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The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest
selling newspaper

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest
selling newspaper 03/14/2003 12:58 PM
French President Jacques Chirac stood accused last night of being a blood brother of Iraqi tyrant Saddam Hussein .. Chiraq, Note to self: Try not to piss off the British Tabloids .. London Sun .. Le Worm

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"The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest
selling newspaper"

"The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest
selling newspaper" 05/18/2004 11:43 AM

"Santa santa santa santa santa PRESENTS
PRESENTS!"

"Santa santa santa santa santa PRESENTS
PRESENTS!" 12/25/2004 05:03 PM

Santa santa santa santa santa presents
presents

Santa santa santa santa santa presents
presents 12/25/2004 05:00 PM

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Naughty with Netflix

Naughty with Netflix 06/23/2004 07:37 AM
I feel like I'm cheating on my local video store when I order movies online.

FTC to E-tailers: Don't Be Naughty!

FTC to E-tailers: Don't Be Naughty! 11/13/2003 01:46 AM
Boston.Internet.com Nov 13 2003 0:53AM ET

SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote

SMS jokes keep Zim going during vote 04/05/2005 06:16 AM
iafrica.com Apr 5 2005 10:26AM GMT

UK ban on religious jokes

UK ban on religious jokes 06/22/2005 02:20 AM
Independant: "As MPs vote on whether to go ahead with a Bill that could outlaw religious jokes, we celebrate comedy's...

And you thought your mother was naughty

And you thought your mother was naughty 05/27/2004 04:49 AM
Racial Slurs have been around for centuries, and this website attempts to collect them all (2,295 so far) and explain their origins. May not be SFW if someone is reading over your shoulder.

Naughty techies for Feb 05: To Evil!

Naughty techies for Feb 05: To Evil! 03/17/2005 03:56 AM
Cory Doctorow: Danny O'Brien's "To Evil" column is a monthly roundup of bad actors in the technology world -- it's always a funny and telling swipe at rotten behaviour and bad judgement. This month's To Evil is just out:

Google Sacked Killed And Then Ate A Blogger

Mark Jen, fresh new Googler, formerly of Microsoft, was happily blogging about life at Google when he was called to the company's Human Resources office. There he was told that he was being let go.

And then, as the term "let go" was repeated with a slightly different stress, the floor beneath Jen was opened up, and he plunged into a school of the little piranhas Google HR keeps in a moat. The piranhas were later served up to other cowering employees by Google's famous sushi chef, who visits weekly. An important lesson was learnt.

Link (Thanks, Steve!)

Those naughty Girl Scouts

Those naughty Girl Scouts 03/06/2004 01:52 AM
Excerpts from a story about a cookie boycott involving the Girl Scouts, sex education, and the great state of Texas, with my comments interspersed throughout: Some families are boycotting Thin Mints and Do-Si-Dos and other Girl Scout cookies. Troop 7527 is down to just two members after the other girls were withdrawn by their parents. And Brownie Troop 7087 is no more.Why are folks in this conservative Texas town where...

ELLEJAE is naughty car parker

ELLEJAE is naughty car parker 12/19/2004 03:34 PM
Mark Frauenfelder: My friend and editor Chris Null snapped this photograph of a car occupying two handicapped spaces. Why should its owner care if someone dinged it? It's one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen. A scratch or ding would only improve its appearance.

I hope Santa doesn't bring you any presents, ELLEJAE. Link< /a>

A Parrot that tells jokes

A Parrot that tells jokes 01/27/2004 12:12 AM
Parrot's oratory stuns scientists: "The bird, a captive African grey called N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words, and shows...

Realistic punchlines for old jokes

Realistic punchlines for old jokes 04/19/2005 06:16 AM
Cory Doctorow: Here's a Something Awful competition to come up with realistic punchlines to old, generally offensive jokes:

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.

Link (via Waxy)

Join the cult of bad jokes.

Join the cult of bad jokes. 10/29/2003 01:15 AM

I tried and tried, but I just couldn't resist linking to this parody:

"Confirming their intent to battle Google's new Blogger service, MT then announced on its TypePad site that the it would be rendering all of its users' posts in image format- meaning that any blog hosted by the TypePad service would be immune to Google's awesome searching reach, because the blog entries would actually be images, rather than text ... Taking the incredible step to block your users' access to and from Google, the de-facto clearinghouse and meetinghouse of the Web, is a bold and almost paranoid move for MovableType to make in a war that hasn't even begun (neither the new Google-powered Blogger, nor MT's new TypePad sevice, have yet to launch). It's as if MT has forgotten how precarious their strong hold is over such a fickle group of fans."

For reference, the author was referring to this dollarshort.org post, which, I assume could have only benefitted from a "THIS IS A JOKE" disclaimer.

The confusion over my feeble attempts at humor has spurred us to create the <$MTJoke$> tag, which from this moment on, is a required Movable Type tag to be used when indicating sarcasm, gentle ribbing, playful jests and half-truths.

THIS IS A JOKE!

I guess my 26 paragraph screed on Google's gourmet chef wouldn't go over well either.

"National Naughty Pictures Are Bad Week"

"National Naughty Pictures Are Bad Week" 10/30/2003 10:25 PM

Perhaps the war would have been avoided
if Clinton hadn't been a naughty boy
with Lewinsky

Perhaps the war would have been avoided
if Clinton hadn't been a naughty boy
with Lewinsky 03/19/2003 10:28 PM
The consumate diplomat, Bill Clinton vicariously supports the war by defending Blair. On the one hand too bad someone with...

Google April Fools Jokes

Google April Fools Jokes 04/01/2005 10:39 PM
Search Engine Journal Apr 2 2005 2:59AM GMT

"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes"

"rejoinder to President Bush's jokes" 04/13/2004 03:30 PM

rejoinder to President Bush's jokes

rejoinder to President Bush's jokes 04/11/2004 12:20 AM
Be sure to watch this movie clip .. 3.6MB QuickTime Link .. Jason Woliner .. little video

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Email jokes backfire for UK workers

Email jokes backfire for UK workers 08/21/2004 04:39 PM
Personal Computer World Aug 21 2004 8:48PM GMT

The Limerick packs jokes anatomical ...

The Limerick packs jokes anatomical ... 06/18/2004 03:56 PM
Wordcraft, an on-line community of linguaphiles, best known for its extensive collection of eponyms, has taken on a new and fairly ambitious project -- they're trying to rewrite the entire Oxford English Dictionary -- in limerick form. So far they're only on the a's, but they do seem optimistic.
Shamelessly stolen from languagehat's blog

Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP)

Parton Jokes About 'Wardrobe
Malfunctions' (AP) 04/21/2004 09:03 PM
AP - If anyone was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction Wednesday during the Country Music Television Flame Worthy Video Music Awards, Dolly Parton aimed to disappoint.

Build A Darknet To Capture Naughty
Traffic

Build A Darknet To Capture Naughty
Traffic 06/07/2004 06:45 PM

Naughty Gnomes Made to Cover Up
(Reuters)

Naughty Gnomes Made to Cover Up
(Reuters) 05/12/2004 11:08 AM
Reuters - A Barnsley man has covered up his lewd garden gnomes with painted-on swimwear after police warned him he faced arrest for causing public offence.

Reality TV takes on naughty Germans
(Reuters)

Reality TV takes on naughty Germans
(Reuters) 08/06/2004 09:16 AM
Reuters - A German reality television show will whip misbehaving husbands into shape in a physical and psychological battle to win back their wives, show producers say.

Google: Whiz Kids or Naughty Boys?

Google: Whiz Kids or Naughty Boys? 08/19/2004 05:33 AM
Business Week Aug 19 2004 10:02AM GMT

Who's Naughty, Who's Nice .. Google
Christmas 2003

Who's Naughty, Who's Nice .. Google
Christmas 2003 12/16/2003 07:51 AM
Strategic Marketing Montreal Dec 16 2003 6:55AM ET

Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance

Dim-witted light bulb jokes won't have a
chance 03/16/2003 04:50 AM
If you need inspiration, go to www.google.com and search under the words ''light bulb jokes.'' There are thousands of light bulb joke Web sites. ...

Tough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video

Tough jab at GW's jokes as a satire
video 04/11/2004 12:28 AM

Dan Gillmor

Via Wonkette, here's a slightly unfair but powerful rejoinder to President Bush's jokes about weapons of mass destruction. Media is in the hands of everyone, and people are going to use it to hold powerful people -- including media people, such as the Washington correspondents who found Bush's performance so hilarious -- to account.

People seem to really be embracing web video as a medium and it definitely delivers the message at a different level than text. Very interesting to see how this form develops.

"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005"

"list of other April Fool's jokes for
2005" 04/02/2005 11:08 AM

Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes

Spammers Latest Trick? Dumb Jokes 07/06/2004 05:28 AM
Well, now you've done it. All those stupid jokes you've been sending around as friend spam has made spammers realize that to get past Bayesian spam filters, they shouldn't just paste in the text from classic pieces of literature, but instead just toss in a few lame jokes, and watch the spam fly right through filters. The article doesn't make the connection, but it seems quite likely that the reason these get through more effectively than other types of text is because so many people bombard their friends with stupid jokes as friend spam.

Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters)

Dean Jokes About 'Screeching' in Iowa
(Reuters) 01/22/2004 11:39 AM
Reuters - A hoarse Howard Dean joked on Thursday about his nationally televised outburst, saying his voice had not recovered from his "screeching" after he lost in Iowa, the first major prize for Democrats seeking the White House.

Online Casino Buys Naughty Kids' Gifts

Online Casino Buys Naughty Kids' Gifts 12/27/2004 04:48 AM
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Naughty kids lose gifts to online casino

Naughty kids lose gifts to online casino 12/27/2004 08:38 AM
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Online Casino Buys Naughty Kids' Gifts
(AP)

Online Casino Buys Naughty Kids' Gifts
(AP) 12/26/2004 10:43 PM
AP - An online casino that bought a cheese sandwich said to bear the Virgin Mary's image and a cane sold to banish a young boy's fear of ghosts has struck again — this time paying a man $5,300 for his naughty children's Christmas gifts.

On-line casino buys naughty kids' gifts

On-line casino buys naughty kids' gifts 12/27/2004 03:53 PM
globetechnology.com Dec 27 2004 8:22PM GMT

Peek In - so many naughty girls wanna
show clevage

Peek In - so many naughty girls wanna
show clevage 04/01/2005 01:41 AM
Peek In - girls wanna show clevage

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Online casino buys naughty children's
gifts

Online casino buys naughty children's
gifts 12/27/2004 04:48 AM
Waff.com - Mon Dec 27, 03:47 am GMT
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