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When left is right

When left is right 03/23/2005 05:33 PM
From the Terri Schiavo case to expanded government powers in the war on terrorism, conservative libertarians are paling around an awful lot these days with the political left.

What's Left?

What's Left? 06/09/2004 07:19 PM
"If Steve is willing to toss AirTunes and new G5's out there so casually just three weeks before his biggest Keynote of the year, then you'd better believe that he's got some even better sutff up his sleeve." By MacMove.com (via MyAppleMenu)

What they left behind

What they left behind 01/27/2004 10:58 PM
What they left behind: "Craig Williams, a curator at the New York State Museum, drove four hours to visit Willard Psychiatric Center in the spring of 1995. The complex, located 65 miles southwest of Syracuse, was about to shut down after more than 100 years ... a staffer suggested he check out the attic of an abandoned building, and that's when he found 400 suitcases covered by decades of dust and pigeon droppings"

And if you look to your left

And if you look to your left 05/14/2004 01:26 PM
The Great Wall of China can be seen from space after all.

Left Behind deconstructed

Left Behind deconstructed 12/14/2003 09:51 PM
"Left Behind" is an immensely popular science fiction series about the sinners left behind on earth after good Christians are swept up in the rapture. Over at Slacktivist, a blogger has been dissecting the book in two- and three-page chunks, tearing apart the assumptions, fallacies and curiously compelling heresies in the story.

Charlie Stross and I just finished "Appeals Court," the sequel to Jury Service, which Argosy magazine will publish bound together in January, in a fix-up novel called "Rapture of the Nerds." "Appeals Court" is, in part, a response to "Left Behind": a story about a world where the only hominids who haven't ascended to the post-human cloudmind are reactionaries, missionaries, and religious fundamentalists.

Here's a little chunk of "Appeals Court," so you can see what I mean:

The ant-colony has taken the entire Atlantic coast of the US, has marched on Georgia and west to the Mississippi. It is an anarchist colony, whose females lay eggs without regard for any notional Queen, and it has entered its eighth year of life, which is middle-aged for a normal colony, but may be just the beginning for the Hypercolony.

The God-botherers have no treaty with the ants, but have come to view them as another proof of the impending end of the world. Anything that is not contained in chink-free, seamless plastic and rock is riddled in ant-tunnels within hours. They've learned to establish airtight seals around their homes and workplaces, to subject themselves to stinging insecticide showers before clearing a vestibule, to listen for the tupperware burp whenever they seal their children in their space-suits and send them off to Bible classes.

The ants have eaten their way through most of the nematode species beneath the soil, compromised all but the most plasticized root-systems of the sickening flora (the gasoline refining forests are curiously symbiotic with the colony -- anarchist supercolonies like living cheek-by-mouth-part with a lot of hydocarbons). They've eaten the bee-hives and wasp-nests, and they've laid waste to any comestible not tinned and sealed, leaving the limping Americans with naught but a few billion tons of processed food to eat before their supply bottoms out.

The American continent is a fairy tale that the cloudmind tells itself whenever it doubts its collective decision to abandon humanity. The left-behinds there spent their lives waiting for an opportunity to pick up a megaphone and organize crews with long poles to go digging through the ruins of civilization for tinned goods. Presented with their opportunity in the aftermath of the Geek Rapture, they are happy as evangelical pigs in shit -- plenty to rail against, plenty of fossil fuel, plenty of firearms.

What more could they possibly need?

and here's Slacktivist on "Left Behind":

The first words of Left Behind are "Rayford Steele," the protagonist's name.

It sounds like a porn star's name -- and in a sense it is. The Left Behind series is dispensational porno, but it's more than that. One of the most disturbing things about this book is the way LaHaye and Jenkins portray men, women and the relationships between them.

Note that Tim LaHaye's wife is something of a professional misogynist. She runs the 500,000-member "Concerned Women for America" -- jokingly referred to by its critics as "Ladies Against Women." For years, while Beverly LaHaye's husband pastored a church in San Diego, Mrs. L. spent most of her time 3,000 miles away, in Washington, D.C., running a large organization committed to, among other things, telling women they should stay at home and sacrifice their careers for their husbands. She is not an ironic woman and doesn't seem to find any of this inconsistent. (Nor, as I found out firsthand, does she appreciate jokes about the Freudian implications of the view from her L'Enfante Plaza office window. Sometimes the Washington Monument is just a cigar.)

Link (Thanks, Kathryn!)

"Talk Left"

"Talk Left" 05/22/2004 02:19 AM

What ranking do I get - left out?

What ranking do I get - left out? 05/15/2004 09:39 PM

The Gillmor Gang. Thanks to the fine production efforts of IT Conversations' Doug Kaye, the first Gillmor Gang is now available via Windows Media, MP3, and RSS enclosures, with a transcript soon to follow. This week's Gang includes Jon Udell, Doc Searls, Dana Gardner, and Michael Vizard. I hope you'll enjoy this and future episodes as much as we enjoyed doing it. [Steve Gillmor's Blogosphere]

Dam!  I not only didn't make it into the most listened to, most cared about or even - care about at all list.  I'm not even on any list - 'cept for this little mention:

ITC Check In, February 23, 2004 Searls,Cone,Canter

[runtime: 00:20:33, 4.7 mb, recorded 2004-02-23]

I guess I just don't rate.

:-)

 

Techies Left Behind

Techies Left Behind 01/16/2004 12:59 PM
Te chies Left Behind James Pace Jr. used to work as a steamfitter in a General Electric plant in Bridgeport. That was back in the early '70s, when the grapevine was alive with warnings: These jobs are going overseas. Go back to school. There's no future here. Pace left the plant, enrolled in computer school, studied information technology and never looked back. That is, not until 23 years later, on the day he was told his $100,000-a-year job as an IT (information technology) consultant had been sent to India

PC left without a sausage

PC left without a sausage 12/30/2003 09:57 PM
Scotsman Online Dec 30 2003 8:47PM ET

The bin Ladens who left

The bin Ladens who left 07/22/2004 12:53 PM

No Consultant Left Behind

No Consultant Left Behind 02/05/2005 09:57 PM
Business book authors don`t necessarily write at the level of their peers.

Left the nest

Left the nest 01/22/2004 02:32 AM

Rover's stunning image of lander. Nasa's Mars Rover Spirit has delivered its first data on the minerals present in the soil of the Red Planet. [BBC News | News Front Page | UK Edition]

"Lean Left"

"Lean Left" 07/19/2004 08:24 PM

How long do you have left?

How long do you have left? 08/22/2004 09:37 AM
Chicago Tribune Aug 22 2004 12:26PM GMT

No Child Left Behind

No Child Left Behind 07/01/2004 10:23 PM
In an act of generosity, PC manufacturer Gateway is donating several thousand computers to the Wichita Public School District. All of the computers will come with everything ready to go including software and asset tags for inventory needs. The computer products being provided include Gateway(R) 450 series laptops, all-in-one Profile 5s, M275 Tablet PCs, and E-Series desktops.

Reality left behind

Reality left behind 08/31/2004 10:21 PM
After a lot of war talk last night, the Republicans are getting back to the "compassionate conservatism" theme -- a clever and probably necessary strategy for Bush two months from Election Day when more Americans think his opponent understands people like them. Helping to make Bush's case: Education Secretary Rod Paige. (You may remember Paige's outrageous comments earlier this year likening the nation's largest teachers union to a "terrorist organization.")

No Samoyed Left Behind

No Samoyed Left Behind 04/02/2005 03:58 PM

Alex and I are working out way up the East Coast now with a new companion:  a 9-month-old Samoyed puppy named "Sammy".  He wore out his welcome with a family in Norfolk, Virginia and is coming to Boston under my "No Samoyed Left Behind" initiative.  Samoyeds are unpopular for fairly good reasons.  Most people who want a big dog want one that will be aggressive and attack other humans.  Hence the Top 10 American Kennel Club breed registristrations include German Shepherds, Rottweilers, etc. (Pit Bulls are not an AKC breed.)  A second category of popular big dog is the obedience champ, e.g., Labs and Goldens.  These breeds are smart and make an owner feel good by hanging on his every word.  The Arctic breeds are big and smart (as measured by their ability to solve puzzles that reward them with things that they like, e.g., food) but they don't see any particular reason to listen to most humans and they aren't interested in attacking humans.  Samoyeds are easily bored.  Especially when young they seem to need constant companionship and entertainment, either from a person or another dog.  If they get bored they find ways to entertain themselves.  Unfortunately what is entertaining to a Samoyed usually is not entertaining to his or her owner.  Digging and chewing are popular pastimes as is destroying the rugs and furniture.

Sammy was living with a family in Norfolk.  It sounded like an ideal environment with a stay-at-home wife and kids aged 6 and 3 plus a backyard with pool.  Sammy, however, wanted to wrestle with the kids non-stop and they were really too young and small to deliver the required pounding to 45 lbs. of solid puppy muscle.  The wife had her hands full with the kids.  So Sammy was left alone in the backyard and would dig ("they did in the winter to keep warm; they dig in the summer to keep cool; they dig in the fall and spring to keep in practice" George's breeder used to say).  He was sent to sleep-away obedience camp for two weeks and came back with a good report and knowledge of some commands, though not necessarily a lot of interest in obeying them.

So... now he is coming up to New England where I am going to let Alex wear him out for a month or two and then find him a home either in the suburbs where there is a big fenced yard and some other dogs or in the city with someone who works at home and can keep the dog with him or her at all times for mutual companionship.  No Samoyed should live in the South and no Samoyed should be left behind...

[The question of naming arises.  I like "Ralph" better than "Sammy".  And there is a terrier in Manhattan named "Sizzler" whose name could be well applied to this little bundle of energy.  Any other ideas?]

"The ghost of the left"

"The ghost of the left" 08/10/2004 08:41 AM
Not willing to take any chances on losing the presidential race, Democrats in Pennsylvania file lawsuits against Ralph Nader.

PCs certain, Left no problem

PCs certain, Left no problem 05/29/2004 06:16 PM
Calcutta Telegraph May 29 2004 9:57PM GMT

iMac G3 left behind

iMac G3 left behind 03/19/2003 10:24 PM
"We'll be back soon," read a note on Apple's online stores this morning. And when they were, the original CRT iMac G3 was left behind. "In a major move in to the consumer market, Apple Computer, Inc. today unveiled iMac--the "Internet-age computer for the rest of us." iMac features a striking design, easy Internet access and Pentium-toasting PowerPC G3 performance for $1299," read a press release from Apple on May 6, 1998, as noted by MacDailyNews. The...

Back and to the Left

Back and to the Left 11/10/2003 11:24 PM
"Back and to the Left" is a "scratch-video" composition produced by a Canadian video artist. It makes very witty use of classic film footage and a catchy tune to create an audiovisual composition. Link

"What's Wrong with the Left"

"What's Wrong with the Left" 06/03/2004 12:52 AM

UK left on the grid?

UK left on the grid? 04/06/2005 01:50 PM
Computer Weekly Apr 6 2005 4:54PM GMT

A Role Best Left Unplayed

A Role Best Left Unplayed 08/11/2004 04:52 AM
The Xbox needs a solid role-playing game, but Sudeki is not it. A unique combat engine just doesn't make up for an unengaging story and otherwise blasé gameplay. A review by Chris Kohler.

Not to be left behind, Cingular says
they'll have 3G next year, too

Not to be left behind, Cingular says
they'll have 3G next year, too 06/23/2004 04:02 PM
Engadget Jun 23 2004 7:17PM GMT

Sun and Cobalt left me with a dinky toy

Sun and Cobalt left me with a dinky toy 12/30/2003 12:09 PM
Letters A $2 billion flirtation gone wrong

Astroturf Campaigning From the Left

Astroturf Campaigning From the Left 09/04/2004 03:17 PM
if I were an editorial page editor I'd be watching out for -- and would not print -- letters using the wording from this page. Astroturfing should be no more acceptable from the left than the right.

My Left Arm for a Gmail Account

My Left Arm for a Gmail Account 05/20/2004 05:35 AM
An e-mail account on Google's upcoming Gmail service is so coveted that people are willing to trade the darndest things for one. Check out the gmail swap site to see what's up for offer. By Daniel Terdiman.

Tech Stocks: What's Left to Buy?

Tech Stocks: What's Left to Buy? 04/22/2004 05:18 AM
With earnings rising sharply in recent quarters, investing in technology is pricey again. Wired News' Joanna Glasner chats with fund managers and financial advisers about which stocks remain good buys -- and which to avoid.

Components Left by MOM Uninstall

Components Left by MOM Uninstall 08/21/2004 10:48 AM

PC Run-Up Leaves Little Upside Left

PC Run-Up Leaves Little Upside Left 12/27/2004 08:50 AM
TheStreet.com Dec 27 2004 1:21PM GMT

The fundamental arrogance of some on the
left

The fundamental arrogance of some on the
left 01/22/2004 07:28 PM
Maureen Dowd: "Riding the Crazy Train." .. her comparison

nytimes.com/2004/01/22/opinion/22DOWD.html
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Want an invite?...I still have a couple
left

Want an invite?...I still have a couple
left 09/20/2004 11:01 PM
TechTree Sep 21 2004 2:42AM GMT

And To Your Left is a Charging
Elephant....

And To Your Left is a Charging
Elephant.... 01/08/2003 08:11 PM
I love/hate Apple's Safari program. It's a decent browser that'll be a great replacement for the MacIE that now ships as default on OS X,

Left over Thai food

Left over Thai food 03/16/2003 03:09 AM
threw it all in a bowl and heated it up. drunken noodle, some red curry, brocolli beef. yum. fight club...

"Blatant racism on the left"

"Blatant racism on the left" 04/15/2004 02:33 AM

calls the new extremists of the left

calls the new extremists of the left 07/01/2004 05:38 AM
he argues that Bush is not a liar .. we should all be more MODERATE .. begs

nytimes.com/2004/06/30/opinion/30KRIS.html
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Edwards in "left field"? Not quite

Edwards in "left field"? Not quite 07/07/2004 06:18 PM

A crow left of the murder

A crow left of the murder 04/16/2004 10:19 PM
Today, I decided that I was going to sign myself up for flute lessons. And so I did. I called...
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PC Guardian Technologies Appoints Chief
Security Officer - Position Focuses on
Common Criteria and FIPS 140-2
Certifications for Enterprise Data
Security

PC Guardian Technologies Appoints Chief
Security Officer - Position Focuses on
Common Criteria and FIPS 140-2
Certifications for Enterprise Data
Security 02/05/2005 09:05 PM
PC Guardian Technologies Inc. has created the position of chief security officer and appointed Seth Ross, a published expert in computer security and cryptographic systems, to the position to oversee the certification of the company's disk and email encryption products. [PRWEB Feb 2, 2005]

Software Engineer - Open Source
Technologies (Perl/MySQL/Linux/XML/Web
Services)

Software Engineer - Open Source
Technologies (Perl/MySQL/Linux/XML/Web
Services) 03/06/2004 01:57 AM
O'Reilly & Associates - United States, CA, Sebastopol (2004-03-05)

Software Engineer, Web Development

Software Engineer, Web Development 06/09/2004 02:19 PM
Webley Sytems - United States, IL, Bannockburn (2004-06-09)

Snr Perl Software Engineer for Portal
development team within leading Internet
Brand

Snr Perl Software Engineer for Portal
development team within leading Internet
Brand 04/05/2005 02:55 PM
- United Kingdom, London (2005-04-05)

Federal Computer Week Recommends
Encryption Plus Hard Disk. Installation
and Deployment Features Give PC Guardian
Technologies Software an Edge Over
Competition

Federal Computer Week Recommends
Encryption Plus Hard Disk. Installation
and Deployment Features Give PC Guardian
Technologies Software an Edge Over
Competition 02/01/2005 09:17 PM
In a shoot-out between disk encryption solutions, Federal Computer Week, the No. 1 IT publication for state and US government, gave PC Guardian Technologies' Encryption Plus Hard Disk 7.1.0 the highest marks. The reasons: Encryption Plus Hard Disk is the easiest to set up and use and offers IT administrators multiple configuration and deployment options. [PRWEB Jan 28, 2005]

Infrastructure Engineer

Infrastructure Engineer 12/02/2003 01:58 AM
Hiller Professional & Technical Search - United States, Washington, Seattle (2003-11-25)

SharePoint Products and Technologies
2003 Software Development Kit (SDK)

SharePoint Products and Technologies
2003 Software Development Kit (SDK) 05/24/2004 11:15 PM
Microsoft SharePoint Products and Technologies uses a common set of Microsoft® Windows Server™ 2003 services named Windows® SharePoint Services, to take advantage of the performance, stability, and security features of the Microsoft .NET Framework. Use Windows SharePoint Services to create and maintain team sites. Microsoft Office SharePoint Portal Server 2003, a server product, is built on Windows SharePoint Services, and adds features used to build and manage integrated, large-scale portal solutions. This SDK also includes new documentation for the Web Part Page Services Component (WPSC), which is a client-side component that adds dynamic capabilities to your Web Part Page by providing Web Part discovery, notification, and state management services used by Web Parts; and for Windows SharePoint Services RPC methods.

Principal Engineer - Perl web
applications/infrastructure

Principal Engineer - Perl web
applications/infrastructure 08/13/2004 09:42 PM
United Online - United States, UT, Orem (2004-08-13)

New Wireless Infrastructure and
Technologies initiative

New Wireless Infrastructure and
Technologies initiative 07/27/2004 02:34 AM
New strategic Wireless Infrastructure and Technologies initiative announced by AIS Business Solutions Group [PRWEB Jul 27, 2004]

Guardian Unlimited Books | Review | The
semantic engineer

Guardian Unlimited Books | Review | The
semantic engineer 04/20/2004 04:36 AM
How can meaning, design and morality arise in a universe that began as meaningless, void and without form? .. The semantic engineer .. more»

books.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,12084,1192975,00.html
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Altima Technologies Launches Altima Gx
and Enters Global Software Development
and Outsourcing Market

Altima Technologies Launches Altima Gx
and Enters Global Software Development
and Outsourcing Market 06/05/2005 11:14 PM
Creator of the NetZoom Products expands services to include Software Development Professional Services [PRWEB Jun 2, 2005]

New Technorati Infrastructure beta test!

New Technorati Infrastructure beta test! 01/22/2004 02:30 AM

Folks,

After 2 months of painstaking effort, I'm proud to announce the new Technorati infrastructure is up and ready for use.

Please have a look, and tell us what you think:

http://beta.technorati.com/

We focused 100% of our time on completely refurbishing our underlying event engine - essentially taking a volkswagen engine out and putting a Ferrari engine in. This new engine sports:

1) Much faster indexing - the median amount of time it takes from when someone posts something on their weblog to when it is captured and searchable via our live database is 7 minutes.

2) Much faster querying - our goal is to have every search query take less than a second, even as the database is being continuously updated. We added a query timer at the top of every results page so you can judge for yourself.

3) Much more scalable - We built this distributed database system to scale. As we track more events, we add more machines to scale. As our user traffic increases, we add more machines to scale. This should continue to work for quite some time, so we're eager to test under load.

4) Much better internationalization support - The database is entirely in UTF-8, a character set that encompasses a significant number (well, all) of non-english languages, including Japanese, Farsi, Hebrew, and many others. You can see results in multiple languages all on the same page. Localization should be significantly easier.

5) A new, smarter spider/crawler, which understands weblog posts and blogrolls much better than our old spider. You'll note that on our results pages, many results offer a "Read Full Post" capability, which take you directly to the entire microcontent post that created the link.

6) A redone results page, which should load faster, and is designed for non-browser usage as well. Lots has been moved to CSS, and we've added a nifty pager widget at the top and bottom of each page of results.

Please go and use the site - and send us feedback.

Some known issues: There are a few areas where we're still filling out content, fixing bugs and layout, like in the top 100 page, breaking news, current events, and other pages. We're looking to find showstopper bugs or problems before we move this beta infrastructure over to the production site. So, don't fret if a page you like is currently missing or if the top 100 is messed up, we're fixing that. You may also see a change in your inbound blogs/links numbers, but that is primarily due to the fact that we're still bringing the new database up to speed, so we know that some of the numbers are different.

Thanks again for your time and patience, and on behalf of the entire Technorati team, we thank you for all of your support. We're really looking forward to your feedback.

Guardian Unlimited Politics | Special
Reports | Oral sex lessons to cut rates
of teenage pregnancy

Guardian Unlimited Politics | Special
Reports | Oral sex lessons to cut rates
of teenage pregnancy 05/10/2004 04:27 AM
"Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy" .. politics.guardian.co.uk

politics.guardian.co.uk/publicservices/story /0,11032,1212839,00.html
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HellermannTyton Partners with Cormant
Technologies to Deliver a Portable
Solution for the Management of IT
Infrastructure

HellermannTyton Partners with Cormant
Technologies to Deliver a Portable
Solution for the Management of IT
Infrastructure 06/05/2005 11:18 PM
HellermannTyton has partnered with Cormant Technologies to develop a unique, intelligent infrastructure management (IIM) system using portable, barcode identification technology. [PRWEB May 27, 2005]

TEST ENGINEER

TEST ENGINEER 04/14/2005 10:12 PM
DPC - United States, MA, Greater Boston area (2005-04-14)

Kozio, Inc. Introduces Two New Products;
Colorado embedded systems software
developer saves customers time, money
with ready-to-run manufacturing test and
self-test software for shipping products

Kozio, Inc. Introduces Two New Products;
Colorado embedded systems software
developer saves customers time, money
with ready-to-run manufacturing test and
self-test software for shipping products 07/12/2004 02:14 AM
Kozio, Inc., a developer of embedded systems software, has introduced two new products that provide end-of-production-line manufacturing test and power-on-self-diagnostic test capabilities for manufactured products that use embedded single-board computer systems. [PRWEB Jul 12, 2004]

"Sifry's Alerts: New Technorati
Infrastructure beta test!"

"Sifry's Alerts: New Technorati
Infrastructure beta test!" 01/22/2004 02:49 AM

Evan (Ev) Williams interview with
Guardian Unlimited

Evan (Ev) Williams interview with
Guardian Unlimited 05/13/2004 12:29 PM
A very short interview where Ev does a good job avoiding the question we are all asking on why Google...

TB test to slash infection rates

TB test to slash infection rates 08/12/2004 07:49 AM
A rapid and accurate test for TB could cut infection rates around the world, say experts.

Suite for 3G Wireless Infrastructure
Platform Development

Suite for 3G Wireless Infrastructure
Platform Development 09/20/2004 03:15 PM
3G Sep 20 2004 6:05PM GMT

App Sys Mgr/Software Engineer for London
based Software House

App Sys Mgr/Software Engineer for London
based Software House 06/18/2004 04:11 PM
Best Recruitment Services - United Kingdom, London (2004-06-18)

Web Development Engineer

Web Development Engineer 11/10/2003 11:32 PM
Postini - United States, CA, Redwood City (2003-11-10)

Senior Test Automation Engineer
Contractor - 3 months

Senior Test Automation Engineer
Contractor - 3 months 09/17/2004 06:28 PM
Reactrix Systems Inc - United States, CA, San Carlos (2004-09-17)

C/Perl Development Engineer

C/Perl Development Engineer 03/22/2005 04:32 PM
c/o C&D Elite Ltd - United Kingdom, Berkshire, Reading (2005-03-22)

Perl Web Development Engineer

Perl Web Development Engineer 03/19/2005 02:10 AM
c/o C&D Elite Ltd - United Kingdom, Berkshire, Reading (2005-03-18)

QA Engineer HTML, HTTP, Manual and
automated test procedures

QA Engineer HTML, HTTP, Manual and
automated test procedures 02/05/2005 09:24 PM
Amazon.com - United States, WA, Seattle (2005-02-02)

AGEIA Technologies Interview @ TeamXbox

AGEIA Technologies Interview @ TeamXbox 04/14/2005 07:28 PM

Search Site Development Engineer

Search Site Development Engineer 09/22/2004 10:41 PM
Yahoo! Inc. - United States, CA, Sunnyvale (2004-09-22)

Guardian Unlimited | Arts features |
Interview: Gareth McLean meets Scissor
Sisters

Guardian Unlimited | Arts features |
Interview: Gareth McLean meets Scissor
Sisters 09/26/2004 08:59 AM
"It's the antithesis of the macho posturing of cock rock": Scissor Sisters

guardian.co.uk/arts/features/story/0,11710,1311369,00.htmltrack this site | 3 links

Web Development Engineer, Automated
Advertising Team

Web Development Engineer, Automated
Advertising Team 12/02/2003 01:58 AM
Hiller Professional & Technical Search - United States, Washington, Seattle (2003-11-25)

You know you've left the top 1% when....