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Bad grammar (and spelling) at Coney Island







Bad grammar (and spelling) at Coney
Island

Bad grammar (and spelling) at Coney
Island
06/17/2005 03:34 PM

Mark Frauenfelder:  Archivefiles Images Coney4-1 Mark Hurst points us to this "crime spree" of bad grammar on the signs at Coney Island.
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