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eWeek Pulls Socket Puppet from Lobbying
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eWeek Pulls Socket Puppet from Lobbying
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eWeek connects NMRC to Issue Dynamics, a telecom lobbying firm: Wayne Rash reports at the end of a story about Philadelphia's upcoming municipal wireless announcement the following blockbuster about the ties between the New Millennium Research Council, co-issuers of today's report "Not In The Public Interest - The Myth of Municipal Wi-Fi Networks." (I've written extensively about this report and its precursors over the last few days.) Rash writes: While preparing this story, eWEEK.com learned that the NMRC is actually owned and sponsored by Washington lobbying firm Issue Dynamics Inc., whose clients include most of the major telecommunications companies in the United States. Those companies have been active in opposing municipal wireless and broadband efforts. The company claimed that its reports were nevertheless completely independent. I've been saying these folks were sock puppets for days and criticizing the lack of transparency about funding among several organizations involved in creating this report, while still listening to the message. (I had some positive things to say about parts of the report earlier today.) This should be a major embarrassment to Issue Dynamics's clients who are now starkly revealed as the puppeteers. More prosaically, Rash describes the public/private partnership that Philadelphia expects to use, which is in contrast to the kinds of entirely municipal efforts decried in the NMRC's report. Tropos may have the lead as it was involved in a four-square-mile test. And note throughout the article that Philly's CIO Dianah Neff is talking about broadband wireless, not "Wi-Fi," as the report continually conflates. The ever-insightful Carol Ellison also weighed in about the NMRC report. She summarizes the phone conference about the release of the report today as, "The rollout of municipally held Wi-Fi networks will likely have a detrimental effect on city budgets and on competition." Ellison castigates the press event and the report, noting, "But while the session promised to fill the gap on the dearth of in-depth analysis on the subject, it and the report that accompanied it offered many more sweeping statements about failed projects than information about why they failed." Ellison shreds the NMRC for its undisclosed connection to Issue Dynamics: "The NMRC made a point to say that none of the researchers who participated received any money from NMRC. But in case you're wondering who's paying the bills at IDI, take a look at its client list. If you don't want to read the whole...

University to offer scholarships to
attract women gamers


University to offer scholarships to
attract women gamers
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Southern Methodist University is offering a scholarship for women interested in studying and producing computer games.

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Women Say Single Life Is Better?
(Reuters)


Women Say Single Life Is Better?
(Reuters)
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German women say single life is better
(Reuters)


German women say single life is better
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The Australian: Single women stay sane
[December 22, 2003]


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[December 22, 2003]
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women are happiest if they stay single, and men are happiest when they get married .. The key to happiness .. News Interactive

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The Government wants 6 hospitals to hand
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hundreds of women


The Government wants 6 hospitals to hand
over sensitive medical records for
hundreds of women
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A WEBSITE which supplies sperm to
lesbians and single women wanting to
have a baby today claimed...


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have a baby today claimed...
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Longhorn to meet 2006 date
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Schedule


Date Now! Online Dating Innovator
eTwine.com Unveils Unique Tool That
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Singles According to Their Own Personal
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Online dating and social networking leader eTwine.com (http://www.etwine.com) is excited to announce the launch of its newest feature for singles: Date Now! This unique tool allows singles to plan their dates according to their own personal schedules. [PRWEB Sep 21, 2004]

Hand Job brings you exclusive hardcore
pictures and videos of Hand Job content
on the internet


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Hand Job brings you exclusive hardcore pictures and videos of Hand Job content on the internet

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providers working hand-in-hand to lure
users


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(washingtonpost.com)


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leading honcho at CBS


… at least if you’re a
leading honcho at CBS
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pete the porno puppet


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If you caught the Daily Show the other night, you might have seen the segment featuring a couple goofballs and "pete the porno puppet" trying to convert folks at an adult film convention. Their site, at xxxchurch.com, boasts "the #1 christian porn site" and like any porn site, they even get their share of hate mail. The guys behind it seem to have a good sense of humor, even though they're sure that porn is "not what God intended for us."

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French interactive artists Jean-Jacques Birgé and Nicolas Clauss recently won a slew of awards, and have loaded two new pieces on the Flying Puppet website: Art Cage, a self-portrait, and Nocturne, an interactive painting (screen-grabbed here). Shockwave plug-in required.

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hand?


Does the left hand talk to the right
hand?
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Sock Puppet Talks, Unravels


Sock Puppet Talks, Unravels 03/14/2005 05:47 PM
Joseph Bast of The Heartland Institute equates municipal broadband with socialism: In any discussion in which two parties are ideologically opposed it is inevitable that the leftists call the rightists Nazis (or sometimes vice versa and the rightists call the leftists communists or socialists. Bast is the founder and head of The Heartland Institute, and he purveys the latest misrepresentation of the facts surrounding municipal networks. He calls municipal networks "an experiment with socialism" rather than, as I would expect a true conservative to do, call anti-municipal bills an experiment with state-controlled institution of de facto monopolies and duopolies reducing competition and innovation. "Advocates of municipalization accuse anyone who disagrees with them of being in the pocket of big telecom companies." I am not an advocate of municipal networks. I am an advocate of competition in local markets which municipalities may have to be involved in fostering or wresting control over despite the obvious concerns and problems with government offering technology services. Many of the bills under consideration or passed into law effectively prevent competition with incumbents in the guise of restricting municipal networks by disallowing municipalities the ability to foster FCC-recommended public/private partnerships. I am an advocate of public safety and homeland security improvements through better use of technology to replace, supplement, or add to the tools of fire, police, and rescue, which many municipalities would be banned from building even if they do not offer any services to the public under the most severe of the anti-municipal bills. I am an advocate of libraries and other similar organizations offering Wi-Fi to their patrons, a position echoed in the New Millennium Research Council (NMRC) and Heartland Institute co-authored reporter on municipal networking--Wi-Fi that would be banned under the Texas bill currently under consideration. I do not accuse The Heartland Institute of being in the pocket of big telecom. I can't because they don't reveal their funding. I created a chart, posted weeks ago, that shows the connections direct and barely indirect between Verizon and all of the board members of the NMRC and several individuals involved in the NRMC/Heartland municipal network report. The ones that don't have connections to Verizon are principally those that do not disclose their funding, so it's impossible to know. Bast's non-denial denial doesn't say that Heartland nor any of the affiliated parties in this report haven't taken money from telecoms. Everything in the...

What would Jesus say about Pete the
Porno Puppet?


What would Jesus say about Pete the
Porno Puppet?
05/01/2004 11:49 AM
Newsweek's Brian Braiker says,
This is a story i wrote this week about Pete the Porno Puppet, a truly bizarro PSA campaign that XXXchurch ("the #1 Christian porn site") launched -- it's an ad designed to convince parents to get rid of their porn stash so that children aren't exposed to it. The irony is that the anti-porn ad was filmed by smut peddler Jimmy D. Also, it's creepy as all getout.
Indeed. When I first ran accross the site a month or two ago, I was surprised to see they were (without permission) posting excerpts from an article< /a> about Hustler publisher Larry Flynt that I wrote for Wired News. Seeing your work snipped out of context to promote a political agenda you're not part of is almost as disturbing as... um... a talking, evangelical sock puppet that wants your porn.

Link to Newsweek story on XXXchurch

Announcing The Launch Of i-women.net -
America's First Online Shopping Mall
Created To Help Women Entrepreneurs
Succeed On The Internet


Announcing The Launch Of i-women.net -
America's First Online Shopping Mall
Created To Help Women Entrepreneurs
Succeed On The Internet
03/14/2005 04:40 PM
Join women entrepreneurs from around the country for the upcoming launch of the first online shopping network created for women merchants, retailers and catalogers on the Internet today. The i-women.net Online Shopping Mall is designed to help, promote and encourage the success of women entrepreneurs on the Internet without the high costs of conventional marketing and advertising. [PRWEB Mar 14, 2005]

overlook George’s … human
failings


overlook George’s … human
failings
06/11/2004 05:02 AM

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True COOPerative Multiplayer…here
to stay or gone tomorrow?


True COOPerative Multiplayer…here
to stay or gone tomorrow?
07/05/2004 06:00 AM

"entire puppet government of RSS resigns
in protest"


"entire puppet government of RSS resigns
in protest"
05/15/2004 02:22 PM

Teens Steal Skull, Use as Puppet
(Reuters)


Teens Steal Skull, Use as Puppet
(Reuters)
04/26/2004 09:02 AM
Reuters - Two Scottish teenage boys escaped a jail sentence for breaking into the tomb of one of Scotland's most violent noblemen and taking a skull to use as a ventriloquist's dummy.

Latest Sock Puppet Show: Recycling Old
Stats from PFF


Latest Sock Puppet Show: Recycling Old
Stats from PFF
04/11/2005 02:57 PM

Nothing new in this report from the incumbent-funded Progress and Freedom Foundation: This pro-incumbent institute is one of my favorite because of their full disclosure of their ties to industry with vested interests. The report recycles lots of figures and arguments from other sources, including the familiar "here's a bunch of failed municipal broadband projects," which actually aren't failures (see earlier post today on the Free Press's report) and which often involve vast investments for fiber-optic cabling which doesn't figure in here.

There's a lot of speculation and ideology in this report, and very little that I can hang onto to talk about that I haven't read elsewhere, usually in deeper form with more citation.

One place this report is correct is that the Philly business plan projects $500,000 in capital costs over the four years after the network is built, which is a little nutty. Given a network of that scale, about $500,000 per year in capital expense is more likely, but they also project a fairly high capital reserve which would cover more than than much expense.


New Flash goodie from Flying Puppet:
white vibes


New Flash goodie from Flying Puppet:
white vibes
12/09/2003 12:11 PM
I love what Nicolas Clauss does with Flash Shockwave. Always imaginative, elegant, understated, and in this case, vertigo-inducing.

"interactive sound paintings,a work on pixel as texture, a nods at the cd-rom Alphabet. Four years after dropping the brushes,a virtual come back to painting."

Link

Scottish teens steal skull to use as
puppet (Reuters)


Scottish teens steal skull to use as
puppet (Reuters)
04/24/2004 08:52 AM
Reuters - Two Scottish teenage boys have escaped a jail sentence for breaking into the tomb of one of Scotland's most violent noblemen and taking a skull to use as a ventriloquist's dummy.

» Waiting for Attention… or
something like it | Steve Gillmor's
Inforouter | ZDNet.com


» Waiting for Attention… or
something like it | Steve Gillmor's
Inforouter | ZDNet.com
03/31/2005 12:14 AM
Waiting for Attention€¦ or something like it Steve Gillmor's Inforouter

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