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New Zealand critic blasts LOTR







New Zealand critic blasts LOTR

New Zealand critic blasts LOTR 04/09/2004 04:08 PM

New Zealand critic blasts LOTR. Big budget movie special effects have overshadowed the timeless are of storytelling and character development. "..The Lord of the Rings movie trilogy is, as a work of cinematic art, ham-fisted, shallow, bombastic and laughably overrated.." [More Quotes inside]




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