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AmEx vs. rec.humor.funny 04/14/2004 09:19 AM




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Operating system humor: No funny
business


Operating system humor: No funny
business
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So maybe Network World should run a list of server and desktop operating systems each year. We could indicate which we wanted to keep around (NT 4 and NetWare 3, for example) while also voting for which to discontinue (Windows ME should "win" handily).

Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Alpha Politics, A Funny Poem About The
Bush Adminstration & The GOP.


Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Alpha Politics, A Funny Poem About The
Bush Adminstration & The GOP.
04/30/2004 07:37 AM
an alphabetical trip through recent political history in verse .. alpha politics

madkane.com/alpha_politics.html
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CollegeHumor.com : New Funny Pictures,
Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!


CollegeHumor.com : New Funny Pictures,
Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!
06/16/2004 06:37 AM
a disembodied hand resting on the shoulder of one of the models .. Disembodied hand in Victoria's Secret catalog .. lesson in photoshop .. revealed

collegehumor.com/?pg=victorias
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Notables Webl0g , Political Commentary,
Humor, Song Parodies, January 1-March
31, 2005


Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Notables Webl0g , Political Commentary,
Humor, Song Parodies, January 1-March
31, 2005
03/31/2005 06:59 AM
enjoy this song parody .. Madeleine Begun Kane .. ode to delay

madkane.com/notable01_05a.html#03_30_05
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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Humor Columns About Cars, Politics,
Privacy, Work, Marriage, Technology,
Money, Law, Music, Computers & Dubya's
Dayly Diary


Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist,
Humor Columns About Cars, Politics,
Privacy, Work, Marriage, Technology,
Money, Law, Music, Computers & Dubya's
Dayly Diary
12/26/2003 04:15 PM
"Carnival of the Vanities." - www.madkane.com .. MadKane.com political humor as a whole .. Mad Kane’s Notables Weblog .. Madeleine Begun Kane .. entries .. Madkane

madkane.com
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movie clips • games • funny
virals • funny emails and email
attachments


movie clips • games • funny
virals • funny emails and email
attachments
08/22/2004 04:13 AM
British Kung Fu !

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Funny depressing, not funny haha


Funny depressing, not funny haha 01/16/2004 11:33 AM
Jeff Jarvis has some excellent transcriptual commentary on the unintentionally hilarious Tim Russert segment on blogging....

The AmEx Example


The AmEx Example 07/27/2004 01:14 PM
The firm's travel services and other businesses are performing, but investors are still cautious.

Sasser infections hit Amex, others


Sasser infections hit Amex, others 05/04/2004 09:12 AM
Security experts are continuing to issue warnings about the Sasser Internet worm as organizations struggled to clean up the damage caused by infected hosts.

AmEx Rides the Recovery


AmEx Rides the Recovery 01/27/2004 04:02 PM
Spending by cardmembers and an improving stock market fuel growth.

Amex CEO Glen Salow on measuring IT
value


Amex CEO Glen Salow on measuring IT
value
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In the opening keynote of Computerworld's Premier 100 Conference, American Express CIO Glen Salow today offered attendees a framework for measuring IT value.

Amex and Delta among US firms hit by
Sasser


Amex and Delta among US firms hit by
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Aegis Assessments, Inc. Provides
Additional Information on Application
for AMEX


Aegis Assessments, Inc. Provides
Additional Information on Application
for AMEX
01/05/2005 03:10 AM
Wi-Fi Technology Forum Jan 5 2005 7:13AM GMT

NASD to transfer control of American
Stock Exchange to Amex members


NASD to transfer control of American
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"his sense of humor"


"his sense of humor" 12/15/2003 10:29 PM

Geek humor at its best


Geek humor at its best 07/14/2004 12:04 AM
The House With Too Many Perpundiculars

Hungarian humor


Hungarian humor 09/14/2004 03:12 PM
Pestiside is a blog by an American living in Hungary. Talk about snarky. And talk about funny. I believe, in fact, that this is what's known as a wickedly funny site. (Thanks, Ethan, for the link.)...

A sense of humor?


A sense of humor? 04/25/2004 09:39 AM

The NY Times reviews Eats, Shoots & Leaves, a book about punctuation that's recently come across the Atlantic after receiving rave reviews in the UK. In what's surely a sly joke to the Sunday Book Review reader, the Times entitled the article, ' Eats, Shoots & Leaves': Punctuation and It's Discontents. At least I hope it's a joke.


Programming Humor


Programming Humor 06/05/2004 05:52 AM

Code Humor Challenge: Some pretty funny examples of developers trying to be funny. People are submitting hundreds of comments of funny code they wrote and tried to get (or succeeded in getting) into production.

One of my previous employers had, for historical reasons, the requirement that all class names be prefixed with "Mc" (McUser, McCheckbox, etc.). I created the class McNugget, complete with methods like McNugget.dip(McNugget.BBQ_SAUCE).

This one's pretty good too:

Disco = Uncool

Do Until Disco = Cool

if Year gt 1970 And Year lt 1978 then

GetDownAndDance
Disco = Cool

Else

MockDiscoDancers

End if

Loop

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Neurology of humor


Neurology of humor 06/21/2004 12:35 PM
Cognitive neuroscientists at Dartmouth College have shown that the part of your brain that "gets" a joke is not the same as the region that deems it funny or not. To test their hypothesis, the researchers conducted functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) on subjects while they watched Seinfeld and The Simpsons. From a Scientific American report on the study:
"The investigators found that instances of humor detection lit up the left inferior frontal and posterior temporal cortices--the left side of the brain. Humor appreciation, in contrast, led to spikes in activity in the emotional areas deeper inside--specifically, in the bilateral regions of the insular cortex and the amygdala... Past research has shown the left inferior frontal cortex to be involved in reconciling ambiguous meanings with prior knowledge. And ambiguity, incongruity and surprise are key elements in many jokes."
Still, the results are preliminary. When SciAm asked an outside psychologist for his expert opinion on the research, he commented: "If some people don't find The Simpsons funny, it's premature to say that they have a defective frontal lobe." Of course, he's wrong. Link

Humor alert


Humor alert 01/07/2004 06:50 PM
The other day, I wrote a post saying weblogs are ruining Google. I hate to do this, I hate to explain a joke, but it seems there's been too much confusion. No, weblogs are not ruining Google. I was kidding because, see, this is what people do: they search for something on Google, a weblog is one of top responses, and then they piss and moan about weblogs ruining Google, etc. Do I need to resort to writing "J/K" next to all silly posts?

The other funny thing -- at least to me -- is that both times I used the expression "text wrap" in my query, rather than the more common "word wrap." So it extra made sense that Google would return my post to me. And funnier still was the fact that I'd forgotten I'd already looked for a text wrap plugin for Eclipse months ago. So you see the levels of humor here? Did you ever suspect megnut posts had so much depth to them?

slinging some humor your way


slinging some humor your way 11/17/2003 05:27 PM
A DJ friend of mine made me a mix this weekend that he's been working on. I was listening to...

PHP Humor ... No that's *Not* a Joke
Itself


PHP Humor ... No that's *Not* a Joke
Itself
03/21/2003 09:12 AM

PHP Humor ...  No that's *Not* a Joke Itself

PHP-Con is doing humorous interviews with some of the speakers to promote the event.  Here's the one with John Coggeshall:

When was your first PHP?

John Coggeshall: Sitting in a darkened smoke filled room... I was almost out of money but a friend of mine told me she [PHP] was good for a trick or two and didn't charge much.

His comments on Perl, Java, and Visual Basic are really good.  You can read more of this over at the PHP- Con site.


Chatological Humor


Chatological Humor 10/29/2003 12:11 AM
Amusing irrelevancy: if you ask Google's Translation Tool to translate "gruppenfuhrer" into English, it notes the comparative ending and lower case initial ...

More Couch Humor


More Couch Humor 02/08/2003 08:33 PM
I stumbed across two more funny pieces at The Avocado Couch. The first one, A note to the obnoxiously self-absorbed is one of the best rants I've read in a long, long time. It goes all out. The second one,...

My warped humor........


My warped humor........ 03/13/2003 10:24 AM
I seriously can not stand arrogant flashy people. They live excessively for no reason but to show off and say...

Time for Some Humor


Time for Some Humor 03/14/2005 05:09 PM

Of all the places to have this information, Microsoft was the last on my list. Even then, even that they have it, the funniest part is how seriously they take it.

A parent's primer to computer slang
Strange New Gaming Worlds Online
MSN:Teens' online lingo leaves parents baffled


If Ahnuld has a sense of humor...


If Ahnuld has a sense of humor... 10/29/2003 12:12 AM
...as one of his first acts as governor he'll create a state telecommunications agency called "SkyNet."...

10ccs of Humor Stat


10ccs of Humor Stat 01/23/2003 10:59 AM
A Big SplashUnfortunately, I don't think this whole splash screen manager idea will work for Safari. You see, oddly enough, we made it a

Festival "mundial" del humor


Festival "mundial" del humor 07/26/2004 11:07 PM

Political Humor Boomerangs


Political Humor Boomerangs 04/10/2004 06:01 PM

Via Wonkette, here's a slightly unfair but powerful re joinder to President Bush's jokes about weapons of mass destruction. Media is in the hands of everyone, and people are going to use it to hold powerful people -- including media people, such as the Washington correspondents who found Bush's performance so hilarious -- to account.


Code Humor Challenge


Code Humor Challenge 06/01/2004 02:14 PM
The goal is to get a humorous piece of code into a production environment. Any kind of humor is acceptable...anything that might make a future developer smile. The code must actually be used by the application.

"Humor: Dan Rahter 'Don't You Know Who I
Am?""


"Humor: Dan Rahter 'Don't You Know Who I
Am?""
09/13/2004 09:47 PM

I Find Solace in Humor. You?


I Find Solace in Humor. You? 09/22/2004 08:32 AM
The Glorious Revolution: A Look Back, by Jeff Greenfield (CNN), is one of 16 What if Bush Wins? essays in the September edition of The Washington Monthly.

Humor Roundup from My Aggregator


Humor Roundup from My Aggregator 12/24/2004 12:58 PM

MSNBC - Political Humor


MSNBC - Political Humor 09/25/2004 09:10 AM

Bitter comic illustrator humor


Bitter comic illustrator humor 01/28/2004 11:25 AM
This makes me think that life among funnybook writers and their pictureifiers isn't all sweetness and light: "Wally Wood's 22 Panels That Always Work, or some interesting ways to get some variety into those boring panels where some dumb writer has some lame characters sitting around and talking for page after page." Link (Thanks, Zed!)

Disneyland Paris's fart humor


Disneyland Paris's fart humor 01/02/2004 07:10 AM
I took a holiday in Disneyland Paris this Christmas, and was amazed to find the flatulence-humor subtext pervading the safety cards stuck on all the ride-vehicles. JPEG Link

Political humor finds home on Web


Political humor finds home on Web 08/02/2004 07:04 PM
Saturday Night Live vet Will Ferrell gets political as he revives Bush impersonation for liberal advocacy group.
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