Shark Tank: Congratulations on another successful project

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Shark Tank: Technically, that makes it
100% successful

Shark Tank: Technically, that makes it
100% successful 05/19/2004 11:38 PM
The company this programmer pilot fish works for is acquired by a bigger outfit. And after a year, the new employees are finally brought online with the parent company's intranet office-supply order form.

Shark Tank: And we certainly can't have
that, can we?

Shark Tank: And we certainly can't have
that, can we? 03/13/2003 10:22 AM
There's a vote coming up at this international association of educators, so the executive director gives the IT manager pilot fish the job of estimating how much it'll cost using paper ballots and scanning equipment.

Shark Tank: Thanks for All Your Help

Shark Tank: Thanks for All Your Help 07/31/2004 12:20 AM
Remote server goes down hard, and it appears to be due to overheating. So a tech is dispatched to the remote site to replace the server's fan -- but that's not the problem.

Shark Tank: It's all in how you ask

Shark Tank: It's all in how you ask 06/05/2005 10:55 PM
Sysadmin pilot fish works in a hospital, and he works hard to keep the staff happy -- especially the pharmacists. So when a networked machine that dispenses medications goes off-line, fish knows what to do.

Shark Tank: Aw, would we do that to you?

Shark Tank: Aw, would we do that to you? 03/14/2005 05:10 PM
It's the late 1980s, and new-on-the-job IT pilot fish gets his first important project: Expand the Ethernet backbone into a new office area at this manufacturing company.

Shark Tank: You're very welcome

Shark Tank: You're very welcome 01/22/2004 02:11 AM
This IT pilot fish, the technical guru at a small company, needs copies: 50 pages, double-sided, collated and stapled. So he loads his originals into the copier and, unfortunately, gets help.

Shark Tank: Who needs it?

Shark Tank: Who needs it? 03/06/2004 01:53 AM
It's the mid-1990s, and this site has two networks. One is an under-construction Ethernet network running Novell NetWare to Windows-based PCs. The other one -- the mainframe network -- is, well, interesting.

Shark Tank: Just doing our bit

Shark Tank: Just doing our bit 04/20/2004 11:29 PM
It's the 1970s, and this pilot fish is working at a site in the Far East for a U.S. organization when communications problems set in.

Shark Tank: Just our way of saying
thanks

Shark Tank: Just our way of saying
thanks 03/06/2004 01:53 AM
This software-based simulator is huge, it's more than a decade old, it's the division's cash cow -- and the project to deliver a new version is on track to miss its February delivery date by about four months.

Shark Tank: Don't DO That!

Shark Tank: Don't DO That! 08/06/2004 11:59 PM
It's years ago at this busy circuit-board manufacturing facility, and the new component-insertion machine suddenly starts sticking capacitors and resistors everywhere but where they belong.

Shark Tank: Can't be!

Shark Tank: Can't be! 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
It's the late 1980s, and this pilot fish working at a big insurance company is facing the kind of miserable weekend project that only a penny-pinching mainframe shop can provide.

Shark Tank: Just like it says in the ad

Shark Tank: Just like it says in the ad 12/19/2003 11:34 AM
It's the late 1980s, and this pilot fish is working for a government contractor when an order comes in from an Air Force legal office for three cutting-edge, top-of-the-line handheld scanners.

Shark Tank: What's in a Name?

Shark Tank: What's in a Name? 03/28/2005 01:18 PM
State agency's data warehouse project is renamed: It's now officially an "administrative systems reporting database." But why not just call it a data warehouse?

Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
it

Shark Tank: Well, that's one way to do
it 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
It's the spring of 1999, and this pilot fish has just set up a computer as a time server for the steel mill where he works -- which should make the switch to daylight-saving time a breeze.

Shark Tank: Yep, that would do it

Shark Tank: Yep, that would do it 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
This big construction-equipment dealership has locations in several states -- and one IT pilot fish who's responsible for all of them.

Shark Tank: Sometimes they just don't
want to know

Shark Tank: Sometimes they just don't
want to know 12/03/2003 12:36 AM
It's the early 1980s, and at a big Midwestern bank, this mainframe programmer pilot fish is part of a project that will revolutionize general ledger -- except for a billion-dollar problem.

Shark Tank: If I can get around it, it
must be OK

Shark Tank: If I can get around it, it
must be OK 04/06/2005 02:42 PM
This company's sales system has been modified to block orders from customers with credit problems. But according to a branch sales manager, the credit check doesn't work.

Shark Tank: Sure, we can do that

Shark Tank: Sure, we can do that 03/13/2003 10:22 AM
This assignment is technically pretty straightforward: Write an application to track how long it takes to process each document at the company. But the politics of putting it in place are a little more complicated.

Shark Tank: Two-fer

Shark Tank: Two-fer 03/17/2005 02:55 AM
Plant foreman comes to this pilot fish with a challenge: He wants a way to display important operational statistics so machine operators can see them at a glance.

Shark Tank: Just because

Shark Tank: Just because 01/05/2005 01:35 AM
It's the mid-1990s, and this IT pilot fish works in a small support department at a big company where some processes are handled the old-fashioned way: through paperwork and sneakernet.

Shark Tank: Ya think?

Shark Tank: Ya think? 03/17/2005 02:55 AM
Pilot fish is on the team deploying a management system for a medical practice. And because some of the users are computerphobic, the team tries to make things as mistakeproof as possible.

Shark Tank: Get it?

Shark Tank: Get it? 08/20/2004 11:15 PM
This university's server center is in a space never intended for that purpose -- dark, moldy, carpeted, with wonky air conditioning. Then management finally agrees to move it to a more appropriate space.

Shark Tank: Who is he, again?

Shark Tank: Who is he, again? 11/05/2003 12:43 AM
When it's time for this consultant pilot fish to install the mortgage application he's written for a local bank, he walks into the bank and informs a teller, "I'm the computer guy..."

Shark Tank: It's all the PC he needs

Shark Tank: It's all the PC he needs 09/22/2004 12:32 AM
The company's executive offices are being recarpeted over the weekend, so this IT manager moves all the bigwigs' PCs on Friday, then heads out for a conference. But on Monday, the president isn't happy.

Shark Tank: Possible

Shark Tank: Possible 01/17/2004 10:38 PM
It's back in the days of punch cards and paper tape, and the school district where this student pilot fish lives has a minicomputer just for student use.

Shark Tank: Because it's there

Shark Tank: Because it's there 07/09/2004 12:05 AM
This software company is eager to show its investors that it's spending money wisely. So when someone suggests using offshore development, the CTO begins courting offshore vendors.

The key to becoming a successful project
manager

The key to becoming a successful project
manager 08/17/2002 10:18 PM
CNET Aug 17 2002 10:08PM ET

Shark Tank: It just doesn't work that
way

Shark Tank: It just doesn't work that
way 07/02/2004 03:34 AM
Flash back to the late 1980s, when this IT pilot fish and a co-worker want to access their office PCs from home. And their boss agrees -- as long as they can do it very cheaply.

Shark Tank: Not fast enough

Shark Tank: Not fast enough 03/30/2005 05:01 PM
Computer room operator calls hospital IT pilot fish at 2 a.m. "All my terminal sessions vanished," operator says. "I think the system is down."

Shark Tank: Oh, they're common, all
right

Shark Tank: Oh, they're common, all
right 04/09/2004 03:58 PM
IT pilot fish joins this government project and finds all kinds of users buying all kinds of PCs -- and it's a maintenance nightmare.

Shark Tank: What's with all the
questions?

Shark Tank: What's with all the
questions? 06/18/2004 11:43 PM
It's the late 1990s, and this multibillion-dollar financial company hires a consulting outfit to create a Y2k disaster recovery and business continuity plan -- with just one small restriction.

Shark Tank: The right tool for the job

Shark Tank: The right tool for the job 03/14/2005 05:10 PM
The sales director for this company isn't very computer-savvy, and the IT manager pilot fish who's setting up the guy's new laptop knows that, so he decides to try a little color coding.

Shark Tank: Do the math

Shark Tank: Do the math 03/29/2005 03:03 PM
It's the mid-1990s, and this database admin pilot fish is called into a design meeting for a new application. The project? Moving some data that's currently on tape to an online database in order to save money.

Shark Tank: Because the boss is always
right, that's why

Shark Tank: Because the boss is always
right, that's why 04/16/2004 11:37 PM
This pilot fish is setting up a new PC for the company president's secretary. And this time around, there's a change in procedure.

Shark Tank: Not What I Had in Mind

Shark Tank: Not What I Had in Mind 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
A bank's IT staff replaces some server disk drives, and just for fun, this IT manager pilot fish hands a tech a sledgehammer to make sure the data is destroyed. ...

Shark Tank: Wanna bet?

Shark Tank: Wanna bet? 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
This printing company's network has to keep running, and everything in the system is doubled up, so having both nodes down at the same time is pretty much impossible -- in theory.

Shark Tank: How the dinosaurs didn't die
out after all

Shark Tank: How the dinosaurs didn't die
out after all 12/19/2004 03:19 PM
This insurance company has been working for five years to rewrite its core systems, and now it's almost ready to be rolled out -- just as soon as it's tested.

Shark Tank: Safety first

Shark Tank: Safety first 04/09/2004 03:58 PM
This IT pilot fish's task is to answer a burning question: What, exactly, does the safety committee have against a printer located in this state agency's records department?

Shark Tank: The letter of the law

Shark Tank: The letter of the law 09/22/2004 11:21 PM
This pilot fish's server is upgraded, which means it's time to review all the processes related to disaster recovery -- and it turns out they're exactly what the corporate policy says.
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