What would you do if you found your bitch cheating?

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Gene cure found for cheating lovers
(Reuters)

Gene cure found for cheating lovers
(Reuters) 06/16/2004 04:36 PM
Reuters - What would you give for a simple injection that would stop your lover from cheating?

Ain't that a bitch!!!

Ain't that a bitch!!! 03/13/2003 10:24 AM
So I'm cruising (a little earlier than usual) to work. Stop and get my coffee. Feeling cutsie with a new...

"* P.S. I'm still a bitch"

"* P.S. I'm still a bitch" 12/24/2004 01:00 PM

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits. 11/10/2003 10:46 PM
Breasts on men ? most people's only knowledge of this stems from Fight Club (his name was Robert Paulson), but Gynecomastia is a very real medical condition, often a side effect of Klienfelter Syndrome. This person's experiences with their gender identity (raised primarily as a girl, then switching to being publicly masculine when older) while growing up with Gynecomastia in a small town fascinated me. (First FPP!)

Bitch Hit My Truck

Bitch Hit My Truck 05/19/2004 10:10 PM
Bitch Hit My Truck: Is this for real?

The Fiction Bitch

The Fiction Bitch 09/09/2004 06:12 PM
Fiction Bitch "The Fiction Bitch doesn't want to encourage new writers. She wants to weed out terrible writers before they go on to bore millions of innocent publishing house interns to tears."

SpamAssassin is my bitch

SpamAssassin is my bitch 03/13/2003 10:21 AM
So, as reported elsewhere, Mena and I are now using SpamAssassin to, um, assassinate our spam. It's installed on our...

The Bitch is Back

The Bitch is Back 04/24/2004 06:27 PM
The Misanthropic Bitch: "The Bush administration is taking its No Dirty Sanchez tour on the road, with stops in conservative communities that might buy the anti-obscenity manure." (04-24)

Product Branding is a Bitch

Product Branding is a Bitch 09/07/2004 09:04 AM

Judging from the available specs of this all-in-one LCD PC, I'd guess it's probably not anything too new. That being said, I have to admit to being very amused by the fact that this UK firm has named their product line "Puta." There must have been a serious lack of Spanish or Filipino focus-testing on that one.

Read - Product Page [UK2Net]

Young Love is a Bitch

Young Love is a Bitch 07/30/2004 12:21 PM
One of the first signs of trouble with Karina was when she declared he could no longer wear shorts: "I have hairy legs, and the boy that she slept with over the weekend had hairy legs, and she wanted to forget about it."

I meant to just bitch to Cheney about
it.

I meant to just bitch to Cheney about
it. 06/24/2004 09:28 PM
"Frankly, part of our problem is a lot of the press are afraid to travel very much, so they sit in Baghdad and they publish rumors," Paul Wolfowitz declared Tuesday - a slur that didn't sit well with a lot of journalists risking their lives in Baghdad and elsewhere in Iraq. After callouts from Howard Kurtz, Maureen Dowd and Editor & Publisher's new rabble-rousing chief, Greg Mitchell, Wolfowitz has submitted an apology. (PDF version.) Ever helpful, Wonkette supplies a translation. (mostly via Romenesko)

That's Queen Hello Kitty to you, bitch

That's Queen Hello Kitty to you, bitch 09/11/2004 02:31 PM
Xeni Jardin: Platinum icon of Hello Kitty with a diamond-studded crown and 0.753-carat pink diamond scepter, created in honor of the character's 30th birthday. 100 of them are available at a cool 1 mil yen JP ($91,186.79 US). Link to Xinhua news story. (Thanks Ivy)

PHPEverywhere: Bitch-slapping PHP

PHPEverywhere: Bitch-slapping PHP 08/27/2004 01:35 PM
Open source is wonderful. Everything is so open, warts and all. R oshan Naik complains about the state of PHP:

Ding, dong the bitch is dead

Ding, dong the bitch is dead 08/04/2004 09:53 AM
Margaret Thatcher dies, aged 79.

'SONS OF FUCKING BITCH-ASS GODDAMNED
COCK SUCKING GOAT FUCKERS!', he
elaborated.

'SONS OF FUCKING BITCH-ASS GODDAMNED
COCK SUCKING GOAT FUCKERS!', he
elaborated. 05/22/2004 03:24 PM
Attacked By Thugs! - Maciej Ceglowski is accosted by young, dorky thugs in Warsaw. After flagging down a van full of police to report the incident, frenzied pursuit-driven hijinks ensue. Almost makes me want to move to Poland and become a cop. Anyone have any sort of similar, amusing, crazed police experience? (I realise there are plenty of non-amusing, crazed police stories out there too, unfortunately.)

The consequences of cheating

The consequences of cheating 12/03/2003 07:23 PM
That's one reason I can let it go and not Google every paper to death," Neighbors said. "In the end, they've derailed their own learning.". ...

When Cheating Is an Option

When Cheating Is an Option 05/10/2004 11:32 AM
The Charter One acquisition may spawn yet another insider-trading scandal.

Microsoft Redefines Cheating

Microsoft Redefines Cheating 03/22/2005 04:53 PM
How do you stop gamers from using real-world bucks to tip the game? Why stop it at all?

Is Online Infidelity Cheating?

Is Online Infidelity Cheating? 11/11/2003 10:32 AM
For the past couple of years there have been stories every so often about how internet relationships are the leading cause of divorce these days. In general, I tend to think that it's not the internet relationship that's causing the divorce, but that the relationship is the result of other factors within the marriage that lead to one (or both) of the partners to seek outside comfort. However, now the debate is raging on about whether or not online relationships are considered "cheating"? Many people say it's not because there's no touching involved - and sometimes people don't even know each others' real names. Again, this seems like a debate on the semantics, rather than the actual issue. It doesn't really matter if it's defined as cheating or not, if the real issue is that there are problems in the actual marriage.

ATI cheating with Anistropic Filtering?

ATI cheating with Anistropic Filtering? 05/16/2004 08:41 PM

Cheating Made Easy

Cheating Made Easy 08/23/2004 04:59 AM

ATI Accuses Nvidia of Cheating

ATI Accuses Nvidia of Cheating 04/23/2004 06:49 AM

If Steroids Are Cheating, Why Isn't
LASIK?

If Steroids Are Cheating, Why Isn't
LASIK? 04/19/2005 04:16 AM
theodp writes "A month ago, Mark McGwire was hauled before Congress and lambasted as a cheater for using a legal, performance-enhancing steroid precursor when he broke the single-season HR record. A week ago, Tiger Woods was celebrated for winning the Masters, aided by superior vision acquired through laser surgery. Slate asks: What's the difference?"

Gigabyte accuses Asus of Cheating

Gigabyte accuses Asus of Cheating 08/03/2004 08:51 AM

Tech Solution to Student Cheating

Tech Solution to Student Cheating 07/01/2004 01:58 AM
Students beware, internet inspired plagiarism has hit a brick wall in the form of new anti-plagiarism software. Designed to scan the internet and seek out 4.5 billion web pages, teachers can check the originality of their students work with the tap of a few keys. To date, the software has in fact proved it’s worth by locating positive results for students copying the work of others. While this bad news for cheaters, great news for schools.

Colleges take on cheating students
(Reuters)

Colleges take on cheating students
(Reuters) 07/02/2004 08:14 AM
Reuters - Student cheats and their exasperated lecturers are trying to outwit each other by increasingly sophisticated means.

Re: Gigabyte Accuses Asus of cheating

Re: Gigabyte Accuses Asus of cheating 08/05/2004 10:50 AM

Cheating students go high-tech

Cheating students go high-tech 06/11/2004 06:27 AM
The Province Jun 11 2004 11:23AM GMT

Why American Culture Encourages Cheating

Why American Culture Encourages Cheating 01/07/2004 03:16 PM
The Cheating Culture Weblog is a compendium to an upcoming book by David Callahan. Depressing stuff, but well worth reading.

Ati caught cheating ? (Shock, Horror!)

Ati caught cheating ? (Shock, Horror!) 05/18/2004 04:25 AM

Citi's Big Payout for Cheating Investors

Citi's Big Payout for Cheating Investors 05/10/2004 01:23 PM

AP: Citigroup to Pay $2.65 Billion in Deal With WorldCom Investors. Citigroup's brokerage division was a key backer of WorldCom securities before WorldCom filed for the biggest bankruptcy in history in July 2002 amid accounting irregularities. Last month, the company now known only as MCI emerged from bankruptcy and shed more than $35 billion in debt.

Citigroup's bubble-era sleaze is coming home to roost, but these payouts pale next to the profits the giant financial company collected during the period. Does wrongdoing pay? Apparently.

Cheating probe snares Saratoga students

Cheating probe snares Saratoga students 01/24/2004 11:39 PM
San Jose Mercury News Jan 25 2004 4:06AM GMT

Ethics Chief Accused of Cheating Is
Fired (AP)

Ethics Chief Accused of Cheating Is
Fired (AP) 09/10/2004 06:49 PM
AP - The head of Connecticut's ethics commission was fired Friday after being accused of such things as cheating on his work hours and telling a subordinate to lie in response to a federal subpoena.

IBM, other vendors accused of cheating
E-Rate program

IBM, other vendors accused of cheating
E-Rate program 09/22/2004 08:58 PM
U.S. House members accused IBM and other IT vendors Wednesday of breaking the rules in a much-criticized program designed to help schools and libraries purchase Internet equipment.

Update: Gigabyte Accuses Asus Of
Cheating

Update: Gigabyte Accuses Asus Of
Cheating 08/05/2004 02:12 PM
Gigabyte Technology Co. has accused fellow Taiwan board maker ASUStek of "cheating" by including an undocumented overclocking mode which boosted ASUS to the top of recent motherboard reviews.

Thin Line Splits Cheating, Smarts

Thin Line Splits Cheating, Smarts 09/10/2002 05:42 AM
Some claim using the Net to do homework shows that today's kids are resourceful. But a rise in content cribbed straight from online sources, like Google Answers, has teachers on alert. By Dustin Goot.

Keeping Found Things Found: Web Tools
Don't Always Mesh With How People Work

Keeping Found Things Found: Web Tools
Don't Always Mesh With How People Work 12/18/2003 06:55 AM
Keeping Found Things Found: Web Tools Don't Always Mesh With How People Work
http://www.nsf .gov/pubsys/ods/getpub.cfm?pr03146

Of all the personal computers to be unwrapped during the holiday season, more than 80 percent will be used to go online and search the Web's more than 92 million gigabytes of data (comparable to a 2 billion-volume encyclopedia). Getting online is the easy part, finding a useful Web page is a bit harder—keeping track of a useful Web page is another issue altogether.

People have devised many tricks—such as sending e-mails to themselves or jotting on sticky notes—for keeping track of Web pages, but William Jones and Harry Bruce at the University of Washington's Information School and Susan Dumais of Microsoft Research have found that often people don't use any of them when it comes time to revisit a Web page. Instead, they rely on their ability to find the Web page all over again.

Internet gives rise to a bold new era in
college-student cheating

Internet gives rise to a bold new era in
college-student cheating 01/22/2004 02:12 AM
Search engines such as Google can find over a million resources for students trying to buy term papers, some of which sell for more than $10 a page. ...

"Panties with GPS built in ? for men who
suspect their wives or girlfriends of
cheating."

"Panties with GPS built in ? for men who
suspect their wives or girlfriends of
cheating." 06/05/2005 11:45 PM

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Prenuptial Jitters - Did gay marriage
destroy heterosexual marriage in
Scandinavia? By M.V. Lee Badgett

Prenuptial Jitters - Did gay marriage
destroy heterosexual marriage in
Scandinavia? By M.V. Lee Badgett 05/23/2004 01:53 AM
Did gay marriage destroy straight marriage in Scandanavia? .. Scandinavian countries .. are completely bogus .. The other piece .. current Slate .. piece

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Gay marriage compared to box-turtle
marriage in Senate, Daily Show replies

Gay marriage compared to box-turtle
marriage in Senate, Daily Show replies 07/19/2004 02:52 AM
In a fit of astonishing lunacy, Texas Senator John Cornyn tried to explain the need to ban gay marriage in the context of the social harm that would accrue from allowing men to marry box turtles ("It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle, but that does not mean it is right...Now you must raise you children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife"). Jon Stewart's Daily Show segment on this statement is nothing short of brilliant. Let's hope it gets enough airplay to cost Cornyn the election (and possibly get him institutionalized somewhere...). Realplayer link (via Vertical Hold)

22 day run on Jeopardy!

22 day run on Jeopardy! 07/01/2004 03:32 PM
How long can he go? Jeopardy streak hits $697760 for 21 consecutive days.

This guys is simply amazing to watch. He's had more airtime than some tv stars. Any bets to how long he can go?

Utopia in jeopardy

Utopia in jeopardy 04/14/2004 01:08 PM
Salt Lake City rejects plans to participate in the large-scale fiber-optic network, casting doubt on the project's future.

Tour De Jeopardy

Tour De Jeopardy 07/21/2004 11:01 AM
hello, excellence. and kottke.

JEOPARDY! Online

JEOPARDY! Online 07/23/2004 09:38 PM
Alex ��In the form of a question please�� Trebek .. tonight is (almost definitely) the night! .. my favorite game show .. Jeopardy contestant .. Wheel of Fortune .. Jeopardy! online .. show's website .. these guys .. Jeopardy! .. Jeopardy

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911 Operator's Job in Jeopardy Over Nap
(AP)

911 Operator's Job in Jeopardy Over Nap
(AP) 08/05/2004 03:57 PM
AP - After 10 years on the job at Anne Arundel County's 911 call center, Louis Gerber's alleged two-minute snooze may get him a written reprimand or, even, fired.

Ken Jennings to be back on Jeopardy

Ken Jennings to be back on Jeopardy 01/03/2005 05:55 PM
Technocrat.net Jan 3 2005 9:48PM GMT

Jeopardy contestant has so far won 26
games and $868,960

Jeopardy contestant has so far won 26
games and $868,960 07/08/2004 08:30 PM
The Man Who Knew Too Much .. describes his play

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Jeopardy - The stupid cheat

Jeopardy - The stupid cheat 08/11/2004 11:56 AM
Although I hadn't watched Jeopardy in maybe 20 years, a couple of weeks ago I watched a few featuring Ken Jennings, the million-dollar smart guy. Very impressive. And it struck me how they're cheating... Watch some reruns before Jennings was on. The questions were much easier. Having dumber questions favors any contestant who is outlandishly smarter than the others. So, while it's not quite cheating, it does tilt the board toward Jennings and lets him run up $50,000 daily totals leaving the other contestants with nothing but a snapshot of Alex Trebeck and a tune they can't get out of...

Trademark Woes: Is Gmail in Jeopardy

Trademark Woes: Is Gmail in Jeopardy 08/17/2004 11:39 AM
Source: Search Engine Guide - Despite launching the Gmail service to the public on March 31st, Google failed to file trademark rights for the term Gmail until April 7th, after three other companies had filed for a trademark on the...

Free iBook Program May Be in Jeopardy

Free iBook Program May Be in Jeopardy 06/05/2005 11:59 PM
The largest laptop program in the history of public education may be in jeopardy after a county commissioner filed suit to stop the school district from distributing more Apple iBooks. Former Cobb County, Georgia Commissioner Butch Thompson is accusing the local school district of misusing taxpayer money.

Tiger Woods reign at No. 1 in jeopardy

Tiger Woods reign at No. 1 in jeopardy 06/17/2004 12:08 AM
Seattletimes.nwsource.com - Wed Jun 16, 07:25 am GMT

NHL Locks Out Players; Season in
Jeopardy (AP)

NHL Locks Out Players; Season in
Jeopardy (AP) 09/15/2004 11:54 PM
AP - The National Hockey League locked out its players Thursday, threatening to keep the sport off the ice for the entire 2004-05 season and perhaps beyond in an effort by management to gain massive economic change.

Ken Jennings's total Jeopardy! winnings

Ken Jennings's total Jeopardy! winnings 09/08/2004 12:20 PM
Cory Doctorow: Kottke's posted a hot tip from someone who claims to have been in the studio audience when Ken Jennings's Jeopardy! winning streak broke -- click for a spoiler with his total earnings and the length of his streak. Link

Rooftop Report: Jeopardy Updates
Archives

Rooftop Report: Jeopardy Updates
Archives 07/24/2004 06:11 PM
The Day is Mine, Trebek .. KenJen's stats

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Whew: HTML View/Source Not in Jeopardy

Whew: HTML View/Source Not in Jeopardy 08/27/2004 01:27 PM
Brendan Eich offers welcome reassurances in a posting entitled "Ev eryone remain calm" -- an explanation of the (thankfully) short-lived idea to remove the ability to view the HTML source code of a Mozilla-based Web page. He says, in part:

Throughout the explosive growth of the web, View / Source has played a crucial role, hard to appreciate if you dumb down your user model based on myopic hindsight and a static analysis of the majority cohort of "end users". Anyway, I wanted to reassure everyone, from our top Gecko hackers to interested web developers to enthusiastic surfers, that Firefox is not about to implode into a bare-bones, ultra-minimalist browser that those important hackers, et al., can't use. Firefox cannot be "all things to all people" without at least some people having to configure an extension or two, but the default features should support the crucial user bases.

(Via Dave Winer)

Jeopardy to jealousy: Mardi Gras music

Jeopardy to jealousy: Mardi Gras music 05/28/2004 06:27 PM
Morgan Hill Times,CA-3 hours ago ... Neither Greg Kihn or Gin Blossoms have dedicated websites but can be found by entering their names into a search engine such as Yahoo!, Google or Lycos. ...

Jeopardy champ passes $1 million mark

Jeopardy champ passes $1 million mark 07/13/2004 08:24 PM

1 Punch, 2 Prosecutions, No Double
Jeopardy, Justices Rule

1 Punch, 2 Prosecutions, No Double
Jeopardy, Justices Rule 04/19/2004 04:36 PM
The Supreme Court ruled today that Billy Jo Lara could be tried twice for what might seem to be the same crime.

"Jason Kottke thinks he knows when Ken
Jennings finally loses on Jeopardy."

"Jason Kottke thinks he knows when Ken
Jennings finally loses on Jeopardy." 09/09/2004 08:36 AM

Canadian involvement in Mars mission in
jeopardy as hopes for orbiter fade

Canadian involvement in Mars mission in
jeopardy as hopes for orbiter fade 12/07/2003 06:30 PM
Canadian Press via Canada.com Dec 7 2003 5:12PM ET

The Man Who Knew Too Much - The Tour de
France pales next to the Jeopardy!
juggernaut. By Dana Stevens

The Man Who Knew Too Much - The Tour de
France pales next to the Jeopardy!
juggernaut. By Dana Stevens 07/09/2004 03:14 AM

What gay marriage says about men

What gay marriage says about men 04/13/2005 11:08 AM
Barney Frank says he knows.

What I'd say about gay marriage

What I'd say about gay marriage 07/13/2004 10:08 AM
If I were John Kerry, here's what I'd say about the gay marriage amendment in a debate: There he goes again. George Bush — the uniter, not the divider — is using this issue as a wedge to drive Americans apart by making this complex question of morality, religion, states rights, and love into a simple yes-no, "you're either with us or against us." Americans are smarter than that, Mr. President. We can handle tough questions in all their complexity. And, frankly, it's a failure of leadership and of vision that you can only see things in black and...

Islamicate on gay marriage

Islamicate on gay marriage 06/11/2004 08:08 AM
Islamicate writes interestingly about gay marriage: Separate marriage from legal unions, written within the context of Hobbes vs. Rosseau....

Fafbl0g on gay marriage

Fafbl0g on gay marriage 05/26/2004 09:11 AM
On Fafblog, a very funny fake interview with James Dobson, leader of the anti-gay-marriage nutbars "Focus on the Family":

FAFBLOG: So! How's the Family?

JAMES DOBSON: The Family is in deadly danger, Fafnir.

FB: Danger? Oh no! I like families!

JD: Yes, danger from the homosexual agenda which has been trying for decades to destroy it.

FB: I never knew homosexuals had an agenda! I just thought they were ordinary people who were easily stereotyped as lovers of musical theater.

JD: So they and the gay-controlled Hollywood elite would have you believe. But the Forces of Gay are now closer than ever to destroying the divine institution of the civil marriage certificate, and with it, the family itself.

Link

Fuzzy Marriage

Fuzzy Marriage 08/12/2004 04:40 PM

Best wishes to Feedster's Scott Johnson, who just announced his engagement.

Gay marriage: What the court didn't do

Gay marriage: What the court didn't do 08/12/2004 03:20 PM
Gay marriage seems to have fallen flat as Republican wedge issue this year -- with the war continuing and the economy stumbling, it's hard for swing voters to get all hot and bothered about matrimony -- but you can expect it to be campaign fodder again today.

Aborting my marriage

Aborting my marriage 08/19/2004 10:13 AM
My big fear was we wouldn't be biologically able to have a child. It turned out we were emotionally unable to do so.

What would you do if you found your bitch cheating?

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