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Christmas came early...and I'm a Jew!







Christmas came early...and I'm a Jew!

Christmas came early...and I'm a Jew! 12/11/2003 09:39 PM

Go see the gingerbread men Jen made for YRSA!!! Oh before I get into today, I read in The Liberal...




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Early Merry Christmas from phpfreak


Early Merry Christmas from phpfreak 12/22/2002 10:36 AM
I wanted to take this moment to wish everyone an early Merry Christmas! My wife will be having our baby for sure tomorrow and I will not be online this week to say this on Christmas Day. Please read the full article for more information, the year in review for PHP Freaks, Thanks and Acknowledgements

Search Engine Marketing Brings Christmas
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Search Engine Marketing Brings Christmas
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An outsourced search engine marketing campaign brings festive joy to online retail business ChristmastimeUK. Managing Director, Alfred Rose is jubilant about the ROI (Return on Investment) from PPC (Pay Per Click) and SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) achieved by leading UK SEM Neutralize. [PRWEB Dec 17, 2004]

passing up an opportunity to go home for
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passing up an opportunity to go home for
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12/21/2003 08:35 AM
offers to stay there .. Home News Tribune .. feel good story

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All I Want For Christmas


All I Want For Christmas 12/24/2003 09:21 PM
CBS News Dec 24 2003 8:08PM ET

Christmas!!!


Christmas!!! 12/25/2003 04:28 AM
Hey, so it's finally Christmas! We hope everyone got lots of new gadgets to play with. Of course, we never get gadgets as gifts anymore....

What I Don't Want For Christmas


What I Don't Want For Christmas 12/16/2003 03:14 AM
There are a couple of items that the pundits and the rumor sites say we might see in 2004, and if it's all the same to y'all in Cupertino, don't bother with these. By Chris Adamson (O'Reilly Network via MyAppleMenu)

And It's Not Even Christmas!


And It's Not Even Christmas! 06/02/2004 12:09 PM
Here’s a link to a very good list of Freeware programs that can make your life a little easier-The 46 Best-ever Freeware Utilitiesfrom Tech Support Alert

What do you want for Christmas


What do you want for Christmas 12/05/2003 02:12 AM
Heck I know what I want for christmas but unless someone is going to buy Geek News Central or I...

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What I want for christmas ... 12/17/2004 06:38 PM
Check out this cute penguin poster. It’s hip without being explicit. I like it. I want it....

what i want for christmas


what i want for christmas 12/24/2002 12:08 AM
the fedex guy pulled up, so exciting, then he walked to the next house with a ll bean package, rats, but then he came over and said "i have a big package for you" oh muh gawd...

"tri" Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Postings will continue next year!

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What did you get for Christmas?


What did you get for Christmas? 12/26/2004 07:13 AM
TechSpot Dec 26 2004 10:21AM GMT

A BrisCo Christmas 1.0


A BrisCo Christmas 1.0 11/18/2003 10:21 AM
A nice little Christmas theme.

Merry Christmas......


Merry Christmas...... 12/24/2003 04:19 AM
NetFuture< /a> "NetFuture is an electronic newsletter....It looks beyond the generally recognized "risks" of computer use such as privacy violations, unequal access, censorship, and dangerous computer glitches. It seeks especially to address those deep levels at which we half-consciously shape technology and are shaped by it. What is half-conscious can, after all, be made fully conscious, and we can take responsibility for it..... Can we take responsibility for technology, or must we sleepwalk in submission to its inevitabilities?"

The 12 STIs Of Christmas


The 12 STIs Of Christmas 12/02/2003 01:54 AM
The 12 Sexually Transmitted Infections of Christmas .. The Gift that Keeps On Giving .. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Chlamydia! .. Christmas .. singing

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The Christmas Rush Is On


The Christmas Rush Is On 12/02/2003 01:53 AM

All I want for Christmas is my Linux 2.6


All I want for Christmas is my Linux 2.6 12/02/2003 01:49 AM
Version 2.6 of the Linux kernel is nearing completion and may be released by year end.

The Night before Christmas


The Night before Christmas 12/24/2003 07:05 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site, Not a poster was stirring, not even to fight; Ante and Don were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that Spymac 3 would soon be there; The members were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of new features danced in their heads; And Kristie in her 'kerchief and Atari in cap, Had just settled down for a long winters nap.

I wish you a Merry Christmas...


I wish you a Merry Christmas... 12/24/2004 01:02 PM

You know what drives me mad? "Happy Christmas". It's been driving me a bit nuts for a while now. Surely it's "Merry Christmas"? Cos otherwise how can you say, "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"? Google agrees with me: Merry Christmas (661,000 results) vs. Happy Christmas (183,000 results). So stop it, advertising wankers. Stop it TV people. Stop it, annoying card makers. Merry is better. It means drunk.

Anyway, I'm off to see the family today, so I would imagine posting will be even more sporadic than normal over the next week or so. I hope you all have a good time visiting family and stuff. I'll be back online properly in a few scant days, no doubt busting at the seams with enthusiasm and turkey and ideas and vim. In the meantime, if you want to do something good in the world, why not donate to Oxfam US, Oxfam UK or to Stonewall. And if that's all a bit worthy for you and you've enjoyed the guff I've pumped out over the last hundred years, then why not buy me a present or something. Best wishes... xx Tom

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a Christmas post


a Christmas post 12/26/2003 05:24 AM

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Christmas Gives Us Harmonization


Christmas Gives Us Harmonization 12/25/2003 12:50 AM
Wesley Willis died in August, but the schizophrenic 300-pound street musician's work, such as "Merry Christmas," continues to make glad the heart of childhood. (Hosted by Pr0n.) (12-25)

Christmas@home


Christmas@home 12/30/2003 01:26 AM
Sometimes you just need a bit of unspoiled snow to realize how beautiful your neighborhood really is.

(Update: OK, so the picture didn't really turn out to be as good as I thought it would be. Trust me, the atmosphere was nothing short of magical :-)


A very kitty Christmas


A very kitty Christmas 12/26/2003 12:39 AM

Dilsey enjoyed the Christmas tree this year. (8 words)

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Merry ChristmaS


Merry ChristmaS 12/25/2003 04:15 PM
Hello, and a Merry Christmas to all! We're making this entry via the wonders of satellite Net access from the...

A Very Merry Christmas


A Very Merry Christmas 12/25/2003 02:02 PM
This is the BEST Christmas ever. I got everything I wanted and gave everything I could. It's been absolutely magical - and the day just started. After all is said and done, I'll list the loot for ya. I'm very happy, my friends - and I hope that your day / season is turning out to be just as magical....

A Desert Christmas


A Desert Christmas 12/19/2004 02:58 PM

Like moths to the flame...

« Yölyhdyt [Night Lanterns] by Liisa Kyrönseppä in the Forces of Light installation in Plague Park. »

Today at lunchtime I looked outside and gaped since it appeared like it was almost night before noon. I thought we had escaped November but, perhaps not. I noticed a light therapy lamp in the coffee lounge and had to resist the desire to go press my eyeballs directly onto the bulb. My backpack still contains my sunglasses as if I'll need them for another 5 months or so. Always prepared for solar radiation, every fleeting moment of it. :)

Since we had to cancel our Feb/March travel plans due to the puppy coming later than expected Jarkko, in a fit of desperation after finding all the tours booked between now and when the puppy arrives in January, found a trip at one of the last minute cancelation agencies in a warm, arid place during the holidays. It's funny how back in my 20s I travelled all over on a whim and didn't think anything of it and these days I am less enthusiastic about seeing the world. It bothers me that I have become so jaded in my advancing age. It is that age old equation of Money | Time | Energy/Enthusiasm - pick any two. I retain the curiosity but it is tempered by my cynicism. I had to check to see if I'd need a visa to enter the country and if anyone ever read the US State Department's consular information sheets on various countries, noone would ever leave US airspace. They do make for amusing reading for those of us who live outside the US. Treat yourself to reading the language of fear, e.g. Finland;

SAFETY AND SECURITY : Finland remains largely free of terrorist incidents....

Largely free? What is that supposed to mean? No bombs but the lihakukko is a very dangerous weapon in the Karelian terrorist regime? Watch out for the drunks and their puukkos at the tram stops? There is also a section about how few cops there are in relation to the overall population. I suppose that living in a police state would make you uncomfortable visiting a place that doesn't have guys in fatigues and AK-47's hanging out in airports and on street corners. We're going to a place where we are warned that there is a lot of 'soccer-inspired violence' and evangelical christians are given a quick ride to the airport. :)


Merry Christmas to all


Merry Christmas to all 12/24/2003 04:08 AM
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"The 12 STIs Of Christmas"


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Christmas Avalanche 1.0.3


Christmas Avalanche 1.0.3 12/12/2003 04:18 PM
The addictive arcade/puzzle game with a Christmas touch.

A Cats Christmas


A Cats Christmas 12/26/2004 02:36 PM
kitties iris and fern decorate a tree .. witness the power of Christmas cats

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Put a little edge in your Christmas


Put a little edge in your Christmas 12/14/2003 11:19 AM
Do you find the seasonal festivities a little cloying? One too many fruitcakes? Let the amazing horror masked karate killer girl from mars give your holiday a little edge. Prefer to have an S&M Christmas? Why not vent your seasonal spleen by kicking a little Santa butt and then festooning your tree with a few suitable pornaments? (flash & film alert, mildly nsfw stuff)

Christmas Wookiees


Christmas Wookiees 12/26/2004 02:42 PM
The Forgotten Force unofficial group project has delivered its holiday edition: a Santa Wookiee. Check out the two finished customs in our forums by clicking on the thumbnails above. One includes an Ewok Elf and one includes customized packaging! Great work guys!

Too many Christmas lights?


Too many Christmas lights? 12/10/2003 07:56 PM
Is there such a thing as too many Christmas lights? I love seeing lavish displays of lights at Christmas time. Some folks like a few old-fashioned Christmas lights and some like to deck the halls in a blaze of glory (this one boasts 700,000 lights). And how much does it cost to run a fabulous display?

A Nightmare Before Christmas


A Nightmare Before Christmas 12/26/2004 02:42 PM
Our friends at EndorSystems have posted a Star Wars christmas fanfilm by José Manuel Cabello Hernández starring action figures. Click here to check it out. Feliz Navidad!

Best Christmas Destinations


Best Christmas Destinations 12/08/2003 05:52 AM
Where Would You Send Someone You Love For Christmas? If you had unlimited funds, what would be your Hannukah or Christmas present for someone you thought really deserved one? For instance, our genial host and the owner of MetaFilter, Matt Haughey. A lot of us are presently eng aged in clubbing in to offer him a short visit to Iceland. y6y6y6 has even set up a website to solicit funds and suggestions, following enormous interest on MetaTalk. Well-known weblogs like boing boing and ani ldash are chipping in too. isn't it time we showed our appreciation? (Matt, please don't read or delete this!)

Christmas Freeware


Christmas Freeware 12/19/2003 03:50 PM
Show the spirit of the season, or just kill some time avoiding relatives with my Yuletide freeware finds.

Decorate a tree, email Santa and more in this week's Freelaoder Friday.

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The Smell of Christmas


The Smell of Christmas 12/06/2003 09:02 PM
Smells a lot like burning flesh, really it does. Take a little bit of Santa home for the holidays, he'll keep you...

Yay to the Christmas Party!


Yay to the Christmas Party! 12/20/2003 02:38 PM
Ooooh, the Christmas party last night...surprisingly enough was amazing. Right now, Skate Canada is on the verge of pissing me...

"What Movie Is Your Christmas Most
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Have a Wesley Christmas


Have a Wesley Christmas 12/25/2004 05:31 PM
The holidays wouldn't be the same without this classic by Wesl ey Willis, the late 300-pound schizophrenic street musician whose music whipped the donkey's ass.
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