The Only Way Microsoft Can Die is by Suicide

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Suicide isn't painless

Suicide isn't painless 06/02/2004 07:19 AM
How do you get over the suicide of a dear friend and the feeling that you could have prevented it?

Suicide by Pseudoscience

Suicide by Pseudoscience 06/09/2004 05:38 AM
Political purges will kill American science. Just ask Trofim Lysenko, one of Stalin's top scientific stooges. By Bruce Sterling from Wired magazine.

"Paxil And Suicide"

"Paxil And Suicide" 04/04/2005 04:33 PM

Suicide.....by Chat?

Suicide.....by Chat? 05/29/2004 09:28 AM
Dial- Up For Murder.
So, you're a typical geeky teenage boy with serious angst and a death wish. How do you commit the fatal deed? Obvious! Groom an older boy by writing 50,000 lines of fantasy, inventing 8 characters, including a female spy offering sex, meet up to buy a blade, and voila! - redefine murder plots for us all.
Wierdest.Web.Story.Evah?

Social Suicide

Social Suicide 12/30/2003 01:27 AM
Why, thank you Mira (Finnish only). It's good to know that my nightmare now has a name.

And to everyone who clicked on her link and arrived to this site: Go away, if you value your sexual orientation.

No, seriously.

I just got a letter from an ex-potential ladyfriend, who proclaimed that "you are a crazy man - in fact, all men are crazy and I think I'll try women from now on." This happened about two hours after I had revealed the URL to this weblog in an otherwise innocuous email, in response to her claim that she had a worse sense of humor than me. Of course, the "stupid me" had to prove her wrong.

So welcome all - This is the blog that will make you a lesbian. (Catchy, ain't it?)

(And you still wonder why I'm feeling down? Man, I need a better impression management strategy.)

Actually, now that I'm on the subject... The cool thing about blogs and dating is that your blog will make you a better writer, and thus you will be able to write coherent, intelligent, witty text to your charmees. Well. Most of you will, anyway. But the uncool thing about blogs is that once your potential life-mate actually finds it - your relationship may suffer a mighty chink.

A blog can be a good filter, though, for weeding out those who wouldn't be able to cope with your sense of humour or view of life anyway - but that just means that if you are blogging under your own name, you'd darned be better to write what you really feel and think, and be prepared to stand up for it. Because sooner or later, someone will read it. I've had my share of old internet writings coming back to haunt me...

Anyway, I thank Mindy for putting this whole idea in my head in the first place, but perhaps I should stop referring people to this page as the "this is really me" page :)

Suicide attack on Jerusalem bus

Suicide attack on Jerusalem bus 01/29/2004 03:49 AM
At least 10 people are killed as a suspected suicide blast rips apart a bus in west Jerusalem.

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
(Reuters)

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
(Reuters) 05/28/2004 11:09 AM
Reuters - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The Degenerate Art of Suicide Bombing

The Degenerate Art of Suicide Bombing 01/19/2004 08:29 AM
This essay is not meant to be political but only a call for discussion on how to appropriately react to Degenerate Art. Recently, Israel's ambassador to Sweden, Zvi Mazel, physically attacked an art exhibit at a Stockholm museum because it "glorified suicide bombers." Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has praised his ambassador to Sweden. The ambassador, was among several hundred guests invited to the Museum of National Antiquities in Stockholm on Friday for an anti-genocide exhibition. "We want to give him a chance to explain himself," Anna Larsson, a spokeswoman for Sweden's Foreign Ministry, was quoted as saying by Agence France-Presse. "We feel that it is unacceptable for him to destroy art in this way."

analyzes the suicide march

analyzes the suicide march 12/07/2003 07:07 AM
There They Go Again .. doesn't think .. Nick Kristof .. column

nytimes.com/2003/12/06/opinion/06KRIS.html
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FBI Warns of Suicide Attacks

FBI Warns of Suicide Attacks 05/21/2004 01:05 AM
Free Internet Press May 21 2004 5:28AM GMT

Bin Laden Suicide Pictures

Bin Laden Suicide Pictures 07/24/2004 07:42 AM

Suicide 'link' between partners

Suicide 'link' between partners 04/15/2005 06:44 PM
The partner of someone who has committed suicide is significantly more likely to take their own life, researchers find.

Suicide Girls -- the book

Suicide Girls -- the book 06/15/2004 11:35 AM
Rumor has it that the long -awaited print magazine for Suicide Girls died before arrival. But don't cry too hard for the online hipster smutster brand. They've got a delicious new photography book out, and it's already near the top of Amazon's a rts and photography bestseller list.
Fleshbot has a few sneak peeks, and there are more on the publisher's website here. (If you have to even *ask* whether or not it's worksafe...)

Boy's suicide over bullying fears

Boy's suicide over bullying fears 07/16/2004 08:28 AM
A teenage victim of bullying killed himself because he was scared that it could happen again, an inquest hears.

Australia to outlaw suicide Web sites

Australia to outlaw suicide Web sites 06/24/2005 03:22 PM
ZDNet Jun 24 2005 1:43PM GMT

Parmalat manager commits suicide

Parmalat manager commits suicide 01/23/2004 02:19 PM
A mid-level finance executive at collapsed food giant Parmalat has committed suicide, say Italian police.

Flurry of Suicide Attempts at Guantanamo
(AP)

Flurry of Suicide Attempts at Guantanamo
(AP) 06/22/2004 05:59 AM
AP - Three months after a get-tough general took command of the Guantanamo Bay prison for terror suspects, prisoners began a flurry of suicide attempts.

Widower stops suicide woman

Widower stops suicide woman 09/22/2004 12:12 PM
A man whose own wife killed herself receives an award after grabbing a woman as she tried to throw herself off a cliff.

Suicide bomber strikes Jerusalem

Suicide bomber strikes Jerusalem 09/22/2004 10:25 AM
A Palestinian suicide bomber blows herself up at a bus stop in Jerusalem, killing two people.

Suicide hijack threat 'neglected'

Suicide hijack threat 'neglected' 01/28/2004 04:34 AM
A federal panel says more could have been done to protect airline passengers from suicide hijackings.

Sister 'shocked at suicide bomb'

Sister 'shocked at suicide bomb' 05/19/2004 01:33 PM
A British suicide bomber's sister says she found it impossible to believe he was involved in an attack on an Israel bar.

Suicide car bombing kills 68 Iraqis

Suicide car bombing kills 68 Iraqis 07/28/2004 08:05 AM

"Robbers Die Trying to Hold-Up Suicide
Bomber"

"Robbers Die Trying to Hold-Up Suicide
Bomber" 04/29/2004 03:19 AM

Private prison blame over suicide

Private prison blame over suicide 03/22/2005 04:38 PM
A sheriff says a suicide at a private jail might have been avoided if staff had carried out their duties properly.

Suicide Bomb Outside U.S. Baghdad HQ
Kills 18

Suicide Bomb Outside U.S. Baghdad HQ
Kills 18 01/18/2004 04:52 AM
Reuters via Wired News Jan 18 2004 8:40AM GMT

Bush's Political Suicide, 2004

Bush's Political Suicide, 2004 01/09/2004 10:14 PM
There have been a number of issues during the past four years that have caused American voters to question the competency of G.W. Bush. From the war in Afghanistan to the war in Iraq, from Halliburton to Harken, the left has cried "foul" and the right has nodded its modest approval. This week, though, Bush has set himself up to alienate more Republican voters than any of his prior acts in the last four years.

Suicide Bomber Kills About 20 in Baghdad
(AP)

Suicide Bomber Kills About 20 in Baghdad
(AP) 01/18/2004 10:26 PM
AP - A suicide driver set off a truck bomb at the gates of the U.S.-led coalition headquarters Sunday, killing about 20 people and wounding 63 in the deadliest attack here since Saddam Hussein's capture last month.

Suicide bomber wife cleared

Suicide bomber wife cleared 07/08/2004 07:05 AM
The widow of a British suicide bomber is cleared of terrorist offences - but his brother and sister will be retried.

China cracks down on suicide websites

China cracks down on suicide websites 04/01/2005 08:49 AM
Iol.co.za - Fri Apr 1, 12:38 pm GMT

Suicide Car Bombings Kill 25 in Iraq
(AP)

Suicide Car Bombings Kill 25 in Iraq
(AP) 01/05/2005 10:03 PM
AP - A suicide attacker blew up an explosives-laden car Wednesday outside a police academy south of Baghdad during a graduation ceremony, killing 20 people. A second car bomber killed five Iraqi policemen — bringing the death toll to at least 90 so far this week in surging violence aimed at derailing this month's elections.

Possible Murder-Suicide Found in Calif

Possible Murder-Suicide Found in Calif 12/11/2003 09:43 PM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 11 2003 8:42PM ET

Four Injured in Gaza Suicide Bombing
(AP)

Four Injured in Gaza Suicide Bombing
(AP) 04/17/2004 08:52 AM
AP - A Palestinian suicide bomber exploded at an industrial zone between Israel and Gaza on Saturday afternoon, the army said.

Possible Suicide Attack West of Baghdad

Possible Suicide Attack West of Baghdad 12/11/2003 12:07 PM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 11 2003 10:42AM ET

F.D.A. Finds Drugs Linked to Suicide

F.D.A. Finds Drugs Linked to Suicide 09/14/2004 12:14 AM
Top officials acknowledged for the first time that antidepressants appeared to lead some children to become suicidal.

Suicide Bomber Kills Two in Jerusalem
(AP)

Suicide Bomber Kills Two in Jerusalem
(AP) 09/22/2004 10:57 PM
AP - A missile from an Israeli helicopter wounded 12 in a Palestinian refugee camp in Gaza early Thursday after a teenager from the West Bank evaded roadblocks and blew herself up next to a busy Jerusalem bus stop, killing two policemen.

Suicide bomb risk to UK 'small'

Suicide bomb risk to UK 'small' 05/03/2004 01:04 AM
Suicide bombers have the capability to carry out a terror attack on Britain but the risk is small, says report.

Baghdad suicide bomber 'kills 12'

Baghdad suicide bomber 'kills 12' 06/13/2004 05:37 AM
Up to 12 people are killed by a car bomb and a senior Iraqi official is assassinated on a day of violence in Baghdad.

Herald Sun: Our suicide mission
[20jun04]

Herald Sun: Our suicide mission
[20jun04] 06/24/2004 06:51 AM
the media are the knife: .. terrific column .. ANDREW BOLT

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Scottish suicide toll revealed

Scottish suicide toll revealed 09/06/2004 02:00 AM
Suicide is one of the biggest killers of young men across Scotland, it is warned.
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