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Moment of Jimmy Swaggart Zen

Moment of Jimmy Swaggart Zen 09/23/2004 01:09 PM
Xeni Jardin: During a recently broadcast sermon in which he discussed his opposition to gay marriage, evangelical telepreacher Jimmy Swaggart said:

"I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I'm going to be blunt and plain: If one ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died."

Link (via Warren)

jimmy swaggart regularly advocates
murder

jimmy swaggart regularly advocates
murder 09/23/2004 03:07 PM
his defense for having suggested the murder of gays? he's suggested other murders, too.

calling on Christians to publically
condemn Jimmy Swaggart

calling on Christians to publically
condemn Jimmy Swaggart 09/22/2004 02:27 PM
points out one such catastrophe .. according to Eugene Volokh .. Volokh

volokh.com/archives/archive_2004_09_14.shtml#1095723733
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"Televangelist Paul Crouch Attempts to
Keep Accuser Quiet"

"Televangelist Paul Crouch Attempts to
Keep Accuser Quiet" 09/13/2004 02:40 PM

Televangelist Paul Crouch Attempts to
Keep Accuser Quiet (Los Angeles Times)

Televangelist Paul Crouch Attempts to
Keep Accuser Quiet (Los Angeles Times) 09/12/2004 05:14 AM
Los Angeles Times - Televangelist Paul Crouch, founder of the world's largest Christian broadcasting network, has waged a fierce legal battle to prevent a former employee from publicizing allegations that he and Crouch had a sexual encounter eight years ago.

The Men Commandments

The Men Commandments 04/19/2004 01:38 AM

Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You’re no longer a man and you’re out of the man club.

1. It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
   • When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
   • The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
   • After wrecking your boss' car.
   • One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
   • When she is using her teeth.
2. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4. If you've known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6. No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend's birthday is strictly optional.
7. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8. When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
10. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.
11. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
12. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
13. If a Man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
15. A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
16. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both - that's just mean.
17. If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
18. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
19. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:
    • Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    • C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    • Another set and we can hit the showers!
20. Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
23. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Mens Gymnastics. Ever.
24. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker,  you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
25. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULLSHIT'.
    (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)
26. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
27. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
28. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.
29. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
30. A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.
31. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
32. If a buddy is out-numbered, out-Manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
    (Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.)
33. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.
34. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
35. When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.
36. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "FUCK OFF!" You are absolved of your of responsibility.

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15 -- oops -- 10 Commandments

15 -- oops -- 10 Commandments 12/27/2004 08:00 PM
Al abama judge wears robe with Ten Commandments embroidered on it in a nice cursive mustard yellow, bringing the state even closer to the nipples of religion. Lawyer objects. Hear the judge's defense at np r.

Value Investing's 10 Commandments

Value Investing's 10 Commandments 04/30/2004 10:50 AM
The art of value investing rests upon a timeless set of core principles.

ProNet: The Ten Commandments of
Freelancing

ProNet: The Ten Commandments of
Freelancing 03/25/2005 04:57 AM
We're lucky to have lots of Professional Network members who are freelancers, and for all of you who are out there fending for yourselves, you'll want to consider The Ten Commandments of Freelancing. Scott Thigpen's put together an outstanding list...

The 10 Commandments of Internet Writing

The 10 Commandments of Internet Writing 08/13/2004 04:00 PM
WebProNews Aug 13 2004 7:59PM GMT

Ten Commandments Judge to Fight for Job

Ten Commandments Judge to Fight for Job 12/04/2003 11:55 PM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 4 2003 10:39PM ET

Download our Ten Commandments of Egoless
Programming

Download our Ten Commandments of Egoless
Programming 06/10/2002 12:17 AM
CNET Jun 9 2002 10:23PM ET

Ala. Ten Commandments Monument Opens
Tour (AP)

Ala. Ten Commandments Monument Opens
Tour (AP) 07/31/2004 03:40 PM
AP - The Ten Commandments monument banished from Alabama's state judicial building began a national tour on the back of a flatbed truck on Saturday — starting outside the courthouse where the teaching of evolution was put on trial almost 80 years ago.

FAQ | Ten minus two commandments to help
thee love thy computer

FAQ | Ten minus two commandments to help
thee love thy computer 01/02/2005 04:20 AM
Philadelphia Inquirer Jan 2 2005 8:01AM GMT

Commandments case dominates Alabama
primary

Commandments case dominates Alabama
primary 05/24/2004 04:03 PM

Unclear on the Concept

Unclear on the Concept 02/10/2004 02:52 AM
Shark Tank: This company moves its call center to what used to be a bank, and the fireproof safe is the ideal place to store backup tapes. But when a fire guts the place, IT pilot fish is stunned to discover the tapes are melted.

"ajc.com | Metro | Judge warns those who
make threats over Commandments"

"ajc.com | Metro | Judge warns those who
make threats over Commandments" 12/15/2003 10:29 PM

CNN.com - Supreme Court rejects Ten
Commandments monument appeal - Nov. 3,
2003

CNN.com - Supreme Court rejects Ten
Commandments monument appeal - Nov. 3,
2003 11/06/2003 03:01 AM

CNN.com - Supreme Court rejects Ten
Commandments monument appeal - Nov. 3,
2003

CNN.com - Supreme Court rejects Ten
Commandments monument appeal - Nov. 3,
2003 11/05/2003 03:02 AM
The Supreme Court tells suspended Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore to fuck off .. declined to review the ruling .. the right outcome

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Woolworths future unclear

Woolworths future unclear 04/14/2005 12:49 AM
Woolworths's future is being questioned after venture capital firm Apax dropped a bid citing concerns over "key cash items".

Novell's uNclear product organizations

Novell's uNclear product organizations 03/08/2004 11:22 PM
Okay, so I may have exaggerated a tad when in last week's newsletter I said that NewsForge editor Lee Schlesinger had called Novell "a marketing powerhouse." But he did conclude that Novell's marketing was better than Red Hat's. That prompted long time reader Tim Houghton to opine that "...Linux is in trouble if Novell is considered a marketing powerhouse. Does anyone (other than newly indoctrinated Novell employees) understand what products/services are being touted under the uNsure, iNept, uNclear marketing program?"

Rift keeps Briton's fate unclear

Rift keeps Briton's fate unclear 09/22/2004 12:12 PM
The fate of a British hostage remains unclear amid conflicting reports around the release of an Iraqi prisoner.

Oracle Judge Says He's Still Unclear on
Key Concepts

Oracle Judge Says He's Still Unclear on
Key Concepts 06/25/2004 10:04 PM
The federal judge who will decide an antitrust trial contesting Oracle billion bid for PeopleSoft ordered the lawyers in the case to provide better explanations about several key concepts because he remains fuzzy on their meaning.

Bluetooth's Future Remains Unclear

Bluetooth's Future Remains Unclear 06/18/2004 07:25 PM
eWeek Jun 18 2004 11:11PM GMT

Future of GPs' system still unclear

Future of GPs' system still unclear 09/20/2004 09:17 PM
Computer Weekly Sep 21 2004 1:23AM GMT

After Hurricanes, an Unclear Future for
'Lake O'

After Hurricanes, an Unclear Future for
'Lake O' 06/05/2005 10:50 PM
Last year's hurricanes stirred up runoff that had rested for decades on the bottom of Lake Okeechobee, in Florida, disrupting the lake's ecosystem.

Saudi law unclear on women's vote

Saudi law unclear on women's vote 08/10/2004 10:58 AM
Saudi Arabia publishes rules for forthcoming elections, leaving the door open for women to vote.

Beryllium Risk Remains Unclear

Beryllium Risk Remains Unclear 08/12/2004 04:37 AM
The strong, lightweight metal is a key ingredient in nuclear weapons, computers, even golf clubs. However, making sure workers don't get sick from beryllium is a sticky problem. Second of a two-part series by John Gartner.

Shark Tank: Unclear on the concept

Shark Tank: Unclear on the concept 10/29/2003 01:13 AM
This company's real estate department picks out a whiz-bang Web-based application for sending computerized reports out to customers. It's a terrible application -- but that's not the big problem.

Market definition unclear in Oracle
trial

Market definition unclear in Oracle
trial 06/10/2004 10:10 PM
special coverage The judge overseeing the case to block Oracle's bid for PeopleSoft still grapples with issue of market definition. Also: Where the risks are.

N.Korea Blast Cause Unclear But Many
Theories (Reuters)

N.Korea Blast Cause Unclear But Many
Theories (Reuters) 09/12/2004 09:55 PM
Reuters - An accident at an underground munitions depot or a weapons factory was the likely cause of a huge explosion in North Korea last week, and there were possibly two blasts, South Korean media reports said on Monday.

Wi-fi popular with users, but path to
profit still unclear

Wi-fi popular with users, but path to
profit still unclear 06/14/2004 02:06 AM
USA Today Jun 14 2004 6:14AM GMT

Why this is art, Jimmy.

Why this is art, Jimmy. 04/01/2005 09:50 AM
Is this important? Take a narrated pop tour through an exhibit of Bill Barminski's art. More Barminski. (via riley dog)

Extent of Government's Control Unclear
as It Formally Steps In

Extent of Government's Control Unclear
as It Formally Steps In 06/28/2004 11:30 PM
U.S. aides and Iraqi officials said they had moved up the date to foil terrorist attacks that might be in the works.

Spirit Rover Sending Data Again, Status
Unclear

Spirit Rover Sending Data Again, Status
Unclear 01/24/2004 07:07 AM
communicated with ground controllers early this morning .. not being completely hosed .. second, 20 minute signal .. Spirit news at space.com .. Spirit phones home

space.com/missionlaunches/spirit_talks_040123.html
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German Man Shot Dead in Saudi, Motive
Unclear

German Man Shot Dead in Saudi, Motive
Unclear 05/22/2004 03:37 PM
Reuters via Wired News May 22 2004 7:40PM GMT

Net users unclear about legal
responsibilties claims ISP survey

Net users unclear about legal
responsibilties claims ISP survey 05/17/2004 10:22 AM
Computer Buyer May 17 2004 2:13PM GMT

"Jimmy Jump"

"Jimmy Jump" 07/04/2004 08:07 PM

Jimmy Carter tries something new at 79

Jimmy Carter tries something new at 79 02/10/2004 02:56 AM
Jimmy Carter has started a weblog. It reads just like Carter -- earnest, full of attempts to do good, self-deprecating, but also overladen with insignificant details and dull. I admire and respect the man enormously, especially for what he has done since he left the Presidency, and he can be quite funny in person, but his weblog needs an editor or ghostwriter. The writing is full of facts and figures, and contains recitations of what he did each day, but he seems to lack the ability to skip the irrelevant details to present the telling anecdote that makes his point. Nobody, except perhaps those working on Guinea Worm eradication, is going to wade through all that leaden prose. Still, kudos to Carter for trying something new at 79. Plus, good writing isn't everything, and he and the Carter Center have done more good since leaving the Presidency than all the other golf-playing, corporate trough-guzzling rent-a-speechifying ex-Presidents....
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