This Is Not Your Paternal Unit's Onion
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Motorola pares the price of chip unit's
IPO
Motorola pares the price of chip unit's
IPO
07/16/2004 08:28 PMIHT Jul 17 2004 0:41AM GMT
Halliburton Subpoenaed Over Unit's Iran
Work (Reuters)
Halliburton Subpoenaed Over Unit's Iran
Work (Reuters)
07/19/2004 04:54 PMReuters - A grand jury issued a subpoena to oil
field services company Halliburton Co. seeking information
about its Cayman Islands unit's work in Iran, where it is
illegal for U.S. companies to operate, Halliburton said on
Monday.
Abuse Charges Bring Anguish in Unit's
Home
Abuse Charges Bring Anguish in Unit's
Home
05/06/2004 01:35 AMResidents of the tiny slice of Appalachia that is home to several
members of the unit involved in the Iraq abuse case have expressed
disgust at what they saw in the photographs.
Finance unit's sale boosts Bombardier
cash reserve
Finance unit's sale boosts Bombardier
cash reserve
04/19/2005 11:15 AMglobetechnology.com Apr 19 2005 3:16PM GMT
Town of Patriots Dusts Off Flags for
Guard Unit's Return (Los Angeles Times)
Town of Patriots Dusts Off Flags for
Guard Unit's Return (Los Angeles Times)
04/24/2004 04:52 AMLos Angeles Times - HINGHAM, Mass. — In Iraq, they drove more
than a million miles, escorting convoys and steering trucks through
the desert. But on Friday, it was one final mile through this quaint
New England town that brought tears to the 1058th National Guard unit
— and cheers to several thousand family and friends who lined
their route home.
eBayIndia unit's country manager
detained over online sex video sale -
report
eBayIndia unit's country manager
detained over online sex video sale -
report
12/19/2004 03:54 PMIii.co.uk - Sun Dec 19, 11:15 am GMT
"The Onion"
"The Onion"
12/19/2003 11:55 AMWin the Onion
Win the Onion
01/07/2004 02:57 PMBlogstakes presents your chance to win The Onion Platinum Prestige
Encore Gold Premium Collector's edition. It's as easy as typing a
link. Previous Blogstakes included a free year of Browsercam and the
fabulous Clip-n-Seal.
No, this isn't The Onion...
No, this isn't The Onion...
05/27/2004 07:54 AM
American cult
actor is an Afghan prince...
Scott Reiniger, who appeared in the 1978 movie Dawn of the Dead, is
the great, great, great grandson of Josiah Harlan, the first American
to set foot in Afghanistan.
State of the Onion
State of the Onion
01/22/2004 02:11 AMWent to a nice State of the Union house party with recovering wonks
and enlightened tech types. A chorus of good criticism sure beats
screaming at the TV at home. Now, I used to be a speechwriter, so I
try...
Onion Taken Seriously, Film at 11
Onion Taken Seriously, Film at 11
04/14/2004 05:14 AMPeople continue to mistake The Onion's stories as real news -- partly
because the stories are so deadpan, partly because people are
desperate to validate their twisted beliefs. Whatever the reason, the
folks at The Onion just laugh and laugh. By Daniel Terdiman.
The prophets at the Onion
The prophets at the Onion
03/15/2003 03:00 AMEgged on by Christopher at Back to Iraq 2.0, I went to the Onion's
January 2001 issue and found: Bush also promised to bring an end to
the severe war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring
citizens that the U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level
armed conflict in the next four years... On the economic side, Bush
vowed to bring back economic stagnation by implementing substantial
tax cuts, which would lead to a recession, which would necessitate a
tax hike, which would lead to a drop in consumer spending, which would
lead to layoffs, which would deepen the recession even further...
House Majority Leader Dennis Hastert (R-IL) told reporters. "Under
Bush, we can all look forward to military aggression, deregulation of
dangerous, greedy industries, and the defunding of vital domestic
social-service programs upon which millions depend. Mercifully, we can
now say goodbye to the awful nightmare that was Clinton's America....
How did they know?...
Onion Article
Onion Article
07/28/2004 04:28 PMSo Rob sends me this
Onion Article.
Many web users were trapped without service Monday, when a
large section of the Internet collapsed under the weight of the
millions of baby pictures posted online. "Some personal web pages
contain literally hundreds of adorable infant photos," MCI senior
vice-president Vinton Cerffe said. "Add to that the number of precious
pumpkins on photo-sharing sites like Ophoto.com, and anyone can see it
was a recipe for disaster. The Internet simply was not designed to
support so much parental pride."
I'm not sure why he sent it to ME, though. Why, Rob? Why?
(There actually must be some truth to this article. The hard disk I
keep my baby pictures on crapped out this weekend, and it's less than
a year old.)
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"The Onion 2056"
"The Onion 2056"
06/24/2005 09:47 PMThe State of the Onion
The State of the Onion
08/19/2004 06:31 PMLarry Wall's eighth annual State of the Onion address from OSCON 2004
related screensavers to surgery to Perl and the community.
A Web Site Is Like An Onion...
A Web Site Is Like An Onion...
02/01/2005 09:07 PM...it's all about layers.
A List Apart has put out
two great new articles on the use of JavaScript in web design.
In 'JavaScript
Triggers', Peter-Paul Koch (of Quirksmode fame) makes an
interesting point: There are 3 big layers to an HTML page: structure,
appearance, and behavior. CSS is great because it separates structure
from appearance, but how can we use JavaScript without mixing the
behavior with the structure?
We should separate behavior and structure by discarding inline
event handlers like onmouseover="switchImages('fearful',6,false)".
Instead, as with CSS, we should use triggers to tell the script where
to deploy the behavior.
Great stuff. He advocates the use of your own custom attributes on
elements to drive script behavior (eg >input type="text"
required="true" inputtype="phonenumber" <). This is one of my
favorite tricks as well, but the major drawback is that your page will
no longer validate, because there's no such attribute as 'required' or
'inputtype' in the HTML spec.
My solution to that problem has always been 'ignore the errors',
but J. David Eisenberg wrote a companion
article on how to create your own custom DTD that includes the new
fields. This seems a bit like overkill, but if you have a standard
javascript library that makes use of a fixed set of custom attributes,
and you use it over and over, a custom DTD could come in handy when
you're making sure your site still validates.
A List Apart is a very low-volume site, but whenever they publish
something, it's always well worth the read.
Not the onion, but may cause tears
Not the onion, but may cause tears
03/19/2003 10:27 PM The Onion keeps getting funnier In this
week's edition, Antonin Scalia bans the media from covering his
acceptance of a
free-speech award, and also tells Americans
"Most of the rights that you enjoy go way beyond what the
Constitution requires." Haw-haw! Get it? Oh, wait a second...
The Onion 2056
The Onion 2056
06/24/2005 05:52 PMA preview of how The Onion will look in 2056. Your computer is too
puny to handle this future .. it is murder .. Strange ..
Onion
theonion.com/2056-06-22
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The Onion: 2056
The Onion: 2056
06/22/2005 01:56 AMThe Onion
2056: The Onion is doing somethin' special this week. It's a look
forward to the year 2056, complete with monstrous Flash interface.
Some of the headlines:
- Halliburton Wins Bid to Rebuild Midwest
- Final Installment of Frogger Trilogy Poised to Sweep Oscars
- Fat Britney Chosen for New Holostamps
Good stuff.
The Onion Sells More Laughs
The Onion Sells More Laughs
04/24/2004 05:03 AMFor the price of a $30 cup of coffee, The Onion will offer readers a
subscription version of its site with more content and no ads. But
don't worry, the rest of the satire site remains unchanged. By Katie
Dean.
Onion Charts Wi-Fi Popularity
Onion Charts Wi-Fi Popularity
03/19/2005 02:24 AM
Humorous
newspaper The Onion reports on Wi-Fi in infographic form:
Easily digestible items note factoids such as Wi-Fi "facilitates
blogging while/about doing laundry" and, most insightfully, "Puts
modem, hub, and router maintenance in municipal government's able
hands."
The Onion A.V. Club | Feature
The Onion A.V. Club | Feature
06/04/2004 01:51 PMworld's most famous book cover designer .. Onion interview with Chip
Kidd .. Here's an interview .. Onion A.V.
Club
theonionavclub.com/feature/index.php?issue=4022
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the Onion on bl0gs of the celebrities
the Onion on bl0gs of the celebrities
06/23/2004 05:28 PMsomehow, i'm quite content that none of them are using MT or TypePad
The Onion | Why No One Want Make Hulk 2?
The Onion | Why No One Want Make Hulk 2?
07/15/2004 03:45 AMHumor: Why No One Want Make Hulk 2? .. Hulk piece in the
Onion
theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4028
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typepad makes the onion
typepad makes the onion
08/04/2004 01:20 AMwe're famous! woo hoo!
The Onion | Fuck Everything, We're Doing
Five Blades
The Onion | Fuck Everything, We're Doing
Five Blades
02/19/2004 12:48 PM"We didn't claw our way to the top of the razor game by clinging to
the two-blade industry standard." .. The Onion Fuck Everything, We're
Doing Five Blades
theonion.com/opinion.php?i=1&o=1
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yet another onion.perl.org update
yet another onion.perl.org update
08/12/2004 03:16 PMYay, progress! The box couldn't even boot on the 5.2.1 boot CD I made,
but it did run on the Linux Rescue CD. Robert copied the raw
partitions with dd to another box so we can mount them there. It's
copying the /home partition now and should be done mid-afternoon.
Haven't yet decided on a plan for what to do after that. I think we'll
boot the box in FreeBSD (4.10 system) and see if it can run stable
for...
The Onion - Mom Finds Out About Blog
The Onion - Mom Finds Out About Blog
11/12/2003 01:16 PMThe dangers of what we do .. MINNEAPOLIS,
MN
theonion.com/3944/news3.html
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"The Onion | Mom Finds Out About Blog"
"The Onion | Mom Finds Out About Blog"
11/12/2003 01:21 PMThe Onion A.V. Club | Savage Love
The Onion A.V. Club | Savage Love
04/15/2005 12:12 PM...The Onion put together this handy
reference chart
...The Onion put together this handy
reference chart
01/22/2004 02:13 AMInfographic from the Future ..
other
theonion.com/4003/infograph.html
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Gates Scoffs; Onion Bites Man
Gates Scoffs; Onion Bites Man
11/17/2003 07:44 PMMicrosoft chief Bill Gates makes short work of the rumor that his
company approached Google for talks related to "any acquisition
thing." Apparently, you can't ...
The Onion, The Blade, and Social
Insecurity
The Onion, The Blade, and Social
Insecurity
06/17/2005 06:42 PMAn Ohio scandal gets to the core of why one Fool is wary of Social
Security reform.
The Onion | Christ Converts To Islam
The Onion | Christ Converts To Islam
01/04/2004 04:59 AMsomething I would see on the blog .. Jesus converted to Islam .. Just
piss everyone off .. upset a lot of
people:
theonion.com/onion3513/christ_islam.html
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Larry Wall's State of the Onion 8
Larry Wall's State of the Onion 8
08/21/2004 09:19 AMOnion Skinned Drop Shadows
Onion Skinned Drop Shadows
05/21/2004 11:18 AMAnimators use onion skinning to render a snapshot of motion across
time. Now, web designers can use this technique to create the truly
extensible CSS-based drop shadow.
Science fictional edition of The Onion
Science fictional edition of The Onion
06/22/2005 01:49 AMCory Doctorow:
The Onion has posted a science fictional edition from the year 2056.
There are some fantastic gags here, a few that fall flat -- by and
large, though, this is some funny futurism ("Abraham Lincoln's DNA now
available over the counter!" "47th Amendment grants iPod Sufferage!")
Link
Arthur C. Clarke Talks With The Onion
Arthur C. Clarke Talks With The Onion
02/18/2004 02:52 PMThe Onion A.V. Club | Arthur C. Clarke
The Onion A.V. Club | Arthur C. Clarke
02/18/2004 05:36 PMExcelente nota a Arthur C.Clarke en The
Onion
theonionavclub.com/4007/feature1.html
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