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A Non-Loser's Guide to The Insane Clown Posse







A Non-Loser's Guide to The Insane Clown
Posse

A Non-Loser's Guide to The Insane Clown
Posse
04/05/2005 11:45 PM

Friday afternoon, as I was walking into the 7-11 across the street from the Ogden theater on Colfax, I was witness to an odd sight; a huge crowd of "juggalos" (aka: fans of the Insane Clown Posse who like to paint their faces like "wicked clowns" whatever the fuck that means) gathered around Independent Records chanting "When I say dawg, you say 'woof, woof'!" after which they started chanting "Dawg!" "Woof! Woof!" and so on and so forth. After purchasing a pack of Camels and a jalapeno cheese taquito, I shook my head, and walked back to my apartment depressed. I know this is Denver and we're about twenty years behind the trends, but I still wondered "Why is the Insane Clown Posse still considered cool here?"




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