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Hey Mom! I'm a Columnist Now!

Hey Mom! I'm a Columnist Now! 11/25/2002 11:57 AM

Hey Mom! I'm a Columnist Now! Yes that's right -- soon you can catch even more of my drivel and even read it in dead tree format without having to put paper in the printer. I'm now the "On the Horizon" columnist for the forth coming PHP Journal magazine. On the Horizon talks about the new things coming in PHP 4.3 / 5.0 so if anyone has input on that, let me know. And I do have to put in a plug for the PHP Journal folks who are also the same ones that put out Linux Magazine. What a nice group of people. I've worked with a lot of folks putting on conferences before and while I've rarely met such nice people I have NEVER been paid on the spot before. I was a speaker, showed up and they had a check ready and waiting and just needed me to fill out the 1099 form. That's classy.




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