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This got me laughing on the plane

This got me laughing on the plane 03/17/2005 03:25 AM

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Lisa: [laughing at an Itchy and Scratchy
cartoon] Bart, you're not laughing. Too
subtle?


Lisa: [laughing at an Itchy and Scratchy
cartoon] Bart, you're not laughing. Too
subtle?
01/01/2004 05:38 AM
Subtly Simpsons. "... a list of lines from The Simpsons that we, your editors, have found to be particularly witty, often with their humor derived from subtleties of language, esoteric allusions, or just plain wit."

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Email wisecracks no laughing matter


Email wisecracks no laughing matter 08/20/2004 08:55 AM
I say, I say, I say

Brain Rewards Us for Laughing: Study


Brain Rewards Us for Laughing: Study 12/28/2003 10:05 AM
Brain Rewards Us for Laughing: Study By Merritt McKinney
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=571&e =1&u=/nm/brain_laughing_dc

Researchers report that humor seems to activate brain networks that are involved in rewards. Humor is no laughing matter, according to Dr. Allan L. Reiss of Stanford University in California, who led the research. "Humor has significant ramifications for our psychological and physical health," he told Reuters Health. Our sense of humor, he said, "often dictates if, how and with whom we establish friendships and even long-lasting romantic relationships." Humor is also a "universal coping mechanism" for dealing with stress, Reiss added.

Demand Soars for Laughing Cow Cheese
(AP)


Demand Soars for Laughing Cow Cheese
(AP)
08/18/2004 02:26 PM
AP - Cheese maker Bob Gilbert is struggling with his good fortune and his misfortune. Thanks to a mention in "The South Beach Diet" book, demand for his Laughing Cow cheese has soared beyond his wildest dreams. But he can't make enough of the cheese to meet demand.

Clown Not Laughing Over Stolen Truck
(AP)


Clown Not Laughing Over Stolen Truck
(AP)
08/09/2004 10:27 PM
AP - A clown isn't finding much to smile about after someone stole his clown car. Delmer Jefferson, drove the miniature, bright yellow tow truck in parades. But on July 5, someone stole the truck from a parking lot.

Breach of copyright is no laughing
matter


Breach of copyright is no laughing
matter
04/15/2004 09:00 AM
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Happy Birthday Laughing Squid!


Happy Birthday Laughing Squid! 06/07/2004 10:05 PM
sqposter2Our dear friends at Laughing Squid, San Francisco's clearinghouse for avant-garde art and creative madness, are celebrating their ninth birthday this November. They couldn't wait to celebrate though, so they're throwing the Laughing Squid 8 1/2 Year Anniversary Show this Saturday, June 12.

The line-up of performers is truly insane, from Subgenius savant Dr. Hal Robins to heavy metal bagpipe virtuoso The Madpiper to New York "sound acrobat" ZeroBoy.

As Timothy Leary said, "You have to go out of your mind to use your head." Happy birthday, Laughing Squid! Link

Chappelle: Laughing all the way to the
bank (USATODAY.com)


Chappelle: Laughing all the way to the
bank (USATODAY.com)
08/03/2004 07:28 AM
USATODAY.com - In what could be the biggest talent deal in basic-cable history, comedian Dave Chappelle has re-upped with Comedy Central for two more seasons of Chappelle's Show and will get a hefty cut of its DVD sales.

Shark Tank: Interviewing, hiring ... and
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Shark Tank: Interviewing, hiring ... and
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04/18/2005 08:36 AM
You can't beat job applicants and newbies for providing a little comic relief in the IT workday.

German woman in court for laughing
(Reuters)


German woman in court for laughing
(Reuters)
04/27/2004 06:07 AM
Reuters - A German took his female neighbour to court for laughing too loudly. But she had the last laugh -- the judge threw out the case, saying Germany could not ban laughter, newspapers report.

Toyota Patents Winking, Laughing, Crying
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Wizdom Announces Award of Phase II DoD
SBIR to Research Methods to Increase
Production of Focal Plane Arrays (FPAs):
Focal Plane Arrays Produced by Rockwell
Scientific are Crucial to Nation’s
Missile Defense System


Wizdom Announces Award of Phase II DoD
SBIR to Research Methods to Increase
Production of Focal Plane Arrays (FPAs):
Focal Plane Arrays Produced by Rockwell
Scientific are Crucial to Nation’s
Missile Defense System
12/17/2004 06:40 PM
Wizdom Systems, Inc., a leading consulting and engineering services company has been awarded a Phase II Small Business Innovative Research grant from the Missile Defense Agency (MDA) to research process and control methods that will significantly increase the yield in the production of Focal Plane Arrays (FPA), devices crucial to the successful deployment of the nations missile defense system. The project is managed by the Air Force Research Laboratory; Space Vehicles Directorate. Wizdom is teamed with Rockwell Science Center RSC of Thousand Oaks, California, which is the end producer of the FPAs. This grant marks Wizdom’s tenth SBIR awarded by the Federal Government. [PRWEB Oct 29, 2004]

"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics"


"Bush jokes about search for WMD, but
it's no laughing matter for critics"
04/13/2004 03:29 AM

Death a laughing matter at Romanian
cemetery (Reuters)


Death a laughing matter at Romanian
cemetery (Reuters)
07/15/2004 09:58 PM
Reuters - Visitors stroll past rows of graves, pointing at epitaphs, reading them out loud and laughing unashamedly.

Laughing UK Troops Tortured Iraqis,
Court Told (Reuters)


Laughing UK Troops Tortured Iraqis,
Court Told (Reuters)
07/28/2004 09:52 AM
Reuters - Laughing British soldiers tortured Iraqi detainees by beating and kicking them, pouring freezing water on their heads and forcing them to recite names of English and Dutch football stars, a court heard on Wednesday.

Thomas Simone, Kelly's father, said he
was proud of his daughter and her
classmates."They beat the crap out of
him," he said, laughing.


Thomas Simone, Kelly's father, said he
was proud of his daughter and her
classmates."They beat the crap out of
him," he said, laughing.
11/02/2003 03:12 AM
Students chase man who exposed himself .. There is nothing sweeter than revenge .. High school girls chase down, be .. charged

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X-Plane 6.51


X-Plane 6.51 03/13/2003 09:48 PM
Take a leisurely jaunt in a Cessna 172 or get supersonic on a Mach-3 XB-70 Valkyrie.

HELLO...I'M ON A PLANE...YES...A PLANE!!


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X-Plane 8.11 RC1


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X-Plane 8.11 RC3


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X-Plane 7.41


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X-Plane 8.11 RC2


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Mega Plane


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Just Plane Crazy


Just Plane Crazy 04/13/2005 02:01 AM
"When stewardesses were sexy and the world was sexist" is the tagline of this years-in-making musical by Suzy Conn, who also runs the blogway baby musicals log (which talks about this musical quite a bit). It's meant to be based around the early 1960's, when airlines were truly a luxury, not unlike a sea cruise or a first-class train ride pre-Amtrak. (The website spends some time going on about Braniff International, and it's worth it to check out the history of that airline. This is also laid out on top of the era of Women's Liberation, although it does so using the aesthetic of 1960's music and phraseology, which was, basically, designed by male-dominated hollywood. For everyone who sits in the cheap seats, if you let the flash animation at the beginning of the site load, it plays the entire opening title song for you. Hey, free show!

On the plane to San Diego


On the plane to San Diego 02/10/2004 02:47 AM

Back before all this weblogging stuff, I used to work as a consultant. Every Monday I had to get up and fly off to some city (Newark NJ, Bloomington IL by way of Chicago, Atlanta, etc.) where I'd spend the week working on-site at the client's office, and then I'd fly home on Friday afternoon, often barely arriving in time for dinner. I'd have two days home, and then be off again bright early Monday AM. It was fun and grueling, and this morning I got a little taste of my old life.

I woke up at 4:45 AM to catch a 7 AM flight to San Diego for the O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference. At the gate I noticed my former compatriots, the Monday morning business travelers. During the pre-boarding, I was the only woman, surrounded by men with suits, briefcases, and trench coats. It was just like the old days, and yet it wasn't, thanks to the amazing technology advances in the past six years. In the past it used to take me two laptop batteries to make it across the country, and even then, I'd often run out. And as for music, I was pretty much limited to the amount of CDs I could carry with me. So far today I've been flying for over three hours and I've got nearly 50% of my battery left on my iBook. My iPod also still has half its charge, and over 4 straight days of music sit at my fingertips. Pretty incredible, it sure makes for a more pleasant trip. Now if only they could do something about speeding up the flight, and warming up the plane!


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Passengers taken off plane


Passengers taken off plane 05/13/2004 02:26 AM
More than 30 passengers are taken off a Flybe flight from Glasgow to Belfast after a rowdy incident.

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A former airport security worker is jailed for nine months for carrying live bullets on a plane which landed at Heathrow Airport.

At Least 39 Killed in Plane Crash in
U.A.E.


At Least 39 Killed in Plane Crash in
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02/10/2004 01:35 PM
An Iranian airliner carrying mostly migrant workers crashed as it prepared to land in the United Arab Emirates today.

Is it a bird, is it a plane ...? I have
no idea but try it anyway


Is it a bird, is it a plane ...? I have
no idea but try it anyway
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Sleep de voorwerpen in de bol .. hiervan .. sphere .. grow

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The Former Cat Stevens Gets Plane
Diverted (AP)


The Former Cat Stevens Gets Plane
Diverted (AP)
09/21/2004 10:53 PM
AP - A London-to-Washington flight was diverted to Maine on Tuesday when it was discovered passenger Yusuf Islam — formerly known as singer Cat Stevens — was on a government watch list and barred from entering the country, federal officials said.

One Dead After N.C. Plane Crash


One Dead After N.C. Plane Crash 01/18/2004 04:52 AM
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Shorts may build new plane


Shorts may build new plane 02/18/2004 03:48 AM
The final assembly of a new type of aircraft could take place at Shorts in Belfast, its parent company says.
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