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The Statistician's Blues







The Statistician's Blues

The Statistician's Blues 04/09/2004 03:54 PM

...overheard today on a mailing list I'm subscribed to, in response to a question about a particular statistic:

Sixty-four percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe them, whether they're accurate statistics or not.

 -- Todd Snider, The Statistician's Blues [iTunes Link]

Too funny... I've seen that happen too much to know it's absolutely true...




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