Ouch. Looks like I need surgery.

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Ouch!

Ouch! 12/08/2002 11:05 PM
Penis explodes during sex Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend. Ilarie Coroiu

Ouch

Ouch 11/05/2003 10:35 PM
Adriaan had some unexpected evil visited upon him by the Apple God's, perhaps it was his geeky Panther hints? Either way, I'm being selfish...

Ouch!!

Ouch!! 11/11/2003 10:26 AM
Well as I was getting into the car today to go to school, I hit my head. And it's resulted...

Ouch, that stings

Ouch, that stings 01/01/2005 02:09 PM
What's a good hangover remedy? With all of the drinking many of us did last night, I think it's appropriate to dish out our fa vorite han gover cures. Mine is the time tested water & asprin before bed.

The Hippocratic Ouch

The Hippocratic Ouch 07/05/2004 03:57 PM
Tom Reynolds: "There is something that I've learnt over many years of health-care work. When you are lifting little old ladies with senile dementia, they will sometimes grab you by the testicles."

Ouch, my eyes, my ears!

Ouch, my eyes, my ears! 07/08/2004 08:53 PM
Midi is to music as ASCII is to art: Music videos converted to text and MIDI. [via waxy]

Google Censorship, Ouch

Google Censorship, Ouch 06/23/2004 01:25 AM
From Perrspectives, a fairly ordinary U.S. left-liberal political site (but with an above-average sense of humor), a shocki ng story of being cut off by Google AdWords for “language that advocates against an individual, group, or organization.” Earth to Google: that country you’re based in is going through a war and an election! A substantial part of the population is (quite properly) advocating like crazy against one political faction or another as a result of one or the other. The Perrspectives folks point out that the policy, on top of being, uh, wrong, is also broken, in fact lots of people are using Google AdWords for political rhetoric and polemic; the appearance is either of political bias or of incompetence. I’m not sure whether I’m saying Don’t be evil or Don’t be stupid but whichever, please don’t.

Pinched (ouch) nerve

Pinched (ouch) nerve 04/09/2004 04:03 PM

Thanks to a pinched nerve, my left arm feels like someone keeps sticking a red hot poker through it, so right now typing is about as much fun as major dental work. If I'm a little slower to reply to support questions than usual, please understand that it's nothing personal :)

Ouch. Two Formerly Profitable MSFT
Divisions See Red

Ouch. Two Formerly Profitable MSFT
Divisions See Red 02/10/2004 02:52 AM
For its second quarter in fiscal 2004, not only was Microsoft's MSN business unit back in the red, but its Server and Tools division was, as well.

Ouch, my head hurts from thinking too
much!

Ouch, my head hurts from thinking too
much! 01/22/2004 09:51 PM
Thoughts on organizations, markets and the long term. CSFB gathers a number of luminaries in academia and business (Bona beau, Bingham, DePodesta , Enriquez, Harrington, McGahan, Schrag, Strogatz ) to discuss informational diversity, viewing markets as complex adaptive systems, global climate change over millenia, and the imapact of genome science among other ideas.
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Ouch - I hate it when I get fired for
bl0gging

Ouch - I hate it when I get fired for
bl0gging 09/01/2004 06:17 AM

Troutgirl got fired from Friendster.

Just when it looked like Friendster was coming around - this happens.

Jon Udell has a great thanks post to Joyce Park (Troutgirl.) Me too - I thank her - too.

Ouch, it is always ugly when your
backing gets outed, doubly so when it is
because you got caught lying

Ouch, it is always ugly when your
backing gets outed, doubly so when it is
because you got caught lying 02/11/2004 05:56 AM
Atkins-Blasting 'Physicians' Committee Is A Front Group For PETA .. Not by a long shot .. crock of shit .. Save the cows

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"Ouch, it is always ugly when your
backing gets outed, doubly so when it is
because you got caught lying"

"Ouch, it is always ugly when your
backing gets outed, doubly so when it is
because you got caught lying" 02/12/2004 04:02 AM

surgery

surgery 11/13/2003 01:43 PM
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Will You Be Having Chips With That
Surgery?

Will You Be Having Chips With That
Surgery? 08/23/2004 12:26 PM

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Idea of implanting ID tags raises Orwellian fears There’s not a lot of middle ground on the subject of implanting electronic identification chips in humans. Advocates of technologies like radio frequency identification tags say their potentially life-saving benefits far outweigh any Orwellian concerns about privacy. RFID tags sewn into clothing or even embedded under people’s skin could curb identity theft, help identify disaster victims and improve medical care, they say. Critics, however, say such technologies…

Surgery without a cut to the skin

Surgery without a cut to the skin 07/07/2004 07:39 PM
A new technique might allow surgeons to operate on internal organs without making any cuts in the skin, say researchers.

Plastic Surgery Gets a New Look

Plastic Surgery Gets a New Look 04/26/2004 06:53 PM
Drastic is out. Subtle is in. And these days, face-lifts are more fill than cut.

Beams cut need for surgery

Beams cut need for surgery 02/16/2004 07:12 AM
Scientists are perfecting a 'virtual scalpel' which uses ultrasound beams to kill cancer cells without the need for surgery.

Silicon Surgery

Silicon Surgery 08/10/2004 05:37 AM

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Free registration is required to read the article. “Almost 15 years ago, Richard Livengood, a researcher for Intel, used an exotic machine known as a focused ion beam to painstakingly deposit a missing wire on the surface of a 486-microprocessor chip. The chip was then placed into a personal computer, which, to the astonishment of Mr. Livengood and a small group of Intel engineers, booted Microsoft’s Windows operating system without a hitch. The technique, now…

Surgery April 12

Surgery April 12 04/10/2004 12:50 PM

On April 12 I'm scheduled for anterior cervical decompression and fusion. As nervous as I am about the surgery, I'm actually looking forward to it. I've been in pain for close to two months now, and recently it has become almost unbearable, so I'm glad relief is coming soon. Although I've felt worse pain before (for example, I once had stitches in my head without anesthesia, which kinda' stung), this is the first (and hopefully last) time I've experienced chronic pain, and it really consumes your life.

It will be a few weeks before I'll fully return to work, but I should be able to handle light typing within a few days. In the meantime, I plan to recover by eating several buckets of ice cream and finally watching every DVD I've ordered from Amazon.com but never had time to watch :)

Choices, Before Surgery

Choices, Before Surgery 01/26/2004 07:34 PM
Many women are in the prime of life when they have a hysterectomy, the authors of this valuable reference guide point out.

Surgery Redux

Surgery Redux 12/07/2003 09:24 AM

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Plastic surgery 'is trivialised'

Plastic surgery 'is trivialised' 03/17/2005 02:54 AM
The obsession with cosmetic surgery is obscuring the real work plastic surgeons do, leading surgeons say.

Rotator cuff surgery

Rotator cuff surgery 06/12/2004 09:54 PM
This surgical video is not for the faint of heart, but it is fascinating to watch that little, whirling blade flense away all that frayed tendon and bone. As the possessor of some remarkably cranky back bits, this video compells me -- it would be so boss to just have someone jam some fiber optics and a Dremel tool into my shoulder and just grind off all the troublesome tissue.

About 9 years ago my dad was needing some relief from persistent shoulder pain. After the fun and joys of X-rays and MRI's he elected to have surgery to correct a bone spur that had literally torn the innards of his rotator cuff apart.

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Lizard brain surgery

Lizard brain surgery 11/18/2003 09:16 AM

This isn't just a Windows phenomenon, of course. Every major software system has, at its core, what Dave Winer likes to call a lizard brain. The roots of Linux reach down through many layers to its lizard brain. Mac OS X archeologists can explore not only that same deep history but also a parallel 15-year NextStep legacy. Every software architect longs for a chance to reorganize -- or as they like to say, "refactor" -- to a simpler and stronger foundation for new layered abstractions. Few organizations have the resources to maintain and evolve a working system while mercilessly refactoring to produce its successor. Microsoft is among the lucky few. We'll see, in a couple of years, how well Longhorn has exploited that rare opportunity. [Full story at InfoWorld.com]

The original title of this column was "Lizard brain surgery." It was problematic because of the Mozilla echo, but I doubt that's why the editors changed it. More likely they thought it too offbeat for the print publication. ...

Experiences with Laser Eye Surgery?

Experiences with Laser Eye Surgery? 07/23/2004 07:36 PM

Jobs has surgery for cancer

Jobs has surgery for cancer 08/01/2004 09:33 PM
Apple's CEO tells employees that he expects to return to work in September after having a cancerous tumor removed.

"Sounds from the dentist's surgery"

"Sounds from the dentist's surgery" 05/20/2004 02:30 AM

More nurses to perform surgery

More nurses to perform surgery 03/24/2005 08:38 AM
More nurses and other health workers are to be given the opportunity to carry out simple surgical procedures.

Clinton Likely to Have Surgery Monday
(AP)

Clinton Likely to Have Surgery Monday
(AP) 09/05/2004 09:54 PM
AP - Former President Bill Clinton's heart bypass, expected Monday, likely will be an ordinary replumbing of his ailing heart, not some new whiz-bang robotic or "keyhole" surgery, leading surgeons say. A source close to the former president who spoke on condition of anonymity said Clinton has told him the surgery was scheduled for Monday morning. Clinton has been hospitalized since Friday after suffering chest pains and shortness of breath.

Surgery Available for a Younger Voice
(AP)

Surgery Available for a Younger Voice
(AP) 04/18/2004 10:47 PM
AP - After the tummy tuck, the forehead tightener, the nose job and the jowl trim, something still might be giving away your age: your voice. For patients who think their trembly, raspy or wispy words don't match their newly firm face and figure, there's a procedure that claims to make them sound younger too: the voice lift.

Awful Plastic Surgery

Awful Plastic Surgery 11/02/2003 08:43 AM
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In U.S., 7 Iraqis get prosthetic surgery

In U.S., 7 Iraqis get prosthetic surgery 04/11/2004 01:09 PM

40% of teens want plastic surgery

40% of teens want plastic surgery 01/05/2005 06:41 AM
Four in ten teenage girls have considered plastic surgery, a survey by Bliss magazine says.

Clinton's Heart Surgery Is Reportedly
Under Way

Clinton's Heart Surgery Is Reportedly
Under Way 09/06/2004 11:01 AM
Former President Bill Clinton was reported to be in the operating room today for surgery expected to last until 12:30 p.m. ET.

Computer-Assisted Knee Surgery

Computer-Assisted Knee Surgery 07/23/2004 04:40 AM
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Clinton Recovering After Bypass Surgery
(AP)

Clinton Recovering After Bypass Surgery
(AP) 09/07/2004 01:12 AM
AP - Former President Bill Clinton was recovering after a quadruple heart bypass operation to relieve arteries so severely clogged that they posed imminent danger of a major heart attack.

Device Promises Microwave Surgery

Device Promises Microwave Surgery 08/03/2004 01:45 AM
Technology Review Aug 3 2004 5:41AM GMT

Apple CEO Jobs doing well after cancer
surgery

Apple CEO Jobs doing well after cancer
surgery 08/01/2004 11:28 PM
Apple Computer Inc. CEO Steve Jobs told employees in an e-mail that he has successfully undergone cancer surgery.
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