The Web site of Burger King's Subservient Chicken ad campaign found to take X-rated orders
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"The Web site of Burger King's
Subservient Chicken ad campaign found to
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04/13/2004 03:29 AMFood Porn -- Burger King Subservient
Chicken
Food Porn -- Burger King Subservient
Chicken
04/09/2004 04:05 PMBoingBoing reader
aeon points us to a
bizarre marketing move by junk-food empire Burger King:
...For when "your way" calls for an enslaved chicken,
Burger King invites you to "have chicken your way" by offering you the
newest in ads even veteran AdBusters won't want to bust: The
Subservient Chicken. He "riverdances", he "throws pillows", he "builds
forts" and he even takes "bonghits". He's technically a rooster, but
let's not worry about that when we can tell him to "play air guitar",
"moonwalk", or "grab crotch like michael jackson."
The Subservient Chicken: more than a furry's dream come true, more
than a timewaster for stoned college kids; this method of advertizing
just begs to be copied like so many memes. Plus, you can tell him to
"die".
How very interesting. I wonder if
the ad execs who came up with this
realize (a) the Internet is so weird that genuine furry submissive
fetish poultry sites with live webcams already exist, and (b) (this is
absolutely true) legendary porn magnate Larry Flynt claims to have
lost his virginity to a chicken? If so, the new Burger King campaign
is extra-creepy, hold the fries. And if not, they really ought to be
reading more BoingBoing.
Link to Subserrvient
Chicken
Update: BoingBoing reader Bobby Martin says, "For
the obsessive compulsive, we've started a list of things the subservient chicken will
and won't do. It's on a wiki, so you can sign up and add your
quirky/interesting/fucking weird discoveries to the list for all to
see." Excerpts:
Will Do: poop | macarena | lol | fart | lay an egg | hokey pokey
Will do, sort of: flip me off | masturbate | get funky | tear the
place up
Won't do: barf | hurtle the couch or jump over it | vacuum
Link
UPDATE HERE
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Subservient Chicken
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Subservient Chicken
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Burger King Says Web Chicken Won't Go
Mainstream (Reuters)
Burger King Says Web Chicken Won't Go
Mainstream (Reuters)
05/10/2004 05:54 PMReuters - Burger King, the world's No. 2
hamburger chain, is moving forward with plans to capitalize on
the success of its offbeat "Subservient Chicken" Web site while
making sure to keep its hero below the mainstream radar.
Are you now or have you ever been a
Subservient Chicken?
Are you now or have you ever been a
Subservient Chicken?
04/19/2004 12:15 AMBoingBoing reader Dave says:
Ms. Jardin, Though you might be intereested in this tidbit. I got a
phone call from International Communications Research (ICR) for a
survey yesterday. Buried among the questions about credit counseling
services, political affiliation, and consumption of coffee, tobacco,
and fast food products, I got this series of questions.
"Do you have an Internet connection? Have you ever visited the website
subservientchicken.com? Would you visit it again?"
These were followed up by questions about the BK Tendercrisp Sandwich
and their low-carb menu. Looks like they're looking to evaluate the
potency of their stealth marketing campaign.
Link to earlier BoingBoing posts on the Subservient Chicken online
ad, including the R-rated code expose.
Subservient Chicken
Subservient Chicken
04/09/2004 04:08 PMan enslaved chicken that does your bidding over the web ..
"Subservient Chicken" .. Total Chicken Control .. subserviantchicken
.. taatkar tavuk .. Make a chicken .. you tell him .. Chicken ..
Huhn
subservientchicken.com
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"Subservient Chicken"
"Subservient Chicken"
04/09/2004 04:12 PMSubservient Chicken's X-Rated Bits
Exposed by Code
Subservient Chicken's X-Rated Bits
Exposed by Code
04/09/2004 04:04 PMFollowing up on the launch of Burger King's "instameme" promo --
background in this earlier BoingBoing post -- geek supersleuth
NEMESIS reveals the Subservient Chicken's naughty little nuggets:
"By backwards engineering the API within the HTTP headers, you can
un-censor the censored ones:
Link 1 (scratch, crotch, balls, nutsack, destroy tokyo, stomp,
godzilla, jonny rotten, punk rock, fsu, fuck shit up)
Link 2 (rub, chest, breast, breasts, boobs, jugs, tatas,
hooters, jugs, nips, burning man, mardis gras, girls gone wild,
playboy, penthouse, barely legal, leg show)
Link 3 (give bird, give the bird, bird, middle finger,
flipping, fuck you, fuck off, flip , flip me off, flip them off)
Link
4 (shit, ass , fuck, cock, pussy, motherfucker, cunt, piss ,
arse, suck, dyke, bitch, clit, cum , dick, dildo, feces, felch,
foreskin, whore, jizz, jism, masturbate, jerk, anal, bastard, blowjob,
butt, suck, choad, erection, fellatio, incest, semen, tit)
Link
5
(touch yourself, naughty spot , naughtyspot, private, privates, sore,
nuts , testicles, balls, groin, crotch)
Link 6 (show breast, breasts,
tits , titties, slut, whore, tramp , seduce, hooker, prostitute,
tatas, jugs, nice rack, your rack, tatas, show yer tits, show yer
breasts, show your breasts, show yer
tis)
Link 7 (masturbate, masterbate, play with yourself, jerk off ,
take off mask, take off costume, take off your, streak , flash ,
strip , naked, nude, take it off , get naked, take it all off,
nekkid, get nekkid, whip em out, show your tits, show yer tits, tits
, take off your clothes, take off yer clothes, clothes, off like a
prom dress, prom dress, do me , blow me, take pants off, take off
your pants, mask)
But to paraphrase another fast food empire: Where's the bukkake?
Link to copy of
file with index of all Subservient Chicken Behavior commands, many of
which would merit FCC fines, if they were -- I don't know, read aloud
on the
Howard Stern Show or something. (
Thanks also to Josh Santangelo!)
Subservient Chicken changes rules of
advertising
Subservient Chicken changes rules of
advertising
04/16/2004 02:15 PMAlexa today shows a traffic rank of 1,255 and a 1.5% reach for Burger
King's subservient chicken. Related Info for:...
Who's wooing the Burger King Moms?
Who's wooing the Burger King Moms?
06/04/2004 12:07 PMPorno Hen Hawks for Burger King
Porno Hen Hawks for Burger King
04/14/2004 05:14 AMGive Burger King credit. Its attempt to advertise chicken sandwiches
on the Web by setting up an ersatz webcam porn studio could have been
a cheesy flop. Instead, its Subservient Chicken website is a hit. By
Chris Ulbrich.
Visiting BURGER KING® Becomes a
Multimedia Experience
Visiting BURGER KING® Becomes a
Multimedia Experience
12/19/2004 03:14 PMScala Inc., the leading provider of digital signage control software,
announces installation of InfoChannel® as BURGER KING’s digital
signage software solution. [PRWEB Dec 16, 2004]
Burger King Sandwich Packs the Calories
(AP)
Burger King Sandwich Packs the Calories
(AP)
03/28/2005 12:36 PMAP - Burger King began offering two new breakfast sandwiches Monday,
including one that packs more calories and fat than a Whopper.
Burger King cooks up music deal with AOL
Burger King cooks up music deal with AOL
09/09/2004 07:22 AMChart toppers with Whoppers
"Ananova - Burger King customers told:
'You are too fat to have a ..."
"Ananova - Burger King customers told:
'You are too fat to have a ..."
01/09/2004 09:56 PMChicken a la The King
Chicken a la The King
06/01/2004 01:04 AMF
ried Chicken, the way Elvis used to love.
Burger King, AOL join digital music
'burger war'
Burger King, AOL join digital music
'burger war'
09/08/2004 08:57 AMTechzonez Sep 8 2004 1:27PM GMT
New Burger King breakfast offering
outdoes Whopper - Mar. 28, 2005
New Burger King breakfast offering
outdoes Whopper - Mar. 28, 2005
03/29/2005 06:54 AMNew Burger King breakfast offering outdoes Whopper - Mar. 28, 2005 ..
Enormous Omelet Sandwich .. Good Morning Burger ..
CNN
money.cnn.com/2005/03/28/news/midcaps/burgerking_breakfast/index
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Ananova - Burger King customers told:
'You are too fat to have a Whopper'
Ananova - Burger King customers told:
'You are too fat to have a Whopper'
01/09/2004 10:10 PMANANOVA: Burger King customers told: 'You are too fat to have a
Whopper' .. international
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Vintage Photo Archives: 1980 Burger King
Collector Glasses
Vintage Photo Archives: 1980 Burger King
Collector Glasses
06/24/2004 01:39 AMContinuing our look at the classic
Star Wars Burger King
Collector Glasses, today's
Photo Archives update
is from the second series from 1980. based on their appearances in
The Empire Strikes Back, each of the four glasses feature
profiles and original artwork of R2-D2 & C-3PO, Luke Skywalker, Darth
Vader, and Lando Calrissian.
Vintage Photo Archives: 1977 Burger King
Collector Glasses
Vintage Photo Archives: 1977 Burger King
Collector Glasses
06/23/2004 10:57 AMNow that we've featured the Target
Collectible Figures
And Cups, we turn our
Photo Archives today
back to the inspiration for the line...the classic
Star Wars Burger King
Collector Glasses from 1977. Each of the four glasses feature
profiles and original artwork of Darth Vader, R2-D2 & C-3PO, Luke
Skywalker, and Chewbacca. Collectors could get a new glass each week
at Burger King stores with a drink purchase.
Vintage Photo Archives: 1983 Burger King
Collector Glasses
Vintage Photo Archives: 1983 Burger King
Collector Glasses
06/25/2004 04:13 AMConcluding our look at the classic
Star Wars Burger King
Collector Glasses, today's
Photo Archives update
is from the third series from 1983. Based on their appearances in
Return of the Jedi, each of the four glasses feature original
artwork and focuses on a scene from the film: Jabba's Court, the
Sarlacc Pit (along with an Endor bunker Han Solo), the Ewok Village,
and the Emperor's Throne Room.
Wireless prank - Burger King customers
told: 'You are too fat to have a
Whopper'
Wireless prank - Burger King customers
told: 'You are too fat to have a
Whopper'
01/09/2004 09:56 PM"Police believe teenage pranksters are hacking into the wireless
frequency of a US Burger King drive-through speaker to tell potential
customers they are too fat for fast food. Policeman Gerry Scherlink
said the pranksters told one customer who had just placed an order:
'You don't need a couple of Whoppers. You are too fat. Pull ahead.'"
Link (Thanks, Jim!)Pakistan orders chicken cull
Pakistan orders chicken cull
01/28/2004 03:36 PMPakistan's government orders the killing of millions of chickens in an
effort to stop the spread of bird flu.
FARK.com: (1069846) Drew responds to
Wired article (in comments). This link
brought to you by Burger King for $26.41
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Wired article (in comments). This link
brought to you by Burger King for $26.41
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Odeon Orders Takedown Of Copycat Site
Odeon Orders Takedown Of Copycat Site
07/14/2004 04:52 PMSlashdot Jul 14 2004 8:46PM GMT
"Bush/Cheney campaign web site"
"Bush/Cheney campaign web site"
06/27/2004 02:39 PMGovernor's Campaign Site Unseen
Governor's Campaign Site Unseen
04/15/2005 04:58 AMMost states require politicians to keep their campaigns clearly
separate from their official duties, but the line between the two can
get muddled. Minnesota's governor drags the issue online by
redirecting his campaign domains to a state-owned site. By Jacob
Ogles.
Donner Party Site Found?
Donner Party Site Found?
07/16/2004 03:26 AMCBS News Jul 16 2004 7:23AM GMT
Historical Christian Site Said to Be
Found (AP)
Historical Christian Site Said to Be
Found (AP)
12/22/2004 01:21 AMAP - Among the roots of ancient olive trees, archaeologists have found
pieces of large stone jars of the type the Gospel says Jesus used when
he turned water into wine at a Jewish wedding in the Galilee village
of Cana.
More bodies found at Lagos site
More bodies found at Lagos site
09/18/2004 11:06 AMAt least 60 people are now known to have died in an explosion in Lagos
when thieves tried to siphon fuel.
New phishing scam: Spoofed campaign site
New phishing scam: Spoofed campaign site
08/03/2004 05:52 PMWASHINGTON - Phishing fraudsters have found another group of victims
to target -- people who want to donate to political campaigns.
Bush Campaign Web Site to Track Kerry
Bush Campaign Web Site to Track Kerry
04/21/2004 01:07 PMAP via Daily Press Apr 21 2004 5:16PM GMT
Foyco, Inc. Announces New Web Site for
Affiliate Marketing Campaign
Foyco, Inc. Announces New Web Site for
Affiliate Marketing Campaign
04/05/2005 05:29 PMFoyco, Inc., a Salt Lake City affiliate marketing company, introduces
the release of its newest web site – Printer-Ink-Shop.com. Foyco will
manage a full-scale affiliate web site in order to drive printer
related sales to various merchants across the web who provide ink
cartridges and toner for all brands of printers. [PRWEB Apr 5, 2005]
Gunman Found Haven on Nazi Web Site
(washingtonpost.com)
Gunman Found Haven on Nazi Web Site
(washingtonpost.com)
03/23/2005 12:08 AMwashingtonpost.com - The messages came just after midnight -- half
plea, half boast.
Nude Photos Found on Ex-Football Team
Site (AP)
Nude Photos Found on Ex-Football Team
Site (AP)
08/30/2004 07:05 PMAP - Fans scanning the Internet for information about their high
school football team are instead finding pictures of naked women after
a booster club let the domain name for its Web site lapse.
Web orders help send holiday orders up
29% at Vermont Teddy Bear Co
Web orders help send holiday orders up
29% at Vermont Teddy Bear Co
12/30/2004 09:56 PMInternetRetailer.com Dec 31 2004 1:32AM GMT
The subservient pimp... NOT!!!
The subservient pimp... NOT!!!
03/26/2005 05:25 AM
Remember this?
It has won recognition as "Best Interactive Viral" in the
Viral Awards. With all the
viral
1 and
stealth
2
marketing campaigns, comment spam, astroturfing
3, and
other tools that marketeers are using to infiltrate the Brave New(ish)
World of blog, we sometimes forget that we also have the power to do
good, so "
you
know, like, reclaim the streets, or re-frame the conversation, or some
damn thing". Words of wisdom from our not-so-subservient
chicken.
[and, a bit more...] Subservient President
Subservient President
07/31/2004 01:45 PMRemember Subservient Chicken? Here comes Subservient President. (Note:
You must be able to prove that you're a manager at Halliburton to
play.)...
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Kong is King.net | King Kong movie news
and rumors
Kong is King.net | King Kong movie news
and rumors
09/19/2004 07:36 AMPeter Jackson is giving everyone a behind the scenes look at King
Kong
kongisking.net/index.shtml
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Wine and ... a burger?
Wine and ... a burger?
01/12/2003 12:23 AMI've decided to finally take advantage of the fact that I live near
wine country. I got a bottle of Merlot from St. Supery (one of my
favorite vineyards to visit in Napa) at the store a week or so...
Bunless burger vs. the fluffernutter
Bunless burger vs. the fluffernutter
05/05/2004 08:15 AMFast-food restaurants are launching new "healthy," diet-friendly foods
-- including a McDonald's adult happy meal. How do they stack up to
some of our lunchtime favorites?
Burger Fan Wolfs Down 20,000th Big Mac
(AP)
Burger Fan Wolfs Down 20,000th Big Mac
(AP)
07/20/2004 07:43 AMAP - Chalk up another meaty milestone for Don Gorske. The Fond du Lac
man downed his 20,000th Big Mac sandwich Monday, while surrounded by
spectators at a local McDonald's restaurant.
It's National Burger Month!
It's National Burger Month!
05/21/2004 02:29 PMWith sales at hamburger chains soaring, it's worth taking a look at
the burger stocks.
A Plea for a Transparent Burger
A Plea for a Transparent Burger
03/06/2004 01:52 AMFollow that cow! Tracking beef from birth to plate is the only way to
guarantee its safety. By Don Tapscott from Wired magazine.
Worker guilty of burger bar arson
Worker guilty of burger bar arson
08/19/2004 12:59 PMA fast food worker faces a lengthy jail term for burning down the
restaurant where he worked after an argument with his boss.
Burger Joint at Le Parker Meridian
Burger Joint at Le Parker Meridian
03/17/2005 03:16 AMAfter ice skating with friends in Central Park the other day, we
hit the Burger
Joint in Le
Parker Meridien hotel for some much needed sustenance. This is one
of those classic New York juxtapositions, a burgers-only greasy spoon
(dinner: $8) in a midtown four-star hotel (rooms start at
$300/night)...kinda like discovering an In-N-Out Burger in a Four
Seasons hotel. Duck behind the curtain in the lobby and you'll find
good burgers, beer (Sam Adams only), and an eclectic music mix (Bobby
McFerrin, Edwin Starr's
War, and some opera).
After we ate, JCN
inquired at the counter how such an odd arrangement came to be. A hip
bar previously occupied the space, but the bartender left and took a
bunch of his clientele with him. The space lay fallow for a time while
they figured out what to do with it, but renovating the space and
building up a new clientele was too daunting for them. Someone had the
idea of putting a burger place in there, so they put walls on the
space and gave it a try. Judging by the full house in there and the
terrific lines at lunchtime on weekdays, it's succeeded pretty
well.
Buying the Sizzle and the Steak Burger
Buying the Sizzle and the Steak Burger
05/20/2004 03:53 PMSteak 'n Shake's stock has doubled in the past 13 months. Is another
double on order?
10.3: Add a burger locator to Address
Book
10.3: Add a burger locator to Address
Book
11/16/2003 02:31 AMGiving credit where it's due, this was originally posted on the Apple
Discussions forum by b.neely. Address Book now supports plug-ins for
the rollover action menus in the card. They can be written in Carbon,
Cocoa, or Apple...
The Web site of Burger King's Subservient Chicken ad campaign found to take X-rated orders