Burglar Found Dangling From Ceiling (AP)

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Dangling Carrots

Dangling Carrots 10/28/2003 11:06 PM
Speculate away. (Those of you in the know may remain smugly silent. It won't be long now.)...

Dangling from Meat Hooks, for Fun
(Reuters)

Dangling from Meat Hooks, for Fun
(Reuters) 07/19/2004 09:33 AM
Reuters - Law enforcement officials in the Florida Keys are mystified by a bizarre new pastime -- young people dangling themselves from meat hooks on a popular sandbar.

Dangling Broadband From the Phone Stick

Dangling Broadband From the Phone Stick 03/19/2005 03:01 AM
Even as high-speed Internet service becomes one of the most quickly adopted technologies, there are few options for those trying to upgrade their dial-up connections.

Aruba brings Wi-Fi down from the ceiling

Aruba brings Wi-Fi down from the ceiling 08/31/2004 04:49 PM
Instead of installing a handful of wireless access points in an office ceiling, Aruba Wireless Networks' new Wi-Fi Grid system will offer a larger number of tiny "grid points" in floor-level network outlets as part of the main network infrastructure.

AirPort Express's Dangling Wires
(12-Jul-2004; 10.6K)

AirPort Express's Dangling Wires
(12-Jul-2004; 10.6K) 07/12/2004 08:47 PM

Picture of a guy duct-taped to the
ceiling

Picture of a guy duct-taped to the
ceiling 05/24/2004 04:00 PM
I know as much about this picture as you do. Link

5 Die in Paris Airport Ceiling Collapse
(AP)

5 Die in Paris Airport Ceiling Collapse
(AP) 05/23/2004 03:19 AM
AP - A ceiling collapsed over a waiting area at a new passenger terminal of Paris' Charles de Gaulle airport Sunday, killing at least five people and injuring three, officials said.

Fate of $25M e-voting system in
Miami-Dade dangling

Fate of $25M e-voting system in
Miami-Dade dangling 04/14/2005 07:50 PM
Technical glitches have led elections officials in Florida's Miami-Dade County, famous for the hanging-chad controversy in the disputed 2000 presidential election, to consider scrapping a $25 million investment in their electronic voting systems.

OPEC Agrees to Raise Oil Output Ceiling
(AP)

OPEC Agrees to Raise Oil Output Ceiling
(AP) 06/03/2004 08:32 PM
AP - OPEC agreed Thursday to raise its oil production ceiling by 2 million barrels a day next month and an additional 500,000 barrels a day in August if necessary in a bid to rein in uncomfortably high prices for crude. Oil prices fell for the second straight day from peaks reached earlier this week.

Veritas cluster roadmap raises the
ceiling

Veritas cluster roadmap raises the
ceiling 05/05/2004 03:24 PM
Veritas Vision 256 mixed nodes and beyond

Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling (to Turn on
the DVD Player)

Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling (to Turn on
the DVD Player) 06/30/2004 07:38 PM
Inexpensive sensors can turn a table, window or other surface into a tap-sensitive switch.

Ceiling fall hurts theatre-goers

Ceiling fall hurts theatre-goers 05/15/2004 06:56 PM
As many as 15 theatre-goers are injured as a ceiling partly collapses at the Theatre Royal in London's West End.

46 camel fucking subhumans with their
guts dangling from a pear tree

46 camel fucking subhumans with their
guts dangling from a pear tree 12/02/2003 01:54 AM
US Forces Kill 46 Iraqi Terrorists Attempting Ambush .. he settled for Ba'athist scum

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CNN.com - Meat hook dangling craze
mystifies police - Jul 18, 2004

CNN.com - Meat hook dangling craze
mystifies police - Jul 18, 2004 07/20/2004 04:55 AM
Meat hook skewering craze mystifies police .. "hanging out"

cnn.com/2004/US/South/07/18/odd.hooks.reut/index.html
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Dead Man's Dangling Legs Greet Couple
(Reuters)

Dead Man's Dangling Legs Greet Couple
(Reuters) 01/02/2004 10:45 AM
Reuters - A New Mexico couple returned home from a week-long vacation to find the legs of a dead man dangling from their ceiling, police said.

London Theater-Goers Injured in Ceiling
Collapse

London Theater-Goers Injured in Ceiling
Collapse 05/16/2004 12:41 AM
Reuters via Wired News May 16 2004 4:40AM GMT

clutched his month-old son in one arm
while dangling a chicken carcass in
front of a live crocodile

clutched his month-old son in one arm
while dangling a chicken carcass in
front of a live crocodile 01/03/2004 07:05 AM
Right hand chicken, left hand baby.... Right hand chicken, left hand baby .. 'Crocodile Hunter' takes baby to feed crocs

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"More U.S. women crack glass ceiling -
(United Press International)"

"More U.S. women crack glass ceiling -
(United Press International)" 12/24/2003 09:20 PM

More U.S. women crack glass ceiling -
(United Press International)

More U.S. women crack glass ceiling -
(United Press International) 12/24/2003 07:41 AM
Women pass men in management, white collar jobs .. More U.S. Women Crack Glass Ceiling .. this is the end of the complaints: .. notable milestone

washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20031222-091120-7505r.htm
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The new burglar mask

The new burglar mask 01/11/2004 10:05 AM

Haaretz describes a robbery by wi-fi.

Pedal police net burglar

Pedal police net burglar 07/26/2004 09:22 PM
Calcutta Telegraph Jul 27 2004 1:06AM GMT

Burglar with the Munchies (Reuters)

Burglar with the Munchies (Reuters) 08/12/2004 08:02 AM
Reuters - A hungry burglar more interested in food than glittering jewelry broke into nearly a dozen Seattle homes in the last week to gobble down vast quantities of food before being arrested, police said on Wednesday.

The Bluetooth Burglar Alarm

The Bluetooth Burglar Alarm 07/07/2004 09:04 PM
The Feature Jul 7 2004 11:46PM GMT

"Naked Man Chases Off Burglar"

"Naked Man Chases Off Burglar" 03/26/2005 12:17 AM

Burglar Caught While Using the Bathroom
(AP)

Burglar Caught While Using the Bathroom
(AP) 05/07/2004 10:34 AM
AP - Dewey Coulson's rude awakening came when he walked to the bathroom in the middle of the night, only to find an intruder using the facilities.

N.Y. Burglar Was No Monster in the
Closet (AP)

N.Y. Burglar Was No Monster in the
Closet (AP) 01/23/2004 02:22 PM
AP - It was a victory for sleepless kids everywhere.

Man Foils Would-Be Burglar by Sitting
(AP)

Man Foils Would-Be Burglar by Sitting
(AP) 09/16/2004 03:34 PM
AP - Rick Fisk took crime sitting down. Or at least he sat on a would-be thief until authorities arrived.

Skinny R.I. Burglar Strikes Again (AP)

Skinny R.I. Burglar Strikes Again (AP) 05/18/2004 11:59 AM
AP - The skinny burglar strikes again.

Burglar Delivers Himself to House in Box
(Reuters)

Burglar Delivers Himself to House in Box
(Reuters) 01/07/2004 03:05 PM
Reuters - A young Colombian thief hid in a parcel delivered to a wealthy home but his planned burglary went wrong when suspicious security guards called in bomb disposal experts, police said on Tuesday.

Hollywood: Norwegian hacker a burglar

Hollywood: Norwegian hacker a burglar 12/05/2003 09:01 AM
CNET Dec 5 2003 8:37AM ET

Burglar delivers himself to house in box
(Reuters)

Burglar delivers himself to house in box
(Reuters) 01/07/2004 03:06 PM
Reuters - A young Colombian thief hid in a parcel delivered to a wealthy home but his planned burglary went wrong when suspicious security guards called in bomb disposal experts, police say.

Second Time Unlucky for Burglar
(Reuters)

Second Time Unlucky for Burglar
(Reuters) 12/31/2003 10:49 AM
Reuters - A burglar who was wounded while breaking into a Chicago suburb home drove himself to the hospital in his intended victim's BMW, which he had likely stolen the night before, police said Tuesday.

Woman "beats off burglar with gnome"

Woman "beats off burglar with gnome" 04/15/2005 11:59 AM
Xeni Jardin: BB reader Meggie says:

Elderly British woman wards off a burglar by heaving one of those goddamn garden gnomes at him. It was a desperate move, but thank heavens she did not have to use more than one gnome on him. What a great story (not to mention headline syntax).

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Burglar Takes Items, but Then Cleans Up
(AP)

Burglar Takes Items, but Then Cleans Up
(AP) 04/01/2005 10:41 PM
AP - A woman's apartment was cleaned out, and cleaned up by a burglar, police said. According to police, the woman returned home Thursday after being away for a week and discovered her television, computer and other items missing. The burglar had also helped himself to food and booze.

Notorious Philly Cat Burglar Nabbed
Again

Notorious Philly Cat Burglar Nabbed
Again 01/17/2004 11:21 PM
Reuters via Wired News Jan 18 2004 2:39AM GMT

CNN.com - Woman beats off burglar with
gnome - Apr 15, 2005

CNN.com - Woman beats off burglar with
gnome - Apr 15, 2005 04/16/2005 02:13 AM
Woman beats off burglar with gnome

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Second time unlucky for Chicago burglar
(Reuters)

Second time unlucky for Chicago burglar
(Reuters) 12/30/2003 10:00 PM
Reuters - A burglar who was wounded while braking into a Chicago suburb home drove himself to the hospital in his intended victim's BMW that he had likely stolen the night before.

Ravenous burglar arrested in Seattle
(Reuters)

Ravenous burglar arrested in Seattle
(Reuters) 08/12/2004 12:54 AM
Reuters - A hungry burglar more interested in food than glittering jewellery broke into nearly a dozen Seattle homes in the last week to gobble down vast quantities of food before being arrested, police say.

Stout Swedish Burglar Gets Stuck in Vent
(AP)

Stout Swedish Burglar Gets Stuck in Vent
(AP) 07/22/2004 01:31 PM
AP - A stout man trying to burgle a Stockholm office was busted by police after he misjudged his measurements and got stuck in a ventilation shaft.
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