If Santa were on the Menu

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"Santa santa santa santa santa PRESENTS
PRESENTS!"

"Santa santa santa santa santa PRESENTS
PRESENTS!" 12/25/2004 05:03 PM

Santa santa santa santa santa presents
presents

Santa santa santa santa santa presents
presents 12/25/2004 05:00 PM

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ATTRIBUTES CONTEXT MENU (free): Adds a
context menu to all files and folders to
quickly modify their system attributes

ATTRIBUTES CONTEXT MENU (free): Adds a
context menu to all files and folders to
quickly modify their system attributes 10/28/2003 11:06 PM

Thank you Santa

Thank you Santa 12/27/2004 05:17 AM

Thank you Santa for bringing Mimi the pink dress she asked for. And her teddy has a matching outfit.

Santa!

Santa! 12/24/2004 12:12 PM
He's here to the joy of a six year old - and the great lie continues ;)

Can you FLY Santa??

Can you FLY Santa?? 12/14/2003 02:24 AM
Santa and the X-Games. Help two poor elves sling Santa Claus all the way to Mordor.

Santa Shortage

Santa Shortage 12/22/2004 01:53 AM

« A fine specimen of an authentic Joulupukki, possibly exported from Finland, in the Burlington Mall, Burlington, Massachusettes in 1998. »

I found this picture a while back when digging through some old photos and I remembered watching the old guy for a while since the beard and every detail about his costume was perfect. Had I been a child, I would have wanted to believe this person was really Santa. The Sanomat today had an article about how difficult it is to find suitable Santas and, in England, kids can't even sit on Santa's lap anymore due to a paranoid frenzy over Santas getting handsy. I briefly entertained applying for a Joulupukki job on one of the cruise ships for grins, but figured I'd just make kids cry by telling them they were all going to get coal and switches under the tree. Ho Ho Ho.

Letter to Santa

Letter to Santa 01/09/2004 09:44 PM
This morning, from my dad, I received a scanned copy of one of my old letters to Santa -- this one being from 1981 -- from when I was four years old. With the exception of the ironing board...

Scared of Santa

Scared of Santa 12/22/2004 01:30 AM
Xeni Jardin: A photo gallery of terrified children. Link (Thanks, Yi)

"Secret Santa"

"Secret Santa" 11/12/2003 10:23 PM

Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara 12/17/2004 06:29 PM

In this order:

• Venus
• Moon
• dawn
• Santa Monica Mountains
• Pacific Ocean
• night

Kinda puts things in perspective.

Bonus links to earlier sunrises: First things second, Sunrises & Sunsets (all shot at former houses, the latter series with the excellent, discontinued and therefore cheap Sony DCR-PC110 or DCR-PC120BT camcorder, at just 1.5megapixels; which goes to show one point I was trying to make here, where the subject was what it will also be on today's Gillmor Gang).

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Skinny Santa

Skinny Santa 12/25/2004 05:17 PM
Whew.  My eight year old still believes in Santa.  During the last two weeks she has been asking, why does Santa's voice sound like Daddy?  She laid plans to stay up and catch him. Its pretty amazing we have been...

Secret Santa

Secret Santa 12/03/2002 11:46 AM

I am a Secret Santa.

Sober Santa

Sober Santa 12/12/2003 06:42 PM
Sober Santa. Too much politics today, not enough Christmas fun. Here's a drunk Santa game from b3ta. Pretty tough once you get going.

"Santa Heads"

"Santa Heads" 12/27/2004 04:56 AM

Secret Santa disappoints

Secret Santa disappoints 12/25/2004 05:12 PM
Sigh... last month, I wrote: Yes, it's late November again, so it's once again time for Secret Santa. I have habitually been the person in the gift exchange whose name never got put into the hat, or the person who...

Santa drops off radar

Santa drops off radar 12/02/2003 11:32 PM
globetechnology.com Dec 2 2003 10:49PM ET

Yes, Metafilter, there IS a Santa Claus

Yes, Metafilter, there IS a Santa Claus 12/25/2004 05:19 PM
T.E.R.D. Tangible Evidence. Real Discoveries. Dr. Lloyd Darrow may have proof that something - or someone - really exists.

Tracking Santa On Christmas Eve

Tracking Santa On Christmas Eve 12/24/2003 11:04 AM
If you've got some geeky kidlets, you might want to help them track Santa today as he travels around the world drinking sherry and eating pork pies. Whoops, that's the Hogfather. Sorry. As he travels around the world eating cookies...

Microsoft Plays Santa

Microsoft Plays Santa 07/20/2004 10:59 PM
Business Week Jul 21 2004 3:33AM GMT

Tracking Santa on the Internet

Tracking Santa on the Internet 12/24/2004 01:06 PM
Wcbs880.com - Fri Dec 24, 06:27 am GMT

Santa drives a UPS truck

Santa drives a UPS truck 12/24/2004 01:01 PM

(Picture47, originally uploaded by davidfg)

We made a rule in the house this year that packages mailed to us and still unopened count as wrapping, whether or not the things inside are wrapped as well (we have no way of knowing). You can't see what's inside the boxes so it does the same thing as wrapping. It also cuts out a stupid step where you have to open a present for someone, wrap it, then have them open it on xmas day.

But not this year, brown boxes count just as much as holiday paper wrapping.

More Secret Santa poetry...

More Secret Santa poetry... 11/13/2003 05:24 AM

Weblogger south, Weblogger north!
Come hear my tale of Christmas glee...
Which this year shall be much in rhyme
(I'm sorry and please bear with me...)

A mount so high it touches space;
Within: a massive darkened cave,
Wherein a sharp and pointy race
Of tiny elves has been enslaved...

And in the centre, Mrs Claus -
A tower of computer might
(And built for no apparent cause)
Stands passive in the candlelight.

Beside her there's a silhouette
A disconnected robot form
Who waits each year for holidays
The chance to serve and be reborn.

But then, what's this? The Yule alarm!?
A klaxxon sounds throughout the lair
And with a twitch, the robot's arm
Thrusts holly fistfuls in the air!

He stands, a monster, next the flames
That every year before hath burned.
And lo! His robot voice proclaims
That SECRET SANTA HAS RETURNED!

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End Santa stamps says church

End Santa stamps says church 07/12/2004 03:39 PM
The Church of England wants an end to Christmas stamps showing non-religious images.

Santa Crashes from the Sky (Reuters)

Santa Crashes from the Sky (Reuters) 12/30/2003 09:46 AM
Reuters - A helicopter carrying a man dressed as Santa Claus to street celebrations in a Serbian town crashed on Tuesday, injuring several people.

Scared of Santa photo gallery

Scared of Santa photo gallery 12/22/2004 01:06 AM
Cute gallery of kids scared of Santa .. photographed with Santa .. Ho Ho Waaaahhhh!!

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Email Santa offline with eSanta 1.2

Email Santa offline with eSanta 1.2 12/08/2003 05:51 AM
If Then Software recently released eSanta 1.2, a new version of the company's freeware Mac OS X application that will allow your children to email Santa Claus without the use of the Internet...

Black Santa appeal tops £500,000

Black Santa appeal tops £500,000 01/02/2005 04:26 AM
The "Black Santa" charity appeal to aid the victims of the Indian Ocean disaster has raised more than £500,000.

" 2004 NORAD Tracks Santa "

" 2004 NORAD Tracks Santa " 12/25/2004 05:03 PM

Man Who Played Santa Sentenced for
Murder

Man Who Played Santa Sentenced for
Murder 12/10/2003 01:13 AM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 10 2003 0:35AM ET

PhysOrg: The Physics of Santa Claus

PhysOrg: The Physics of Santa Claus 12/25/2004 05:00 PM
Now a team of four top researchers looked into the case and concluded .. PhysOrg: The Physics of Santa Claus

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Encinitas and Rancho Santa Fe Wi-Fi
Hotspots

Encinitas and Rancho Santa Fe Wi-Fi
Hotspots 03/06/2004 02:02 AM
I am thirteen years old and recently became interested in Warchalking/Wardriving after seeing the article in Wired magazine. I've looked through many wi-fi locator websites and found little or no wireless networks near my house, which I can understand. So, I decided to create my own map.

Santa Skips Circuit City

Santa Skips Circuit City 01/05/2005 01:36 PM
Circuit City gets a lump of coal in its stocking.

Santa Clara ready for wireless

Santa Clara ready for wireless 04/19/2004 08:32 PM

"Welcome to NORAD Tracks Santa 2003"

"Welcome to NORAD Tracks Santa 2003" 12/24/2003 09:20 PM

Santa Claus, super shaman

Santa Claus, super shaman 12/22/2003 06:29 PM
Psychedelic Santa Claus. "Modern Christmas traditions are based on ancient mushroom-using shamans." [Via J-Walk blog.]

The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus

The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus 12/24/2003 06:31 AM
are actually derived from the shamanistic traditions of the tribal peoples of pre-Christian Northern Europe .. The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus .. Cannabis Culture .. MORE

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Don't tell your first-grade students
that there's no such thing as Santa

Don't tell your first-grade students
that there's no such thing as Santa 12/04/2003 08:26 AM
making a special trip down from the North Pole .. 'Santa' To Visit Class To Prove He Is Real .. arrange for a visit by Santa

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Microsoft foiled. Who said there's no
Santa Claus?

Microsoft foiled. Who said there's no
Santa Claus? 01/01/2005 10:09 PM
Observer Jan 2 2005 2:20AM GMT
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If Santa were on the Menu

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