Britney is No. 1 hit on Web

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Don't do it, Britney!

Don't do it, Britney! 08/23/2004 10:43 AM
Some day her prince will come, but it's not sleazy fiancee Kevin Federline. The virginal pop tart is finally making her own decisions -- and it ain't pretty.

but what does Pecanwombat think about
britney?

but what does Pecanwombat think about
britney? 01/07/2004 05:34 PM
CNN takes lazy journalism to a new low, quoting Pecanwombat and BLHARRING for reactions to britney's wedding

Can you hear Britney now?

Can you hear Britney now? 04/14/2004 07:56 AM
USA Today Apr 14 2004 12:28PM GMT

Blessed Britney

Blessed Britney 05/06/2004 10:24 AM
According to The Mirror, dear Britney Spears has demonstrated her devotion to Kabbalah (the newage Madonna variety, of course) by getting a Hebrew tattoo on the back of her neck. Too bad the letters don't mean a damn thing. Further adding to the irony (and idiocy) of the situation is the fact that the Torah forbids tattoos. Link (Thanks, Gil!)

Britney Does an Oops! I Did It Again

Britney Does an Oops! I Did It Again 07/10/2004 01:21 PM
In the fine tradition of smut peddling I give you this:

"all of Britney?s albums"

"all of Britney?s albums" 06/05/2004 04:19 AM

Hot News: Britney Uses PHP! (heh)

Hot News: Britney Uses PHP! (heh) 01/08/2003 09:03 AM

From The Beatles to Britney

From The Beatles to Britney 12/13/2003 12:46 PM
So the issue of India's rise in the IT world ("penetrating America's economic core," worries Business Week) has been discussed (here and here), but what about their influence in pop culture? It's hard to escape Panjabi MC in the UK. Jay-Z and Missy Elliott sampled S.Asian music, and now Britney Spears has a bhangra-flavored remix (even if her love of "Indian spiritual religions" doesn't mean she's heard of Hinduism). And there's more -- a Baywatch actress is the first foreigner to star in a Bollywood flick. From Pop Idol to American Idol, now there's Bollywood Star. "Bend it Like Beckham" director Gurinder Chadha is doing a Bollywood version of "Pride and Prejudice." Is this just the exotic flavor of the month, or a cultural shift in line with the economic changes ahead? (and, just for fun -- a dig at the whole S.Asian music collaboration thing, from a site that appears to be The Onion for British Asians)

Britney Spears Has Baby on the Way (AP)

Britney Spears Has Baby on the Way (AP) 04/13/2005 04:10 AM
AP - Britney Spears, the one-time teenybopper who sang "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," has apparently completed the transition with news that she's pregnant.

britney confirms her literacy

britney confirms her literacy 02/19/2004 04:05 AM
do i understand correctly that the harry potter books are written to a fifth-grade reading level?

Britney confirms she is pregnant

Britney confirms she is pregnant 04/13/2005 03:53 AM
Britney Spears reveals she is pregnant with her first child, following weeks of intense speculation.

"Britney Spears Curious..."

"Britney Spears Curious..." 09/26/2004 09:24 PM

"britney spears / just married"

"britney spears / just married" 01/05/2004 04:16 PM

britney is a beautiful princess

britney is a beautiful princess 07/06/2004 09:44 AM
who says the days of glamorous stars are gone?

Britney marries for second time

Britney marries for second time 09/19/2004 09:21 PM
Pop star Britney Spears marries dancer Kevin Federline during a private ceremony in California.

Britney Spears used gum on eBay -
$14,000

Britney Spears used gum on eBay -
$14,000 09/04/2004 01:36 AM

IHT

Britney Spears's fans don't think the pop star's chewed gum is "Toxic" - they're buying wads of it on eBay. There are more than two dozen auctions of used gum on eBay, each claiming their product has been spit out by the 22-year-old singer. Prices go as high as $14,000, but most are for significantly less. Though there is no way to verify the authenticity of the various wads, many postings include photos of a small piece of chewed gum, a copy of a ticket stub from the "place of finding" and a personal story of procurement.

eeeww... I wonder what people do with this used gum when they buy it. Or maybe I shouldn't ask... Comment - TrackBack

Britney Said to Tie the Knot - But How
Tight?

Britney Said to Tie the Knot - But How
Tight? 01/04/2004 04:38 PM
Reuters via Wired News Jan 4 2004 3:36PM ET

Britney says women should masturbate
before men

Britney says women should masturbate
before men 11/15/2003 07:46 AM

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Why Britney Spears Hates HDTV!

Why Britney Spears Hates HDTV! 03/22/2005 03:17 PM
"Top 10" list of which celebrities look better -- and worse -- in high-def .. Celebrities that look good or not so good on HDTV .. I can attest to the fact that it's ALL true .. Quiİn se ve bien y quien se ve mal en HDTV

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Britney dropped from stalker case

Britney dropped from stalker case 05/22/2004 03:46 AM
Pop singer Britney Spears is removed as a defendant in a lawsuit filed by a man found guilty of stalking her.

Britney Spears to Launch New Fragrance
(AP)

Britney Spears to Launch New Fragrance
(AP) 06/12/2004 07:49 AM
AP - Pop star Britney Spears is a new crossover artist in the beauty business. The 22-year-old singer will launch a new fragrance, Curious, this fall. A blend of white flowers and vanilla-infused musk, the fragrance is part of a licensing agreement with Elizabeth Arden, the company announced Thursday.

Injured Britney cancels US tour

Injured Britney cancels US tour 06/16/2004 05:21 AM
Singer Britney Spears scraps her summer tour of North America after injuring her knee during a video shoot.

Britney takes UK singles top slot

Britney takes UK singles top slot 06/20/2004 02:36 PM
Britney Spears debuts at number one in the UK charts with her latest single Everytime.

Whip 'n Chain Club vs. Britney

Whip 'n Chain Club vs. Britney 06/22/2004 08:38 PM
"It was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling" Jeri Lynn Ryan, "Star Trek: Voyager" actress and former wife of Illinois Republican candidate for US Senate Jack Ryan says Ryan pressured her to have public sex in S&M oriented clubs. Compare and contrast with this example of the advantages of power, Britney Spears' mother runs over Paparazzi : "....As Britney was leaving a pet store where she had just bought two new puppies, mother Lynne...struck photographer Calum Reavley [ note : with an auto ]......Britney was so hysterical that paramedics actually tended to her first, and left Reavley on the ground writhing in pain."

Paramedics comfort distraught Britney

Paramedics comfort distraught Britney 06/23/2004 04:28 AM
ran over a photographer .. Britney gets a pooch .. weint und hat pickel

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"Paramedics comfort distraught Britney"

"Paramedics comfort distraught Britney" 06/24/2004 09:14 PM

Hackers love Britney Spears

Hackers love Britney Spears 06/17/2005 04:44 PM

Britney Spears naked for Playboy?

Britney Spears naked for Playboy? 05/12/2004 01:30 AM
NSFW: Britney Spears naked for Playboy? .. rumours .. really .. nude?

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Britney Spears' annulment decree

Britney Spears' annulment decree 01/06/2004 08:05 AM
Britney is single again .. The annullment order .. annulled

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Britney Tops Internet Searches

Britney Tops Internet Searches 01/05/2004 12:20 PM
Sky News Jan 5 2004 10:28AM ET

Britney 'gets engaged to dancer'

Britney 'gets engaged to dancer' 06/26/2004 04:37 AM
Singer Britney Spears is engaged to her dancer boyfriend Kevin Federline, her publicist says.

britney spears has good judgement

britney spears has good judgement 06/25/2004 05:09 PM
oh, no, wait. she doesn't.

Britney Spears boob popped out on stage

Britney Spears boob popped out on stage 07/12/2004 07:26 PM
she wants to be like Janet .. Britney pulls a Janet .. thesun.co.uk

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"britney makes case against heterosexual
marriage"

"britney makes case against heterosexual
marriage" 01/04/2004 03:27 PM

Onyx Hotel in Boston Has Britney Suite
(AP)

Onyx Hotel in Boston Has Britney Suite
(AP) 07/20/2004 04:12 PM
AP - Guests at the Onyx Hotel can now sleep in Britney Spears' room — if only in their dreams. The singer's mother, Lynne, designed a room at the Onyx, in downtown Boston, to look just like the pop singer's bedroom at her home in Kentwood, La.

Britney Tops Celebrity 'Hate' Sites

Britney Tops Celebrity 'Hate' Sites 12/02/2003 10:18 PM
Type in "I hate Britney Spears" on Google.com and you get a whopping 2,000 hits - more people combined than hate Justin Timberlake (206), Jennifer Lopez (163 ...

Reports: Britney Spears Marries in Las
Vegas

Reports: Britney Spears Marries in Las
Vegas 01/04/2004 10:46 AM
Reuters via Wired News Jan 4 2004 9:39AM ET

Britney Spears Reportedly Marries in
California

Britney Spears Reportedly Marries in
California 09/19/2004 03:49 PM
Reuters via Wired News Sep 19 2004 7:32PM GMT

Track That Britney Left Out Of The Zone
Is A Hit Online

Track That Britney Left Out Of The Zone
Is A Hit Online 08/21/2004 05:45 AM
Vh1.com - Sat Aug 21, 09:51 am GMT
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