See The Monkey, Fear The Monkey

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Usenix: Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey
test Web site performance

Usenix: Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey
test Web site performance 06/29/2004 05:23 PM
Google and student developers have created an open-source tool called Monkey that's used to predict the effect on Web site response times when network conditions change.

Monkey-See, Monkey-Do; Maxtor ups their
warranties

Monkey-See, Monkey-Do; Maxtor ups their
warranties 09/05/2004 06:47 PM
In late July, Seagate was the first company to realize the errors of their ways and they increased their warranty coverage for consumer-oriented hard drives from one year to five years.

Monkey Hear, Monkey Count

Monkey Hear, Monkey Count 06/17/2005 03:48 PM

New: The Rip Monkey 1.0

New: The Rip Monkey 1.0 03/31/2005 11:26 AM
The Rip Monkey combines with the PowerFile R200 MFX library to provide automated conversion of up to 600 Audio CDs to MP3, AAC, AIFF, or WAV format.

Rum and Monkey

Rum and Monkey 12/07/2003 07:08 AM
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey .. Rum & Monkey .. Ben Werdmuller .. monkey

rumandmonkey.com
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monkey business

monkey business 03/06/2004 01:59 AM
It was most appropriate that this year's Alternative Press Expo marks the ten-year anniversary of the show, being the year...

New: Library Monkey 1.0

New: Library Monkey 1.0 04/09/2004 04:01 PM
Library Monkey is a tool for cataloging, managing, and processing audio assets.

Mad Monkey Haiku

Mad Monkey Haiku 06/10/2004 02:43 PM
Fuck the Ser enity Prayer. I want a cross-stitched version of Michael Mulder's Seven Haiku at Night in a Convenience Store on my wall.

Bid Monkey 2.4 (Stable)

Bid Monkey 2.4 (Stable) 06/28/2004 11:22 AM
An engine for automated bidding on eBay auctions.

Monkey & Robot

Monkey & Robot 08/22/2004 05:39 PM
Like many others, I think that (1) Monkeys and (2) Robots are interesting. This has already been around the web, but serious monkey fans need to check out Jill Greenberg's monkey portraits. As for Robots, this is one I bought in Japan....

Arm Wrestling the Monkey

Arm Wrestling the Monkey 01/06/2005 12:18 PM

Cinco de Monkey!

Cinco de Monkey! 05/05/2004 12:55 PM
Cinco de Mayo, monkey style! Queso, guacamole and nachos, and fun ways to celebrate the Mexican holiday with your favorite terrycloth primate. Also, a little dueling Kahlo haiku for good measure. Viva de Cinco de Mayo!! Ay yiy yiy!!

What's That Odor? Better Ask a Monkey

What's That Odor? Better Ask a Monkey 01/22/2004 03:19 AM
People have lost the use of more than half their odor-detecting genes.

Monkey of the moment

Monkey of the moment 04/03/2005 07:58 AM
Los Angeles Times Apr 3 2005 11:05AM GMT

Bipedal monkey

Bipedal monkey 07/21/2004 06:19 PM
It's a weird day for non-human primates. Natasha, a black macaque at the Safari Park zoo in Israel, became exclusively bipedal after surviving a near-deadly stomach disease. Natasha's veterinarian says that brain damage may be to blame (thank?) for her new ability. Pierre Boulle, your meme is ready. Link

Feed The Monkey!

Feed The Monkey! 12/15/2003 04:49 AM
We have a passion of snagging Unsanity-related domain names (well, OK, I do). So welcome a new member in the...

that's one monkey that needs spanking

that's one monkey that needs spanking 09/02/2004 07:49 PM
I was interviewed by a transgendered monkey this morning. It was nice....

Monkey missions

Monkey missions 04/05/2005 05:22 PM
USA Today Apr 5 2005 9:47PM GMT

Mad, Mad Monkey Army

Mad, Mad Monkey Army 11/03/2003 08:57 AM

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Bid Monkey 2.1 (Stable)

Bid Monkey 2.1 (Stable) 11/03/2003 12:18 PM
Automatically places bids on eBay auctions.

Monkey Rescued From Being Put on Menu
(AP)

Monkey Rescued From Being Put on Menu
(AP) 07/16/2004 08:24 PM
AP - A monkey was recuperating at a wildlife park in Taiwan after being rescued from a restaurant that planned to sell slices of the animal's brain while he was alive in a cage, a local government official said Friday.

Row rages as monkey lab shelved

Row rages as monkey lab shelved 01/28/2004 02:20 AM
Scientists are angry but animal rights campaigners jubilant after plans for a research centre using monkeys were axed.

Burning Monkey Solitaire 3.0.1

Burning Monkey Solitaire 3.0.1 12/23/2003 04:29 PM
The whole gang is back with more jokes, more antics, and most importantly, more solitaire.

Burning Monkey Casino 1.0

Burning Monkey Casino 1.0 12/11/2003 04:58 PM
Whether your game is slots, blackjack, or video poker, the Burning Monkey Casino is open 24 hours a day.

Sea Monkey magnate dead at 77

Sea Monkey magnate dead at 77 12/23/2003 05:48 PM
Harold von Braunhut, who ingeniously marketed one of the ugliest and most boring aquatic creatures in existence -- the almost-invisible brine shrimp -- as" Sea Monekys," died last month. "...Mr. von Braunhut's piece de resistance was Sea Monkeys -- which come from dried-up lake bottoms, not the sea, and are not monkeys but brine shrimp. His extravagant claims for the crustaceans -- for example, that they come back from the dead and that they can be trained and hypnotized-- are convincing because they are sort of true. (The shrimp do follow light.)

Billions of shrimp have been sold, not to mention a Sea Monkey aphrodisiac and a wrist watch filled with swimming shrimp. There are Web sites for sea monkey fans; CBS briefly had a Sea Monkeys series on Saturday mornings; 400 million of them went into space with John Glenn in 1998; and, for the lazy, a new Sea Monkey video game allows a player to 'virtually' care for a shrimp colony, lest the animals 'virtually' die." Link (thanks Rael!)

Monkey Bites Boy at N.Y. Supermarket
(AP)

Monkey Bites Boy at N.Y. Supermarket
(AP) 08/03/2004 08:05 PM
AP - A monkey trained to help a disabled man with chores bit a 2-year-old boy in a Brooklyn supermarket, authorities said.

Monkey portrait photography

Monkey portrait photography 08/19/2004 11:11 PM
BoingBoing reader Darren says:

"Jill Greenburg is an accomplished celebrity photographer. Recently, though, she's turned her attention to another biped: monkeys. She discovered her affection for monkey portraits on a commercial, and started renting various species of trained primates and taking their photos as if they were A-list celebrities. The portraits express an amazing range of emotion, and are way more interesting that your average celebrity pic."

L ink

"You're a helper monkey! This isn't
helping!"

"You're a helper monkey! This isn't
helping!" 06/17/2005 04:20 PM
Helper monkeys! Severely disabled people can get trained monkeys to help them out in their daily chores, though sometime thi s causes pro blems. Haven't you always wanted a monkey? The Mesa SWAT Team certainly want one.

Johnny Cash Monkey

Johnny Cash Monkey 05/02/2004 12:15 AM
Johnny Cash Monkey

Burning Monkey Casino

Burning Monkey Casino 12/06/2003 11:16 PM
Ultimately, Burning Monkey Casino is a decent game, it just can't rise above its genre. By Kirk Hiner (Applelinks via MyAppleMenu)

Vietnam monkey faces extinction

Vietnam monkey faces extinction 08/29/2004 06:05 PM
The Delacour's langur monkey, which lives exclusively in Vietnam, is fighting for its existence, conservationists warn.

Denial of Service in Monkey httpd <=
0.8.1

Denial of Service in Monkey httpd <=
0.8.1 02/11/2004 03:09 PM
Luigi Auriemma (Feb 11 2004)

Google Image Ads: Don't Click the
Monkey

Google Image Ads: Don't Click the
Monkey 06/05/2004 06:23 PM
Traffick-2 hours agoGoogle has quite a few editorial guidelines for advertisers using its AdWords program. The introduction of image ads for the AdSense ...

monkey celebrates cinco de mayo

monkey celebrates cinco de mayo 05/06/2004 06:03 AM
Cinco de Mayo, monkey style! .. think o' the my-oh

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Monkey magic markers (Reuters)

Monkey magic markers (Reuters) 01/22/2004 03:12 AM
Reuters - Call it monkeying around in the Year of the Monkey.

Monkey HTTP Daemon 0.8.2 (Stable)

Monkey HTTP Daemon 0.8.2 (Stable) 02/10/2004 05:18 PM
An small and powerful Web server for Linux.

Monkey HTTP Daemon 0.8.3 (Stable)

Monkey HTTP Daemon 0.8.3 (Stable) 05/29/2004 03:28 PM
An small and powerful Web server for Linux.

A Monkey on Symbol Technologies' Back

A Monkey on Symbol Technologies' Back 05/11/2004 04:30 PM
Can dysfunctional companies clean up their act once and for all?

Daring Fireball's Code Monkey

Daring Fireball's Code Monkey 03/13/2003 03:23 PM
Gruber: "Paco's graphic design services freed me to do other things, such as sleeping late, playing golf, and programming. It didn't take long to begin wondering if I could teach Paco to program, too."
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InfoValue Joins MPEG Industry Forum in
Support of MPEG Standards

InfoValue Joins MPEG Industry Forum in
Support of MPEG Standards 09/03/2004 02:25 AM
InfoValue Computing Inc., experts in broadband video streaming, today announced it had joined the MPEG Industry Forum (MPEGIF), and will be exhibiting its latest products in the MPEG Industry Forum booth (#4.239) at IBC 2004 at the Amsterdam RAI from September 10 through September 14. The demonstrations will include MPEG-4 and HDTV video-on-demand and video multicast products powered by InfoValue’s QuickVideo streaming software. [PRWEB Sep 3, 2004]

MPEG LA Announces Terms of Joint
H.264/MPEG-4 AVC Patent License.

MPEG LA Announces Terms of Joint
H.264/MPEG-4 AVC Patent License. 11/18/2003 09:03 PM
MPEG LA Announces Terms of Joint H.264/MPEG-4 AVC Patent License. They brought back the use fee; these people just don't learn. And what happened to the royalty-free baseline?

MPEG LA to hold MPEG-4 licensing session
Mar. 27

MPEG LA to hold MPEG-4 licensing session
Mar. 27 03/15/2003 09:44 AM

Sagem Enters into MPEG-2 License with
MPEG LA; Patent Infringement Actions
Against Sagem Concluded

Sagem Enters into MPEG-2 License with
MPEG LA; Patent Infringement Actions
Against Sagem Concluded 03/28/2005 05:56 AM
ZDNet India Mar 28 2005 9:13AM GMT

Philips launches next-generation MPEG-2
codec for DVD

Philips launches next-generation MPEG-2
codec for DVD 12/02/2003 04:15 AM

Ugly Email Messages: Beware the Text
Monkey

Ugly Email Messages: Beware the Text
Monkey 05/31/2004 02:00 PM
Text Monkey cleans up sloppy, over-quoted email text with one click. Text Monkey senses when quoted email text is copied to the Windows clipboard and cleans and reformats it automatically, or upon confirmation. [PRWEB May 25, 2004]

Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
(Reuters)

Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
(Reuters) 09/22/2004 08:12 AM
Reuters - A Malaysian man shot and killed his wife after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit in a tree behind their house, the New Straits Times said on Wednesday.

MPEG Database

MPEG Database 02/13/2004 03:33 AM
RIAA Issues...

MPEG Streamclip 1.0.1

MPEG Streamclip 1.0.1 07/27/2004 11:20 PM
Converter for MPEG-1/MPEG-2 files and transport streams with player.

New: MPEG Encoder Mac

New: MPEG Encoder Mac 05/24/2004 10:52 AM
MPEG Encoder Mac is a standalone QuickTime to MPEG converter with MPEG-1 and MPEG-2 export, smart rendering, batch encoding, multi-processor support, and other features.

New: MPEG Streamclip 1.0

New: MPEG Streamclip 1.0 07/22/2004 09:39 AM
MPEG Streamclip converts MPEG files (including transport streams) into muxed, demuxed, QuickTime, or DV files for import into Final Cut Pro, DVD Studio Pro, and Toast 6.

See The Monkey, Fear The Monkey

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