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If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.







If the thought of something makes me
giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am
to assume that I am not allowed to do
it.

If the thought of something makes me
giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am
to assume that I am not allowed to do
it.
02/17/2004 08:47 AM

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army including:
* Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
* Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
* Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films'




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