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Divorce Splits Me Up







Divorce Splits Me Up

Divorce Splits Me Up 02/01/2005 09:00 PM

One part of her marriage Meg Kelso won't miss: "His penis is not only twisted, the head is smaller than the shaft. It looks kind of like a pencil with a worn out eraser."




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