New: The Rip Monkey 1.0

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Usenix: Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey
test Web site performance

Usenix: Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey
test Web site performance 06/29/2004 05:23 PM
Google and student developers have created an open-source tool called Monkey that's used to predict the effect on Web site response times when network conditions change.

Monkey Hear, Monkey Count

Monkey Hear, Monkey Count 06/17/2005 03:48 PM

Monkey-See, Monkey-Do; Maxtor ups their
warranties

Monkey-See, Monkey-Do; Maxtor ups their
warranties 09/05/2004 06:47 PM
In late July, Seagate was the first company to realize the errors of their ways and they increased their warranty coverage for consumer-oriented hard drives from one year to five years.

See The Monkey, Fear The Monkey

See The Monkey, Fear The Monkey 04/09/2004 04:01 PM
Minor one: added the webcam image to the right of the blog for kicks and giggles. I still gotta fix...

Rum and Monkey

Rum and Monkey 12/07/2003 07:08 AM
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey .. Rum & Monkey .. Ben Werdmuller .. monkey

rumandmonkey.com
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New: Library Monkey 1.0

New: Library Monkey 1.0 04/09/2004 04:01 PM
Library Monkey is a tool for cataloging, managing, and processing audio assets.

Monkey missions

Monkey missions 04/05/2005 05:22 PM
USA Today Apr 5 2005 9:47PM GMT

monkey business

monkey business 03/06/2004 01:59 AM
It was most appropriate that this year's Alternative Press Expo marks the ten-year anniversary of the show, being the year...

Monkey of the moment

Monkey of the moment 04/03/2005 07:58 AM
Los Angeles Times Apr 3 2005 11:05AM GMT

that's one monkey that needs spanking

that's one monkey that needs spanking 09/02/2004 07:49 PM
I was interviewed by a transgendered monkey this morning. It was nice....

Cinco de Monkey!

Cinco de Monkey! 05/05/2004 12:55 PM
Cinco de Mayo, monkey style! Queso, guacamole and nachos, and fun ways to celebrate the Mexican holiday with your favorite terrycloth primate. Also, a little dueling Kahlo haiku for good measure. Viva de Cinco de Mayo!! Ay yiy yiy!!

Feed The Monkey!

Feed The Monkey! 12/15/2003 04:49 AM
We have a passion of snagging Unsanity-related domain names (well, OK, I do). So welcome a new member in the...

Arm Wrestling the Monkey

Arm Wrestling the Monkey 01/06/2005 12:18 PM

Mad, Mad Monkey Army

Mad, Mad Monkey Army 11/03/2003 08:57 AM

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031102/ap_on_re_as/mon key_madness_2
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Bid Monkey 2.1 (Stable)

Bid Monkey 2.1 (Stable) 11/03/2003 12:18 PM
Automatically places bids on eBay auctions.

Bid Monkey 2.4 (Stable)

Bid Monkey 2.4 (Stable) 06/28/2004 11:22 AM
An engine for automated bidding on eBay auctions.

What's That Odor? Better Ask a Monkey

What's That Odor? Better Ask a Monkey 01/22/2004 03:19 AM
People have lost the use of more than half their odor-detecting genes.

Bipedal monkey

Bipedal monkey 07/21/2004 06:19 PM
It's a weird day for non-human primates. Natasha, a black macaque at the Safari Park zoo in Israel, became exclusively bipedal after surviving a near-deadly stomach disease. Natasha's veterinarian says that brain damage may be to blame (thank?) for her new ability. Pierre Boulle, your meme is ready. Link

Mad Monkey Haiku

Mad Monkey Haiku 06/10/2004 02:43 PM
Fuck the Ser enity Prayer. I want a cross-stitched version of Michael Mulder's Seven Haiku at Night in a Convenience Store on my wall.

Monkey & Robot

Monkey & Robot 08/22/2004 05:39 PM
Like many others, I think that (1) Monkeys and (2) Robots are interesting. This has already been around the web, but serious monkey fans need to check out Jill Greenberg's monkey portraits. As for Robots, this is one I bought in Japan....

Johnny Cash Monkey

Johnny Cash Monkey 05/02/2004 12:15 AM
Johnny Cash Monkey

Monkey Bites Boy at N.Y. Supermarket
(AP)

Monkey Bites Boy at N.Y. Supermarket
(AP) 08/03/2004 08:05 PM
AP - A monkey trained to help a disabled man with chores bit a 2-year-old boy in a Brooklyn supermarket, authorities said.

Monkey portrait photography

Monkey portrait photography 08/19/2004 11:11 PM
BoingBoing reader Darren says:

"Jill Greenburg is an accomplished celebrity photographer. Recently, though, she's turned her attention to another biped: monkeys. She discovered her affection for monkey portraits on a commercial, and started renting various species of trained primates and taking their photos as if they were A-list celebrities. The portraits express an amazing range of emotion, and are way more interesting that your average celebrity pic."

L ink

Monkey Rescued From Being Put on Menu
(AP)

Monkey Rescued From Being Put on Menu
(AP) 07/16/2004 08:24 PM
AP - A monkey was recuperating at a wildlife park in Taiwan after being rescued from a restaurant that planned to sell slices of the animal's brain while he was alive in a cage, a local government official said Friday.

Burning Monkey Solitaire 3.0.1

Burning Monkey Solitaire 3.0.1 12/23/2003 04:29 PM
The whole gang is back with more jokes, more antics, and most importantly, more solitaire.

Burning Monkey Casino

Burning Monkey Casino 12/06/2003 11:16 PM
Ultimately, Burning Monkey Casino is a decent game, it just can't rise above its genre. By Kirk Hiner (Applelinks via MyAppleMenu)

Burning Monkey Casino 1.0

Burning Monkey Casino 1.0 12/11/2003 04:58 PM
Whether your game is slots, blackjack, or video poker, the Burning Monkey Casino is open 24 hours a day.

"You're a helper monkey! This isn't
helping!"

"You're a helper monkey! This isn't
helping!" 06/17/2005 04:20 PM
Helper monkeys! Severely disabled people can get trained monkeys to help them out in their daily chores, though sometime thi s causes pro blems. Haven't you always wanted a monkey? The Mesa SWAT Team certainly want one.

Sea Monkey magnate dead at 77

Sea Monkey magnate dead at 77 12/23/2003 05:48 PM
Harold von Braunhut, who ingeniously marketed one of the ugliest and most boring aquatic creatures in existence -- the almost-invisible brine shrimp -- as" Sea Monekys," died last month. "...Mr. von Braunhut's piece de resistance was Sea Monkeys -- which come from dried-up lake bottoms, not the sea, and are not monkeys but brine shrimp. His extravagant claims for the crustaceans -- for example, that they come back from the dead and that they can be trained and hypnotized-- are convincing because they are sort of true. (The shrimp do follow light.)

Billions of shrimp have been sold, not to mention a Sea Monkey aphrodisiac and a wrist watch filled with swimming shrimp. There are Web sites for sea monkey fans; CBS briefly had a Sea Monkeys series on Saturday mornings; 400 million of them went into space with John Glenn in 1998; and, for the lazy, a new Sea Monkey video game allows a player to 'virtually' care for a shrimp colony, lest the animals 'virtually' die." Link (thanks Rael!)

Row rages as monkey lab shelved

Row rages as monkey lab shelved 01/28/2004 02:20 AM
Scientists are angry but animal rights campaigners jubilant after plans for a research centre using monkeys were axed.

My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A
Monkey)

My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A
Monkey) 03/24/2005 04:59 PM
"The purpose of the Fellowsh ip Baptist Creation Science Fair is to get kids excited about Creation and motivate them to discover the truth of our Lord on their own."
Winning exhibits this year include "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)", "Women Were Designed For Homemaking", and "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria".
Via

Economics, Pricing, and Monkey Whores

Economics, Pricing, and Monkey Whores 06/17/2005 03:38 PM
From this month's Inc, in an article called "Is It Time to Raise Prices?" comes the following bit of insight: In one classic study, researchers asked consumers whether they would be willing to travel an additional 20 minutes to save $5 on a calculator that costs $15. Most said yes....

Internet casino wins right to name
monkey

Internet casino wins right to name
monkey 04/14/2005 09:49 AM
Kentucky.com - Wed Apr 13, 11:26 pm GMT

Macaque Monkey Goes Totally Bipedal

Macaque Monkey Goes Totally Bipedal 07/22/2004 09:48 PM

Study will debate monkey future

Study will debate monkey future 03/23/2005 07:49 AM
A major study will examine what limits should be put on the continued use of non-human primates in UK experiments.

New monkey species named after web
casino

New monkey species named after web
casino 04/14/2005 01:42 PM
vnunet.com Apr 14 2005 4:37PM GMT

Hidden Monkey—Pissed Off Tiger

Hidden Monkey—Pissed Off Tiger 03/22/2005 09:53 PM
My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable Monkey-style defeats Tiger-style {embedded vid}

Monkey HTTP Daemon 0.8.5 (Stable)

Monkey HTTP Daemon 0.8.5 (Stable) 08/28/2004 10:40 PM
An small and powerful Web server for Linux.

Vietnam monkey faces extinction

Vietnam monkey faces extinction 08/29/2004 06:05 PM
The Delacour's langur monkey, which lives exclusively in Vietnam, is fighting for its existence, conservationists warn.
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