"Subservient Chicken"
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Are you now or have you ever been a
Subservient Chicken?
Are you now or have you ever been a
Subservient Chicken?
04/19/2004 12:15 AMBoingBoing reader Dave says:
Ms. Jardin, Though you might be intereested in this tidbit. I got a
phone call from International Communications Research (ICR) for a
survey yesterday. Buried among the questions about credit counseling
services, political affiliation, and consumption of coffee, tobacco,
and fast food products, I got this series of questions.
"Do you have an Internet connection? Have you ever visited the website
subservientchicken.com? Would you visit it again?"
These were followed up by questions about the BK Tendercrisp Sandwich
and their low-carb menu. Looks like they're looking to evaluate the
potency of their stealth marketing campaign.
Link to earlier BoingBoing posts on the Subservient Chicken online
ad, including the R-rated code expose.
Subservient Chicken
Subservient Chicken
04/09/2004 04:08 PMan enslaved chicken that does your bidding over the web ..
"Subservient Chicken" .. Total Chicken Control .. subserviantchicken
.. taatkar tavuk .. Make a chicken .. you tell him .. Chicken ..
Huhn
subservientchicken.com
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Subservient Chicken changes rules of
advertising
Subservient Chicken changes rules of
advertising
04/16/2004 02:15 PMAlexa today shows a traffic rank of 1,255 and a 1.5% reach for Burger
King's subservient chicken. Related Info for:...
Food Porn -- Burger King Subservient
Chicken
Food Porn -- Burger King Subservient
Chicken
04/09/2004 04:05 PMBoingBoing reader
aeon points us to a
bizarre marketing move by junk-food empire Burger King:
...For when "your way" calls for an enslaved chicken,
Burger King invites you to "have chicken your way" by offering you the
newest in ads even veteran AdBusters won't want to bust: The
Subservient Chicken. He "riverdances", he "throws pillows", he "builds
forts" and he even takes "bonghits". He's technically a rooster, but
let's not worry about that when we can tell him to "play air guitar",
"moonwalk", or "grab crotch like michael jackson."
The Subservient Chicken: more than a furry's dream come true, more
than a timewaster for stoned college kids; this method of advertizing
just begs to be copied like so many memes. Plus, you can tell him to
"die".
How very interesting. I wonder if
the ad execs who came up with this
realize (a) the Internet is so weird that genuine furry submissive
fetish poultry sites with live webcams already exist, and (b) (this is
absolutely true) legendary porn magnate Larry Flynt claims to have
lost his virginity to a chicken? If so, the new Burger King campaign
is extra-creepy, hold the fries. And if not, they really ought to be
reading more BoingBoing.
Link to Subserrvient
Chicken
Update: BoingBoing reader Bobby Martin says, "For
the obsessive compulsive, we've started a list of things the subservient chicken will
and won't do. It's on a wiki, so you can sign up and add your
quirky/interesting/fucking weird discoveries to the list for all to
see." Excerpts:
Will Do: poop | macarena | lol | fart | lay an egg | hokey pokey
Will do, sort of: flip me off | masturbate | get funky | tear the
place up
Won't do: barf | hurtle the couch or jump over it | vacuum
Link
UPDATE HERE
The Web site of Burger King's
Subservient Chicken ad campaign found to
take X-rated orders
The Web site of Burger King's
Subservient Chicken ad campaign found to
take X-rated orders
04/10/2004 08:47 AMsubserviant chicken reverse engineered .. un-censoring the R-rated
ones .. Boing Boing ..
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"The Web site of Burger King's
Subservient Chicken ad campaign found to
take X-rated orders."
"The Web site of Burger King's
Subservient Chicken ad campaign found to
take X-rated orders."
04/13/2004 03:29 AMBoing Boing: Food Porn -- Burger King
Subservient Chicken
Boing Boing: Food Porn -- Burger King
Subservient Chicken
04/09/2004 04:08 PMFood Porn -- Burger King Subservient Chicken .. Xeni @ BoingBoing
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The subservient pimp... NOT!!!
The subservient pimp... NOT!!!
03/26/2005 05:25 AM
Remember this?
It has won recognition as "Best Interactive Viral" in the
Viral Awards. With all the
viral
1 and
stealth
2
marketing campaigns, comment spam, astroturfing
3, and
other tools that marketeers are using to infiltrate the Brave New(ish)
World of blog, we sometimes forget that we also have the power to do
good, so "
you
know, like, reclaim the streets, or re-frame the conversation, or some
damn thing". Words of wisdom from our not-so-subservient
chicken.
[and, a bit more...] "Subservient President"
"Subservient President"
08/02/2004 08:32 PMSubservient President
Subservient President
07/31/2004 01:45 PMRemember Subservient Chicken? Here comes Subservient President. (Note:
You must be able to prove that you're a manager at Halliburton to
play.)...
Subservient Chicken's X-Rated Bits
Exposed by Code
Subservient Chicken's X-Rated Bits
Exposed by Code
04/09/2004 04:04 PMFollowing up on the launch of Burger King's "instameme" promo --
background in this earlier BoingBoing post -- geek supersleuth
NEMESIS reveals the Subservient Chicken's naughty little nuggets:
"By backwards engineering the API within the HTTP headers, you can
un-censor the censored ones:
Link 1 (scratch, crotch, balls, nutsack, destroy tokyo, stomp,
godzilla, jonny rotten, punk rock, fsu, fuck shit up)
Link 2 (rub, chest, breast, breasts, boobs, jugs, tatas,
hooters, jugs, nips, burning man, mardis gras, girls gone wild,
playboy, penthouse, barely legal, leg show)
Link 3 (give bird, give the bird, bird, middle finger,
flipping, fuck you, fuck off, flip , flip me off, flip them off)
Link
4 (shit, ass , fuck, cock, pussy, motherfucker, cunt, piss ,
arse, suck, dyke, bitch, clit, cum , dick, dildo, feces, felch,
foreskin, whore, jizz, jism, masturbate, jerk, anal, bastard, blowjob,
butt, suck, choad, erection, fellatio, incest, semen, tit)
Link
5
(touch yourself, naughty spot , naughtyspot, private, privates, sore,
nuts , testicles, balls, groin, crotch)
Link 6 (show breast, breasts,
tits , titties, slut, whore, tramp , seduce, hooker, prostitute,
tatas, jugs, nice rack, your rack, tatas, show yer tits, show yer
breasts, show your breasts, show yer
tis)
Link 7 (masturbate, masterbate, play with yourself, jerk off ,
take off mask, take off costume, take off your, streak , flash ,
strip , naked, nude, take it off , get naked, take it all off,
nekkid, get nekkid, whip em out, show your tits, show yer tits, tits
, take off your clothes, take off yer clothes, clothes, off like a
prom dress, prom dress, do me , blow me, take pants off, take off
your pants, mask)
But to paraphrase another fast food empire: Where's the bukkake?
Link to copy of
file with index of all Subservient Chicken Behavior commands, many of
which would merit FCC fines, if they were -- I don't know, read aloud
on the
Howard Stern Show or something. (
Thanks also to Josh Santangelo!)
After the chicken, before the egg
After the chicken, before the egg
05/05/2004 08:08 AM Mark Dionne, in an email, asks an excellent question: We were eating
a chicken tonite, and wondering where the ovaries were. I speculated
that one ought to sometimes find an egg inside a chicken one was
eating, if the chicken were slaughtered just before it was ready to
lay one. The Web being the Web, Mark found his answer here....
Chicken sex
Chicken sex
05/02/2004 11:18 AMCare to answer a question for a city slicker? Why is it that about 10%
of the "free range" eggs we buy have blood spots on their yolk? I
thought a blood spot indicates that the egg is fertile. Are they
letting the chickens run with roosters? Or is this a case of
parth-henhouse-ogenesis?...
Chicken of the VNC
Chicken of the VNC
08/18/2004 06:53 AMChicken of the VNC 2.0b1 Released!
Chicken 1.22
Chicken 1.22
10/30/2003 10:22 AMA Scheme to C compiler.
Chicken of the VNC 2.0b2
Chicken of the VNC 2.0b2
08/27/2004 02:16 PMChicken of the VNC is a fast and flexible VNC client.
O'Neil the Chicken
O'Neil the Chicken
01/16/2004 01:02 PM
Too bad O'Neil is backtracking on
his accounts of the Bush administration. His words matched my
expectation of
Bush perfectly. When Bush got elected, I expected him to look
for excuses to attack
Iraq. And I would have been surprised if he paid attention to
anything other
than the Bible and the picture of Saddam Hussein after he got to
the White House.
Baloonfoot indeed.
I think O'Neil spoke the truth and now he is acting like a
chicken. The sad
thing is that I am not surprised. Only thing missing is Osama
bin Laden announcing
that he attacked America because he learned of a secret plot by
Bush to invade and
occupy Iraq. Sheesh. I'll bet Arnold the Terminator
would make a much
better President than Bush.
BTW, check out the 30 second ads at Bush
in 30 Seconds site even if you are pro-Bush. Ads
oversimplify as usual but they
are hillarious and very well done. I am impressed.
Don't call him chicken
Don't call him chicken
07/10/2004 02:43 PMSunjit Kumar of Suva, Fiji, was raised by chickens. As a young boy,
his grandfather locked him in a chicken coop where he lived for
several years. After Kumar escaped, he was taken to an old age home
where the baffled staff confined him for twenty years. Now though,
Elizabeth Clayton, president of a Rotary Club in Fiji's capital city,
has, er, taken Kumar under her wing.
"Sujit would mostly hop around like a chicken, peck at
his food, perch like a chicken and make noises like a chicken," she
said. "He would prefer to roost on the floor to go to sleep rather
than sleep in a bed."
Kumar currently resides in a former factory while undergoing therapy.
Video available
here. More of
the story
here.
Rubber Chicken
Rubber Chicken
03/14/2003 08:39 PM Dixie Chicks Pulled from Air After Bashing
Bush Dude, these Texas people didn't find criticism of the
president unpatriotic when Bill Clinton was president. They thought it
was a sacred duty...Apparently country stations in Texas and elsewhere
are pulling Dixie Chicks albums because their lead singer, while on an
overseas tour, criticized Bush, saying she was ashamed to be from the
state as him.
People who want to criticize the critics of the critical comments are
supporting the Chicks by buying their albums and requesting their
songs.
I never thought I'd buy a
Dixie
Chicks album, but that's what I'm going to do tonight, and I'm
paying full price!
The Chicken Wimp, that's it!
The Chicken Wimp, that's it!
11/03/2003 08:57 AMThis week is going to be one of the busyest ones for me because in 4
days, the year's biggest...
Chicken a la The King
Chicken a la The King
06/01/2004 01:04 AMF
ried Chicken, the way Elvis used to love.
They Do Chicken Wrong
They Do Chicken Wrong
02/10/2004 02:36 AMWhen they aren't looking for
copulating
snowmen, Bad Gas documents Britain's love for fried chicken
restaurants that trick the easily confused poor into thinking they're
at KFC. (02-04)
Beta: Chicken of the VNC 2.0b1
Beta: Chicken of the VNC 2.0b1
08/19/2004 11:30 AMThe VNC client adds a new connection manager that stores commonly used
servers, auto-discovery of servers via Rendezvous, Keychain support,
and other changes.
Kerry vs. the chicken hawks
Kerry vs. the chicken hawks
02/19/2004 06:48 AMJohn Kerry's band of Vietnam War brothers has the Bush army running
for their lives.
Raising the Humble Chicken
Raising the Humble Chicken
04/29/2004 11:24 PMFor the last two summers I have maintained a flock of chickens. The
results have been ... interesting. More eggs than I could eat,
interesting evenings, and a freezer full of what I consider very
healthy meat. I plan to share my experiences in this article with the
hope that somebody might be inspired to raise a small flock.
Tastes like Chicken Payback
Tastes like Chicken Payback
03/25/2005 04:09 PM
Chicken
Payback [WMP streaming video; Real Player stream
here.] At
first, this music video from
The
Bees [Flash site] seems like a quick, harmless Friday diversion.
Not for me, though. For me, it’s rapidly becoming a truly painful
earworm, and worse: is there such a thing as an “eyeworm?”
chicken soup for my soul
chicken soup for my soul
01/16/2004 11:31 AMThese are the moments that I cherish. These are the memories I will
carry with me for the rest of my life.
Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken (AP)
Colorado Man Resuscitates Chicken (AP)
04/15/2005 09:52 AMAP - First there was Mike the Headless Chicken, a rooster that
survived for 18 months after having its head lopped off with an ax.
Chicken Beer Butt
Chicken Beer Butt
05/19/2004 02:51 PMJANE PINCKARD -- This is not electronic. Nor is it software. Nor is it
related to anything that uses electricity. However, it is grilling
season, and this is a grill designed to cook a chicken with a beer can
stuck up its ass. I just thought you should know. Thank...
""Chicken Hawk" issue"
""Chicken Hawk" issue"
04/29/2004 09:52 PMUK chicken flu threat dismissed
UK chicken flu threat dismissed
01/23/2004 06:30 PMThe outbreak of bird flu which has led to a ban on imports of chicken
from Thailand is unlikely to affect the UK, experts say.
Back at the chicken shack
Back at the chicken shack
11/10/2003 10:59 PM Things to love about the US: seeing Hammond B3 legend Jimmy Smith
play 'back at the chicken shack' at...
I survived the Chilli Chicken
I survived the Chilli Chicken
12/04/2003 02:33 AMOne of the running jokes before my visit to India was the spicy food.
Kalyan was trying to convince me that there was a chilli chicken dish
that would "burn my ass." (The origin of that is really Neal from
Yahoo! Japan, who had an ass-burning experience after eating way too
much of the stuff.) Aren't you glad I shared that little story?
Anyway, as Kalyan notes several of us went to RR's last night for
dinner. The food was...
A Chicken in Every Driveway (Los Angeles
Times)
A Chicken in Every Driveway (Los Angeles
Times)
08/06/2004 05:53 AMLos Angeles Times - FITZGERALD, Ga. — At the end of the day in
Fitzgerald, when shop owners hang up "closed" signs and the fierce
heat fades a little, chickens come out of the shadows. They hop across
Main Street, tail feathers arching delicately behind them. They
scratch and scratch on lawns, with one ropy foot cocked in the air.
Roosters, their wattles electric red, chase hens around azaleas.
Change the mouse pointer in Chicken of
the VNC
Change the mouse pointer in Chicken of
the VNC
08/30/2004 10:20 AMI use Chicken of the VNC to access my other computers over my home
network, and it works great except that the mouse pointer shows up as
this pseudo-fat dot instead of an arrow or whatever. I found the fat
dot a little hard t...
Buffalo Salutes Man in Chicken Wing Hat
(AP)
Buffalo Salutes Man in Chicken Wing Hat
(AP)
06/22/2004 09:15 AMAP - This may be the only city in America where a man in a foam
chicken wing hat would not be bounced from a meeting with top
officials.
Mo. Checks Chicken Stench Complaints
(AP)
Mo. Checks Chicken Stench Complaints
(AP)
08/27/2004 01:59 PMAP - The state is investigating complaints about the foul stench of
rotting chicken wafting from the Tyson Foods Inc. plant and driving
tourists away from the Elk River in southwest Missouri.
Chicken pox threatens Slater play
Chicken pox threatens Slater play
07/31/2004 07:30 AMChristian Slater's British stage debut may be under threat after the
Hollywood actor gets chicken pox.
Complete Chicken Genome Sequenced
Complete Chicken Genome Sequenced
12/19/2004 02:53 PMGrok Description matches for "Subservient Chicken"
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