SNL gets "penis nose" past censors

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"SNL's" penis nose escapes censors

"SNL's" penis nose escapes censors 03/23/2005 02:36 AM

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How this got past the liberal censors at
the NY Times is beyond me

How this got past the liberal censors at
the NY Times is beyond me 08/31/2004 01:52 PM
Protesters' Encounters With Delegates on the Town Turn Ugly

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Big penis on the table (or not)

Big penis on the table (or not) 08/11/2004 12:08 PM
This vintage medical model of a human penis is up for auction on eBay right now. Manufactured by Carolina Biological Supply Company (still a wonderful company), circa 1950s, the model is 22.5" long and 15" tall. Starting bid at just $275. Link (Thanks, Michael-Anne!)

UPDATE: If you thought that penis head was a bit pointy and odd looking, you were onto something. Dr. Matthew Vaughn says: "Unfortunately, the 'male penis' model is actually a model of the ro ot tip of a modern vascular plant. Now given the Australian slang for a quick romp between the sheets (a root), BoingBoing's posting isn't ALL that far from the mark, but it is, nevertheless, factually incorrect."

Our Brave Censors

Our Brave Censors 01/07/2004 07:05 PM
I?d like to take some time to recognize some especially brave Americans. These men and women work long hours, face?

YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS!

YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS! 01/06/2005 02:45 PM
Goldie Lookin' Chain Not useful to Brits or American hipsters, but most of us might remain ignorant of this fantastic act. The GLC are a hiphop collective from Newport, Wales. Playing up their welsh ethnicity and offering selections like Your Mother's Got A Penis, they're definitely a novelty act. But they use great beats and hilarious themes, and most reviews have been positive. The Guardian, citing the anti-chav parody nature of the act, pans them partially for being classist.

But I find it hard to dislike a group that can release a single about a cyborg sent on a mission the corner store to buy ten cigarettes. Some of the material is NSFW. Some videos are available at the main link.

Penis-Unicorns

Penis-Unicorns 09/16/2004 08:48 PM
Jeff's Magical World of Penis-Unicorns [warning: background midi (and unicorns with penises on their heads)]

CNS "Nose" Best

CNS "Nose" Best 04/30/2004 07:46 AM
The Breathe Right maker breathes out.

"Red Nose Day"

"Red Nose Day" 03/14/2003 03:47 PM

Get fed up through your nose

Get fed up through your nose 11/13/2003 03:02 AM
Early clinical trials of an appetite-supressing nasal spray are promising:

The hormone in the spray, PYY (for Peptide YY 3-36), is what makes people feel full after a meal. It is made in the small intestine in response to food and then carried by the bloodstream to the brain, where it switches off the urge to eat. Obese people seem to make less of the hormone than lean people.

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Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale Penis

Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale Penis 04/10/2004 08:47 AM
Amazing photo of a male whale's reproductive organ .. Hinterlands.cc ->Whale dick .. o pênis de uma baleia .. Todd's new job .. Viagra needed? .. Holy crap .. that

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Progress Report for Net Censors

Progress Report for Net Censors 06/23/2004 06:23 AM
In Reporters Without Borders' annual report on the state of Internet censorship, China gets special recognition, but the United States gets dinged, too. By Julia Scheeres.

Penis-englargement bl0g

Penis-englargement bl0g 05/22/2004 02:38 AM
This guy wanted to see if penis enlargement pills worked, so he ordered some. Personal account augmented by a chart showing the size of his unit over time, in millimetres! Link (via EvHead)

The sites China censors

The sites China censors 04/12/2005 11:59 PM
The OpenNet Initiative (U of Toronto, Berkman Center and U of Cambridge) is releasing a report on Thursday about the sites China prevents its citizens from seeing. From the press advisory about the press conference: "Internet Filtering in China in 2004-2005" documents the degree to which the Chinese government controls and manipulates the information environment in which its citizens including websites, blogs, email, and online discussion forums. Since ONI last released on filtering in China in 2002, the Chinese government has developed far more sophisticated filtering techniques. Using a distributed testing application run from within China's trusted volunteers from different...

Other News: Apple's Censors

Other News: Apple's Censors 05/10/2004 10:23 AM
Apple censors won't let you mention "masturbation" in an iMix title, but they think jokes about "getting chicks pregnant" are OK.

Penis fabricated on forearm

Penis fabricated on forearm 04/11/2005 11:26 AM
David Pescovitz: A Moscow man with a micropenis (shorter than 7 centimeters erect) was aided by plastic surgeons who removed his tiny member, attached it to his forearm, and then added length by rolling skin around tubular implants. They they sewed the whole thing in its proper location. (Xeni's previous post about the innovative procedure here.) From The Telegraph:

Prof (Mikhail) Sokolshchik, who has specialised in microsurgery and phalloplasty - plastic surgery for male sexual organs - for 13 years, said: "We've carried out thousands of operations on patients, ranging from female-to-male transsexuals to the treatment of victims of horrific accidents, and have a wealth of experience in amputation, reconstruction and surgical implants.

"But this operation was highly risky because it was an amputation, reconstruction and reattachment in one go. If it had gone wrong, the patient would have ended up with no genitalia at all."

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"Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale
Penis"

"Hinterlands.cc -> 04/09/04: Whale
Penis" 04/12/2004 03:42 AM

Give Penis a Chance

Give Penis a Chance 04/03/2005 01:00 PM
The road to world peace begins in a bag of saline, travels through a bladder catheter, and ends up in one middle-aged San Franciscan's grotesquely inflated scrotum.

Ananova - Penis explodes during sex

Ananova - Penis explodes during sex 04/16/2004 07:45 AM
Maur bara ekki or vi a lesa svona .. Ananova - Penis explodes during sex .. This is every guys nightmare .. Ananova [Inglês] .. X_X omg how hurty! .. Kaboooom! .. ontplofte .. Ananova .. explos .. penis

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Is your penis too small? (Reuters)

Is your penis too small? (Reuters) 01/18/2004 10:24 PM
Reuters - For many American office workers, the day begins with deleting spam. These days, a lot of electronic junk mail hits below the belt by seeking to profit from many men's deepest fear -- that their penises are too small.

Leading them by the nose

Leading them by the nose 03/25/2005 07:17 PM
Blog: Why would somebody of sound mind wait 36 hours on the street just to be first in line when a store opens its doors for business? "It's...

"I just want to be able to scratch my
nose"

"I just want to be able to scratch my
nose" 03/31/2005 03:08 PM
With brain implants and other new techniques, paralyzed people are learning how to control artificial limbs by thought alone.

Ananova - Romanian selling his penis

Ananova - Romanian selling his penis 08/10/2004 12:33 PM
Romanian selling his penis .. ananova

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Syndication sold like penis-enlargers

Syndication sold like penis-enlargers 08/10/2004 03:31 AM
The RSSEqualizer.com site is a piece of blisteringly cheezy marketing aimed at selling RSS to non-technical people as a site-traffic-builder. Hammersley calls it the moment that syndation jumped the shark.

"Discover An Amazing 'Technology' That Will Give You An Unfair Advantage Over Your Competitors And Increase Your Rankings... GUARANTEED!"

RSS Equalizer is the most important tool you need to get more pages listed in the search engines. Having been one of the first people to utilize RSS Equalizer, I was really excited to see the results.

It was nothing less than AMAZING!

The number of times the search engines hit my sites, have TRIPLED in just a few short days. I can't say what this means... IT'S AWESOME!

This is the tool you need to help you get targeted traffic and get the search engines to wake up and take notice of your sites. Nothing else compares!

Link (via Ben Hammersley)

Man cuts off penis in sex protest
(Reuters)

Man cuts off penis in sex protest
(Reuters) 08/07/2004 06:43 PM
Reuters - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources say.

Animated "Blind Man's Penis"

Animated "Blind Man's Penis" 05/06/2004 10:24 AM
Jo hn Alderman says:

"Back in the '70s, John Trubee (weirdo prankster) saw one of those ads that offers to assess your poetic talent and set your poems to music. So--testing limits--he wrote the most offensive thing he could think of, pushing all the buttons, and sent it off. The refrain was originally 'Stevie Wonder’s penis, is erect because he's blind.' The company wrote back and, of course, told him he had talent, and would set his song to music and press disks if he'd pay them a little. But, because they didn't want to get sued, they had to substitute 'a blind man' for Stevie. The record was pressed and it became a sort-of underground hit in LA. Funny also because Trubee's prank calls were supposed to be the inspiration for Matt Groening's use of them. They were friends!"

Now, "Blind Man's Penis" has been given the Flash animation treatment! Link

Microsoft censors Chinese bl0gs

Microsoft censors Chinese bl0gs 06/17/2005 05:05 PM
Microsoft's Chinese internet service is censoring what people can say in their online journals.

Google obeys Chinese censors

Google obeys Chinese censors 09/26/2004 08:36 PM
Australian IT Sep 26 2004 11:06PM GMT

Google accused of pandering to censors

Google accused of pandering to censors 09/26/2004 08:35 PM
Telegraph Sep 27 2004 0:26AM GMT

* Google censors news in China

* Google censors news in China 09/26/2004 07:01 AM
Taipeitimes.com - Sun Sep 26, 08:53 am GMT

Promotional penis pops up on eBay

Promotional penis pops up on eBay 04/08/2005 10:08 AM
Hard-up up Brit flogs member

Google censors news in China

Google censors news in China 09/26/2004 01:47 AM
Taipei Times Online Sep 26 2004 5:49AM GMT

Follow your nose to control your PC

Follow your nose to control your PC 09/16/2004 01:47 AM
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Bush's nose follows Esso

Bush's nose follows Esso 03/19/2003 10:45 PM
This little flash application is a fun way to spend the next 45 seconds. Move an Esso logo around the screen and watch Bush's nose follow it. (The Pinnoch ia guy might enjoy this too.) Link Discuss (Thanks, Scott!)

Gates Nose-Dives at CES

Gates Nose-Dives at CES 01/06/2005 09:26 AM

Cyber crime is right under your nose

Cyber crime is right under your nose 04/21/2004 08:55 AM

Note to geeks: look beyond the end of
your nose

Note to geeks: look beyond the end of
your nose 04/18/2005 02:51 PM

I know this has been going on for quite a while, but recently I've seen so many examples of it that I feel like stating the obvious that so many seem to be missing. Every time I see the new term ajax talked about online, there's a harsh knee-jerk programmer/geek reaction. "We don't need your stinking labels" and "XMLHttpRequest is a perfect fine name and has worked for years" are things you often read. On some level, these reactions are to be expected when you give a new label to an old technology, but lately, those reactions have been drowning out more substantive discussions.

But what baffles me most is that programmers are missing the big picture. Yes, XMLHttpRequest has been around for years, and ajax is just a pretty term for DHTML and javascript, but the beauty of the term ajax is that we now have an easy way to sell the technology. I know engineers have a natural fear of anything and anyone in the marketing world, but now that managers, VC, and funders all know what ajax is and that users want that kind of application interaction, they're much more likely to pay for it.

When a programmer drops the umpteenth comment on a weblog saying the term ajax sounds stupid and is unnecessary, they don't seem to realize how much more business they can pull in (if freelancing) or how they could score a raise (if salaried) if they would just add it to their next web application. Yes, the term is simply a marketing one and yes the technology has been around for a while, but it has been misunderstood and/or unknown until now. Ajax now means more money will funnel to your projects and users will prefer your products over the competition. In the end, the more people that use and understand what "ajax" means, the better off you'll be as a programmer.

Controlling computers with your nose

Controlling computers with your nose 09/15/2004 02:59 PM
New Scientist Sep 15 2004 7:08PM GMT

E-nose could sniff out infections

E-nose could sniff out infections 05/23/2004 01:59 AM
An electronic nose device could help sniff out common respiratory infections, say researchers.

Inventor nose his computers

Inventor nose his computers 09/16/2004 09:28 AM
CNEWS Sep 16 2004 1:37PM GMT
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