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More Patent Funnies

More Patent Funnies 02/01/2005 09:44 PM
Perhaps just now it’s unfashionable to grumble about patents, given that Sun and IBM are showering the world with bucketfuls of ’em (and a fine thing, too), but if you want a loud, ugly, wake-up call, start at VarChars, which is offered by someone who apparently wishes to be known only as “rayg”. Samples: IBM Receives Patent for Using Regular Expressions to Extract Information from Documents, Google Receives Patent for Highlighting of Search Results, and Microsoft Attempts to Patent Object Persistence. Read on for some predictably-negative commentary and—gasp!—a look inside some incredibly-advanced Google technology...

Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies 01/23/2004 02:19 PM

Daily funnies as RSS

Daily funnies as RSS 11/17/2003 05:46 AM
Now this is a fantastic idea: daily comic-strips syndicated as RSS feeds -- who needs a separate "comics reader" when an RSS aggregator can suck in anything that can be represented as a syndicated feed?

Adam@Home by Brian Basset http://dwlt.net/tapestry/adam.rdf 2003-08-03

B.C. by Johnny Hart http://dwlt.net/tapestry/bc.rdf 2003-08-25

Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce http://dwlt.net/tapestry/bignate.rdf 2003-08-11

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson http://dwlt.net/tapestry/ch.rdf 2003-06-09

Dilbert by Scott Adams http://dwlt.net/tapestry/dilbert.rdf 2003-06-06

Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau http://dwlt.net/tapestry/doonesbury.rdf 2003-06-13

Drabble by Kevin Fagan http://dwlt.net/tapestry/drabble.rdf 2003-08-11

For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston http://dwlt.net/tapestry/fbofw.rdf 2003-08-03

Link (via Ben Hammersley)

Right Wing Funnies

Right Wing Funnies 08/27/2004 03:18 PM
Like others, the Bush administration has sometimes demanded their opponents prove a negative. For example, when the administration claimed there…

Friday Funnies...

Friday Funnies... 04/09/2004 03:57 PM
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You...

Phone funnies

Phone funnies 08/07/2004 10:40 PM
USA Today Aug 8 2004 3:02AM GMT

Friday Funnies..... Thanks: ladytabitha

Friday Funnies..... Thanks: ladytabitha 02/13/2004 12:48 AM
via: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ladytabitha/983811.html

Dubya Photo Funnies

Dubya Photo Funnies 08/28/2004 01:39 PM
What happened was, Lauren was away during the Democratic Convention, and as a politics junkie, I wanted to watch some of it, so the kid (just turned five) ended up watching a couple of the big speeches with me. (All on webcast, our TV is a movie box, doesn’t get any channels). He’s full of questions so I tried to explain, and as a result the candidate is the only public figure in the world whose face he knows, when we’re somewhere that there’s a TV showing news he’s apt to pipe up “There’s John Kerry.” This is a little embarrassing, especially considering he’s a Canadian. This morning I was reading news and made some remark about George Bush and he asked “who’s he?” so I tried to explain the big picture around the election and I went looking for some Dubya pix to show him. So I went to the bio page at the official Bush re-election site, and clicked on “View George W. Bush Photo Gallery”... busted link, a peek inside the source reveals href="\News\PhotoAlbum.aspx"... if I were mean-spirited I’d suggest that something about either being Republican or using Windows makes you stupid, but seriously, have to wonder about an organization that claims it can run America not being clueful enough to use a link-checker. Back to our story... I went to Google and looked for pictures of George Bush. This turns out to be a bad idea; the top-ranked pictures are by and large, shall we say, not Republican-friendly. Wanted posters, deranged-monster morphs, things that have just got ta be PhotoShopped. “Why are you laughing, Daddy?” said the kid, and I couldn’t really explain. (PS: Lots of nice pictures of George over at the White House site if you want ’em).

Two Funnies: BotBOFH and Joy of Tech

Two Funnies: BotBOFH and Joy of Tech 04/30/2004 02:48 PM

Friday Funnies: Linux Switch

Friday Funnies: Linux Switch 03/06/2004 02:05 AM
http://webfarmhosting.com/switchlinux3.swf

Well-Executed Game Plan for Intellectual
Property Strategy is Essential to Any
Company's China Strategy

Well-Executed Game Plan for Intellectual
Property Strategy is Essential to Any
Company's China Strategy 09/24/2004 01:22 PM
Investors Business Daily Sep 24 2004 4:32PM GMT

New America Foundation : article -1172-
"American Strategy Project Issue Alert -
Grand Strategy No.1"

New America Foundation : article -1172-
"American Strategy Project Issue Alert -
Grand Strategy No.1" 03/15/2003 02:38 PM
New America Foundation : article -1172- "American Strategy Project Issue Alert - Grand Strategy No.1"Untitled Document .. "It isWorse than a Crime; It is a Mistake" The Th .. a concise argument .. road to hell .. whole piece

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Friday Funnies: NPR : The Poetry of
Donald Rumsfeld, Set to Music

Friday Funnies: NPR : The Poetry of
Donald Rumsfeld, Set to Music 04/12/2004 12:51 PM
http://www.npr.org/display_pages/features/feature_1761585.html The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld, Set to Music CD Features Songs Based on Defense Secretary's Statements

"New America Foundation : article -1172-
"American Strategy Project Issue Alert -
Grand Strategy No.1"Untitled Document"

"New America Foundation : article -1172-
"American Strategy Project Issue Alert -
Grand Strategy No.1"Untitled Document" 03/16/2003 02:59 AM

"six apart (makers of movable type
bl0gging software and typepad bl0gging
service) are going to buy live journal"

"six apart (makers of movable type
bl0gging software and typepad bl0gging
service) are going to buy live journal" 01/05/2005 04:20 AM

less a winning strategy than an exit
strategy

less a winning strategy than an exit
strategy 11/05/2003 05:18 AM
Fareed Zakaria .. Iraqification .. more

washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A60368-2003Nov3.html
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Blogging for Profits- Triple Your Google
Adsense or Searchfeed Profits With This
Powerful New Blogging Tool From Blog
Burner

Blogging for Profits- Triple Your Google
Adsense or Searchfeed Profits With This
Powerful New Blogging Tool From Blog
Burner 02/01/2005 09:17 PM
Powerful new blogging tool helps any web site no matter how small or large get search engine listed and indexed within days automatically. Turn any blog into a profitable niche that you can duplicate over and over again while tripling your Google Adsense or Searchfeed ad sharing profits. [PRWEB Jan 31, 2005]

Gates Endorses Blogging; Blogging Now
Old-Hat

Gates Endorses Blogging; Blogging Now
Old-Hat 05/22/2004 02:01 PM

Bill Gates' employees were way ahead of the boss when it came to blogging, but it's good to see Gates' endorsement (BBC) nonetheless. If he gets it -- and he obviously does -- then a lot of other folks are sure to follow. I wonder how soon blogging will become a natural, integral part of the operating system. RSS would be a good start.

bl0gging the DNC convention bl0gging

bl0gging the DNC convention bl0gging 07/27/2004 02:42 PM
While much of the blogging world has been ga-ga over getting into the Democratic National Convention, it's tough to find anything interesting going on among the convention bloggers (to their credit, go turn on CSPAN today and see for yourself how boring it is). While our own Jessamyn is there (here are profiles of everyone going), I've found the strange CNN/Technorati partnership to be the most useful thing. Technorati founder David Sifry is basically doing a metafilter of all convention blogs over on CNN as the daily blog roundup, highlighting the posts worth reading among the participants.

Strategy

Strategy 10/29/2003 01:15 AM

In response to Andrew Orlowski's piece for The Register that intimated that, as a strategic move on Joi Ito and Neoteny's part, we were showered with "advanced publicity" (where advanced publicity includes wining and dining and, oddly, showing me a cork trick) prior to the investment, I have only one comment: Mr. Orlowski, please get your facts straight. It was this stuffed Domo Kun -- presented to me by the cunning folks at Neoteny -- that was the backbone of the deal. I witheld posting this photo until now out of fear that our deal, and their interaction with us, would be totally transparent.

As to being called a "cute, but strangely synthetic twosome," I can only venture to guess that Orlowski got the "White Stripes of the weblogging world" memo. Synthetic? God, if only.

You would think, based on the way that Orlowski phrases things, that Joi making me wear the latest Shibuya fashions and having me promote weblogging at Japanese functions is a bad thing. As if it makes him the Lou Pearlman of the weblogging industry!

What's wrong with an executive showing a little flair?

A Q&A on the QQQ Strategy

A Q&A on the QQQ Strategy 07/28/2004 08:07 AM
TheStreet.com Jul 28 2004 12:37PM GMT

Strategy: Outside the box

Strategy: Outside the box 12/09/2003 02:44 AM
CNET Dec 9 2003 2:32AM ET

UAE e-government strategy

UAE e-government strategy 06/02/2004 03:28 PM
AME Info Jun 2 2004 6:37PM GMT

New-age strategy on giving

New-age strategy on giving 01/01/2004 11:05 AM
San Jose Mercury News Jan 1 2004 8:04AM ET

Exit Strategy

Exit Strategy 05/25/2004 01:33 PM
Exit Strategy How to get out of the quagmire that is Iraq:

To implement this exit strategy, we will have to practice running quickly. It is further recommended that, while running, the eyes be cast down, to avoid witnessing any last-minute people trying to kill us. We will have to establish excellent communications so that the moment that final person begins dying, we can all begin running quickly at the same time, eyes cast down, quickly, to our vehicles, to get to the airport and get out of the country.

Apple's DLA strategy

Apple's DLA strategy 07/26/2004 11:07 PM

Apple just announced a new iTunes mobile version that Motorola will load onto their "mass-market music phones" in the first half of next year. TheFeature's Carlo Longino gives his quick take on the deal:

Plenty of handsets today are capable of playing mp3s, but presumably none do it with the ease and grace -- or inherent coolness -- of Apple's products. It's an interesting move for Apple, which has said in the past the iTunes music store is a loss leader designed to help sell iPods. Presumably, they want to take new Moto phone users and turn them into iPod buyers... That, or this is just the first step towards the much-clamored-for wireless iPod.

Link

[BoingBoing]

Marc's bit.....

See! I told you so!

You think Apple still thinks of themselves as a computer company? I doubt it. They've been milking the Mac and their users for years and they're about to launch their entirely new model - which will be based upon enabling people's digital lifestyles.

Music is just the first step. And creativity.

You'll soon see .Mac and Rendevouz play a big part in Apple's comprehensive solution for the digital convergence. Shared calendars for the family, tied into your vacation albums and home movies. Throw in nutrional guides, pick-up and drop-off schedules and after-school activities - and we'll finally have iCommunity.

Apple is showing the world - right now - that end-user's experiences actually DO count.

That's why the Mac was always the best and why the iPod is the best. They're doing our R&D for us!

"nuclear" strategy

"nuclear" strategy 02/07/2005 01:27 AM
Robert Novak

townhall.com/columnists/robertnovak/rn20050205.shtml
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U.S. Ponders Mad Cow Strategy

U.S. Ponders Mad Cow Strategy 12/30/2003 10:54 AM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 30 2003 9:34AM ET

Die, Strategy News

Die, Strategy News 04/09/2004 04:12 PM
It's a bankrupt form. It serves no clear purpose. There is no civic rationale for it. My newspaper's lead story today, about "an aggressive and precise 90-day media strategy to define Senator John Kerry," is a sad case in point.

Flexible IT, better strategy

Flexible IT, better strategy 01/24/2004 11:26 AM
Critics say IT lacks strategic importance. So why does technology keep getting in the way of good strategy?

Other: IBM Strategy Shift

Other: IBM Strategy Shift 02/05/2005 09:01 PM
Apple's G5 chip-maker made some critical strategy choices when things were going poorly.

Planning an effective DR strategy

Planning an effective DR strategy 04/02/2005 08:32 PM
Express Computer India Apr 3 2005 12:15AM GMT

What Microsoft REALLY Said About its
Music Strategy &

What Microsoft REALLY Said About its
Music Strategy & 05/29/2004 12:14 AM
Mac Observer May 29 2004 4:54AM GMT

The Architecture Strategy Series

The Architecture Strategy Series 03/08/2004 11:21 PM
These presentations describe the architectural vision that drives the "Longhorn wave" of technologies from Microsoft, and introduce a set of key initiatives that will form the pillars of the Longhorn solution architecture. Perspectives range from the metaphorical to the pragmatic. At one end, Pat Helland relates the evolution of technology architectures to the evolution of city planning (and showing us how far we have yet to go!). At the other, John Dawson presents the proven data center patterns developed by the Microsoft Systems Architecture team. Explore these presentations to discover how Microsoft views the road ahead, and what tools and technologies Microsoft plans to deliver to help you blaze your own trail to a more felicitous, better integrated enterprise application portfolio.

New Government strategy to help NHS with
bioscience

New Government strategy to help NHS with
bioscience 11/18/2003 05:55 AM
PublicTechnology.net Nov 18 2003 5:04AM ET

On Google Link Strategy

On Google Link Strategy 06/07/2004 06:51 PM
Search Engine Positioning and Web Marketing weblog,CA-9 hours agoI often find in customers, web designers and SEO professionals, the idea that a website owner should be careful in the outbound links that his/her website has ...

SBC Closes in on Video Strategy

SBC Closes in on Video Strategy 03/31/2005 05:36 PM
Internet News Mar 31 2005 9:49PM GMT

Fear-mongering as strategy

Fear-mongering as strategy 01/06/2005 11:47 AM
Is Social Security really so in crisis that we have no choice but to remodel it? An internal White House e-mail shows that regardless of whether it is or isn't (and it isn't), convincing Americans that the system is approaching collapse is the Bush administration's strategy for dismantling Social Security. The telling missive shows that Bush strategists know Americans will only support gutting the popular retirement program if they believe that no other options remain.

UK global HIV strategy criticised

UK global HIV strategy criticised 04/05/2005 09:19 PM
Not enough money donated by the UK government to fighting HIV/Aids is reaching the neediest, MPs say.
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