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Miss Otis Regrets

Miss Otis Regrets 04/09/2004 03:58 PM

When you are young and stupid, you can be excused for a lot of things. One of the most popular articles on this site is 7 Reasons Why PHP is Better than ASP. The truth is that I cringe everytime i see someone linking to this in my referer logs.

I wrote this several years ago in my early enthusiasm for PHP. I now believe that neither PHP nor ASP are better. They are just choices. Some say to-may-to, others say to-mah-to.

Here's another weird article comparing PHP and ASP.NET. This time I didn't write it (luckily!) In the review, ASP.NET gets a "weak" for speed and efficiency. Huh? Where are the benchmarks? A careful reading also reveals that the author doesn't even understand how .NET works. And if IIS is a liability, so is Apache 2.0. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

tri: As i write this at home, American Idol is playing on TV on Star World. I'm definitely writing under the influence of Simon Crowell.




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