Programming Satan's Computer (PDF)

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An Introduction to Computer Programming

An Introduction to Computer Programming 07/08/2004 08:37 AM
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A hero in the field of computer
programming

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International Collegiate Computer
Programming World Finals

International Collegiate Computer
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Computer Solutions: PowerPC programming
& debugging tool

Computer Solutions: PowerPC programming
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Satan's Laundromat

Satan's Laundromat 12/22/2003 11:24 AM
I've become addicted to Satan's Laundromat -- a photoblog based out of Brooklyn that shows NYC daily in all its weird and wonderful glory.

"Satan's Laundromat"

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Bluejake and Satan's Laundromat

Bluejake and Satan's Laundromat 05/07/2004 04:32 PM
If you're looking for slice-of-life New York City photographs of the compelling and off-beat, the images at Bluejake and Satan's Laundromat have got you covered. They're both licensed under Creative Commons and allow for derivative works, making for some great collage fodder.

Satan's Retirement Plan

Satan's Retirement Plan 12/03/2003 02:36 PM
Pastor Tony Alamo: "The Roman, satanic-led world government wants to destroy the citizens of the United States and other countries ... because this will save the government at least 1.4 trillion dollars a year in medical expenses and old age benefits alone." (12-03)

Satan's Laundromat: Go indirectly to
jail

Satan's Laundromat: Go indirectly to
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Satan's Laundromat: Go indirectly to jail .. in jail for photoblogging .. taking photographs

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Satan's Laundromat: Imitation chicken:
presidents

Satan's Laundromat: Imitation chicken:
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Imitation Chicken at Satan's Laundromat, US based .. This companion gallery .. more knock-offs .. some KFC clones

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"Mike from Satan's Laundromat gets
arrested during RNC protests in NYC"

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CNN.com - Pet store owner: Satan's image
on turtle's shell - Mar 21, 2005

CNN.com - Pet store owner: Satan's image
on turtle's shell - Mar 21, 2005 03/23/2005 02:36 AM
asegura ver la imagen de Satanˇs .. turtle shell?

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Day by Day Programming

Day by Day Programming 09/02/2004 04:08 AM
...while working on the WSX update, added the following to the code: else if (...) { // [application name removed] engineers deserve a 3 liter (that is about 101 fl. oz. for you Americans) // enema filled with stainless needles and glicerine for their programming and error validation ...

C++ GUI Programming with Qt 3

C++ GUI Programming with Qt 3 01/28/2004 02:35 PM

Programming PHP

Programming PHP 12/02/2002 01:17 PM
Coauthored by the father of PHP himself, this book is a good introduction to the language, and a fairly good introduction to surrounding technologies. If you need a good starting book, this could be the one.

Primate Programming

Primate Programming 11/10/2003 11:16 PM
From Jeffrey Tarter comes new of an important new business model for outsourcing software development. Joe Grossberg thinks the Primate Programming page has "racist overtones." I can see that way of taking it, although (I hope obviously) that's not how I took it. I take it as being about the commodification of software development and a Dilbert-esque swipe at the gullibility and irresponsibility of pointy-haired bosses....

"Why Web Programming Matters Most"

"Why Web Programming Matters Most" 04/02/2005 11:07 PM

Programming Microcontrollers With Mac

Programming Microcontrollers With Mac 09/22/2004 02:55 PM

Core PHP Programming

Core PHP Programming 01/16/2004 10:57 AM

Need a Programming Project?

Need a Programming Project? 02/06/2003 10:45 AM
Need a Programming Project? It has always seemed to me that the skills of a technical person increase in direct proportion to the projects they tackle. Now that makes sense of course. You work more and tackle harder projects and then you get better. Pretty simple, right? Actually no. What happens when you don't have a project? For example, you might work as a systems administrator and not realyl have the opportunity to write code for work. Or your current code at work might be in a maintenance mode and you might no longer be learning. Or you might want to learn a new language. What then? Where can you find a project? My recommendation -- look at the vast world of "abandonware". That's right, abandonware -- the vast treasure trove of open source projects that have been started, some code has been released and then .... nothing. All too often we start a project, write some code, register it with source forge, get going and then RLH or Real Life Happens. You lose a job or get a new job or meet a girl (or guy; hey I'm politically correct) or whatever. And what happens is the Source Forge servers just keep hosting the files in the hope that either the original owner will return or someone new might start to care again. And, as long as the open source license model allows you, you can take those files, and start your own project. Yes I know that none of us want to start from someone else's code. And that we all can do it better. So what? In the long run what matters, as it always does, is actually shipping. If starting from someone else's foundation gets you there faster -- and you a) can work with it and b) it isn't a disaster -- then does it really matter? One thing that I've seen with a lot of open source projects is that they seem to die what I call "the death of the framework". I.e. the person or team spends so much time getting the framework setup that they get so exhausted by the time the application level code gets started, they just don't have the energy. By coming into an existing framework and being able to focus (mostly) on the application, you can avoid this type of issue. So how do you find some abandonware to start from? Well you want to begin at either Source Forge or Freshmeat and then look at the Software Map which lets you view by Application, by Language, Development Status, etc. I started here with an Alpha development status (6998 projects). And then since I work mostly in PHP, I added that as a filter bringing me to here (5867 projects). And then I selected Topic and then Communications to get here (1201 projects). Now assuming that I wanted to really write a php communications project from someone else's abandonware, I would start to examine this list of projects until I found a starting point. Since Source Forge puts the most active projects at the beginning of the list, drill into the middle of it to find something that isn't being actively extended. Download the code, evaluate it and get started. Note: I think that there may be an issue with the Source Forge filtering mechanism. As I examined the last list of resumes, it clearly had entries that didn't have all the specified criteria despite the appearance of working. No matter but I think you get the basic concept -- you don't have to start from scratch and abandonware is a great way to boost your skills.

Programming Humor

Programming Humor 06/05/2004 05:52 AM

Code Humor Challenge: Some pretty funny examples of developers trying to be funny. People are submitting hundreds of comments of funny code they wrote and tried to get (or succeeded in getting) into production.

One of my previous employers had, for historical reasons, the requirement that all class names be prefixed with "Mc" (McUser, McCheckbox, etc.). I created the class McNugget, complete with methods like McNugget.dip(McNugget.BBQ_SAUCE).

This one's pretty good too:

Disco = Uncool

Do Until Disco = Cool

if Year gt 1970 And Year lt 1978 then

GetDownAndDance
Disco = Cool

Else

MockDiscoDancers

End if

Loop

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The Qu Programming Language 1.01

The Qu Programming Language 1.01 09/16/2004 09:22 PM
A full-featured object oriented programming language.

PHP Programming Contests

PHP Programming Contests 03/14/2003 01:08 PM
PHP-Editors.com released their first 'PHP Programming Contests' on 10th March. Contest 1A is aimed at PHP Beginners and Contest 1B to more profession programmers. This is your chance to show the world your PHP skills and win some cool prizes into the bargain. Sponsors providing prizes include Zend Technologies, Nusphere, Macromedia, PHP|Arch, ThinkGeek and vBulletin. Entries due in by midnight 7th April 2003 (GMT).

PHP Database Programming with DB2

PHP Database Programming with DB2 09/01/2004 06:48 PM
Having made the leap from MySQL to IBM's proprietary DB2 universal database, Ian explains how easy it is to get set up and start using DB2 - and why you'd bother. His how-to unmasks the benefits and pitfalls of this robust solution.

programming note

programming note 11/12/2003 11:31 PM
The two entries that follow were written this afternoon during a big old Thunderstorm. We've been without power for about...

Programming in Starbucks

Programming in Starbucks 06/17/2005 04:55 PM

We got over the hump, it was a bit of a panic at first, but I had made a change on the server at 5AM yesterday and didn't test it properly, and when the 25 new users showed up early on the evening of the 16th, well, that's the condition that failed. And my Internet access at home has been really flaky during the day, so it was down when we hit the problem, so I had to quickly drive to Starbucks to get online.

The good news is that I am actually able to get work done this way, so when I it the road again on July 1, I will be able to continue to move forward on this software, by programming in hotel rooms, Starbucks, public libraries, etc. Internet access is really starting to get ubiquitous.

Embedded SQL programming

Embedded SQL programming 04/29/2004 09:48 PM

TCL/TK Programming Environment

TCL/TK Programming Environment 07/31/2004 08:56 AM
Version 1.01 released

XP (Xtreme Programming)

XP (Xtreme Programming) 05/15/2004 05:59 AM

The Qu Programming Language 1.00

The Qu Programming Language 1.00 09/06/2004 02:40 PM
A full-featured object oriented programming language.

Literate Programming in XML

Literate Programming in XML 12/18/2002 12:08 PM
At XML 2002 Norm Walsh has presented his implementation of Literate Programming in XML, available as part of his DocBook stylesheets.

Linux Programming by Example

Linux Programming by Example 04/27/2004 01:14 PM

Advanced PHP Programming

Advanced PHP Programming 06/24/2004 04:27 PM

Core PHP Programming 3rd ed

Core PHP Programming 3rd ed 12/02/2003 12:43 AM
A large (1000+ pages) book containing all you need to know about PHP5 and a dozen of related subjects. Written by Leon Atkinson and Zeev Suraski.

Inquiry into BBC One programming

Inquiry into BBC One programming 07/13/2004 05:28 AM
BBC governors order an inquiry into BBC One's peak time schedules amid concern about programme quality.

The Programming Soviet

The Programming Soviet 07/08/2002 02:38 AM
I had an aunt and uncle who were Communists until the end. They saw any flaw in the capitalist sytem as fatal, and they saw hope in the most tired and discredited leaders and systems (my uncle wrote an exultant pamphlet about Yugoslavia under Tito).

I am reminded of my aunt and uncle whenever I read an anti-Microsoft tirade from Doc Searls or Eric Raymond or another card-carrying command-line zealot from the programming Soviet. To these true believers, any Microsoft imperfection spells imminent collapse for the Redmond bourgeoisie. Comes the revolution, it will be from each according to his Open Source and to each according to his Unix. -- Arnold Kling

I don't agree with everything that Arnold says, but it's a thought provoking piece.

"zeldman.blsu"

PHP Programming for Windows

PHP Programming for Windows 07/01/2002 08:29 AM
Overall, this book is probably a long awaited and valuable resource for Windows developers. If you are developing with PHP for Windows and want to take the most of Windows specific resources, this is probably the best starting point you may find now and so it is certainly a good investment.

Pair Programming

Pair Programming 10/29/2003 12:12 AM

I've spent a few hours over the last two days pair programming with Adrian. We're working on a pretty huge project at the moment, and we've just started work on the coding phase, overlapping the design phase. I had tried pair programming a few times before with some success, but this time in particular the benefits of the approach were crystal clear. In total, we've defined 4 database tables, a number of functions and a simple class. Working separately we would almost certainly have created more lines of code. However...

• The code we have produced is free of bugs. That's a pretty bold claim to make, but every line has been extensively discussed, tested and looked over by two pairs of eyes.
• The naming conventions for both the Python code and the SQL are consistent and well thought out. We're both happy with them, we both understand why the names have been chosen and we both know the naming style well enough to continue it throughout the project.
• The coding style itself is ultra-clean and approved by both of us. We have a preference now for everything from quoting styles to whether or not a docstring should finish in a full-stop (it shouldn't). We also know enough to keep these standards going for the rest of the project.
• We learnt stuff from each other. KDE shortcuts, new features in Python 2.3, neat ways of laying out SQL statements, Python functional programming idioms.
• We started coding, or at least started discussing the code, at the time we had scheduled for the start. There was no procrastination.
• At no point did either of us check our email or check any blogs. productivity++!
• We both know the code that we have written inside out and back to front.

Altogether they have been highly productive and successful sessions. Our plan now is to pair program the system core, then work separately on the additional modules that don't have major dependencies on each other. There are only two of us developers working on the project so pair programming the whole thing isn't really practical, but the benefits of working together the core modules are obvious.

One last thing: it was a lot of fun!

Web Programming in Python

Web Programming in Python 09/05/2002 01:17 AM
Unix Review reviews the book:Web Programming in Python: Techniques for Integrating Linux, Apache, and MySQL."On the whole, though, WPIP pleasantly surprised me as a Python tutorial. The authors repeatedly show a knack for communicating the essentials of Python functionality in an understandable and succinct manner."
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GNU digital audio player

GNU digital audio player 01/18/2004 08:12 PM
Gnudap is born

iRock 730i Digital Audio Player Review

iRock 730i Digital Audio Player Review 11/14/2003 08:05 AM

Wirelessly beam MP3s to your car's
digital audio player

Wirelessly beam MP3s to your car's
digital audio player 11/01/2003 12:54 PM
You know how sometimes you think up a gadget but you figure that no one will ever build it? Well, the Omnifi is one of those gadgets, except that it's real. The Omnifi is a digital media player for your car with a 20GB hard drive and an 802.11b WiFi attachment which actually makes it possible (assuming your car is within range) to wirelessly beam your music directly to your car from your PC. You can also set it to automatically transmit all sorts of information to your car, like the weather, news, etc. The hard drive can also detach and be connected to a PC (sorta like the Phatnoise system) if your car is parked too far away for WiFi. Read...

BenQ launches jewelry-inspired Joybee
102R digital audio player

BenQ launches jewelry-inspired Joybee
102R digital audio player 08/06/2004 08:06 AM
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The Neuros MP3 Digital Audio Computer

The Neuros MP3 Digital Audio Computer 02/10/2004 03:00 AM
A review of first portable hard drive player to support Ogg Vorbis playback.

The new Archos AC340 audio/video player

The new Archos AC340 audio/video player 03/13/2003 10:20 AM

Wired has some more details on that new personal video player from Archos, the AV340. The AV340 looks like it might be the real deal when it comes to watching video on the go: it can store up to 80 hours of video on its 40GB hard drive, has a 3.8-inch LCD screen, also plays both MP3s, and, with an optional attachment, can even be transformed into 3 megapixel digital camera.
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Sony Shows Portable Audio, Video Player

Sony Shows Portable Audio, Video Player 05/28/2004 12:28 PM

HNS Audio Learning Session: Digital
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Gmini400 audio player has color screen,
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Gmini400 audio player has color screen,
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Many digital music fans are wondering if or when Apple will produce an iPod that sports a color screen and the ability to play back video, but Archos Inc. has stepped up to the plate with its own offering, the US$399.95 Gmini400. The company announced on Thursday that the Gmini400 is shipping. The 20GB hard drive-based digital music player features a 2.2-inch color LCD screen plus video playback and gaming capabilities.

Download our Ten Commandments of Egoless
Programming

Download our Ten Commandments of Egoless
Programming 06/10/2002 12:17 AM
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Pew Report States That 27 Percent of
Users Download Digital Music and Video

Pew Report States That 27 Percent of
Users Download Digital Music and Video 03/26/2005 12:51 PM

The Pew Internet & American Life Project reported this week that 36 million Americans, 27 percent of internet users, report having downloaded music or video files. Half of this group have skirted the traditional peer-to-peer (P2P) networks and commercial online distribution services (i.e. Napster, iTunes). This is a significant number of digital media users whose sharing of digital media is untraceable by the recording industry and copyright holders.

That's why they filed a federal lawsuit
against an 83-year old woman who had
been dead for a month and didn't have or
know how to operate a computer, but
somehow managed to illegally download
700 pop, rock and rap songs from the
internet using the alias

That's why they filed a federal lawsuit
against an 83-year old woman who had
been dead for a month and didn't have or
know how to operate a computer, but
somehow managed to illegally download
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Over 3000 copies of Cool C™ Talking
Computer Software Downloaded from
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Release of John Kerry for President
Special Edition

Over 3000 copies of Cool C™ Talking
Computer Software Downloaded from
c/net’s Download.com before Memorial Day
Release of John Kerry for President
Special Edition 05/31/2004 02:14 PM
Cool Conversations™, LLC has released a FREE John Kerry for President Special Edition of its Cool C™ software. The conversation database gives Cool C a knowledge base on John Kerry’s positions and his campaign. Each Cool C user is able to have interactive conversations with their computers on campaign issues and other topics. The program also automatically receives exclusive broadcast messages that are delivered by the Cool C voice of each computer. An upgrade module provides a dictation and text reading application. A voice upgrade package will soon be available as well. "COOL C TALKING COMPUTER SOFTWARE IS A GOOD DEMONSTRATION OF HOW FAR SPEECH RECOGNITION HAS COME ... ONE OF THE FIRST APPLICATIONS TO USE MICROSOFT CORP.'S MICROSOFT SPEECH ENGINE TO BRING SPEECH RECOGNITION AND INTERACTION CAPABILITIES TO USER" (eWeek, May 3, 2004). This special edition of the software is currently being distributed at no charge through c/net’s Download.com with a link to the download location at www.CoolConversations.com/johnkerry.htm [PRWEB May 31, 2004]

Download NPR audio files with Safari

Download NPR audio files with Safari 03/20/2003 10:47 AM
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Real Digital Media Integrates Macromedia
Flash Player with NEOCAST Media Player
XF

Real Digital Media Integrates Macromedia
Flash Player with NEOCAST Media Player
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Download audio to your PlayStation
Portable (PSP) with FeedDemon

Download audio to your PlayStation
Portable (PSP) with FeedDemon 03/28/2005 06:26 PM

Last week I picked up a new PlayStation Portable (PSP) in the hopes that I could use FeedDemon to download podcasts and other audio files to it. Turns out it's possible, but it wasn't as straightforward as I would've liked.

In my case, I decided to use the PSP's USB connection to copy downloaded audio directly to the PSP's memory stick. Just in case other readers are struggling with this, here's how to do it:

1. Select "USB Connection" in your PSP's settings and enable the USB mode - this must be done in order for the PSP's memory stick to be mapped to a Windows drive letter
2. If you haven't done so already, create a folder on the mapped drive named PSP, then create a subfolder of that named Music
3. Open FeedDemon's FeedStation utility, then click the Options toolbutton and switch to the Podcasting tab
4. Place a checkmark in "This Folder" to copy downloaded podcasts to a local folder, then enter the path to your PSP's music folder (in my case, this is I:\PSP\Music)
5. Click OK to save your settings

The next step is to simply use FeedDemon to download your favorite podcasts, then let FeedStation take care of automatically copying them to your PSP.

Note: My PSP came with a feeble 32MB memory stick, which is far too small for storing audio. So if you plan to use your PSP to listen to podcasts, make sure to invest in a much larger memory stick!

PureMusic Audio Player 1.0

PureMusic Audio Player 1.0 09/17/2004 04:27 PM
Audio player app for hifi codecs FLAC, SHN, APE and ALE plus more.

CAP (Cursed Audio Player)

CAP (Cursed Audio Player) 12/25/2004 07:22 PM
1.0 released!

Rio Audio intros new 5GB MP3 player

Rio Audio intros new 5GB MP3 player 08/02/2004 08:35 AM
D&M Holdings subsidiary Rio Audio on Monday introduced four new portable digital music players, including one squarely aimed at the same market as the iPod mini. The Rio Forge comes in 128MB, 256MB and 512MB capacities, while the new Carbon ships with 5GB of internal storage. All are described as supporting Macs and PCs.

Three Digital Technology Entrepreneurs
Collaborate to Stimulate Math and
Science Learning in Urban Areas with the
Urban Video Game Academy

Three Digital Technology Entrepreneurs
Collaborate to Stimulate Math and
Science Learning in Urban Areas with the
Urban Video Game Academy 06/05/2005 10:52 PM
Digital Arts & Technology Learning Center announces the Urban Video Game Academy at E3. The newly formed private non-profit organization will use the video game development model to enhance math and science performance in school-age students across the US. [PRWEB May 20, 2005]

Download audio texts put byte on
bookstores, news

Download audio texts put byte on
bookstores, news 01/06/2004 06:48 AM

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Windows Media Player 10 Download

Windows Media Player 10 Download 04/27/2004 04:53 AM

OnlyNewZ MP3 Player Final 1.0 - Download

OnlyNewZ MP3 Player Final 1.0 - Download 02/10/2004 08:00 PM

Sony SCD-DR1 Super Audio CD Player

Sony SCD-DR1 Super Audio CD Player 08/13/2004 11:04 AM

Sony's new "SCD-DR1" Super Audio CD/Audio CD player is apparently the pinnacle of high quality audio playback - or at least we hope so with its $11,000 price tag. Sporting audio interfaces you probably haven't heard of, such as the "High Quality Digital Audio Transmission System," the player can output using optical, coaxial, balanced digital, and even i.Link (Sony's FireWire flavor) ports. The latter should help you with those 200Mbps Super Audio CD DSD (Direct Stream Digital) transfers.

Sounds expensive. Oh, that's right, it is expensive. Let's hope you get what you pay for.

Read - Product Information [SonyJP]

Creative MuVo N200 audio player

Creative MuVo N200 audio player 04/04/2005 11:45 PM
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Archos releases Gmini400 audio player

Archos releases Gmini400 audio player 08/27/2004 02:15 PM
Archos has released the Gmini400, a new hard drive-based digital audio player that sports a 2.2-inch color LCD screen and features such as video playback, photo viewing and gaming...

iRiver Adds Ogg To Audio Player Firmware

iRiver Adds Ogg To Audio Player Firmware 12/24/2003 09:18 PM
Sesse writes "iRiver has just released firmware updates for its iFP-300T and iFP-500T flash memory-based audio player series. According to a news story on ...

Programming in Objective-C

Programming in Objective-C 01/24/2004 12:35 PM
Programming in Objective-C is a concise, carefully written tutorial on the basics of Objective-C and object-oriented programming. The book makes no assumption about prior experience with object-oriented programming languages or with the C language (upon which Objective-C is based).

Windows Media Player 10 Technical Demo
Download

Windows Media Player 10 Technical Demo
Download 06/02/2004 01:38 PM

CNet, among other places, is reporting that Microsoft is releasing a beta version of Windows Media Player 10 for public testing. Although leaked copies of the software have been available for the last week or so, the official release will allow everyone a chance to play with the new features, such as enhanced synchronization methods that keep some of the newer, more full-featured media players full of not only audio, but video and pictures, as well. And from this screenshot, it appears that Microsoft is adopting the Rip and Burn terminology that pretty much everyone else does. I've resisted upgrading even to 9, so far, and will probably refrain from 10, as well. I only use it to play movies, and I'm finding myself using Media Player Classic more and more.
Read [CNet]
Read - Official Download Page [Microsoft]

Yahoo Plans Its Own Music Player,
Download Service

Yahoo Plans Its Own Music Player,
Download Service 09/22/2004 07:56 AM

Programming Satan's Computer (PDF)

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