rejoinder to President Bush's jokes
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"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes"
"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes"
04/13/2004 03:30 PMPresident and Mrs. Bush's Remarks at Ask
President Bush Event with Small Business
Owners
President and Mrs. Bush's Remarks at Ask
President Bush Event with Small Business
Owners
08/20/2004 06:08 PM"honor and dignity" president: .. in speeches .. example .. text ..
said
whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/08/20040813-7.html
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President Bush's Eulogy at Funeral
Service for President Reagan
President Bush's Eulogy at Funeral
Service for President Reagan
06/13/2004 06:20 PMPresident Bush's Eulogy at Funeral Service for President Reagan ..
George W.
Bush
whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/06/20040611-2.html
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What's on President Bush's iPod?
What's on President Bush's iPod?
04/11/2005 10:51 AMThe New York Times' Elisabeth Bumiller has the scoop on what songs US
President George W...
White House Letter: President Bush's
iPod
White House Letter: President Bush's
iPod
04/11/2005 01:53 PMPresident Bush has had his Apple iPod since July, when he received it
from his twin daughters as a birthday gift. So what, exactly, is on
the First iPod?
Yahoo! News - Text of President Bush's
RNC Speech
Yahoo! News - Text of President Bush's
RNC Speech
09/03/2004 08:06 AMText of President Bush's RNC Speech .. here's a link to the entire
speech
news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040903/ap_on_el_pr/cvn
_bush_text_1
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Bush's helping hands: Media scrubs
president from Ken Lay coverage
Bush's helping hands: Media scrubs
president from Ken Lay coverage
07/08/2004 03:36 PMPresident Bush's impending announcement
on U.S. space exploration policy
President Bush's impending announcement
on U.S. space exploration policy
12/06/2003 08:36 AMBush wants to go back to the moon .. CNN: U.S. eyes return to the moon
.. the manned lunar exploration biz .. Bush's lunar landing
idea
cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/12/04/us.moon/index.html
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"President George W. Bush's Military
Service: A Critical Analysis"
"President George W. Bush's Military
Service: A Critical Analysis"
09/09/2004 08:36 AM"The Serious Implications Of President
Bush's Hiring A Personal Outside Counsel
For The Valerie Plame Investigation"
"The Serious Implications Of President
Bush's Hiring A Personal Outside Counsel
For The Valerie Plame Investigation"
06/07/2004 03:00 AMCALIFORNIA YANKEE: Time And Newsweek
Polls May Overstate President Bush's
Lead
CALIFORNIA YANKEE: Time And Newsweek
Polls May Overstate President Bush's
Lead
09/07/2004 01:07 AMalmost certainly flawed .. California
Yankee
cayankee.blogs.com/cayankee/2004/09/time_and_newswe.html
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USNews.com: A review of President Bush's
National Guard years raises issues about
the time he served (9/20/04)
USNews.com: A review of President Bush's
National Guard years raises issues about
the time he served (9/20/04)
09/13/2004 03:42 AMFindLaw's Writ - Dean: The Serious
Implications Of President Bush's Hiring
A Personal Outside Counsel For The
Valerie Plame Investigation
FindLaw's Writ - Dean: The Serious
Implications Of President Bush's Hiring
A Personal Outside Counsel For The
Valerie Plame Investigation
06/04/2004 11:33 PMJohn Dean: The Serious Implications Of President Bush's Hiring A
Personal Outside Counsel For The Valerie Plame
Investigation
writ.news.findlaw.com/dean/20040604.html
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In a blistering review of President
Bush's national security policy, Gen.
Wesley K. Clark said on Tuesday that the
administration could not "walk away from
its responsibilities for 9/11."
In a blistering review of President
Bush's national security policy, Gen.
Wesley K. Clark said on Tuesday that the
administration could not "walk away from
its responsibilities for 9/11."
10/30/2003 06:01 AMnytimes.com/2003/10/29/politics/campaigns/29CLAR.html
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rejoinder: Dictionary.com Word of the
Day
rejoinder: Dictionary.com Word of the
Day
01/03/2005 03:37 AMrejoinder
White House Security Demands Covering
President George Bush's Controversial
State Visit To Britain Have Provoked A
Serious Row With Scotland Yard
White House Security Demands Covering
President George Bush's Controversial
State Visit To Britain Have Provoked A
Serious Row With Scotland Yard
11/11/2003 04:42 AMThe Metropolitan Police having a bit of a to-do about El Presidento
Bush coming to visit .. London, next
week
thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/7602147?source=Evening%20Stand
ard
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Demonstrations have been banned in
central Paris throughout this week to
ensure no hostile protests are in
evidence to disturb President George W.
Bush's brief presence in the French
capital on Saturday
Demonstrations have been banned in
central Paris throughout this week to
ensure no hostile protests are in
evidence to disturb President George W.
Bush's brief presence in the French
capital on Saturday
06/03/2004 06:36 AMThat’s for
sure
news.ft.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=FT.com/StoryFT/FullS
tory&c=StoryFT&cid=1085944467743&p=1012571727085
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"How could we allow a charter
member of President Bush's "Axis of
Evil" to negotiate a "peace" with the
thuggish Sadr and his band of fanatical
militants?"
"How could we allow a charter
member of President Bush's "Axis of
Evil" to negotiate a "peace" with the
thuggish Sadr and his band of fanatical
militants?"
04/16/2004 11:46 AMMichael Ledeen reveals .. It's
LEDEEEEEEEEEEN
opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=11000495
9
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Saddam Hussein's Capture: President
Bush's Remarks Announcing the World Can
Sleep Safely Tonight Knowing a Delirious
Bearded Man Living in a Hole is Finally
in Republican Custody - WHITEHOUSE.ORG
Saddam Hussein's Capture: President
Bush's Remarks Announcing the World Can
Sleep Safely Tonight Knowing a Delirious
Bearded Man Living in a Hole is Finally
in Republican Custody - WHITEHOUSE.ORG
12/16/2003 01:49 PMMISSION ACCOMPLISHEDER! The World Sleeps Safely Tonight Knowing a
Delirious, Nappy Hairball Living in a Hole is Finally in Republican
Custody! 12/16 .. Full text at Whitehouse.org .. seminal
article
whitehouse.org/news/2003/121403.asp
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"President Bush on Friday wished Bill
Clinton "best wishes for a swift and
speedy recovery."
"He's is in our
thoughts and prayers," Bush said at a
campaign rally.
Bush's audience of
thousands in West Allis, Wis., booed.
Bush did nothing to stop them. "
"President Bush on Friday wished Bill
Clinton "best wishes for a swift and
speedy recovery."
"He's is in our
thoughts and prayers," Bush said at a
campaign rally.
Bush's audience of
thousands in West Allis, Wis., booed.
Bush did nothing to stop them. "
09/04/2004 02:46 AMUK ban on religious jokes
UK ban on religious jokes
06/22/2005 02:20 AMIndependant: "As MPs vote on whether to go ahead with a Bill that
could outlaw religious jokes, we celebrate comedy's...
SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote
SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote
04/05/2005 06:16 AMiafrica.com Apr 5 2005 10:26AM GMT
Realistic punchlines for old jokes
Realistic punchlines for old jokes
04/19/2005 06:16 AMCory Doctorow:
Here's a Something Awful competition to come up with realistic
punchlines to old, generally offensive jokes:
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic
engineering.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
Link
(
via Waxy)

Join the cult of bad jokes.
Join the cult of bad jokes.
10/29/2003 01:15 AMI tried and tried, but I just couldn't resist linking to this parody:
"Confirming their intent to battle Google's new Blogger
service, MT then announced on its TypePad site that the it would be
rendering all of its users' posts in image format- meaning that any
blog hosted by the TypePad service would be immune to Google's awesome
searching reach, because the blog entries would actually be images,
rather than text ... Taking the incredible step to block your users'
access to and from Google, the de-facto clearinghouse and meetinghouse
of the Web, is a bold and almost paranoid move for MovableType to make
in a war that hasn't even begun (neither the new Google-powered
Blogger, nor MT's new TypePad sevice, have yet to launch). It's as if
MT has forgotten how precarious their strong hold is over such a
fickle group of fans."
For reference, the author was referring to this
dollarshort.org post, which, I assume could have only benefitted
from a "THIS IS A JOKE" disclaimer.
The confusion over my feeble attempts at humor has spurred us to
create the <$MTJoke$> tag, which from this moment on, is a required
Movable Type tag to be used when indicating sarcasm, gentle ribbing,
playful jests and half-truths.
THIS IS A JOKE!
I guess my 26 paragraph screed on Google's gourmet chef wouldn't go
over well either.
A Parrot that tells jokes
A Parrot that tells jokes
01/27/2004 12:12 AMParrot's oratory stuns scientists: "The bird, a captive African grey
called N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words, and shows...
Google April Fools Jokes
Google April Fools Jokes
04/01/2005 10:39 PMSearch Engine Journal Apr 2 2005 2:59AM GMT
The Limerick packs jokes anatomical ...
The Limerick packs jokes anatomical ...
06/18/2004 03:56 PM
Wordcraft, an
on-line community of
linguaphiles, best
known for its extensive collection of
eponyms, has taken on a
new and fairly ambitious project -- they're trying to rewrite the
entire
Oxford English
Dictionary --
in limerick form. So far they're
only on the
a's, but they do seem
optimistic.
Shamelessly stolen from languagehat's
blog Newspaper Sorry for Naughty Santa Jokes
(AP)
Newspaper Sorry for Naughty Santa Jokes
(AP)
12/19/2004 03:22 PMAP - A weekly newspaper in eastern Kentucky has apologized for
mistakenly printing sexually explicit Christmas jokes that left some
blushing readers as red as Santa's suit.
Email jokes backfire for UK workers
Email jokes backfire for UK workers
08/21/2004 04:39 PMPersonal Computer World Aug 21 2004 8:48PM GMT
Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP)
Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP)
04/21/2004 09:03 PMAP - If anyone was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction Wednesday during
the Country Music Television Flame Worthy Video Music Awards, Dolly
Parton aimed to disappoint.
Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance
Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance
03/16/2003 04:50 AMIf you need inspiration, go to www.google.com and search under the
words ''light bulb jokes.'' There are thousands of light bulb joke Web
sites. ...
Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes
Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes
07/06/2004 05:28 AMWell, now you've done it. All those stupid jokes you've been sending
around as
friend
spam has made spammers realize that to get past Bayesian spam
filters, they shouldn't just paste in the
text
from classic pieces of literature, but instead just toss in
a few lame jokes, and watch the spam fly right through
filters. The article doesn't make the connection, but it seems
quite likely that the reason these get through more effectively than
other types of text is because so many people bombard their friends
with stupid jokes as friend spam.
"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005"
"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005"
04/02/2005 11:08 AMTough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video
Tough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video
04/11/2004 12:28 AMVia Wonkette, here's a slightly unfair
but powerful rejoinder to President
Bush's jokes about weapons of mass destruction. Media is in the
hands of everyone, and people are going to use it to hold powerful
people -- including media people, such as the Washington
correspondents who found Bush's performance so hilarious -- to
account.
People seem to really be embracing web video as a
medium and it definitely delivers the message at a different level
than text. Very interesting to see how this form develops.
Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters)
Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters)
01/22/2004 11:39 AMReuters - A hoarse Howard Dean joked on
Thursday about his nationally televised outburst, saying his
voice had not recovered from his "screeching" after he lost in
Iowa, the first major prize for Democrats seeking the White
House.
Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on
Websites
Urgo's list of April Fool's Jokes on
Websites
04/02/2005 05:11 AMKeep track of those April Fool's website jokes .. (Urgo via /.) ..
list
urgo.org/aprilfools.html
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"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics"
"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics"
04/13/2004 03:29 AMWhoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush
Whoopi Goldberg make dirty jokes about
Bush
07/10/2004 09:03 AMCaptain Ed
captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/001984.php
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Gretzky video game the only NHL hockey
available, jokes the Great One
Gretzky video game the only NHL hockey
available, jokes the Great One
03/26/2005 01:01 PMCanadian Press Mar 26 2005 5:12PM GMT
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