Panda Joke V

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Panda Joke VI

Panda Joke VI 03/17/2005 03:31 AM
Back again for the sixth consecutive year, it's the Panda Joke! A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you...

LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke.

LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No
Joke. 06/21/2004 10:18 PM
Overclockers.com: LGA 775: A Joke And A Threat That Is No Joke. "This is a threat, the biggest threat we've ever faced. If you wait until it becomes reality, it's too late to do anything about it." Awwww.

Hello Panda!

Hello Panda! 11/14/2003 02:53 PM
The Foreign Groceries Museum. (via coudal)

Panda Publisher

Panda Publisher 03/31/2005 09:48 AM
Panda Publisher Release Candidate 3

The Timing Was Right, But Is She With
Panda?

The Timing Was Right, But Is She With
Panda? 04/11/2005 08:26 PM
The National Zoo is using its Web site to give the nation a front-row seat for their giant pandas' continuing pregnancy story.

Panda "Born in the USA" (Reuters)

Panda "Born in the USA" (Reuters) 12/29/2003 11:41 PM
Reuters - Attention Bruce Springsteen: you have a friend at the San Diego zoo.

Hands-free panda

Hands-free panda 05/19/2004 01:27 AM
This hands-free panda is only $19 -- Jed sez, "It's a stuffed panda; when you attach your cell phone to it, it moves its mouth and head in sync with the voice of the person you're talking to." Link (Thanks, Jed!)

Panda Internet Security

Panda Internet Security 04/12/2005 10:55 AM
Geeks.com - Tue Apr 12, 01:15 pm GMT

New: Talking Panda iLingo

New: Talking Panda iLingo 08/31/2004 06:11 AM
Talking Panda iLingo is a language translator for 3G and 4G iPods that uses the built-in Notes feature and also audio pronunciations.

"Like the Red Panda" by Andrea Seigel

"Like the Red Panda" by Andrea Seigel 07/07/2004 07:49 AM
A disaffected high-school overachiever plots her own demise in this sharp, surprisingly affecting first novel from a 24-year-old author.

Panda Antivirus Platinum v7.06

Panda Antivirus Platinum v7.06 01/05/2004 11:08 AM
Panda Antivirus Platinum seals off all possible entry points viruses might use to access computers, including e-mail, News groups and the Internet. Panda Antivirus Platinum scans and disinfects, eliminating viruses wherever they might be, while at the same time fully respecting the integrity of your data. It not only protects you from the entry of viruses but also prevents them from getting out and infecting other users. [Shareware $29.95 25.5 MB]

Panda keeps keepers guessing (Reuters)

Panda keeps keepers guessing (Reuters) 09/15/2004 12:22 AM
Reuters - A 20-year-old giant panda and mother of 13, including four sets of twins, has been giving her keepers the runaround, pretending to be expecting yet again.

Talking Panda Phrasebooks for iPod

Talking Panda Phrasebooks for iPod 06/28/2004 02:43 PM

Talking Panda provides phrasebooks with over three hundred commonly used words and phrases for Spanish, French, and Japanese. What makes that Gizmodo-worthy? For $10 per language, you can download them to your iPod, and get native language-spoken audio files to go along with each phrase, so even if you mangle the pronunciation, you can play the phrases to the person you're trying to speak to. It's just for Mac now, but a Windows version is coming soon.

As an aside, my iPod just died today. Seven months and very few miles -- we'll see how well Apple service takes care of me. I'm a sad panda! (Thanks, John!)
Read [TalkingPanda]

Related
piPod: New York Pizzaria Guide for Your iPod [Gizmodo]

San Diego Panda Celebrates First
Birthday (AP)

San Diego Panda Celebrates First
Birthday (AP) 08/19/2004 10:45 PM
AP - On his first birthday Thursday, giant panda cub Mei Sheng delighted visitors by playing for the first time in snow delivered to him at the San Diego Zoo. He also sat on his ice cake, wrestled with his mom and got his coat incredibly dirty.

Panda Platinum Internet Security

Panda Platinum Internet Security 06/04/2004 07:26 AM
PC Magazine UK Jun 4 2004 12:03PM GMT

China Says Panda Population Up 40
Percent (AP)

China Says Panda Population Up 40
Percent (AP) 06/10/2004 06:23 AM
AP - The number of giant pandas in the wild in China has jumped by more than 40 percent to 1,590, but the animal remains endangered because its scattered habitat makes breeding difficult, the government said Thursday. Officials with the State Forestry Administration, releasing a new survey on the panda population, attributed the rise to conservation efforts implemented in the early 1990s.

Panda protection goes high-tech

Panda protection goes high-tech 04/04/2005 11:34 AM
CNN Apr 4 2005 3:26PM GMT

Panda Warns Against Phishing Fraud

Panda Warns Against Phishing Fraud 04/08/2005 03:24 PM
TechTree Apr 8 2005 7:52PM GMT

Panda Chooses Mailshell for Stopping
Spam

Panda Chooses Mailshell for Stopping
Spam 09/23/2004 07:47 PM
Panda Software says it's dropping its own anti-spam technology and "going with a leader" by integrating Mailshell into the full range of its products, from enterprise security appliances to desktop consumer anti-virus products.

Single Chinese Panda on Prowl for Mate
(AP)

Single Chinese Panda on Prowl for Mate
(AP) 03/06/2004 02:00 AM
AP - Wanted: single, full-figured black-and-white female for committed relationship. Must be willing to tolerate her man's heavy eating and deep sleeping. Call the Shanghai Wild Animal Park.

San Diego Zoo's Panda Celebrates
Birthday (AP)

San Diego Zoo's Panda Celebrates
Birthday (AP) 08/19/2004 09:12 PM
AP - On his first birthday Thursday, giant panda cub Mei Sheng delighted visitors by playing for the first time in snow delivered to him at the San Diego Zoo. He also sat on his ice cake, wrestled with his mom, got his coat incredibly dirty, and didn't read any of the more than 700 birthday wishes sent him via e-mail from as far away as Ireland and Argentina.

Free File: Panda Quick Remover

Free File: Panda Quick Remover 08/07/2004 10:12 AM
G4 Tech TV Aug 7 2004 2:14PM GMT

Patter of tiny paws near for panda?
(Reuters)

Patter of tiny paws near for panda?
(Reuters) 05/04/2004 05:15 AM
Reuters - Tokyo's Ueno Zoo may soon hear the patter of tiny panda paws.

Panda goes under for ground-breaking
operation (Reuters)

Panda goes under for ground-breaking
operation (Reuters) 04/14/2005 10:47 PM
Reuters - A giant panda has gone under the knife in a ground-breaking two-and-a-half hour operation to fix a broken back, Chinese state media said on Friday.

Panda Software's Weekly Report on
Viruses and Intruders

Panda Software's Weekly Report on
Viruses and Intruders 02/01/2005 09:27 PM
This week's report on viruses and intruders will focus on the worms Crowt.A, Mydoom.AG, Cisum.A, Bagle.BK and Bagle.BL. [PRWEB Jan 30, 2005]

Panda Publisher Release Candidate 3
(Default branch)

Panda Publisher Release Candidate 3
(Default branch) 03/31/2005 12:29 PM
Panda Publisher is a lightweight content management system. It aims to be fast, scalable, standards-compliant and meta-data rich in order to serve page viewers better and allow Web masters to concentrate on writing content rather than all the little things that make visiting Web sites easier for users. Meta-data is created on the fly to ensure that it is up-to-date. Menus, Site Maps, Searches, etc. are all generated automatically to give consistent navigation to the end user.

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Changes:
Since RC2, a new installer was added. This is the first release with an installer. Standards compliance was improved. The style sheet selector in admin was fixed. An offline mode was added. A Geek style was added. Code clean-ups and security fixes were made. A possible SQL injection problem in head.php was fixed.

U.S.-Born Panda Returns to China Looking
for Love (Reuters)

U.S.-Born Panda Returns to China Looking
for Love (Reuters) 02/13/2004 09:19 AM
Reuters - She'll have to give up American cookies and get used to much cooler weather, but life in China could be worse on the eve of Valentine's Day because Hua Mei already has three prospective suitors.

Panda Names Downloader.GK Worst Virus of
2004

Panda Names Downloader.GK Worst Virus of
2004 01/03/2005 01:27 AM

Panda Software, a respected vendor of antivirus software applications within the technical community, has named a Trojan, Downloader.GK, as the most malicious virus of 2004. Even though Downloader.GK isn't technically a virus, an application that independently distributes itself, the program has caused the most damage to users' computers, according to data collected by Panda Software's ActiveScan process.

Free tools and services for webmasters
at Panda Software's new website

Free tools and services for webmasters
at Panda Software's new website 03/20/2003 08:51 PM
IDGNet New Zealand Mar 20 2003 7:31PM ET

Panda Adds Intrusion Prevention To
Anti-Virus Defenses

Panda Adds Intrusion Prevention To
Anti-Virus Defenses 07/30/2004 01:58 PM
TechWeb Jul 30 2004 6:45PM GMT

Top Ten Most Frequently Detected
Computer Viruses 2004 by Panda
Software's ActiveScan

Top Ten Most Frequently Detected
Computer Viruses 2004 by Panda
Software's ActiveScan 12/30/2004 02:47 PM
Investors Business Daily Dec 30 2004 6:09PM GMT

not a joke

not a joke 09/10/2004 12:15 AM

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A Joke

A Joke 02/20/2003 10:05 PM
Did you here that the Walmarts and K-Marts are closing down in the Middle East? Apparently they're all becoming Targets. (rimshot)

Panda Titanium Antivirus 2004 Offers the
Most Complete Computer Virus Protection
on the Market Today

Panda Titanium Antivirus 2004 Offers the
Most Complete Computer Virus Protection
on the Market Today 11/01/2003 05:19 AM
TopHosts.com Nov 1 2003 3:39AM ET

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly)

.Net is a Joke (Allegedly) 03/19/2003 10:26 PM

What's the Best Geek Joke You Know?

What's the Best Geek Joke You Know? 06/24/2005 05:44 PM
Slashdot Jun 24 2005 12:27AM GMT

PepsiCo No Joke

PepsiCo No Joke 04/15/2004 02:28 PM
PepsiCo continues to perform, but may be fairly valued.

Math Joke

Math Joke 04/09/2004 03:56 PM

I just got this via email and don't know the copyright or the origin of this. If someone knows whether I should give credit to someone, please let me know. But it's too funny not to blog.

Remix of W's WMD joke

Remix of W's WMD joke 04/10/2004 07:14 PM
This remix of George W's WMD joke at the White House Correspondants' Dinner is vicious, brilliant and true. 3. 6MB QuickTime Link (via Dan Gillmor)
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