Actress's breasts cut in chainsaw accident (Reuters)

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Man Kills Wife in Chainsaw Accident
(Reuters)

Man Kills Wife in Chainsaw Accident
(Reuters) 08/04/2004 10:05 AM
Reuters - A British man was being treated for shock on Wednesday after he fell from a ladder while pruning trees, accidentally killing his wife with his chainsaw, police said.

Woman killed in chainsaw accident

Woman killed in chainsaw accident 08/04/2004 04:25 AM
A woman in her 50s dies when her husband falls onto her while using an electric chainsaw.

Greenpeace gives Golden Chainsaw to
Brazil Tycoon (Reuters)

Greenpeace gives Golden Chainsaw to
Brazil Tycoon (Reuters) 06/22/2005 02:18 AM
Reuters - Brazilian agriculture tycoon Blairo Maggi, the world's largest soy producer, has been voted winner of environmental group Greenpeace's first Golden Chainsaw award for contributing to Amazon destruction.

Brownie leader: "Breasts are not
criminal" (Reuters)

Brownie leader: "Breasts are not
criminal" (Reuters) 03/08/2004 11:25 PM
Reuters - A demonstration billed as a topless march to protest anti-nudity laws has drawn in thousands of curious spectators but only a handful of marchers.

Bigger breasts offered to U.S. soldiers
(Reuters)

Bigger breasts offered to U.S. soldiers
(Reuters) 07/21/2004 11:13 PM
Reuters - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be", but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

Transatlantic Allies Poles Apart Over
Breasts (Reuters)

Transatlantic Allies Poles Apart Over
Breasts (Reuters) 02/10/2004 02:56 AM
Reuters - Britain and the United States stand shoulder to shoulder in war and peace -- but when it comes to breasts on television, the two cultures are poles apart.

Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army
(Reuters)

Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army
(Reuters) 07/22/2004 09:31 AM
Reuters - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

Super Bowl party kicks off with wings
and breasts (Reuters)

Super Bowl party kicks off with wings
and breasts (Reuters) 02/05/2005 09:23 PM
Reuters - Bared breasts, binge-eating and boozing, but no vomiting please -- it's Super Bowl weekend in Philadelphia and the party starts with an eating contest that draws more than 20,000 rowdy sports fans.

Former MI5 chief says Diana death "an
accident" (Reuters)

Former MI5 chief says Diana death "an
accident" (Reuters) 06/11/2004 09:58 AM
Reuters - The 1997 Paris car crash that killed Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Fayed was an accident and not murder, the former head of domestic spy agency MI5 says.

Three Arrested After Deadly Turk Train
Accident (Reuters)

Three Arrested After Deadly Turk Train
Accident (Reuters) 07/24/2004 02:54 PM
Reuters - The crew chief and two others were arrested by a Turkish court after a high-speed train crash that killed 36 people and injured 81, CNN Turk television reported Saturday.

Toddler model sues after playground
accident (Reuters)

Toddler model sues after playground
accident (Reuters) 12/29/2003 11:36 PM
Reuters - The mother of a 2-year-old boy who hurt himself in a playground in Stamford, Connecticut, is suing the city for income she says the toddler is losing because the injury prevents him working as a model, a local newspaper has reported.

Japan Nuke Accident Highlights Laxity,
Aging Plants (Reuters)

Japan Nuke Accident Highlights Laxity,
Aging Plants (Reuters) 08/10/2004 07:11 AM
Reuters - An accident at a Japanese nuclear plant that killed four workers occurred in an area that was to be inspected this week for the first time in 28 years, and months after a warning of potential problems, the plant's operator said on Tuesday.

Finnish chainsaw politics

Finnish chainsaw politics 04/19/2005 04:27 AM
I have to say that any sort of compassion I felt towards the Metsähallitus folks is rapidly waning after seeing the infantile scare tactics they've been using with Greenpeace. Look at these videos and pictures (in English)! Revving chainsaws in the middle of the night, keeping people awake with sirens, hanging nooses from the trees, burning crosses... Sheesh!

The issue is complicated, as always, but Metsähallitus is really trying to make it simple: you can either scorn or hate them for being such jerks and allowing such idiotic things to happen - in their name, by their employees, nonetheless. One would imagine that grown people would have enough sense to sit down and negotiate, but this? It also casts a bad light on the Center Party, currently holding the seat of the Minister of Agriculture and Forestry.

Things like these tend to develop into a public relations fight. Greenpeace has been talking to buyers of Finnish paper, and quite a few authors and paper companies have already started to question the ethics of logging.

Metsähallitus is definitely not doing a good job on the PR front.

(Disclaimer: I support Greenpeace financially, though I am not a member. I also own some forest, so I support forestry. I don't think these are irreconcilably at odds, though...)

Those Aren't Her Breasts

Those Aren't Her Breasts 12/04/2003 05:57 PM
techtv Dec 4 2003 4:38PM ET

Jenna Jameson, Janet Jackson, and The
Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

Jenna Jameson, Janet Jackson, and The
Jesus Chainsaw Massacre 04/15/2004 01:10 PM
The box office receipts in the US are in for the Easter weekend in the US, and The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, in theatres for 7 weeks, has climbed back into the number one spot. At the same time, US Attorney General John Ashcroft has quietly begun an initiative to tackle a pernicious problem according to the religious right in the US: pornography. My question for the religious right is simple: how is it possible to embrace a movie so overwhelmingly violent in content, even encouraging parents to take their children to see it and ignore the R rating?: "The violence is necessary to understand the sacrifice Jesus made," First Family pastor Jerry Johnston says. His Baptist church has rented out a half-dozen theaters in Kansas City, Kan., and has reserved auditoriums Friday night for children 11 and older. Johnston concedes they'll be disturbed by the violence. "I hope they're disturbed enough to make their peace with Jesus." While at the same time, why does the religious right find depictions of plain vanilla sexual intercourse so immoral that it must require legal intervention to prevent people they don't even know from seeing it? What is the root of this strange dichotomy among the overly religious: sex very bad, violence no problem.

Death and Breasts

Death and Breasts 01/27/2004 01:47 PM
When I die, I want something from the the Cofani Funebri 2004 Calendar. I mean: look at the handles on that one. Also, note the tasteful September 11 motif. Marvellous country, this....

Obviously, the breasts are perfectly
entertaining as well

Obviously, the breasts are perfectly
entertaining as well 06/03/2004 03:21 PM
I have become cliché, hear me roar. After yesterday's post about British magazines and the pointing to the article that advised of the presence of a Gore Vidal piece on God's place in American constitutional law, I became the punchline...

Woman Allegedly Exposes Breasts on Stage
(AP)

Woman Allegedly Exposes Breasts on Stage
(AP) 04/30/2004 05:42 PM
AP - A woman has been charged with trespassing after allegedly exposing her breasts at a North Idaho College student concert.

Woman's breasts swell online charity
coffers

Woman's breasts swell online charity
coffers 01/28/2004 11:25 AM
Topless Somerset lass raises £1,000

CNN.com - Report: Bigger breasts offered
as perk to soldiers - Jul 21, 2004

CNN.com - Report: Bigger breasts offered
as perk to soldiers - Jul 21, 2004 07/22/2004 05:01 PM
CNN.com - Report: Bigger breasts offered as perk to soldiers - Jul 21, 2004 .. but the real lure is the free breast enhancements .. Uniformed soldiers get free breast implants? .. "Stick out that chest, soldier!"

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Two die in road accident

Two die in road accident 05/22/2004 11:19 AM
Two young men from County Tyrone die in an overnight road accident in County Donegal.

The accident of geography

The accident of geography 03/08/2004 11:27 PM

When I was in kindergarten, my family lived in New Delhi. It was a magical year in which I made permanent memories of the sights, sounds, and smells of India. A decade ago I returned to India for a tour of its software industrial parks. That visit changed me in another way. I met programmers and tech journalists who were my equal or better in every way, but whom you'll likely never hear of unless they're profiled in an article such as this week's cover story. Their faces and their voices became permanent memories, too. For me, the offshoring debate isn't abstract. I know that it turns on a mere accident of geography. [Full story at InfoWorld.com]

This week's column is more about China than India. I interviewed MAPICS CEO Dick Cook, who's been on trade missions to China, knows the situation better than anyone I've met, and has thought deeply about how the US can and should deal with it. ...

I lost my leg in an accident

I lost my leg in an accident 06/22/2005 02:04 AM
I'm pretty. I'm 23. I'm in a wheelchair. Now what?

Three boys die in car accident

Three boys die in car accident 06/26/2004 04:36 AM
Three teenagers are killed in a car crash in West Yorkshire after their vehicle hits a tree and a wall.

Investigation into park accident

Investigation into park accident 04/14/2004 03:44 AM
A child and a woman remain in hospital after an accident at a County Durham theme park which injured 12 people.

"a secondary cause of the accident was
PowerPoint"

"a secondary cause of the accident was
PowerPoint" 12/16/2003 08:48 PM

Man dies after road accident row

Man dies after road accident row 05/02/2004 03:01 AM
A man is being questioned by police over a fatal attack following a road accident in Sussex.

Workers die in factory accident

Workers die in factory accident 06/14/2004 11:44 AM
Two men die at an industrial unit in Hereford after falling into an inspection tank.

What Was Your Worst Computer Accident?

What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? 07/04/2004 03:16 PM

Boy killed in motorcycle accident

Boy killed in motorcycle accident 04/14/2005 03:54 PM
A 12-year-old boy dies after his mini-motorcycle collides with a four-wheel drive vehicle in County Fermanagh.

Three dead, one hurt in accident

Three dead, one hurt in accident 09/11/2004 09:04 AM
Police say three people have been killed and one seriously injured in an early morning crash in Fife.

Woman killed in accident

Woman killed in accident 09/27/2004 03:12 AM
A woman pedestrian is killed and a man is seriously injured in a road accident in County Londonderry.

Accident waiting to happen.

Accident waiting to happen. 12/26/2003 12:36 PM
Laptop Steering Wheel Mount - Mount your laptop on your car's steering wheel? - Accident waiting to happen... Sure you are supposed to use it while parked but we all see idiots in traffic doing everything from applying make-up to reading the newspaper. Doesn't anybody just drive their car anymore?

Man Survives Fourth Serious Accident
(AP)

Man Survives Fourth Serious Accident
(AP) 08/05/2004 09:35 PM
AP - A 73-year-old man cheated death for the fourth time Thursday when he survived a collision between his pickup truck and a coal train.

Serious accident at theme park

Serious accident at theme park 04/15/2004 11:35 AM
A teenage girl is airlifted to hospital after a serious accident on a Pembrokeshire theme park rollercoaster.

Couple die in road accident

Couple die in road accident 05/24/2004 01:45 AM
A man and a woman are killed and two young children injured in a road accident in County Antrim.

Three killed in road accident

Three killed in road accident 02/15/2004 09:18 AM
Two children and an adult are killed in a road accident in Glenrothes, Fife.

Two killed in road accident

Two killed in road accident 07/04/2004 07:24 AM
A man and a woman from Northern Ireland are killed in a road accident in County Donegal.

Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident (AP)

Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident (AP) 01/26/2004 08:43 PM
AP - A Linn County jury has cleared a cow and the cow's owner in a car wreck, saying it was a case of mistaken identity.
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