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I bring you a message from the year 2005...







I bring you a message from the year
2005...

I bring you a message from the year
2005...
12/31/2004 10:47 PM

Wow. Dude. 2005. That's fucked up right here. Two thousand and five years into the Common Era. Which is like only a hundred generations or something. One hundred tiny links in the enormous chain that includes my mum, my gran, some weird hairy ape-like ancestors and a few large numbers of protozoa (among others). At the moment of course it's 2005 in Europe and it's 2004 in America, which means that for the next few hours we Europeans get to enjoy our flying cars and jetpacks and stuff before the Americans collapse the wave-function and leave us with Desperate Housewives and Pot Noodle. It's 3.15am. It's 3.15am and it's the first day of a brand new year. I'm bored. Are we there yet?

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