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When Search Engines Become Answer
Engines (Jakob Nielsen's Alertbox)

When Search Engines Become Answer
Engines (Jakob Nielsen's Alertbox) 08/18/2004 10:40 AM
When Search Engines Become Answer Engines .. Jacob Nielsen's Alertbox

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When Search Engines Become Answer
Engines

When Search Engines Become Answer
Engines 08/17/2004 01:20 PM
Source: useit.com - The website is becoming a less prominent locus of experience as people use search engines to bring up answers to their current questions. How can sites cope with masses of freeloaders?...

Ladies Against Women

Ladies Against Women 11/16/2003 05:10 PM
Ladies Against Women. I haven't heard much about these ladies lately, but I'm sure they're pleased as punch that the boys are gradually advancing their agenda. [LAW link via Crooked Timber.]

Painted ladies

Painted ladies 01/05/2005 11:56 AM
Can your employer require you to wear makeup and follow the dictates of an image consultant? Yes, according to a panel from the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. In Have They Ever Shared a Bathroom with a Woman? Workplace Fairness discusses the recent ruling and the historical background of bartender Darlene Jesperson's challenge to Harrah's "personal best" policy on the basis that it is discriminatory to female employees.

We've Come a Long Way, Ladies

We've Come a Long Way, Ladies 02/17/2004 01:15 PM
But women are still falling short financially, even when besting men.

"perfect ladies and gentlemen"

"perfect ladies and gentlemen" 06/15/2004 10:24 AM

This is my Viagra Amendment, ladies

This is my Viagra Amendment, ladies 04/13/2005 02:32 PM
"Now members. Let me firm up my position..." --from part of a speech in the Texas Legislature, by the unfortunately named Gene Seaman. Practice What You Preach will be airing this ad (with commentary) in Texas, trying to stop the proposed Anti-Gay-Marriage Amendment. (embedded WMP)
Practice What You Preach believes that the institution of marriage is under assault in Texas from the twin epidemics of divorce and domestic violence. We are not a gay-rights group. We are mainstream, straight Texans who want the legislative leadership to stop making cheap political points by ignoring real problems.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Beatle Bob!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Beatle Bob! 09/19/2004 07:14 PM
L adies and Gentlemen, Beatle Bob!
With today being the last day of the Austin City Limits Music Festival, I thought it might be a good time to shine the spotlight on rock and roll gadfly "Beatle" Bob Matonis, who, as per his habit, made the scene like sex machine, shaking his vintage-clad booty back stage (and on stage) at numerous sets this weekend. Though he's actually from St. Louis, Beatle Bob makes it to gigs all across the country, and seems particularly fond of South by Southwest, where his presence can pretty much guarantee you picked the right showcase to attend. Over the years, I've seen Beatle Bob on literally dozens of occasions. Have you had the chance to catch this oddball rock mascot in your town?

Ladies & Gentlemen! Brood X!

Ladies & Gentlemen! Brood X! 05/07/2004 12:02 PM
The Brood is Back. No, not that Brood< /a>. This brood.

...hey...ladies...check...out...my...cro
tch...

...hey...ladies...check...out...my...cro
tch... 04/05/2005 11:27 AM
Scrolling LED Belt Buckles. My mind runs away with me about what to use those 256 characters to say.

Ed from Barenaked Ladies S&L Experience

Ed from Barenaked Ladies S&L Experience 03/06/2004 01:59 AM

Ed just posted a horrible story (fun to read though) about last night's show and his experience with the Savings and Loan industry in Rochester... Gotta love BNL. Too bad the show next Wednesday in Austin is already sold out.

The Most Eligible Ladies Hangout

The Most Eligible Ladies Hangout 04/12/2004 08:52 PM
Sure, we've all seen bad web design, but sometimes one finds a site that's really worth a second look, and this is certainly one. It's not so much bad web design as a veritable county fair of bad web design, complete with a ring-toss (try to click that link!), a booth extolling the modern wonder of air conditioning, another exhibit about the wonderful world of the future, and, of course, misguided hero worship. But wait, there's more, including a visit from famous basketballer Michel Jordan. Really, one could spend hours and hours exploring the many nooks and crannies of The Retreat's website, and still not find all of the many, many gems that it contains. Don't forget to ask about the monogamous weddings!

N.J. Assembly OKs Ladies Nights at Bars
(AP)

N.J. Assembly OKs Ladies Nights at Bars
(AP) 06/18/2004 08:10 AM
AP - It's unanimous: Women deserve a cheap drink, at least in New Jersey bars and restaurants. Despite an administrative ruling that says the ladies' night at a Cherry Hill bar and restaurant violated state civil rights rules, Assembly members Thursday said there ought to be a law protecting the practice.

Iron Women, Foxy Ladies

Iron Women, Foxy Ladies 08/31/2004 01:25 PM
Iron Women, Foxy Ladies- A collection of propaganda posters depicting the ideal, but contradictory, roles for Chinese women in the nation. Even if you're not interested in the politics, the evolution of style and form in the artwork is fascinating to examine.

Winds of Change.NET: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, We Got Him"

Winds of Change.NET: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, We Got Him" 12/14/2003 02:51 PM
linksalicious goodness .. Joe Katzman's roundup .. Got the motherfucker .. Winds of Change

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"a crank’s progress CNN does RSS?
ladies and gentlem..."

"a crank’s progress CNN does RSS?
ladies and gentlem..." 01/06/2005 11:51 PM

Even blind old ladies terrify the cops

Even blind old ladies terrify the cops 04/27/2004 03:00 AM
Even blind old ladies terrify the cops in Oregon .. Read article .. Portland

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Ladies Night' Discount Axed in N.J. Bars
(AP)

Ladies Night' Discount Axed in N.J. Bars
(AP) 06/02/2004 08:08 PM
AP - The state's top civil rights official has ruled that taverns cannot offer discounts to women on "ladies nights," agreeing with a man who claimed such gender-based promotions discriminated against men.

Porn Site Axes References to First
Ladies

Porn Site Axes References to First
Ladies 06/30/2004 02:25 PM
AP via Los Angeles Times Jun 30 2004 6:36PM GMT

Porn Site Axes References to First
Ladies (AP)

Porn Site Axes References to First
Ladies (AP) 06/30/2004 12:43 PM
AP - The Whitehouse.com pornography Web site, which poked fun at its government namesake with parody sections about first ladies and interns, has been stripped of all political references.

Daredevil behavior holds no sway with
the ladies (Reuters)

Daredevil behavior holds no sway with
the ladies (Reuters) 04/14/2005 06:50 AM
Reuters - Daredevil men who believe they can attract women with their reckless behavior, should think again.

a crank€™s progress » CNN does
RSS? ladies and gentlemen, start your
newsreaders

a crank€™s progress » CNN does
RSS? ladies and gentlemen, start your
newsreaders 01/06/2005 02:39 PM
Paul Beard .. RSS feeds .. Crank

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Barenaked Ladies Meetup in Islamabad
draws men looking for naked chicks

Barenaked Ladies Meetup in Islamabad
draws men looking for naked chicks 08/11/2004 02:44 AM
There's a Barenaked Ladies Meetup where fans of the Toronto band can get together in cities around the world and discuss the Ladies' goofy brand of upbeat pop. The Toronto BNL Meetup has 10 members, but the Islamabad, Pakistan Meetup has 55! How is such a thing possible? Turns out they're not fans of the Barenaked Ladies, the band -- they're fans of bare, naked ladies, the concept:

alivo
hi there i am male 24 from isb, and love to have fun, feel free to contact me for some fun 00923008550948

kukucoo
I AM TO SEE AND FEEL HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU AS A WOMAN ARE.

LostAlone
well i m 23 male from islamabd looking for such meeting any body can contact me free 03005130953 i m 5 11 fair having big mustaches, haaa dont be afraid .. i m doin mba it ths itt

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Search Engines: A Mixed Bag: A Review of
Some New Search Engines

Search Engines: A Mixed Bag: A Review of
Some New Search Engines 08/04/2004 06:17 AM
Search Engines: A Mixed Bag: A Review of Some New Search Engines by Phil Bradley
http://www.ari adne.ac.uk/issue40/search-engines/

People are of course aware that Google isn't the only search engine out there, by any manner or means, and although many people regard it as the biggest and the best, this certainly isn't the case for those organisations who decide that they want a share of the search engine market. Phil Bradley looks at some of the new search engines that have appeared, and will see how many of them make the grade. Reviewed are:

Euroclips: The Definitive European Directory

YouSearched: The Accessible Web Search

Ujiko

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"Ladies Village Improvement Society -
Crazy Train or Emotional Subway Attack"

"Ladies Village Improvement Society -
Crazy Train or Emotional Subway Attack" 09/19/2004 09:35 AM

Ladies Village Improvement Society -
Crazy Train or Emotional Subway Attack

Ladies Village Improvement Society -
Crazy Train or Emotional Subway Attack 09/19/2004 02:26 AM
Crazy Train or Emotional Subway Attack .. SHOW TUNES 1, FUNDAMENTALISTS 0 .. have showtunes

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I touch myself.......

I touch myself....... 06/14/2004 02:34 PM
Dear Cheyenne, Here is your horoscope for Monday, June 14: You're in the mood for some serious touching -- and...

touch each other too much

touch each other too much 07/09/2004 09:53 AM
a metrosexual sort of way .. grossgrossgross .. Drudge

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Wardriving: you can look, but don't
touch

Wardriving: you can look, but don't
touch 09/12/2004 08:12 PM
ZDNet Sep 13 2004 0:30AM GMT

Whatever you do, don't touch anything,
especially the walls! (again)

Whatever you do, don't touch anything,
especially the walls! (again) 11/16/2003 02:54 PM
Whatever you do, don't touch anything, especially the walls! (again) [note: flash]

Don't Touch My Internet!

Don't Touch My Internet! 09/22/2004 08:59 PM
TechWeb Sep 22 2004 11:59PM GMT

The golden touch

The golden touch 05/18/2004 02:50 PM

Do Not Touch That Mouse

Do Not Touch That Mouse 12/30/2004 04:39 PM
We've all seen examples of how various companies are attaching more and more ridiculous "warnings" to products thanks to ever-present product liability suits because someone didn't realize things like that they shouldn't submerge their toaster in the bathtub they were in at the time. While many of these are simply funny examples of "who would ever actually do that?" some new laws are creating some absolutely bizarre warning labels. Take, for example, warning labels that are showing up on certain computer mice in the state of California. Thanks to regulations, some mice have warnings saying you should wash your hands after handling them. The warning is specifically referring to the cord, and the fact that it has a tiny bit of lead in it, but as the article points out, unless the cord is broken up, you'd probably have to eat a fair amount of your mouse cord before you'd have a problem from lead poisoning. Still, apparently, some users are returning the mice, fearing for their safety.

Other News: Zen Touch

Other News: Zen Touch 06/07/2004 10:25 AM
Creative Labs takes some cues from the iPod, while tripling battery life and boosting storage to 20GB in its new, $270 iPod competitor for Windows.

Getting in touch with your inner jackass

Getting in touch with your inner jackass 12/19/2004 03:30 PM

Before I had kids, I never got really angry. I did't yell and I didn't get into knock down, drag out arguments with anybody. But, as every parent knows, kids can make you crazy and kids can make you angry. I've got good control over my temper and I think I'm a pretty mild mannered guy, but with three young sons, I've got plenty of opportunities to yell, and to say things I never thought I would ever, ever say. I get angry now (and, of course, that is not entirely bad).

I've got a theory about why kids can make parents so angry. They don't realize it, but kids emulate their parent's verbal and physical mannerisms all the time. As you watch your child you can see bits and pieces of your own personality. They pick up on the little phrases that you repeat. They repeat them too. When your kid starts to fuss or throw a tantrum or otherwise behave like a jackass, he does it in a way that reminds you of yourself, your mannerisms, and your personality. You see your own inner jackass reflected in the actions of your child. Your kid learned how to be a jackass directly from you, it shows, and boy oh boy does that piss you off.

I've only raised kids up to the age of seven, so I don't know the full range of anger that a child can induce yet, but I think I'm onto something here.

Getting in Touch with XML Contacts

Getting in Touch with XML Contacts 04/09/2004 04:09 PM
In March's XML Q&A column John E. Simpson describes some of the options for working with personal contact information in XML.

Don't touch that plant!

Don't touch that plant! 09/22/2004 10:44 PM
Opium Made Easy: One gardener's encounter with the war on drugs.

Oh, you touch my tralala!

Oh, you touch my tralala! 05/28/2004 10:52 AM
This is something. Else. I don't think I'll need any other music for the entire summer. It has been playing on repeat for about an hour now, and "I'm looking for some fun/deep in the night"...

It makes me wonder though whether I should grow a moustache and a mullet? I'll need to do some barberblogging next week anyway ;-)

(Via SchizoBl og, the guaranteed source for good music.)

The Finishing Touch

The Finishing Touch 05/24/2004 12:09 AM
10 low-cost product add-ons that can improve employee productivity. By Patrick Marshall and Michelle Speir, Federal Computer Week (via MyAppleMenu)
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