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Heil Honey, I'm Home: Britcom about
Hitler

Heil Honey, I'm Home: Britcom about
Hitler 12/16/2003 11:12 AM
In 1990, Britons were delivered a a short-lived sitcom called Heil Honey, I'm Home, about Adolph Hitler and Eva Braun's home-life next door to a Jewish couple in the 1930s.

This most infamous of all British sitcoms attracted controversy out of all proportion to the number of people who saw it. Naturally, the hullabaloo was built on the shocking notion that anyone would mount a comedy about Hitler and the Jews - seemingly the definition of poor taste. In reality, the show was no more than a spoof - and not of 1930s Germany but of the kind of 1960s/1970s American sitcoms that would embrace any idea, no matter how stupid. The title, the corny dialogue, the applause when anyone arrived on set, the acting (McCaul's Hitler was more reminiscent of Chaplin's The Great Dictator than your actual Fuhrer) - all were clear signposts of parody. Mel Brooks had already explored the concept of pantomime Nazis in his masterpiece movie (and eventual stage musical) The Producers.

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Honey, That's Your Job

Honey, That's Your Job 07/26/2004 10:37 AM
Judging from these product photos of the EquiMount erotic pommel horse in action, cleaning a stallion's penis and collecting his ejaculate is women's work.

Honey, I know it's not for me

Honey, I know it's not for me 11/16/2003 01:27 AM
US News Nov 16 2003 0:01AM ET

Honey, Come See What's on TV (Reuters)

Honey, Come See What's on TV (Reuters) 09/10/2004 09:27 AM
Reuters - Live television footage of a young woman having her nipple pierced on German reality TV show Big Brother has outraged politicians and child protection agencies. Contestant Daniela Peter, 23, was shown on morning television on Thursday lying topless on a table, her face contorted with pain. Scenes of the nipple piercing will be repeated on Friday.

Someone Else's Honey Pot

Someone Else's Honey Pot 06/24/2005 04:42 PM

Something I've found a great deal of enjoyment doing since I got my iPod shuffle at WWDC is just hook it up to someone else's computer and set the iTunes to autofill onto my Shuffle from the other person's music collection. By The Hallway

Honey, I Shrunk the Keyboard

Honey, I Shrunk the Keyboard 05/03/2004 02:25 AM
Business Week May 3 2004 6:13AM GMT

Honey, you're scaring the kids

Honey, you're scaring the kids 06/01/2004 03:47 PM

« People enjoying Tulireki [fire sled], the new rollercoaster at Linnanmäki. A few photos from Jarkko's birthday at Lintsi »

Jarkko decided that he wanted to spend his birthday at Linnanmäki, so we and two friends helped him try to feel a year younger instead of older for a day. :) They all spent the day getting me onto various rides that I likely wouldn't have tried in my slightly hungover state coupled with a fear of heights. The first one we tried was something called kieputin [the spinner] which rates high on the vomitronic scale. I kept expecting to be drenched either in my own vomit or someone elses, but I was happily disappointed.

Finnish clowns are still as creepy and scary as other clowns around the world. Perhaps there is an EU commission on the scary clown standard along with everything else, since Lintsi the clown should send little kids running. There's also the clownish orange globule known as the plop-plop guy who haunts the park with sinister eyes. I sat on the opposite end of the Viking Ship, another bad hangover ride, from the plop-plop and watched him smirk at me as I was laughing my ass off while trying not to lose my lunch. "Honey, you're scaring the kids.", Jarkko informed me as a group of girls in the row across from us was apparently eyeing me rather cautiously. They weren't facing the plop-plop guy.

Aside from all the spinny, whirly, puke-o-matic rides in the park, there are several roller coasters that are small in scale, but still a lot of fun. We went through the arcade, too, and I won a little Winnie the Pooh doll for Mari. Near the end of the day they finally agreed to ride my first choice which was the carousel. :) It's an antique and rotates slowly, but the slightly naughty designs, wooden animals and classic punch card organ make it a fixture in any carnival. Jarkko agreed to sit on the camel and let me take a picture of him, but a man sitting on small bactrian camel leads to a bit of a pitiful grimace. It was a fabulously fun day of frivolity.

Hopefully, he won't ask for bungee jumping next year. :)

Honey, You're Perfect Just as You Are,
Except... (Reuters)

Honey, You're Perfect Just as You Are,
Except... (Reuters) 01/26/2004 12:36 PM
Reuters - Love is not blind -- at least when it comes to facial plastic surgery.

Honey, I'm tracking the kids (Reuters)

Honey, I'm tracking the kids (Reuters) 07/28/2004 04:17 AM
Reuters - Parents in South Korea will now be able to track their children by using a device in a new mobile phone that has been designed for kids.

Honey, I shrunk the surveillance plane!

Honey, I shrunk the surveillance plane! 02/18/2004 07:46 AM
Military aircraft gets seriously small

THROB to Promote Honey DVD Debut

THROB to Promote Honey DVD Debut 06/18/2004 03:37 AM
New agency emerges as favorite for adult-entertainment startups [PRWEB Jun 18, 2004]

Honey, did you remember to call the DVD
recorder?

Honey, did you remember to call the DVD
recorder? 09/08/2004 09:36 PM
Panasonic's new DVD recorder has a massive hard drive and can be programmed using a cell phone.

Zhuzh up the sofa, honey, it's the year
of the manscaped, ...

Zhuzh up the sofa, honey, it's the year
of the manscaped, ... 01/24/2004 07:14 PM
It is an indicator of how fast language moves that some of last year's will already seem old hat, such as "weapons of mass destruction", "google", "blog" and ...

$2.36 a Gallon? Honey, I Shrunk the
SUV (Los Angeles Times)

$2.36 a Gallon? Honey, I Shrunk the
SUV (Los Angeles Times) 05/27/2004 01:48 PM
Los Angeles Times - Mario Sanchez really wanted a big, American-made sport utility vehicle to haul his children around in pride and safety.

Honey, They Shrunk the Newspaper -
Reading the electronic versions of the
New York Times and Washington Post. By
Jack Shafer

Honey, They Shrunk the Newspaper -
Reading the electronic versions of the
New York Times and Washington Post. By
Jack Shafer 05/07/2004 03:41 AM
mighty clueful article on electronic newspapers .. Honey, They Shrunk the Newspaper .. E-Papers Have a Way to Go .. checks out

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So, I guess we have a war on.

So, I guess we have a war on. 03/19/2003 10:26 PM
It's official, the three stooges, Spain, UK and the US has withdrawn their UN resolution, and is now sorting out...

The end of oil? Guess again

The end of oil? Guess again 09/15/2004 09:56 AM
Sure, the easy-to-find black gold is getting scarce. But Big Oil has a few cards left to play -- no matter what the cost to the environment or the developing world.

0tv.com - Guess My Name

0tv.com - Guess My Name 03/08/2004 11:12 PM
guess my name .. deze wanker

zerotv.com/namegame/index.cfm?game=now
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See, if you can guess what this is?

See, if you can guess what this is? 02/01/2005 09:47 PM
Yes, it looks just like... Eww... Could it be?
Yes, it's the Hello Kitty Artificial Vagina!

Well, not quite. In fact, it's a Hello Kitty tissue holder. You put a box of Kleenex inside it and pull them through the small opening that looks like, well, err.

This message has been brought to you by WTF Finland.

Okay, I Guess I'm Sorry Too...

Okay, I Guess I'm Sorry Too... 08/19/2004 08:46 PM
"The iPod mini hints that much of Apple was on lunch break when the 'Power Mac G4 Cube: lessons Learned' memo circulated." is a good line -- and one that I was loathe to waste. By Christopher Breen, Macworld (via MyAppleMenu)

"Guess Who"

"Guess Who" 03/25/2005 11:25 AM
Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac try to bridge color lines in this reverse take on "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?"

I guess I'm out of the tournament

I guess I'm out of the tournament 06/22/2004 02:04 PM
A few weeks ago, I wrote:

Dude! This is too cool!

Tomorrow, I have an audition to do voicework for Twisted Metal: World Tour!

I've played so much Twisted Metal over the years that if I hear Rob Zombie in the car, I have to change the station, or I may get a little . . . aggressive.

This would be like a Trekkie getting to work on TNG, or me getting to work on Family Guy or Futurama.

Apparently, a Video game news site ran a story which quoted the entry, but incorrectly asserted that I had been "cast" in the game. I sent them feedback and asked for a correction, but they never ran it, nor did they respond to my request.

And now, of course, Sony is pissed.

At me.

Because they think I claimed that I was cast in the project (except that I didn't.)

They've asked me to issue a retraction, which I don't think is appropriate, since I never made the incorrect claim in the first place, but I love Sony's games, and I especially love the entire Twisted Metal series, and since I don't want to hurt them, and I especially don't want to hurt my chances of ever working with them (provided it's not already too late) I would like to issue the following clarification:

I completely respect Sony, and everyone involved with the production of all the Twisted Metal games. I wrote about my audition on my blog because I was so excited about the opportunity to audition for something that I love so much.

I understand the importance of not revealing any confidential or sensitive information, which is why I didn't talk about the characters I read for, or discuss any storyline specifics. I've been a professional actor for over 25 years, and confidentiality is nothing new to me.

I deeply regret that I was misquoted by psp.ign.com, and I am very upset that they did not respond to my request to clarify their story. I hope this hasn't caused any harm to Sony, or anyone involved with the production of Twisted Metal: World Tour, and I sincerely hope that I will get an opportunity to work with them in the future.

If nothing else, I can't wait to get my hands on the wheel, and jump back into Calypso's newest tournament, when the game is released.

I guess it really is in the hands of
god, then ...

I guess it really is in the hands of
god, then ... 11/19/2003 08:07 AM
Buck Stupid
You.gotta.be.kidding.me

Guess I'm not gonna get...

Guess I'm not gonna get... 02/01/2005 10:03 PM

An Aqua port of Open Office anytime soon (via Matt).

Or, a Solaris x86 port of Eclipse-GTK either (via Jim).

sigh

Actually, it's not really an industry
first. I don't guess i

Actually, it's not really an industry
first. I don't guess i 08/12/2004 10:28 PM
TechTree Aug 13 2004 2:49AM GMT

I guess everything Marqui does is NOT OK

I guess everything Marqui does is NOT OK 12/31/2004 10:59 AM

Robin Good tears them (or at least the folks who issued the SEO white paper) a new one.....

And Eric Rice agrees.....

:-)

Tee Hee Hee - and we're not firing them for saying so......

:-)

Guess The Starfighter

Guess The Starfighter 08/27/2004 01:38 PM
Wizards of the Coast recently announced their new Star Wars TCG Sweepstakes in anticipation of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Visit the WOTC site now and enter for your chance to win a full deck of Return of the Jedi TCG cards, as well as a set of Revenge of the Sith cards (to be shipped upon released). Everyone who correctly guesses the name of the ROTS preview card (pictured) will win an Anakin’s Starfighter preview card. Thanks to Ashley Prester for the heads up. [Caution: minor spoiler warnings apply]

"Well that was stupid, guess they
shouldn't just do it."

"Well that was stupid, guess they
shouldn't just do it." 03/26/2005 12:44 PM
A Child's View of the Army "....Like every other boy he was going through the little green army men phase....Gabe is roughly five years old and very articulate. Thus it should have come as little surprise when he began having one army man in charge, and the rest start building something. "Sir, we're ready to build the rocket." " : Five year old Gabe explains - via stacked creamers and table bricabrac, at an IHOP breakfast - the ramifications of mindless subservience to authority.

Guess What -- You Asked for Those Pop-Up
Ads

Guess What -- You Asked for Those Pop-Up
Ads 06/24/2004 11:37 AM
Business Week Jun 24 2004 3:45PM GMT

I guess that's me out, then... [Flickr]

I guess that's me out, then... [Flickr] 01/02/2005 11:28 AM

"Guess what age all these people are"

"Guess what age all these people are" 05/14/2004 10:39 AM

I guess he's not switching...

I guess he's not switching... 01/11/2004 03:49 AM
"Crash Different" Well, I think this editor probably isn't going to continue using a Macintosh if he can help it. A decent spoof video, actually, on the "Think Different" / "Switch" campaigns. [via MemeStreams]

Entrepreneurs: Don't Second-Guess your
First Impression

Entrepreneurs: Don't Second-Guess your
First Impression 04/18/2005 02:24 AM
Attention entrepreneurs- while you're trimming costs and allocating precious cash to build your company's infrastructure, you may be neglecting a vital area: your logo. Charlotte, NC marketing firm Asterisk Creative has created brand identities for over 20 firms since 2001. Their nationally-recognized design team discusses how to create a logo that makes the right impression right away. [PRWEB Apr 18, 2005]

Jeff tries to guess what Dave's up to

Jeff tries to guess what Dave's up to 11/25/2003 10:26 PM

Jeff Sandquist is trying to guess what Dave Winer is up to. He has a great idea. Instead of putting the onus on weblog writers to add metadata to our posts (I hate putting titles on my posts, for instance, or even clicking a box when I post) why not give that power to readers? Let them add the metadata that will make weblog posts more useful to more people.

By the way, I added a title to this post, but not to the others. Just so those of you who are reading in RSS news aggregators can see what it looks like when I take the time to do that.

"Well, I guess they didn't like Al
Franken. What were they thinking?"

"Well, I guess they didn't like Al
Franken. What were they thinking?" 04/15/2004 03:48 PM

guess who's coming to dinner?

guess who's coming to dinner? 06/04/2004 12:38 PM
I talk about this in more depth in Just A Geek, but for years I lived with a very profound sense of shame. The huge acting career that I'd hoped for when I left Star Trek never happened, and as I grew through my twenties, I realized just what an epic asshole I'd been throughout my teenage years. Regret was a constant companion, and it was very hard for me to face friends and family, because I felt like I'd let everyone down. Of course, that wasn't the case. I had most certainly let myself down, but to the people who loved me, how I was doing in my career was unimportant. It took me several years to get over myself, (to follow that process in every excruciating detail, just go back to the beginning of WWdN's archives, and start reading) but once I finally did, I realized how many years I just . . . wasted. So last week, I called my mom. I've talked with her before about my feelings of disappointment, shame and regret, and I recalled that conversation. "So now that I'm over all of that, I feel good, and happy, and at peace with my life and career . . ." "It's good that I can separate my life and my career. There's a lesson I wish I'd learned ten years ago." I thought. " . . . and I realize how much I miss seeing you and dad," I said. "I'd like to make an effort to do more things together." Read more at WWdN!

Intel vs. TI: Guess Who's the Underdog

Intel vs. TI: Guess Who's the Underdog 04/26/2004 04:58 AM
Business Week Apr 26 2004 9:18AM GMT

``I'm not your regular person, I guess.'

``I'm not your regular person, I guess.' 04/12/2005 10:20 PM
Down doesn't mean out. There were great expectations for Bill Pulsipher, and then a great crash. After leaving baseball to mow lawns, he's worked his way back -- becoming perhaps the only ballplayer to talk about the stigma attached Anxiety and Depression. He has retur ned as a loogy with last year's NL champs the Cards. But how will he do this year?

Guess what? Spam pays

Guess what? Spam pays 11/16/2003 09:39 PM

You know that saying that crime doesn't pay? Every day it's becoming increasingly clear to me that spam does in fact pay.

As I delete comment spam after comment spam from PVRblog, I've noticed the products being sold are almost all over-the-counter or shady pharmacutical drugs that can be easily bought, sold, and shipped. Most of my email spam mirrors that as well.

It's a low-risk thing when you think about it. You buy a minimal amount of inventory, then broadcast your message from one of the hundreds of businesses setup to help you, or free spam cannon programs you can download. They say that some percentage of folks buy stuff in spam, and even if that's only 0.1% success, when you send out 5 million messages, you can make $5,000 if each sale gives you a profit of one dollar. If your profit is higher (and it should be), you can sell much less and still make that much money. Imagine it: one day of doing the devil's work and you've made as much as you will in a month of work at a $60k desk job.

Four to five years ago, I used to spend quite a bit of energy on combating spam. I read anti-spammer email lists and newsgroups, I used a spamcop account, and I sent messages daily to every abuse@hostingprovider address I could track down that hosted these bastards. I watched hundreds of other vigilante spam fighters do the same and as we shut down site after site and got person after person cut off from their service, I noticed they kept coming back, only multiplied. Eventually I grew weary of the work I put out that didn't seem to have much impact on the problem and started filtering my spam instead.

A few days ago I got some spam from a guy that has been sending me the same exact niche spam for 8 years. I know the guy that is doing it, I know where he lives, and I can tell you what dialup account he's using right now if I looked. I've reported him a dozen times and gotten him kicked off ISPs but all these years later he's still hawking his crappy products. Obviously, the guy never gave up and I'm convinced there's a financial reason for it. Spam pays, and it probably pays big.

All this is a long way of saying that I have no doubt that every word of Mark Pilgrim's post about the future of weblog spam is the gospel truth. I've seen it happen in email and usenet, and it's going to happen to weblogs as well, and as hard as we fight, it's not going to do a whole hell of a lot of good (Jason posted pretty much the same thing a week ago).

Even with my technical knowledge, a handful of custom filtering server-side and client-side programs, spam is getting through to me in such quantities that I wish I didn't have to rely on email so much. Weblog spam is making me rethink commenting on any movable type site I run. It's exhausting, pointless to fight, and I really wish we could come up with a magic bullet that removes the economic incentive to spam.

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BurnInTest v4.0

BurnInTest v4.0 01/08/2004 08:29 PM
BurnInTest is a software tool that simultaneously exercises all of the major components of a computer, to test for endurance and reliability. The user can select the hardware components to test and individually adjust the load placed on each one via slide bars. Each test reports results to its own window and results are summarized along with any errors detected in the main program window. [Shareware $22.00 30 Days 1.15 MB]

BurnInTest Pro v4.0

BurnInTest Pro v4.0 01/08/2004 08:29 PM
BurnInTest Pro tests your computer for endurance and reliability. Tests inlcude CPU, RAM, disk, video, CD/DVD, printer, sound, serial ports, parallel ports, USB, tape and Network. Tests can be run simultaneously. Results can be saved as a GIF, HTML or printed. Other features are periodic logging, a temperature monitoring interface, timed test runs, cyclic rebooting and EMC testing. [Shareware $40.00 30 Days 1.20 MB]

PassMark BurnInTest 4.0 build 1014

PassMark BurnInTest 4.0 build 1014 05/24/2004 03:46 PM

BurnInTest Professional 4.0 Build 1015

BurnInTest Professional 4.0 Build 1015 06/24/2004 09:32 AM

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PassMark PerformanceTest 5.0 build 1026
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PassMark PerformanceTest 5.0 build 1013
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Hi honey, I'm home! Guess what!...

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