Wild Turkey Crashes Through Man's Window (AP)

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Deer Crashes Through Iowa Party HQ
Window (AP)

Deer Crashes Through Iowa Party HQ
Window (AP) 05/03/2004 08:49 PM
AP - An errant young deer left a gaping hole in the front window of the Iowa Democratic Party downtown headquarters on Monday afternoon after jumping through the glass.

One Man's Cuddly Critter Is Another
Man's Varmint

One Man's Cuddly Critter Is Another
Man's Varmint 05/22/2004 08:18 PM
Many species that have been brought back from the brink of extinction are bumping up against a hard question: Fit to live among us or not?

Internet advertising: Ruling opens way
for Wild, Wild West

Internet advertising: Ruling opens way
for Wild, Wild West 03/22/2005 09:36 PM
Haaretz Mar 23 2005 1:30AM GMT

IRC : The wild wild west of the internet

IRC : The wild wild west of the internet 05/06/2004 06:53 PM

Wild Wild Words 1.0

Wild Wild Words 1.0 10/29/2003 10:29 PM
You’ll have to be quick on the draw to make words out of letters.

Law and order and the wild, wild Web

Law and order and the wild, wild Web 01/22/2004 02:11 AM
Christian Science Monitor Jan 22 2004 3:17AM GMT

Turkey day

Turkey day 12/02/2003 12:43 AM
To folks in the United States and Americans around the world—Happy Thanksgiving!

Three cheers for Turkey

Three cheers for Turkey 03/11/2003 01:59 PM
Capitol Hill Blue, a publication I have never heard of, is reporting that Colin Powell has told Bush that if he presses for a vote at the UN, "You will lose, Mr. President. You will lose badly and the United States will be humiliated on the world stage." According to the article, "Many were watching Turkey," Powell told Bush. "Had they agreed, it might have helped us sway critical votes." The article has some other interesting quotes from anonymous from Bush administration officials. I have no idea if this Powell quote is true, but if it is, thank goodness for Turkey. It may have rescued us from our own folly. I guess we will know more tonight. Via Lisa Rein's Radar.

Should Turkey join the EU?

Should Turkey join the EU? 12/19/2004 03:03 PM
The EU and Turkey have struck a deal over a demand that Turkey recognise Cyprus before it begins talks on membership. Do you think Turkey should join the EU?

"Cold Turkey "

"Cold Turkey " 05/13/2004 03:37 AM

No turkey, but hey, it's food

No turkey, but hey, it's food 12/25/2004 11:40 PM
USA Today Dec 26 2004 1:28AM GMT

PocketPC for Turkey Day

PocketPC for Turkey Day 05/14/2004 09:11 PM

Cold Turkey

Cold Turkey 05/26/2004 01:02 AM

Lazy Man's MKV 0.92

Lazy Man's MKV 0.92 09/04/2004 10:05 AM

Robot Turkey News

Robot Turkey News 12/02/2003 12:23 AM
The Thanksgiving holiday is here and with it comes our annual news update on turkey robots. MIT's Spring Turkey biped is still the most advanced turkey robot around, even if it is getting a bit old. But for the most realistic appearance and behavior, we'd have to go with Custom Robotic Wildlife's robot Turkey. The Turkey is autonomous and has interchangable skins; just the thing to assist hunters in killing biological turkeys (and game wardens trying to stop hunters from killing the live turkeys)

Turkey OKs Use of Base for Troop Changes
(AP)

Turkey OKs Use of Base for Troop Changes
(AP) 01/11/2004 06:00 PM
AP - The American military has begun using an air base in southern Turkey for a massive rotation of troops in and out of Iraq, a U.S. official told The Associated Press on Sunday in a sign of improved U.S.-Turkish relations.

Tuesday's Turkey Dinner

Tuesday's Turkey Dinner 12/29/2003 11:52 PM
Help me, I'm newsing and I can't get up. The first American patent was issued on this day in 1715. It was for a corn processing technique. Alfred Nobel invented dynamite in 1867. The first football play-by-play was broadcast...

U.S. Using Turkey Base for Troop Changes
(AP)

U.S. Using Turkey Base for Troop Changes
(AP) 01/11/2004 10:27 PM
AP - The American military has begun using an air base in southern Turkey for a massive rotation of troops in and out of Iraq, a U.S. official told The Associated Press on Sunday, in a sign of improved U.S.-Turkish relations.

White man's burden

White man's burden 04/15/2004 03:46 PM

Man's Breast Friend

Man's Breast Friend 12/11/2003 08:28 AM
Is "time to go home and get milked" one of your favorite pick-up lines? If so, you'll enjoy the Hybrid Animal photo gallery, some of the most deft one-handed Photoshop work you'll see on the Web. (12-10)

Gun held to man's head

Gun held to man's head 07/20/2004 02:53 AM
A teenager pulls a gun to threaten a man who challenged him about dropping litter in Londonderry.

Man's throat slashed on bus

Man's throat slashed on bus 02/16/2004 09:29 AM
Police in Edinburgh appeal for witnesses after a bus passenger involved in an argument has his throat slashed.

Dog Bites Off N.M. Man's Genitals (AP)

Dog Bites Off N.M. Man's Genitals (AP) 08/31/2004 08:37 PM
AP - A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose.

One Man's Way to Better Schools
(washingtonpost.com)

One Man's Way to Better Schools
(washingtonpost.com) 04/11/2005 05:59 PM
"The worst jurisdiction -- Washington, D.C., of course -- spends less than 50 percent." .. 65% Solution

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Simputer--not just your poor man's PC

Simputer--not just your poor man's PC 11/06/2003 01:26 PM
ZDNet Nov 6 2003 12:46PM ET

Blasts Hit Two Turkey Hotels, Gas Plant
(AP)

Blasts Hit Two Turkey Hotels, Gas Plant
(AP) 08/09/2004 10:21 PM
AP - Explosions rocked two small tourist hotels and a gas plant in Istanbul early Tuesday in apparent terrorist strikes, killing at least one person and injuring seven others, police said.

Turkey seeks UN plan for Cyprus

Turkey seeks UN plan for Cyprus 01/25/2004 01:52 AM
Turkey asks the United Nations to complete a peace plan for the divided Mediterranean island.

Turkey Soda is the new Shamrock Shake

Turkey Soda is the new Shamrock Shake 11/19/2003 08:13 AM
The Jones Soda Company has posted a (hoax?) announcement of its latest seasonal beverage: Turkey and Gravy Soda. Even if it turns out not to be true, I very much appreciate the deadpan delivery of the copy on the sell-page, and the graphics for the new bottle are fantastic. I wouldn't drink this, but I'd buy a bottle, soak the label off, scan it, and use it for desktop wallpaper.

"We are really excited about the limited test launch of our new flavored Turkey & Gravy beverage. This seasonal flavor allows us to enter a new market segment, the meal replacement market. The new flavor will also appeal to new consumers, those who prefers a savory type flavor to the traditional soda flavors," says Peter van Stolk, President & C.E.O. "With consumers becoming more and more health conscious, Jones Soda's Turkey & Gravy flavored beverage is a zero calorie and zero carbohydrate beverage that can be served warm or cold with a full flavor that will meet and will exceed our customer's expectation."

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Train Derails in Turkey, Killing 36 (AP)

Train Derails in Turkey, Killing 36 (AP) 07/22/2004 08:21 PM
AP - Turkey's showcase express train derailed in the northwest, killing at least 36 people and injuring about 60 after critics warned the old tracks along the Istanbul-Ankara line could not handle the new high-speed cars.

Turkey Parliament OKs EU-Oriented
Reforms (AP)

Turkey Parliament OKs EU-Oriented
Reforms (AP) 09/26/2004 11:29 AM
AP - Parliament voted overwhelmingly Sunday to approve penal code reforms aimed at boosting Turkey's chances of starting membership talks with the European Union.

Bush praise for key ally Turkey

Bush praise for key ally Turkey 06/27/2004 06:10 AM
President Bush says Turkey is a model Muslim democracy as he holds talks in Ankara before a Nato summit.

Crew charged over Turkey crash

Crew charged over Turkey crash 07/24/2004 11:13 AM
Two drivers and a train chief appear in court charged in connection with a high-speed train crash which killed 37.

Turkey Blamed for Sickening Fla. Inmates
(AP)

Turkey Blamed for Sickening Fla. Inmates
(AP) 12/29/2003 11:37 PM
AP - Holiday turkey is being blamed for sickening 168 prisoners at a maximum-security prison on Christmas Day.

'Many casualties' in Turkey crash

'Many casualties' in Turkey crash 07/22/2004 01:28 PM
A Turkish high-speed train derails between Istanbul and Ankara, killing at least 14 people, reports say.

Turkey urges end to N Iraq raids

Turkey urges end to N Iraq raids 09/10/2004 03:00 PM
Ankara calls on the US to halt air strikes that have reportedly killed local Turkmen in the northern Iraqi town of Talafar.

Turkey cracks down on tax dodgers with
new e-gov system

Turkey cracks down on tax dodgers with
new e-gov system 07/05/2004 04:15 AM
Silicon.com Jul 5 2004 8:51AM GMT

Train derails in Turkey killing many

Train derails in Turkey killing many 07/22/2004 06:43 PM

Train Derails in Turkey, Killing 128
(AP)

Train Derails in Turkey, Killing 128
(AP) 07/22/2004 02:47 PM
AP - A high-speed train from Istanbul to Ankara derailed Thursday, killing 128 people, a Turkish health ministry official said.

Five killed in Turkey bomb blast

Five killed in Turkey bomb blast 07/02/2004 06:26 AM
A bomb attack on a governor's convoy in eastern Turkey leaves five dead and more than 20 injured.
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