Bank-Robbing Church Minister Headed to Jail (Reuters)

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Report: Cop Shot While Robbing Bank (AP)

Report: Cop Shot While Robbing Bank (AP) 01/22/2004 02:10 AM
AP - A senior Malaysian police officer who was about to be charged with corruption was shot dead as he tried to rob a bank, a news report said Wednesday.

Bank-robbing grandma gets nearly six
years

Bank-robbing grandma gets nearly six
years 05/11/2004 07:34 PM

Man Sentenced for Robbing Own Bank
Branch (AP)

Man Sentenced for Robbing Own Bank
Branch (AP) 07/16/2004 08:24 PM
AP - A man who had told police he should appear on "World's Dumbest Criminals" has been sentenced to prison for robbing a bank where he was a regular customer.

50 Dominicans Headed to Puerto Rico Die
at Sea (Reuters)

50 Dominicans Headed to Puerto Rico Die
at Sea (Reuters) 08/11/2004 07:03 PM
Reuters - More than 45 people from the Dominican Republic died of dehydration and exposure when their boat drifted for two weeks at sea during a failed attempt to reach Puerto Rico, U.S. and Dominicans officials said on Wednesday.

Woman Headed for Exorcist with Son in
Suitcase? (Reuters)

Woman Headed for Exorcist with Son in
Suitcase? (Reuters) 01/23/2004 02:22 PM
Reuters - German police have arrested a Croatian woman who was traveling with her two-year-old son shut up in a suitcase on the way to an exorcist, authorities said on Thursday.

Libya Nuclear Components Said Headed for
U.S. (Reuters)

Libya Nuclear Components Said Headed for
U.S. (Reuters) 01/24/2004 09:14 AM
Reuters - Acting swiftly to ensure Libya's pledge to give up nuclear weapons is implemented, the Bush administration may bring to the United States as early as next week centrifuges and nuclear material at the heart of Tripoli's program, senior U.S. officials say.

Tropical Storm Jeanne Headed for the
Bahamas (Reuters)

Tropical Storm Jeanne Headed for the
Bahamas (Reuters) 09/18/2004 07:05 AM
Reuters - A strengthened Tropical Storm Jeanne was headed for the Bahamas on Saturday after an assault on the Dominican Republic that left seven people dead and forced thousands from their homes.

World May Be Headed for Nuclear
Destruction-ElBaradei (Reuters)

World May Be Headed for Nuclear
Destruction-ElBaradei (Reuters) 02/12/2004 09:59 AM
Reuters - The head of the U.N. nuclear watchdog said on Thursday the world could be headed for destruction if it does not stop the spread of atomic weapons technology, which has become widely accessible.

Get me to the church - and back - on
time (Reuters)

Get me to the church - and back - on
time (Reuters) 01/09/2004 09:55 PM
Reuters - South African pace bowler Andre Nel is getting married next week - in the middle of the final test against West Indies.

Church Could Pay $1.5 Bln to Settle
Abuse Claims (Reuters)

Church Could Pay $1.5 Bln to Settle
Abuse Claims (Reuters) 08/29/2004 04:25 PM
Reuters - People who say they were sexually abused by priests could receive more than $1.5 billion in damages from the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles -- more than any other U.S. diocese has paid to date, the Los Angeles Times reported on Sunday.

3D church woos Internet faithful
(Reuters)

3D church woos Internet faithful
(Reuters) 05/11/2004 07:45 AM
Reuters - Christians have opened a zany 3D Internet church, billed as a first chance for believers to log on and worship interactively.

Church Investigates Weeping Statues
(Reuters)

Church Investigates Weeping Statues
(Reuters) 05/25/2004 11:44 AM
Reuters - Several statues of Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary in an Australian hall have apparently begun weeping and bleeding rose oil, prompting the Catholic Church to launch an investigation, a church official said on Tuesday.

3D Church Opened to Woo Internet
Faithful (Reuters)

3D Church Opened to Woo Internet
Faithful (Reuters) 05/11/2004 10:50 AM
Reuters - Christians in Britain opened a zany 3D Internet church on Tuesday, billed as a first chance for believers to log on and worship interactively.

Church of England hunts for virtual
vicar (Reuters)

Church of England hunts for virtual
vicar (Reuters) 03/06/2004 02:00 AM
Reuters - The Church of England has begun a hunt for a virtual vicar to take charge of a flock of "cyber-worshippers" in its first Internet parish.

Texas Church Tries Guns for Roses on
Valentines (Reuters)

Texas Church Tries Guns for Roses on
Valentines (Reuters) 02/14/2004 09:19 AM
Reuters - It's Valentine's Day Texas style and a church in Dallas wants people to show their love by giving up their guns.

Australian church investigates weeping
statues (Reuters)

Australian church investigates weeping
statues (Reuters) 05/25/2004 12:54 AM
Reuters - Several statues of Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary in an Australian hall have apparently begun weeping and bleeding rose oil, prompting the Catholic Church to launch an investigation, a church official say.

Virgin on Mexican Wall Is No Miracle,
Church Says (Reuters)

Virgin on Mexican Wall Is No Miracle,
Church Says (Reuters) 05/11/2004 10:50 AM
Reuters - Mexico's Catholic Church ruled out any divine origin for an image on a hospital wall that thousands of pilgrims are flocking to venerate in the belief that it shows the country's patron saint.

Church Prays for Olympic Athletes Not to
Be Lazy (Reuters)

Church Prays for Olympic Athletes Not to
Be Lazy (Reuters) 08/09/2004 07:54 AM
Reuters - Greece's Orthodox Church said on Sunday it was praying for athletes competing in the Athens Olympics not to be lazy.

Cross-Border Church Visit Costs Man
$10,000 (Reuters)

Cross-Border Church Visit Costs Man
$10,000 (Reuters) 02/10/2004 09:13 AM
Reuters - Crossing the U.S.-Canada border to go to church on a Sunday cost a U.S. citizen $10,000 for breaching Washington's tough new security rules.

Virtual Devils Curse Internet Church
(Reuters)

Virtual Devils Curse Internet Church
(Reuters) 05/19/2004 10:40 AM
Reuters - The world's first Internet church has fallen victim to a plague of virtual demons, some of whom have been logging on as Satan and unleashing strings of expletives during sermons.

Irish church cracks down on "a la carte"
funerals (Reuters)

Irish church cracks down on "a la carte"
funerals (Reuters) 12/29/2003 11:40 PM
Reuters - Downing pints of beer and telling blue jokes at funeral services will no longer be tolerated by Roman Catholic priests in Ireland.

Prime Minister Gets a Look at 'Himself'
(Reuters)

Prime Minister Gets a Look at 'Himself'
(Reuters) 06/24/2004 11:33 AM
Reuters - A startled Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi got a glimpse of how he looks to voters on Thursday when a Koizumi look-alike showed up on the campaign trail to watch the Japanese leader make his pitch to the public.

A Toast to the Prime Minister! (Reuters)

A Toast to the Prime Minister! (Reuters) 05/04/2004 10:56 AM
Reuters - Canadians upset that genetically modified wheat might one day find itself on their shelves now have a new way to vent their anger -- mail a slice of bread to Prime Minister Paul Martin.

Rooney for prime minister? Yes, if you
are 13 (Reuters)

Rooney for prime minister? Yes, if you
are 13 (Reuters) 04/13/2005 04:18 AM
Reuters - If Wayne Rooney ever opts to hang up his soccer boots, there may be a future in politics.

Next Pope Faces Diverse, Diverging
Catholic Church (Reuters)

Next Pope Faces Diverse, Diverging
Catholic Church (Reuters) 04/10/2005 05:19 AM
Reuters - Roman Catholicism, the oldest, largest and probably most diverse church in the world, will present a unique challenge to the man chosen later this month to succeed the charismatic Pope John Paul.

Boston Plans Biggest U.S. Catholic
Church Closing (Reuters)

Boston Plans Biggest U.S. Catholic
Church Closing (Reuters) 05/25/2004 05:51 PM
Reuters - Boston's Archdiocese said on Tuesday it will shutter nearly a fifth of its parishes in the largest single round of U.S. Roman Catholic Church closings ever as it seeks to overcome a devastating sex abuse scandal.

Iraq Government Blames Zarqawi for
Church Bombings (Reuters)

Iraq Government Blames Zarqawi for
Church Bombings (Reuters) 08/02/2004 04:42 AM
Reuters - Iraq's government blamed al Qaeda ally Abu Musab al-Zarqawi on Monday for a series of church bombings that killed at least 11 people, saying the aim was to spark religious strife and drive Christians out of the country.

Iraq Will Not Give in to Terrorists,
Minister Says (Reuters)

Iraq Will Not Give in to Terrorists,
Minister Says (Reuters) 09/19/2004 05:53 AM
Reuters - Iraq is doing all it can to secure the release of a British and two U.S. hostages but will not give in to demands or negotiate with terrorists, Foreign Minister Hoshiyar Zebari said on Sunday.

India's Gandhi Says She Won't Be Prime
Minister (Reuters)

India's Gandhi Says She Won't Be Prime
Minister (Reuters) 05/18/2004 08:46 AM
Reuters - India's Sonia Gandhi said on Tuesday she would not be the country's next prime minister.

Iraqi Minister Tilts Toward U.S. on UN
Resolution (Reuters)

Iraqi Minister Tilts Toward U.S. on UN
Resolution (Reuters) 06/03/2004 08:33 PM
Reuters - Iraq's new government told the United Nations it wanted the right to decide on the future presence of U.S.-led forces and other security issues but in general sided with Washington.

Minister Speeds Past Police (Reuters)

Minister Speeds Past Police (Reuters) 12/22/2004 01:01 AM
Reuters - Slovakia's economics minister could be barred from driving in neighboring Austria after Austrian police fined him for speeding on a motorway, police said on Monday.

Canada to deport man who toppled
minister (Reuters)

Canada to deport man who toppled
minister (Reuters) 02/05/2005 09:24 PM
Reuters - A Canadian judge has ordered the deportation of an Indian man whose allegations of impropriety helped bring down a federal cabinet minister.

Japanese minister "lost election bet"
(Reuters)

Japanese minister "lost election bet"
(Reuters) 07/13/2004 05:33 AM
Reuters - A Japanese cabinet minister says he lost 1,000 yen (5 pounds) after apparently incorrectly predicting the results of a weekend election in which his party suffered an embarrassing setback, Japanese media has reported.

Aborigines Put Black Curse on Prime
Minister (Reuters)

Aborigines Put Black Curse on Prime
Minister (Reuters) 04/20/2004 09:57 AM
Reuters - Aborigines invoked an ancient curse on Australian Prime Minister John Howard on Tuesday by "pointing the bone" at the conservative politician to protest against his decision to scrap a top aboriginal body.

Arafat Rejects Qurie's Resignation,
Minister Says (Reuters)

Arafat Rejects Qurie's Resignation,
Minister Says (Reuters) 07/17/2004 06:14 AM
Reuters - Palestinian President Yasser Arafat refused to accept Prime Minister Ahmed Qurie's resignation on Saturday, a cabinet minister said.

Foreigner Behind Baghdad Blast-Iraq
Minister (Reuters)

Foreigner Behind Baghdad Blast-Iraq
Minister (Reuters) 06/14/2004 11:26 AM
Reuters - A foreigner carried out a suicide car bombing that killed 13 people in Baghdad on Monday, Iraqi Interior Minister Falah al-Naqib told Al Arabiya television.

Iraqi Foreign Minister Off to UN, Seeks
Sovereignty (Reuters)

Iraqi Foreign Minister Off to UN, Seeks
Sovereignty (Reuters) 06/01/2004 01:01 AM
Reuters - Iraqi Foreign Minister Hoshiyar Zebari will head to New York on Tuesday to press for his country to be granted "full sovereignty" in a new United Nations resolution, a senior ministry official told Reuters.

Canada Prime Minister scolded by aunt
(Reuters)

Canada Prime Minister scolded by aunt
(Reuters) 09/14/2004 02:23 PM
Reuters - Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin has apologised for blasphemy during a nationally televised meeting on health care reform -- but only after his aunt told him that his mouth should be washed out with soap.

Spanish minister writes to Blair, the
"jerk" (Reuters)

Spanish minister writes to Blair, the
"jerk" (Reuters) 04/17/2004 03:17 PM
Reuters - Spain's new Defence Minister Jose Bono, best known abroad for calling Tony Blair a "complete jerk", has written to the prime minister to say it is time to put the comments behind them, a Spanish source says.
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