Bush may name Giuliani as his running mate in '04, add two extra middle initials, "T." and "C.", to his name

Grok Headline matches for Bush may name Giuliani as his running mate in '04, add two extra middle initials, "T." and "C.", to his name

Who's Kerry's Best Running Mate?

Who's Kerry's Best Running Mate? 04/13/2004 06:28 PM

The Washington Post's Veep-O-Matic 2004 helps you "learn more about the contenders who best match the criteria you choose."

Change in GOP Running Mate Seems
Unlikely (AP)

Change in GOP Running Mate Seems
Unlikely (AP) 02/17/2004 09:10 PM
AP - Dick Cheney is only six years older than President Bush, but his long government resume and graying presence helped offset the Texas governor's lack of seasoning and foreign policy experience in 2000.

Kerry Dodges Questions About Running
Mate (AP)

Kerry Dodges Questions About Running
Mate (AP) 07/04/2004 10:06 PM
AP - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry celebrated Sunday's Fourth of July holiday with Gov. Tom Vilsack, one of the men who could become his vice presidential running mate. Neither said a word about the prospect.

Kerry Running Mate Search Still
Secretive (AP)

Kerry Running Mate Search Still
Secretive (AP) 06/19/2004 11:54 AM
AP - When John Kerry asked longtime Democratic operative Jim Johnson to lead his vice presidential search team, the marching orders were clear. Consult with Republicans and Democrats. Get to know each candidates' views on major policies, including President Bush's positions. Scrub their public records. And keep it quiet.

Kerry to Announce Running Mate in E-Mail

Kerry to Announce Running Mate in E-Mail 07/03/2004 12:45 AM
AP via Los Angeles Times Jul 3 2004 5:03AM GMT

Kerry to Announce Running Mate in E-Mail
(AP)

Kerry to Announce Running Mate in E-Mail
(AP) 07/02/2004 10:41 PM
AP - Democrat John Kerry plans to announce his vice presidential running mate in an e-mail to the 1 million subscribers to his campaign Web site.

Clark Says Dean Sought Him as Running
Mate

Clark Says Dean Sought Him as Running
Mate 12/21/2003 01:07 PM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 21 2003 12:35PM ET

Kerry intensifies search for running
mate

Kerry intensifies search for running
mate 06/17/2004 02:37 PM

Running Mate Rumors Fly (Los Angeles
Times)

Running Mate Rumors Fly (Los Angeles
Times) 04/28/2004 07:17 AM
Los Angeles Times - Last week, the word swept through Washington: During a fire drill, Sen. Evan Bayh was seen leaving his office building alongside Jim Johnson, the man charged with helping Sen. John F. Kerry pick his running mate.

Inscrutable Kerry Stays Mum on Running
Mate

Inscrutable Kerry Stays Mum on Running
Mate 07/04/2004 05:22 PM
Reuters via Wired News Jul 4 2004 7:39PM GMT

Kerry Serves Up Barbecue, Not Running
Mate

Kerry Serves Up Barbecue, Not Running
Mate 07/05/2004 07:08 PM
Reuters via Wired News Jul 5 2004 10:33PM GMT

Nader picks Green running mate

Nader picks Green running mate 06/22/2004 12:37 PM
Independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader picks Green Party activist Peter Camejo as his running mate.

Nader advises Kerry on running mate

Nader advises Kerry on running mate 05/23/2004 09:19 PM

Kerry Taps Edwards for Running Mate
(washingtonpost.com)

Kerry Taps Edwards for Running Mate
(washingtonpost.com) 07/06/2004 08:07 PM

Inscrutable Kerry Stays Mum on Running
Mate (Reuters)

Inscrutable Kerry Stays Mum on Running
Mate (Reuters) 07/04/2004 03:25 PM
Reuters - Democratic White House hopeful John Kerry raised the volume of vice-presidential chatter on Sunday by celebrating the Fourth of July with Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack, a potential running mate.

CNN.com - Kerry names Edwards his
running mate - Jul 6, 2004

CNN.com - Kerry names Edwards his
running mate - Jul 6, 2004 07/06/2004 02:58 PM

John Kerry to Announce Running Mate on
the Internet

John Kerry to Announce Running Mate on
the Internet 07/03/2004 06:36 PM
Red Nova Jul 3 2004 10:41PM GMT

CNN.com - Kerry names Edwards his
running mate - Jul 6, 2004

CNN.com - Kerry names Edwards his
running mate - Jul 6, 2004 07/07/2004 11:19 AM
CNN.com - Kerry names Edwards his running mate - Jul 6, 2004 .. an announcement a few minutes ago .. has chosen John Edwards .. really picked .. believed

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Kerry Picks Edwards as Running Mate
(washingtonpost.com)

Kerry Picks Edwards as Running Mate
(washingtonpost.com) 07/06/2004 11:49 PM
washingtonpost.com - PITTSBURGH, July 6 -- John F. Kerry tapped freshman Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina as his running mate on Tuesday, calling his one-time rival for the Democratic nomination a politician of passion, middle-class values and clear conviction who can help the party "bring back our mighty dream" of a better America by ousting President Bush.

N.Y. Post Picks Wrong Kerry Running Mate
(AP)

N.Y. Post Picks Wrong Kerry Running Mate
(AP) 07/06/2004 11:53 AM
AP - Dewey defeats ... Gephardt? The New York Post, in a front-page gaffe reminiscent of the 1948 headline wrongly announcing President Truman's defeat, proclaimed Tuesday that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry would select Rep. Dick Gephardt as his running mate.

Kerry may announce running mate Tuesday
(USATODAY.com)

Kerry may announce running mate Tuesday
(USATODAY.com) 07/06/2004 06:50 AM
USATODAY.com - John Kerry continued to be coy about his choice of a running mate Monday amid indications the announcement could come as soon as today.

Kerry Serves Up Barbecue, Not Running
Mate (Reuters)

Kerry Serves Up Barbecue, Not Running
Mate (Reuters) 07/05/2004 05:48 PM
Reuters - White House hopeful John Kerry treated fellow Democrats to an elegant barbecue at his wife's $3.7 million family farm on Monday, but many of them would have settled for the name of his vice presidential running mate.

Nader taps Green activist as running
mate

Nader taps Green activist as running
mate 06/21/2004 02:20 PM

Extra, extra: Bush supports sending jobs
abroad

Extra, extra: Bush supports sending jobs
abroad 02/10/2004 01:20 PM

Nader Selects Camejo as His Running Mate
(Los Angeles Times)

Nader Selects Camejo as His Running Mate
(Los Angeles Times) 06/22/2004 07:21 AM
Los Angeles Times - WASHINGTON — Independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader named Green Party activist Peter Camejo as his vice presidential running mate Monday, adding to his ticket a two-time contender for governor in California who once ran for president as a Socialist.

Kerry May Announce Running Mate at
Tuesday Rally (Reuters)

Kerry May Announce Running Mate at
Tuesday Rally (Reuters) 07/05/2004 11:54 PM
Reuters - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry closed in on the choice of a running mate and prepared for an announcement that could come during a Tuesday morning rally in Pittsburgh.

Kerry Names Ex-Rival Edwards as Running
Mate (Reuters)

Kerry Names Ex-Rival Edwards as Running
Mate (Reuters) 07/06/2004 11:49 PM
Reuters - Democratic White House hopeful John Kerry on Tuesday chose former political rival North Carolina Sen. John Edwards, a man with "guts and determination and political skills," as his vice presidential running mate.

McCain, Giuliani to Hail Bush on
Security (AP)

McCain, Giuliani to Hail Bush on
Security (AP) 08/29/2004 06:07 PM
AP - Sen. John McCain and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, two of the Republican Party's most popular politicians, open President Bush's nominating convention by calling him a leader unafraid of making unpopular choices to protect a nation scarred by the Sept. 11 attacks.

McCain, Giuliani Trumpet Bush Leadership
(AP)

McCain, Giuliani Trumpet Bush Leadership
(AP) 08/30/2004 10:37 PM
AP - Republicans belittled Democratic Sen. John Kerry as a shift-in-the-wind campaigner unworthy of the White House on Monday, opening their national convention four miles from Ground Zero of America's worst terrorist attack. "We need George Bush more than ever," said former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

Giuliani, McCain build case for Bush
(USATODAY.com)

Giuliani, McCain build case for Bush
(USATODAY.com) 08/31/2004 06:04 AM
USATODAY.com - Republicans built a case Monday for President Bush's re-election as a wartime leader of strength and decisiveness as they opened their national nominating convention with a flag-waving, patriotic recollection of the terrorism attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Leveraging Sept. 11, Giuliani Raises
Forceful Voice for Bush

Leveraging Sept. 11, Giuliani Raises
Forceful Voice for Bush 08/12/2004 12:50 AM
Rudolph W. Giuliani has emerged as a central player in the Bush re-election effort, attacking Senator John Kerry.

Bush to remake Middle East

Bush to remake Middle East 03/21/2003 11:26 AM
WSJ says war in Iraq really first step in grand scheme to remake the Middle East. Rumsfeld and Fleischer can still be seen on TV news implying "we just want them to disarm". More on What Makes W. Tick from The Atlantic.

Kerry: Bush Not Helping Middle Class
(AP)

Kerry: Bush Not Helping Middle Class
(AP) 06/15/2004 03:51 AM
AP - Democrat John Kerry, trying to blunt recent good news about job creation, says President Bush has not done enough to help the middle class.

Bush Says Iraq Should Be Example for
Rest of Middle East

Bush Says Iraq Should Be Example for
Rest of Middle East 06/29/2004 12:23 PM
The president wrapped up a NATO summit by urging the Middle East to "recognize the direction of the events of the day."

Bush Plunges Into Middle East Politics
This Week

Bush Plunges Into Middle East Politics
This Week 04/12/2004 12:58 AM
Reuters via Wired News Apr 12 2004 4:35AM GMT

Bush Plunges Into Middle East Politics
This Week (Reuters)

Bush Plunges Into Middle East Politics
This Week (Reuters) 04/11/2004 11:42 PM
Reuters - The Middle East, overshadowed by violence in Iraq, receives renewed attention this week as President Bush launches a new round of diplomacy to lay the groundwork for Israel's withdrawal of settlements from the Gaza Strip.

Create extra-fast or extra-slow clips in
iMovie

Create extra-fast or extra-slow clips in
iMovie 07/26/2004 12:27 PM
If you need to apply an "extra-fast" or "extra-slow" setting to an iMovie clip, here's how you can go beyond the standard iMovie limit: Select the clip to modify. Speed up or slow down in timeline as us...

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports |
Bush opens new rift over Middle East
plan

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports |
Bush opens new rift over Middle East
plan 06/10/2004 08:19 AM
Guardian Unlimited Special reports Bush opens new rift over Middle East plan .. BUSH: OUR MIDDLE EAST MISSION HAS JUST BEGUN .. from the Guardian (UK) .. indifference

guardian.co.uk/israel/Story/0,2763,1235377,00.html
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State Department report doubts
Bush’s democratic domino theory in
Middle East

State Department report doubts
Bush’s democratic domino theory in
Middle East 03/15/2003 07:13 AM
Iraq, the Middle East and Change: No Dominoes .. foster the spread of democracy

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Grok Description matches for Bush may name Giuliani as his running mate in '04, add two extra middle initials, "T." and "C.", to his name
GrokA matches for Bush may name Giuliani as his running mate in '04, add two extra middle initials, "T." and "C.", to his name

Big penis on the table (or not)

Big penis on the table (or not) 08/11/2004 12:08 PM
This vintage medical model of a human penis is up for auction on eBay right now. Manufactured by Carolina Biological Supply Company (still a wonderful company), circa 1950s, the model is 22.5" long and 15" tall. Starting bid at just $275. Link (Thanks, Michael-Anne!)

UPDATE: If you thought that penis head was a bit pointy and odd looking, you were onto something. Dr. Matthew Vaughn says: "Unfortunately, the 'male penis' model is actually a model of the ro ot tip of a modern vascular plant. Now given the Australian slang for a quick romp between the sheets (a root), BoingBoing's posting isn't ALL that far from the mark, but it is, nevertheless, factually incorrect."

Penis-Unicorns

Penis-Unicorns 09/16/2004 08:48 PM
Jeff's Magical World of Penis-Unicorns [warning: background midi (and unicorns with penises on their heads)]

YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS!

YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS! 01/06/2005 02:45 PM
Goldie Lookin' Chain Not useful to Brits or American hipsters, but most of us might remain ignorant of this fantastic act. The GLC are a hiphop collective from Newport, Wales. Playing up their welsh ethnicity and offering selections like Your Mother's Got A Penis, they're definitely a novelty act. But they use great beats and hilarious themes, and most reviews have been positive. The Guardian, citing the anti-chav parody nature of the act, pans them partially for being classist.

But I find it hard to dislike a group that can release a single about a cyborg sent on a mission the corner store to buy ten cigarettes. Some of the material is NSFW. Some videos are available at the main link.

"Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale
Penis"

"Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale
Penis" 04/12/2004 03:42 AM

Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale Penis

Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale Penis 04/10/2004 08:47 AM
Amazing photo of a male whale's reproductive organ .. Hinterlands.cc ->Whale dick .. o pênis de uma baleia .. Todd's new job .. Viagra needed? .. Holy crap .. that

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Is your penis too small? (Reuters)

Is your penis too small? (Reuters) 01/18/2004 10:24 PM
Reuters - For many American office workers, the day begins with deleting spam. These days, a lot of electronic junk mail hits below the belt by seeking to profit from many men's deepest fear -- that their penises are too small.

Penis-englargement bl0g

Penis-englargement bl0g 05/22/2004 02:38 AM
This guy wanted to see if penis enlargement pills worked, so he ordered some. Personal account augmented by a chart showing the size of his unit over time, in millimetres! Link (via EvHead)

Ananova - Penis explodes during sex

Ananova - Penis explodes during sex 04/16/2004 07:45 AM
Maur bara ekki or vi a lesa svona .. Ananova - Penis explodes during sex .. This is every guys nightmare .. Ananova [Inglês] .. X_X omg how hurty! .. Kaboooom! .. ontplofte .. Ananova .. explos .. penis

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Penis fabricated on forearm

Penis fabricated on forearm 04/11/2005 11:26 AM
David Pescovitz: A Moscow man with a micropenis (shorter than 7 centimeters erect) was aided by plastic surgeons who removed his tiny member, attached it to his forearm, and then added length by rolling skin around tubular implants. They they sewed the whole thing in its proper location. (Xeni's previous post about the innovative procedure here.) From The Telegraph:

Prof (Mikhail) Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty - plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.

"But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia at all."

Link

Give Penis a Chance

Give Penis a Chance 04/03/2005 01:00 PM
The road to world peace begins in a bag of saline, travels through a bladder catheter, and ends up in one middle-aged San Franciscan's grotesquely inflated scrotum.

Ananova - Romanian selling his penis

Ananova - Romanian selling his penis 08/10/2004 12:33 PM
Romanian selling his penis .. ananova

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Syndication sold like penis-enlargers

Syndication sold like penis-enlargers 08/10/2004 03:31 AM
The RSSEqualizer.com site is a piece of blisteringly cheezy marketing aimed at selling RSS to non-technical people as a site-traffic-builder. Hammersley calls it the moment that syndation jumped the shark.

"Discover An Amazing 'Technology' That Will Give You An Unfair Advantage Over Your Competitors And Increase Your Rankings... GUARANTEED!"

RSS Equalizer is the most important tool you need to get more pages listed in the search engines. Having been one of the first people to utilize RSS Equalizer, I was really excited to see the results.

It was nothing less than AMAZING!

The number of times the search engines hit my sites, have TRIPLED in just a few short days. I can't say what this means... IT'S AWESOME!

This is the tool you need to help you get targeted traffic and get the search engines to wake up and take notice of your sites. Nothing else compares!

Link (via Ben Hammersley)

Man cuts off penis in sex protest
(Reuters)

Man cuts off penis in sex protest
(Reuters) 08/07/2004 06:43 PM
Reuters - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources say.

Promotional penis pops up on eBay

Promotional penis pops up on eBay 04/08/2005 10:08 AM
Hard-up up Brit flogs member

Animated "Blind Man's Penis"

Animated "Blind Man's Penis" 05/06/2004 10:24 AM
Jo hn Alderman says:

"Back in the '70s, John Trubee (weirdo prankster) saw one of those ads that offers to assess your poetic talent and set your poems to music. So--testing limits--he wrote the most offensive thing he could think of, pushing all the buttons, and sent it off. The refrain was originally 'Stevie Wonder’s penis, is erect because he's blind.' The company wrote back and, of course, told him he had talent, and would set his song to music and press disks if he'd pay them a little. But, because they didn't want to get sued, they had to substitute 'a blind man' for Stevie. The record was pressed and it became a sort-of underground hit in LA. Funny also because Trubee's prank calls were supposed to be the inspiration for Matt Groening's use of them. They were friends!"

Now, "Blind Man's Penis" has been given the Flash animation treatment! Link

SNL gets "penis nose" past censors

SNL gets "penis nose" past censors 03/22/2005 05:01 PM
Mark Frauenfelder: Where is the outrage?

"Keen observers of a sketch about a celebrity roast of Clint Eastwood might have noticed something peculiar about how the show's host, David Spade, was made up to look like Owen Wilson.

His nose looked like a penis. Not 'kind of like a penis'; it looked like a urologically-correct appendage, right down to what we believe is called the dorsal vein."

Link

Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His
Penis (Reuters)

Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His
Penis (Reuters) 08/09/2004 07:54 AM
Reuters - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources said on Saturday.

Doctor Allegedly Cuts Off Patient's
Penis (AP)

Doctor Allegedly Cuts Off Patient's
Penis (AP) 07/16/2004 07:03 PM
AP - Medical authorities are investigating a Romanian doctor after he allegedly cut off a patient's penis accidentally during testicle surgery, officials said Friday.

Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?:
Conclusion

Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?:
Conclusion 05/22/2004 05:19 PM
Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work? .. les trucs pour agr4ndir son p3n1s .. tutta un’altra cosa .. linked

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Penis Hammered Off Baggage Handler
Statue (AP)

Penis Hammered Off Baggage Handler
Statue (AP) 02/01/2005 09:23 PM
AP - Trouble began as soon as Baggage Handler, a statue of a suitcase-toting naked man surrounded by luggage, was installed in a turnaround at the marina in this lakeside resort town.

Granny says 'nothing wrong' with
Timberlake's penis

Granny says 'nothing wrong' with
Timberlake's penis 12/03/2003 04:56 PM
Aw, that's sweet when family comes to your defense. I bet Justin's happy about that one.

"SNL's" penis nose escapes censors

"SNL's" penis nose escapes censors 03/23/2005 02:36 AM

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Microsoft's IM trap?

Microsoft's IM trap? 07/18/2004 11:16 PM
osOpinion Jul 19 2004 3:08AM GMT

MFI gets caught in SAP trap

MFI gets caught in SAP trap 09/14/2004 07:24 AM
Inventory woes lead to profit warning

The Gadflyer: Fly Trap

The Gadflyer: Fly Trap 12/30/2004 11:53 AM
capitalizing on the tsunami tragedy .. Our fact-free media .. was just a lie .. points out

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Disney's Trap

Disney's Trap 05/06/2004 11:34 AM
Disney's decision to block the release of Michael Moore's new film plunges it into a political boondoggle.

IO-Select-Trap-0.032

IO-Select-Trap-0.032 01/27/2004 04:53 AM

Canada cool with happy penis song
(Reuters)

Canada cool with happy penis song
(Reuters) 01/16/2004 01:05 PM
Reuters - A song lauding the joys of an "enormous penis" is not obscene because the object of the lyric's affection isn't necessarily sexual, a Canadian regulator has ruled.

Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
(Reuters)

Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits
(Reuters) 04/09/2004 04:13 PM
Reuters - A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.

Penis pill peddler stiffs AOL spam
insider

Penis pill peddler stiffs AOL spam
insider 06/23/2004 08:35 PM
Employee charged

Bush may name Giuliani as his running mate in '04, add two extra middle initials, "T." and "C.", to his name

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