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Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Bag 02/12/2004 11:26 AM

There's no better party favor than a free-range breast implant, according to Pessimistic.Com. Especially for men: "One by one they explored the unknown territory of breast ownership, previously inhabited only by women." (02-12)




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Happy 02/01/2005 09:44 PM
It’s like this: you get a slightly-scary physical symptom and you go and tell your doctor and she frowns and says “well, we better run some tests and make a date with a specialist”, and you go to the specialist and he works you over and looks at the tests and says “yeah, that’s a weird one, it happens sometimes, we don’t know why, it might happen again, it won’t hurt you, don’t worry about it.”

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Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? 02/01/2005 10:10 PM

Lorcan Dempsey posted some astounding numbers to his blog yesterday. Emphasis below is mine. Prepare to be amazed.

WorldCat in Your Pocket

“WorldCat is our union catalogue of about 56 million bibliographic records, which represent approximately a billion holdings. It is about 50 gigabytes in MARC Communications (100+ gigabytes in XML) format and about 23 gigabytes compressed.

OCLC Research recently acquired a 24-node (48-cpu) Beowulf cluster with 96 Gigabytes of memory. According to my colleague Thom Hickey, whose team has been working on the machine, the cluster speeds up most bibliographic processing by about a factor of 30. This means that what might have taken a minute now takes two seconds, what might have taken an hour takes two minutes, what might have taken a month takes a day. For jobs that will fit entirely in memory (e.g. a `grep' of WorldCat) avoiding disk i/o gives another factor of about 20, reducing 1-hour jobs down to 6 seconds. We can 'frbrize< /a>' WorldCat on the cluster in about an hour.

WorldCat is also now more mobile. Thom has a 40 gig iPod which can accommodate WorldCat on its disk with room left for 5,000 song tracks. Now, you can't do much with the data on the iPod, but you can certainly carry it around. Again, it takes about an hour to get it on and off the iPod.” [Lorcan Dempsey’s Weblog, via It&rs quo;s All Good]

They’re all amazing numbers, but think about that iPod statement for a moment. What does it mean when a patron can carry around the whole, freaking WorldCat database? We’re not that far off from the introduction of the personal, mobile server in your pocket.


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Mailsmith Happy


Mailsmith Happy 02/10/2004 02:45 AM

I finally did it. I broke down and bought Mailsmith.

I used Mailsmith 1.0 and 1.5 when OS X was first released, because Apple's Mail.app was utterly horrible, and I received a free NFR copy because I was working for a small Macintosh news site at the time... and Bare Bones saw fit to give us a copy for review... so I reviewed it and fell in love (the review was never published).

But then, Apple's Mail got better with Jaguar, and even better with Panther, but this past week something in Mail broke. I don't know why or what and can't really explain the problems I'm having with Mail other than to say that after reading and deleting 4-5 emails, Mail.app crashes for no apparent reason. Happens every time I fire it up. And the Junk-mail filters just quit working, so now, I'm getting 100+ junk mails in my in-box... perhaps MyDoom is to blame for Mail.app crapping out on me...

So, I figured I'd switch back over to Mailsmith until I could figure out the problem with Mail.app. Within 5 minutes of using Mailsmith 1.5, I was in love again (and yes, I love BBEdit, and I think that's what drives my fascination with Mailsmith). So, I zipped over to Bare Bones.com to buy the latest version of Mailsmith, and guess what? It comes free with SpamSieve from Michael Tsai, too. Woohoo!

And now, I'm Mailsmith happy again, and not getting any more spam, and loving it. I guess the coolest part is that Mailsmith 2.x picked up all of my old 1.5 settings and preferences, and imported all of my email from Mail.app with no problems... And now I don't have to read HTML email anymore either. What a bonus.

Thanks Bare Bones.

And no, folks, I don't think $99 is too much to pay for a mail client, espectially when you work 'in your email client' as much as I do.

Further Reading: You Have New Mail [from daringfireball.net] and True Confessions of a Mailsmith Switcher [from Tidbits]


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