LOTR fan-art: Gollum rap

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How nuts is Gollum?

How nuts is Gollum? 12/19/2004 03:34 PM
Cory Doctorow: This medical journal article treats Gollum as a subject in a scholarly analysis of his disorders:

There is no disorder of the form of thought. He uses neologisms such as "triksy" and "hobbitses." Gollum has nihilistic thoughts, believing that he is a murderer, liar, and thief; although there is some basis in fact for this and he shows little guilt or remorse. He is preoccupied with, and deeply desires, the ring. He has obsessive thoughts but no compulsions, though he would do anything for the ring. He is hostile towards Frodo, the current owner of the ring. He has paranoid ideation about Sauron ("the eye is always watching") and about Samwise Gamgee ("the fat hobbit... he knows"). Gollum has difficulty controlling his thoughts and actions, exacerbated by prolonged contact with the ring. As Gandalf and Frodo have similar symptoms in the presence of the ring, we can attribute this somatic passivity to the ring. There are features of dissociation. Smeagol has separated his personality and is now Gollum as well.

Link (via Oblomovka)

Can Singapore create a Gollum?

Can Singapore create a Gollum? 04/20/2004 07:27 PM
Computer Times Asia Apr 20 2004 11:14PM GMT

Gollum going a bit nutty with one of his
orc buddies

Gollum going a bit nutty with one of his
orc buddies 12/04/2003 08:26 AM
The towers are the playas, yo .. flash movie of Gollum rapping .. Stupid Gollum thing .. LotRs Gangsta Rap .. met rappen .. Smiegel-G .. Gollum .. rappen .. Rap

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Gollum gets a health check (Reuters)

Gollum gets a health check (Reuters) 12/19/2004 03:23 PM
Reuters - Gollum, the creepy character in "Lord of the Rings" with the dual personality and eerie voice, suffered from a schizoid personality disorder, according to a group of medical students.

Gollum actor to 'play' King Kong

Gollum actor to 'play' King Kong 06/11/2004 05:07 AM
Actor Andy Serkis is reunited with The Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson for his King Kong remake.

Medical Students Profile Middle-Earth's
Gollum

Medical Students Profile Middle-Earth's
Gollum 12/26/2004 12:35 PM

LOTR 3!!!

LOTR 3!!! 12/22/2003 07:48 PM
Oh my god....Lord of the Rings was freakin' amazing. Although everytime I see Aragon, I always think of one of...

LotR furniture

LotR furniture 05/11/2004 01:58 AM
These guys sell (very, very, very expensive) hand-made oak furniture themed on the Lord of the RIngs movie. Link (Thanks, Dominic!)

LotR: The Two Towers

LotR: The Two Towers 12/18/2002 04:12 PM
Here's the Book-A-Minute review: (Gandalf frees THEODEN and overthrows SARUMAN. A bunch of IRRELEVANT stuff happens. Then the PLOT starts up again.) While short and

LotR Costume Exhibit

LotR Costume Exhibit 10/29/2003 12:12 AM
When we were in London late last week and over the weekend for the CPAN meeting we had a...

LOTR - Armoury of the Third Age Icons
1.0

LOTR - Armoury of the Third Age Icons
1.0 05/18/2004 09:03 PM
Swords, shields, and other Middle Earth objects.

Weta on LOTR tech

Weta on LOTR tech 03/14/2003 12:12 AM

Celebrity Casting For LOTR

Celebrity Casting For LOTR 07/26/2004 09:20 AM

LotR official body jewelry

LotR official body jewelry 08/01/2004 10:13 AM
There's an official, licensed Lord of the Rings Elvish navel ring. As Diane Duane (author of the "Young Wizards" books) notes, "This takes things just a little too far. What's that high-pitched whining sound I hear? Could it be J.R.R. spinning...? ...There may be the occasional Young Wizards coffee mug or sweatshirt. But there will never be a Young Wizards navel ring."

Adorn your belly with Elven beauty wearing this Arwen Pendant Navel Ring. Weighing 14 grams and made out of surgical steel, this ring features the design motif from Arwen's necklace and earrings set and is sure to turn heads. The bottom ball is cubic zirconium and measures 5mm in diameter.

Link (via Out of Ambit)

LoTR: Return of The King trailer

LoTR: Return of The King trailer 10/29/2003 12:12 AM
A few days ago the new Matrix trailer was exciting. Ha, that was then! The trailer for the last movie in the Lord Of The Ring trilogy, Return of the King, is out! But why oh why is the "large" version a puny 480x208... If I'm going to play these three minutes in loop from now to Christmas, at least they could have made it in a higher resolution. Oh dear, it looks so cool. Where's that time machine...

New Zealand critic blasts LOTR

New Zealand critic blasts LOTR 04/09/2004 04:08 PM
New Zealand critic blasts LOTR. Big budget movie special effects have overshadowed the timeless are of storytelling and character development. "..The Lord of the Rings movie trilogy is, as a work of cinematic art, ham-fisted, shallow, bombastic and laughably overrated.." [More Quotes inside]

Updated LOTR Nitpicker's Guide

Updated LOTR Nitpicker's Guide 12/25/2004 04:45 PM
Slashdot Dec 25 2004 3:27PM GMT

Will LOTR:ROTK Extended Edition Hit
Cinemas?

Will LOTR:ROTK Extended Edition Hit
Cinemas? 07/07/2004 06:13 PM

New LOTR Easily Available Online, But
Still Had Great Opening

New LOTR Easily Available Online, But
Still Had Great Opening 12/22/2003 12:43 PM
At what point does the movie industry realize that maybe (just maybe) the world doesn't work the way they think it works? I don't know how many folks went to the movies this weekend, but I went Saturday night and there were huge lines of folks to see the final chapter in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy: "The Return of the King". All showings were easily sold out. In fact, it looks as though it's setting records for how much money it took in over its first five days. At the same time, though, the industry is complaining that the movie is available online. It appears that the industry has some blinders on to reality: people want to see these movies in the theater. They're selling out a record number of showings and bringing in a stunning amount of money. If the industry's fears were true, then everyone would just be sitting at home downloading the movie, which is clearly available. Instead, people want to see it at the theater. Going to the movies is a social experience. You go with friends, and watch it on a big screen with a great sound system and lots of others in the audience to enjoy the overall experience. If the industry is really worried about downloads, they should focus on making the movie-going experience even more enjoyable - and not just worry about where the content is available.

LotR: Return of the King Activity Studio

LotR: Return of the King Activity Studio 05/28/2004 10:51 AM
vnunet.com May 28 2004 3:28PM GMT

Interview with Peter Jackson on LoTR
Bloopers

Interview with Peter Jackson on LoTR
Bloopers 12/18/2003 02:14 PM
erth writes "Newsweek has an interview with Peter Jackson asking him what he thinks about some of the most famous and/or obvious bloopers in the LoTR series. ...

Once More, With Hobbits: Musical Buffy
meets LotR

Once More, With Hobbits: Musical Buffy
meets LotR 12/16/2003 11:12 AM
Chris sez, "In honor of Return of the King we've created Once More, With Hobbits. This combines the Buffy: the Vampire Slayer musical episode with Lord of the Rings.

ORC: I've been having a bad bad day
Come on Gimli put that axe away
I'm asking you please no!
You've my sincere apologies
You've got the killing expertise
You'll cut through my collar like cheese
I'm begging let me go!
You have got me on my knees
You could slaughter me with ease
I really hate those fucking trees

GIMLI:
Forty-two, Master Legolas!

Link (Thanks, Chris)

LOTR: The Battle for Middle Earth New
Video's

LOTR: The Battle for Middle Earth New
Video's 04/22/2004 09:27 PM

LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition
Reviewed

LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition
Reviewed 11/07/2003 09:55 AM
akahige writes "The Digital Bits has just posted an exhaustive review and analysis of extended edition of The Two Towers, everybody that can't wait to get ...

Threepio And LOTR Autographs Now At
TFN's eStore

Threepio And LOTR Autographs Now At
TFN's eStore 10/30/2003 07:11 PM
TheForce.net in conjunction with C2 Ventures is proud to offer 100% truly authentic autographed photos from some of your favorite movie celebrities. This week we are happy to announce our newest autograph additions: Anthony Daniels (Star Wars Saga: C-3PO) and John Rhys-Davies (Indiana Jones: Sallah, and Lord of the Rings: Gimli). Check out these newest limited run 8x10 photos in the TFN store!

LOTR special effects computer turns to
business

LOTR special effects computer turns to
business 09/14/2004 12:54 PM
Electric New Paper Sep 14 2004 4:54PM GMT

"final info on the LOTR - Return of the
King release"

"final info on the LOTR - Return of the
King release" 09/27/2004 02:37 AM

LoTR RoTK Extended Edition Specs
Released

LoTR RoTK Extended Edition Specs
Released 09/26/2004 07:29 AM

LotR movies remixed as trenchant Russian
political satire

LotR movies remixed as trenchant Russian
political satire 05/18/2004 04:11 PM
Dmitri Puchkov is a Russian ex-cop who goes by the alias Goblin. "Goblin" is his nom-de-edit when he's remixing Lord of the Rings, dubbing in Russian dialogue to lampoon cops, oligarchs, and gangsters. He's working on a re-cut of Star Wars now. (This is old news, but I only just read about it)

Frodo Baggins is renamed Frodo Sumkin (a derivative from the Russian word sumka, or bag). The Ranger, Aragorn, is called Agronom (Russian for farm worker). Legolas is renamed Logovaz, after a Russian car company famed for its Ladas. Boromir becomes Baralgin, after a Russian type of paracetemol.

Gandalf spends much of the film trying to impress others with his in-depth knowledge of Karl Marx, and Frodo is cursed with the filthy tongue of a Russian criminal.

The films - which Puchkov says were originally made for his close friends but have now gone out on the internet - have found cult appeal in Russia's crowded pirate market, where a pirated, high-quality DVD in both Russian and English costs £5. That is all ordinary Russians, who earn only $300 a month in Moscow, can afford. The Russian pirate industry is worth $311 million, and has grown by 25 per cent since last year, pirates making more than 40 million disks a year.

Link

Gollum gots the bling-bling

Gollum gots the bling-bling 12/09/2003 07:28 PM
A little Shockwave diversion, to tide over those waiting impatiently for Return of the King to open. (You might want to turn down your speakers before clicking...)
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