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10.3: How to correctly extract Panther
zip files

10.3: How to correctly extract Panther
zip files 10/28/2003 11:09 PM
Apple uses its own vaguely proprietary way of storing resource forks inside zip files. StuffIt doesn't yet recognize those forks (it correctly expands the files, but it doesn't add the resource fork back into the file, I gues...

Correctly copy and paste tables from the
web into Excel

Correctly copy and paste tables from the
web into Excel 03/06/2004 02:09 AM
Every now and again, I want to transfer a table from the web (such as a list of figures from the UN Forestry database) into an Excel worksheet so I can do further calculations. On my previous Windows PC, I could just select t...

Correctly record international addresses
in Address Book

Correctly record international addresses
in Address Book 02/11/2004 11:04 AM
Not sure when this was added to Address Book, but if you have contacts in different countries that use different address formats, Address Book is smart enough to support those formats. When editing an address, click on the a...

HotFix Watch: Computers with IP
addresses that are more than 14
characters are not correctly discovered

HotFix Watch: Computers with IP
addresses that are more than 14
characters are not correctly discovered 04/25/2004 12:41 PM

For e-commerce Web sites - Dynamic Web
pages can mean extra targeted traffic if
optimized correctly

For e-commerce Web sites - Dynamic Web
pages can mean extra targeted traffic if
optimized correctly 08/06/2004 02:18 AM
[PRWEB Aug 6, 2004]
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Naturellement, the Aristocrats.

Naturellement, the Aristocrats. 06/08/2004 01:26 AM
South Park does the "Aristocrats" joke. (WARNING! Windows Media file, very very not safe for work.) "The Aristocrats" is a long-lived comedians' in-joke--or, rather, an extraordinarily filthy joke that's not really a joke. (Gilbert Gottfried knocked 'em dead with it shortly after 9/11.) Now it's going public (sort of): Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza are making a movie featuring over 100 comedians telling their own versions. The South Park version linked above is "not even in the top 5 for dirtiest." Yikes!

InfoValue Joins MPEG Industry Forum in
Support of MPEG Standards

InfoValue Joins MPEG Industry Forum in
Support of MPEG Standards 09/03/2004 02:25 AM
InfoValue Computing Inc., experts in broadband video streaming, today announced it had joined the MPEG Industry Forum (MPEGIF), and will be exhibiting its latest products in the MPEG Industry Forum booth (#4.239) at IBC 2004 at the Amsterdam RAI from September 10 through September 14. The demonstrations will include MPEG-4 and HDTV video-on-demand and video multicast products powered by InfoValue’s QuickVideo streaming software. [PRWEB Sep 3, 2004]

MPEG LA Announces Terms of Joint
H.264/MPEG-4 AVC Patent License.

MPEG LA Announces Terms of Joint
H.264/MPEG-4 AVC Patent License. 11/18/2003 09:03 PM
MPEG LA Announces Terms of Joint H.264/MPEG-4 AVC Patent License. They brought back the use fee; these people just don't learn. And what happened to the royalty-free baseline?

MPEG LA to hold MPEG-4 licensing session
Mar. 27

MPEG LA to hold MPEG-4 licensing session
Mar. 27 03/15/2003 09:44 AM

Sagem Enters into MPEG-2 License with
MPEG LA; Patent Infringement Actions
Against Sagem Concluded

Sagem Enters into MPEG-2 License with
MPEG LA; Patent Infringement Actions
Against Sagem Concluded 03/28/2005 05:56 AM
ZDNet India Mar 28 2005 9:13AM GMT

LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke.

LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke. 06/21/2004 10:18 PM
Overclockers.com: LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No Joke. "This is a threat, the biggest threat we've ever faced. If you wait until it becomes reality, it's too late to do anything about it." Awwww.

not a joke

not a joke 09/10/2004 12:15 AM

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A Joke

A Joke 02/20/2003 10:05 PM
Did you here that the Walmarts and K-Marts are closing down in the Middle East? Apparently they're all becoming Targets. (rimshot)

Math Joke

Math Joke 04/09/2004 03:56 PM

I just got this via email and don't know the copyright or the origin of this. If someone knows whether I should give credit to someone, please let me know. But it's too funny not to blog.

Panda Joke VI

Panda Joke VI 03/17/2005 03:31 AM
Back again for the sixth consecutive year, it's the Panda Joke! A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you...

What's the Best Geek Joke You Know?

What's the Best Geek Joke You Know? 06/24/2005 05:44 PM
Slashdot Jun 24 2005 12:27AM GMT

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly)

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly) 03/19/2003 10:26 PM

PepsiCo No Joke

PepsiCo No Joke 04/15/2004 02:28 PM
PepsiCo continues to perform, but may be fairly valued.

Panda Joke V

Panda Joke V 04/09/2004 04:09 PM
One of this site's annual traditions is that I post the Panda Joke each year when I'm away for SXSW....

PHP Humor ... No that's *Not* a Joke
Itself

PHP Humor ... No that's *Not* a Joke
Itself 03/21/2003 09:12 AM

PHP Humor ...  No that's *Not* a Joke Itself

PHP-Con is doing humorous interviews with some of the speakers to promote the event.  Here's the one with John Coggeshall:

When was your first PHP?

John Coggeshall: Sitting in a darkened smoke filled room... I was almost out of money but a friend of mine told me she [PHP] was good for a trick or two and didn't charge much.

His comments on Perl, Java, and Visual Basic are really good.  You can read more of this over at the PHP- Con site.

Remix of W's WMD joke

Remix of W's WMD joke 04/10/2004 07:14 PM
This remix of George W's WMD joke at the White House Correspondants' Dinner is vicious, brilliant and true. 3. 6MB QuickTime Link (via Dan Gillmor)

MPEG Streamclip 1.0.1

MPEG Streamclip 1.0.1 07/27/2004 11:20 PM
Converter for MPEG-1/MPEG-2 files and transport streams with player.

New: MPEG Streamclip 1.0

New: MPEG Streamclip 1.0 07/22/2004 09:39 AM
MPEG Streamclip converts MPEG files (including transport streams) into muxed, demuxed, QuickTime, or DV files for import into Final Cut Pro, DVD Studio Pro, and Toast 6.

New: MPEG Encoder Mac

New: MPEG Encoder Mac 05/24/2004 10:52 AM
MPEG Encoder Mac is a standalone QuickTime to MPEG converter with MPEG-1 and MPEG-2 export, smart rendering, batch encoding, multi-processor support, and other features.

MPEG Database

MPEG Database 02/13/2004 03:33 AM
RIAA Issues...

Companies Who Can't Take A Joke, But Can
Push A Lie

Companies Who Can't Take A Joke, But Can
Push A Lie 02/12/2004 02:16 PM
It's no secret that, on the internet, if you don't like something and try to get it taken down, you're only going to draw a lot more attention to it. However, corporations still haven't gotten this message. They seem to get especially annoyed at parodies, complaining that people might be tricked by them. Here's an article that takes these companies to task for not being able to take a joke, while at the same time having so-called "independent" organizations that are paid by them set up advocacy websites that are nothing more than a front for the company or group in question. In other words, companies get upset about advocacy that goes against them and try to force the sites down, worrying that people will get "confused." At the same time, they're hiding the fact that they're behind these other advocacy sites (which, some might say is confusing readers, as well). As the writer of the article points out, even if they're right, they're doing themselves harm by not being upfront and honest about these sites: "The more successful the strategy in the short term, the more it will eventually corrode trust in the long. People persuaded by such sites will feel betrayed when it becomes evident they were duped. And it won't even matter if the pseudo sites have truth on their side: when a messenger is exposed as an impostor, their credibility is destroyed." Another example of short-term thinking from corporations that do them much more damage in the long term.

Stupid language joke

Stupid language joke 02/10/2004 02:55 AM
The funniness of an US company called Makkara Sushi combined with this this scientific experiment is left as an exercise to the reader.

For Sun , Microsoft Settlement Is No
Joke

For Sun , Microsoft Settlement Is No
Joke 04/19/2004 11:03 AM
We may miss Scott McNealy's jabs at Microsoft, but the money from the recent settlement will inject new life into Sun, which badly needs a transfusion. Many of us are just now coming to grips with the most serious implication of the April 2 settlement between Sun and Microsoft: Scott McNealy's keynote speeches just got a lot duller. The Sun CEO has made a career of his stand-up routine over the years, entertaining thousands with such classic zingers as calling Windows the "giant hairball"; Active Directory, "Captive Directory"; and .Net, "Dot Not" or "Not Yet." And, in case of computer crashes, "Call 1-800-CTL-ALT-DEL."

Nautical Geek Joke

Nautical Geek Joke 01/22/2004 03:04 AM
As previously noted, I subscribed to The Gunroom, the online home of Patrick O’Brian fanciers; in the first day there have been two not-bad jokes. This one concerns a pirate’s parrot who got a bad case of sunstroke and was heard crowing Pieces of seven, pieces of seven. Which was clearly a parroty error.

Not An April Fool’s Joke

Not An April Fool’s Joke 04/01/2005 05:24 PM
Just foolishness. The XML Binary Characterization Working Group has issued their f inal report which recommends (surprise, surprise) that the W3C produce a “Binary XML” specification. Elliotte Rusty Harold nails it. I don’t care if anyone wants to go off and produce their own data interchange format, binary or not, open or not, standardized or not, mapped to XML or not; as long as they don’t call it XML. “Binary XML” is an oxymoron. And I should point out that the people at Sun who are building a binary data format with a mapping to XML are calling it something else entirely. These Binary-XML people are charging headlong onto the top of a very long, very steep, very slippery slope. [Update: Further joy. I see that this poorly-labelled table asserts that XML prevents both “processing efficiency” and “forward compatibility”. Glad to hear it.]

We can finally joke about beheadings...

We can finally joke about beheadings... 07/13/2004 01:39 AM
The kidnap videos in Iraq are suspicious. Some say they are fake. Some make their own... what do you think of this one? A rare bit of humor from Al-Jazeera. [.wmv]

Google maths joke

Google maths joke 09/15/2004 05:03 PM
New Scientist Sep 15 2004 7:51PM GMT

Oracle v. Peoplesoft: the joke is on...

Oracle v. Peoplesoft: the joke is on... 09/20/2004 05:12 AM
Opinion Cash from chaos

Safer Smoke a Joke?

Safer Smoke a Joke? 06/02/2004 11:52 AM
A fire-safe cigarette for New York may roll over the rest of the country, too.

Press reveal for joke!

Press reveal for joke! 06/21/2004 12:38 PM
The Ceefax teletext service is essentially the same now as when the BBC developed it in 19 73, and is still used across Europe. Absurd, outmoded and wonderfully British, old bean.

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