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Fools!

Fools! 02/05/2005 09:39 PM

Richard Feynman: The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -- and you are the easiest person to fool.

"Church of Fools"

"Church of Fools" 05/15/2004 02:37 AM

FC Now: Conspiracy of Fools

FC Now: Conspiracy of Fools 03/14/2005 06:02 PM
Kurt Eichenwald's new book on the Enron scandals, Conspiracy of Fools, is being published today. It's richly-detailed and highly illuminating. Eichenwald portrays the debacle as an explosive combination of crime and incompetence. He shows how CFO Andy Fastow and his...

I Work With Fools

I Work With Fools 06/25/2004 10:41 AM
Do you have a coworker so aggravating that a murder sentence might be a fair trade for being rid of them? These people do. A good example: the deliveryman whose escalator doesn't go all the way up.

Libertarian Fools

Libertarian Fools 06/21/2004 12:40 PM
Is it the government that's what's wrong with healthcare?

Fools Don't Rush In

Fools Don't Rush In 06/17/2004 11:35 AM
Be skeptical when you see lists of recommended stocks, and think for yourself.

Millionaire Fools

Millionaire Fools 06/03/2004 03:26 PM
Don't fritter away the windfalls.

Useful Fools: What Would You Do with
U.N. Headquarters?

Useful Fools: What Would You Do with
U.N. Headquarters? 03/15/2003 10:14 PM
what would you do with the UN Headquarters? .. wants to know .. Useful Fools .. TinyVital

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IPO fools rush in where there's much to
dread

IPO fools rush in where there's much to
dread 02/10/2004 02:36 AM
IPO shares. Meanwhile, several respectable IPO prospects are in the pipeline, led by Internet search engine Google Inc. But despite ...

Dueling Fools: XM Dishes It Out

Dueling Fools: XM Dishes It Out 05/21/2004 01:05 PM
XM pulls away from Sirius in the race for satellite-radio subscribers.

Dueling Fools: Serious Sirius

Dueling Fools: Serious Sirius 05/21/2004 01:05 PM
Don't sell Sirius Satellite Radio short. Don Crotty isn't.

The key to April Fools day Posting

The key to April Fools day Posting 04/01/2005 03:24 PM

Their are so many April Fools day gags out their that I am reading articles twice to make sure they are the real deal let's see if I make it through today without a bruise.

And all our yesterdays have lighted
fools

And all our yesterdays have lighted
fools 06/11/2004 11:34 AM
The Sound and the Fury. 75 years ago, William Faulkner finished his fourth novel. It was published later in the fall (October 7, 1929), and for the first fifteen years sales totaled just over 3,300 copies (an appendix was added in 1946, when mo st of Faulkner's books were out of print. Of course, a few years after that he was awarded the Nobel Prize). It was Faulkner's own favorite novel, primarily, he said, because he considered it his "most splendid failure". Many critics think it's the finest work of an American Master: the key to Faulkner, wrote Alfred Kazin (.pdf file), lies not only in the unflinching extremity of his God-blasted characters, but in the odd and unaccountable moments of redemptive human tenderness. The Internet is very kind to Faulkner's fans: we can check out the Faulk ner home, his manuscripts and even his pipe, trivia from his Postmas ter's days, we can read examples of his snark iness (hurled against Hemingway and C lark Gable), we can admire the pages of screenplays from his Hollywood< /a> days. We can go to Faulkner academic conferences, too: in the USA and Japan. Want to know what Bunny Wilson and Ralph Ellison had to say about Faulkner? Here. (more inside, with Conan O'Brien)

The best April fools gags

The best April fools gags 04/01/2005 07:14 PM

are the most believable ones (and I mean that in the nicest way possible).

Dueling Fools: Nokia No Way

Dueling Fools: Nokia No Way 06/04/2004 12:37 PM
Former cell phone heavyweight champ Nokia's made some tragic blunders that may keep it in the cellar for quite a while.

Brokerage Advice From Fools

Brokerage Advice From Fools 04/06/2005 10:02 AM
On our boards, Fools are dispensing helpful guidance.

Meet Your Fellow Fools

Meet Your Fellow Fools 03/28/2005 10:35 AM
You're a few clicks away from some wacky and wonderful people.

E-mail virus fools few

E-mail virus fools few 06/06/2005 12:07 AM
Usatoday.com - Sat Jun 4, 08:18 am GMT

Let Fools Send You Traveling

Let Fools Send You Traveling 04/08/2005 10:23 AM
Get the inside scoop on many wonderful places to visit.

Fools Kicking Butts!

Fools Kicking Butts! 03/17/2005 04:18 AM
Fools Kicking Butts Day is March 25. Can you do it?

The Top 100 April Fools Day Hoaxes of
All Time

The Top 100 April Fools Day Hoaxes of
All Time 04/03/2005 08:12 PM
primeiro de abril .. §Š† §Šª .. anyone today? .. theses .. these .. list

museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html
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Google April Fools Jokes

Google April Fools Jokes 04/01/2005 10:39 PM
Search Engine Journal Apr 2 2005 2:59AM GMT

ON THIS DAY | Dates | 1 | 1957 BBC fools
the nation

ON THIS DAY | Dates | 1 | 1957 BBC fools
the nation 04/02/2005 05:11 AM
"Italian Spaghetti Tree Harvest" .. doesn’t grow on trees .. BBC

news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/april/1/newsid_2819000 /2819261.stm
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Black day as EU fools with place names

Black day as EU fools with place names 04/02/2005 01:00 PM
The Scotsman's contribution to April Fool's yesterday was a satirical bit on Political Correctness: "European bureaucrats will push forward legislation today to force the Scottish Executive to change place-names that offend or discriminate on the grounds of race and gender. The commissioners in Brussels have demanded 'race and gender-sensitive' names found for towns such as Motherwell, Blackburn, Helensburgh, Fort William, Campbeltown, Peterhead, Lewis and Fraserburgh be changed."

Oriental Spam Fools Filters

Oriental Spam Fools Filters 09/21/2004 05:05 AM
TechTree Sep 21 2004 9:51AM GMT

King of Fools: Bonfire of the Vanities

King of Fools: Bonfire of the Vanities 07/28/2004 07:38 AM
56th edition of Bonfire of the Vanities .. Get Thee To The Bonfire

king-of-fools.com/archives/001125.php
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Dueling Fools: Can't Lick RedEnvelope

Dueling Fools: Can't Lick RedEnvelope 08/06/2004 11:23 AM
Let's open up this Hidden Gem and peer inside.

iWorkWithFools.com - Work With Fools? We
All Do. Vent Here!

iWorkWithFools.com - Work With Fools? We
All Do. Vent Here! 07/06/2004 01:45 AM
iWorkWithFools.com - Anonymously Share Work Related Stories .. this site will remind you why .. I Work With Fools .. you're not alone .. iWorkWithFools .. Ship of fools .. form

iworkwithfools.com
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April Fools, Lynn Cheney

April Fools, Lynn Cheney 03/13/2003 10:25 AM
At the 20x2 event, Neal Pollack used his 2 minutes to kick off a campaign to get every weblogger to make fun of Lynn Cheney on April 1 in response to the White House's heavy-handed attempt to censor a parody of her at WhiteHouse.org. Fine idea, although we've gotten to the point where blatant attempts at censorship by the White House now are way down on my list of Things to Worry About. Sigh....

Dueling Fools: Nokia Ready to Deliver

Dueling Fools: Nokia Ready to Deliver 06/04/2004 12:37 PM
This 800-pound gorilla is undervalued and poised to recover lost market share.

UnderGoos - Google Underwear? - April
Fools

UnderGoos - Google Underwear? - April
Fools 04/02/2005 04:39 AM
Search Engine Lowdown Apr 2 2005 7:43AM GMT

No April Fools Joke For Apple Reps

No April Fools Joke For Apple Reps 04/09/2004 04:09 PM
Apple authorized resellers are incensed and feel abandoned by Apple Canada's decision to remove three channel reps who handled resellers and distributors in western, central and eastern regions of the country. By Sarah Lyseck, ITBusiness.ca (via MyAppleMenu)

Yahoo and Google Consider Merger? -
April Fools

Yahoo and Google Consider Merger? -
April Fools 04/04/2005 11:35 AM
Search Engine Lowdown Apr 4 2005 2:34PM GMT

Dueling Fools: Fresh Del Monte's Ripe

Dueling Fools: Fresh Del Monte's Ripe 08/06/2004 11:23 AM
This juicy company is overlooked and selling cheaply.

Phoney captain fools RAF base for five
months

Phoney captain fools RAF base for five
months 04/23/2004 04:24 PM

Hoax paper fools cybernetic boffins

Hoax paper fools cybernetic boffins 04/15/2005 06:16 PM
Sokal-style bogosity metrics

Reason: Fools for Communism: Still
apologists after all these years

Reason: Fools for Communism: Still
apologists after all these years 05/06/2004 01:39 AM
Fools for Communism -Still apologists after all these years .. any of this .. more» .. In Fact:

reason.com/0404/cr.gg.fools.shtml
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Yahoo Slacker for College Students
-April Fools

Yahoo Slacker for College Students
-April Fools 04/02/2005 04:39 AM
Search Engine Lowdown Apr 2 2005 7:44AM GMT

Google Launches it Own Line Of Drinks -
April Fools

Google Launches it Own Line Of Drinks -
April Fools 04/02/2005 04:39 AM
Search Engine Lowdown Apr 2 2005 7:44AM GMT
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AlstraSoft E-Friends

AlstraSoft E-Friends 03/06/2004 01:49 AM
Start You Own Social Networking Company: For $280!.

Start Your Own Social Networking Company: For $280!

Why are the venture capitalists investing millions in social networking startups when you can start your own SNA service for $280 (with 1 year updates, no less), courtesey of the nice folks at AltraSoft:

AlstraSoft E-Friends - Run your own online social networking community just like Friendster. Members create their own personal friends network, meet new friends, dating and join groups

AlstraSoft E-Friends

Cost (single license): [was $600] $280 (with 1 year updates)

Language: PHP
Platform: Unix
Release: Feb 15, 2004
Current Version: v3.0
Last Update: Feb 15, 2004

Product Overview

AlstraSoft E-Friends is an online social networking software that allows you to start your own site just like Friendster and Tribe.net. The E-Friends software allows members to connect to people in their personal networks and community, creating a new online interactive resource that is based on a trusted network of friends and associates on the internet.

Members can use this abundant network to make friends, find their love ones, locate jobs, buy and sell stuff, locate a roommate, and accomplish much more with the help of groups and individuals who they know and share the same interests.

Start your own social networking community just like Friendster and Tribe.net in minutes with AlstraSoft E-Friends now!

How does E-Friends work?

Once members are registered with E-Friends, they will be able invite people they know to join their personal or professional network. A member's friends will come to E-Friends and invite their friends. As the network grows, members will have more opportunities to interact easily with people they know, make friends, and use the E-Friends network to enrich their social life."

This is absolute proof that we have reached the bizarro stage of the social networking exponential buzz curve. [Get Real]

With Social Networking systems available for $280 - what's next - free, open source social networks?

Oh yah - that's what we're working on - it's called the PeopleAggregator.

I sure hope E-Friends supports FOAF!

AlstraSoft EPay Pro v2.0 has file
include and multiple xss vulnerabilities

AlstraSoft EPay Pro v2.0 has file
include and multiple xss vulnerabilities 04/02/2005 05:37 PM
dcrab (Apr 01 2005)

Cube Management Sales Consultants:
Increase Sales Online With Sales
Consulting and Sales Acceleration

Cube Management Sales Consultants:
Increase Sales Online With Sales
Consulting and Sales Acceleration 12/19/2004 03:14 PM
A long-term, ongoing Search Engine Optimization Campaign is a critical step in your efforts to bulk up your company’s online lead generation program. [PRWEB Dec 15, 2004]

Friends, Friends With Benefits and the
Benefits of the Local Mall

Friends, Friends With Benefits and the
Benefits of the Local Mall 05/29/2004 10:54 PM
Whatever happened to teen romance? Life inside the under-age sexual revolution.

Sales Outsourcing Provider, Sales
Partnerships Agrees to Provide Sales
Outsourcing Services to Tech Leader
Level 3 Communications

Sales Outsourcing Provider, Sales
Partnerships Agrees to Provide Sales
Outsourcing Services to Tech Leader
Level 3 Communications 03/28/2005 03:27 AM
Salaes Outsourcing Provider, Sales Partnerships, Inc. agrees to provide sales outsourcing services to Colorado-based Level 3 Communications. [PRWEB Mar 28, 2005]

Euro Q4 sales boom points to record Xmas
notebook sales

Euro Q4 sales boom points to record Xmas
notebook sales 12/23/2003 06:07 AM
October, November sales well up on 2002

Unique Sales Training Helps IT Companies
Lift Sales Performance

Unique Sales Training Helps IT Companies
Lift Sales Performance 07/07/2004 06:11 AM
Sustained sales strategy improvements drive greater opportunities at first contact phase. [PRWEB Jul 7, 2004]

Blairs web sales grow at 10 times the
rate of total sales

Blairs web sales grow at 10 times the
rate of total sales 02/16/2004 04:06 PM
InternetRetailer.com Feb 16 2004 8:12PM GMT

Online music sales are not cannibalizing
CD sales, a new survey reports

Online music sales are not cannibalizing
CD sales, a new survey reports 05/20/2004 04:14 PM
InternetRetailer.com May 20 2004 8:08PM GMT

PC sales drive global microchip sales
higher-report

PC sales drive global microchip sales
higher-report 11/02/2003 04:16 PM
Reuters Nov 2 2003 3:47PM ET

Q4 Internet sales at eGames rise 20% as
total sales decline 8%

Q4 Internet sales at eGames rise 20% as
total sales decline 8% 08/10/2004 12:10 AM
Internetretailer.com - Mon Aug 9, 09:10 pm GMT

Music sales for 2004: USA up 2.8%, UK up
4.5%, global sales stay flat

Music sales for 2004: USA up 2.8%, UK up
4.5%, global sales stay flat 03/26/2005 02:36 AM
ZDNet Mar 26 2005 7:30AM GMT

CenterStone Launches iVendix Global
Sales Order Management Application
Includes Off-Line Sales Rep Module

CenterStone Launches iVendix Global
Sales Order Management Application
Includes Off-Line Sales Rep Module 06/22/2005 02:53 AM
CenterStone Technologies, Inc., an internationally recognized developer of Web-based sales order management software for manufacturers of sporting goods, recreation products, apparel and footwear selling through specialty retailers, today announced the availability of iVendix, its second-generation Sales Order Management application. [PRWEB Jun 22, 2005]

WebEx adds Sales Center for sales
professionals

WebEx adds Sales Center for sales
professionals 09/17/2004 04:21 PM
AN FRANCISCO - WebEx Communications Inc. is expanding its Web conferencing service with an offering designed for sales professionals, the company plans to announce on Monday.

Pocket PC Sales Equaled Palm OS Sales
During the First Quarter

Pocket PC Sales Equaled Palm OS Sales
During the First Quarter 05/02/2004 02:01 PM

Scientists Most Value Sales Reps That
Are Knowledgeable, Not Sales-Oriented

Scientists Most Value Sales Reps That
Are Knowledgeable, Not Sales-Oriented 02/01/2005 09:20 PM
To scientists, the most valuable laboratory sales representatives are those that make a difference in their research. Rather than just trying to close the deal, these sales reps go a step further and translate performance specifications into a picture of how the product will help the scientist reach his or her goal faster or more efficiently. Life science suppliers that focus on forging such mutually beneficial relationships will be better able to create real value for their customers. [PRWEB Jan 31, 2005]

Barnes & Noble web sales grew 7.8% in
Q1, companywide sales up 22%

Barnes & Noble web sales grew 7.8% in
Q1, companywide sales up 22% 05/18/2004 09:07 PM
InternetRetailer.com May 19 2004 1:57AM GMT

Gartner: Sales of chip gear sales to
drop

Gartner: Sales of chip gear sales to
drop 04/08/2005 02:56 PM
ZDNet Apr 8 2005 6:22PM GMT

With Friends Like These...

With Friends Like These... 07/12/2004 05:44 PM
Okay, so maybe it wasn't the proper choice of words, but you would think that somewhere between this Australian man and woman meeting online and then meeting in person where she proceeded to tie him up, ransack his home with another man and steal his property, the two would cease being "pals" as described in the headline of the article. Not that writing headlines isn't a difficult enough job, but this is a pretty typical scam (unfortunately) and has little to do with (as the headline suggests) people robbing their friends.

Friends

Friends 06/11/2004 10:24 PM

view.airbeagle.com/friends
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Net::Friends 1.00

Net::Friends 1.00 01/11/2004 07:58 AM
A Perl extension for interacting with a GPSDrive friendsd server.

Net-Friends-1.01

Net-Friends-1.01 01/11/2004 07:09 PM

Net-Friends-1.03

Net-Friends-1.03 01/11/2004 11:40 PM

Who Needs Many Friends?

Who Needs Many Friends? 10/29/2003 12:12 AM
I've recently hit a bug in the iChat AV: I've been trying to add a new buddy, and it replied...

Net-Friends-1.02

Net-Friends-1.02 01/11/2004 11:41 PM

Fox & Friends

Fox & Friends 07/28/2004 06:40 PM

foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95063,00.html
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Friends of T. Rex?

Friends of T. Rex? 06/14/2004 09:32 PM
Researchers have brought the evolution of the solenodon, a shrewlike insect-eating animal, into sharper focus.

"Friends"

"Friends" 05/09/2004 09:14 PM

Friends in the End

Friends in the End 04/28/2004 02:35 PM
According to this lawsuit, Friends writers frequently pantomime masturbation, express desire for anal sex with Jennifer Aniston, and speculate about Courtney Cox "having dried twigs in her uterus." Now are you sorry it's ending? (04-28)

I'll get by with a little less from my
friends

I'll get by with a little less from my
friends 11/19/2003 01:36 AM
How does the music industry believe they can improve customer's perception of value? Value added CDs? Na....how about shorter albums! That's the ticket!

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