Olsen Twins Promote McDonald's Meals (AP)

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Olsen twins sue over royalties

Olsen twins sue over royalties 04/27/2004 06:14 AM
BBC Apr 27 2004 9:51AM GMT

Canada Fears the Olsen Twins

Canada Fears the Olsen Twins 05/02/2004 08:32 AM
Winnipeg Sun columnist Steve Tilley believes that the Olsen Twins need to respect each other's personal space a little bit better: "Why are they ALWAYS touching each other?" (05-01)

Hollywood Walk of Fame Honors Olsen
Twins (AP)

Hollywood Walk of Fame Honors Olsen
Twins (AP) 04/29/2004 07:12 PM
AP - Hollywood got two stars for the price of one as 17-year-old twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen shared a new marker on the Walk of Fame.

McDonald's Adds Healthy Adult Happy
Meals (AP)

McDonald's Adds Healthy Adult Happy
Meals (AP) 04/15/2004 03:32 PM
AP - Striving for a healthier image in the age of obesity, McDonald's is rolling out new Happy Meals specially for adults with salad, bottled water and pedometers — and coming soon for the kids, fresh fruit instead of fries.

Healthier Happy Meals?

Healthier Happy Meals? 04/13/2005 10:44 AM
With burgers in hand, McDonald's appears poised for continued growth.

An Olsen intervention

An Olsen intervention 06/10/2004 07:46 AM
Girls, before you turn 18, read this! Expert advice about becoming a woman from Janice Dickinson, J.T. LeRoy, Annie Sprinkle, a Ying Yang twin and more.

Health warning over ready meals

Health warning over ready meals 05/28/2004 06:32 AM
Different versions of the same TV dinner can vary widely in their fat and salt content, warns a consumer watchdog.

Happy Meals Kill Grimace!

Happy Meals Kill Grimace! 08/20/2004 08:39 AM
The Happy Meal turns 25, but it's still got a childish smile.

£280m for healthy school meals

£280m for healthy school meals 03/30/2005 02:01 AM
Schools in England get extra money to ensure they spend at least 50p on the ingredients of meals.

How can school meals be made healthier?

How can school meals be made healthier? 03/30/2005 09:36 AM
The government has promised £280m to improve school lunches following a campaign by celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. Will it make a difference?

Half-Price Restaurant Meals

Half-Price Restaurant Meals 08/18/2004 11:03 AM
Even ritzy restaurants are offering diner discounts these days.

Children's restaurant meals poor

Children's restaurant meals poor 07/27/2004 05:59 AM
Children's meals in restaurants and cafes fail to meet nutrition guidelines for schools, a report finds.

Pupils 'ashamed' of free meals

Pupils 'ashamed' of free meals 06/01/2004 08:58 AM
Children are not taking up free school meals for fear of "looking different", a survey says.

Alexander Kirk Olsen

Alexander Kirk Olsen 12/13/2003 08:11 AM
dawn .. Alex .. boy

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well, no one ever called him Jimmy Olsen

well, no one ever called him Jimmy Olsen 03/14/2005 05:51 PM
Regarding Mr. Orlowski's breathless rant about Doonesbury and Creative Commons: as the Surburban Limbo evinces (thanks, Staci!), the plot-line is actually two years old. While you'd have to be a bit clueless to believe that Thudpucker is actually speaking CC-speak, it would be quite amazing to think that he was speaking CC-speak in January, 2003. Sure, CC had been around for six weeks. But even Mr. Trudeau is not following events that closely. Another mistake, Mr. Orlowski. Will you correct this one?

Pupils promised free school meals

Pupils promised free school meals 02/13/2004 09:26 AM
A city council is set to provide free breakfasts and lunches for all primary school children.

Holiday party gives meals from home a
whole new meaning

Holiday party gives meals from home a
whole new meaning 12/24/2003 08:16 PM
Google Doesn't Know Me was reserved for steamed taro, a root vegetable Yu picked up earlier that day at Lee's Asian Market near Albany. ...

Army Develops MRPs (Meals Ready to Pee
On)

Army Develops MRPs (Meals Ready to Pee
On) 07/22/2004 01:19 PM

Fresh from their success in creating the Three Year Indestructible Sandwich, the US Army's Soldier System Center in Natick, Massachusetts has created a pouch filled with chicken and rice that can be rehydrated with a soldier's own urine. Or the urine of their crushed enemies. Anything really, even the muddiest swamp water, as the pouch uses a special filter that uses osmosis to remove 99.9-percent of bacteria and toxic chemicals from the water used to rehydrate the food (Now with 0.1-percent Deadly Toxins!). Of course, regular, non-lethal water should be used in optimal situations, but engineers involved with the project reassure us that short term usage probably won't cause any long-term kidney damage (unless your buddy kicks you in the side to get enough fluid to reconstitute his peaches).

You don't want to know what has to be done to make the Tootsie Roll chewy again.

Read - Army rations rehydrated by urine [NewScientist via DefenseTech ]

Ashley Olsen cancels trip to be with
twin

Ashley Olsen cancels trip to be with
twin 06/24/2004 04:26 PM

Ashley Olsen Cancels Trip to Be With
Twin (AP)

Ashley Olsen Cancels Trip to Be With
Twin (AP) 06/24/2004 11:15 AM
AP - Ashley Olsen has canceled a trip to Australia to stay with her twin sister, Mary-Kate, who is being treated for "a health-related issue."

Ashley Olsen Says Twin 'Hanging in
There' (AP)

Ashley Olsen Says Twin 'Hanging in
There' (AP) 06/28/2004 05:59 PM
AP - The "health-related issue" Mary-Kate Olsen is seeking treatment for is something she has struggled with for some time, her twin sister, Ashley, told People magazine.

Mary-Kate Olsen to Return Home Soon (AP)

Mary-Kate Olsen to Return Home Soon (AP) 07/20/2004 07:51 PM
AP - After six weeks at a treatment facility for a health-related issue, Mary-Kate Olsen, the brunette half of the Olsen twins, is "doing well" and her fans can "expect her to return home soon," her publicist, Michael Pagnotta, said Tuesday.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen face age 18

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen face age 18 05/05/2004 05:06 PM

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are, um,
legal

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are, um,
legal 06/13/2004 06:20 PM
legal as of today

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Google Playing Catch Up; Corrections for
Stefanie Olsen

Google Playing Catch Up; Corrections for
Stefanie Olsen 06/17/2005 04:33 PM
So I'm reading Google readying Web-only video search over on ZDNet and am struck by a few things. First off, this "web-only" moniker is a bit odd. I read the whole article and was still left not entirely sure what "web-only" really means. The word "only" appears only twice on the first page: once in the headline and once in the lead paragraph. Later on, I read this: The first stage of the video search engine will put Google on...

Jack Kirby's weirdly wonderful Jimmy
Olsen comics

Jack Kirby's weirdly wonderful Jimmy
Olsen comics 07/20/2004 11:03 AM
Irregular Orbit has a nice entry that sums up everything great about comic book genius Jack Kirby.

[Kirby] also agreed to take on DC's long-time oddball series, Superman's Pal: Jimmy Olsen. Which quickly became Superman's Ex-Pal: The New Jimmy Olsen -- folded into Kirby's Fourth World universe with wild plotlines involving subterranean space-age/primitive biker gangs, genetic research carried out by genetically enhanced researchers and chaos wrought by rampaging D.N.Aliens. And then there's Don Rickles look-alike, Goody Rickels vs. Don Rickles himself. This is all conveyed in Kirby's expressionistic, perspective pushing, chrome-plated, spaced-out style, complete with the occasional trippy photo-montage for variety.

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CNN.com - Source: Mary-Kate
Olsen treated for eating disorder - Jun
22, 2004

CNN.com - Source: Mary-Kate
Olsen treated for eating disorder - Jun
22, 2004 06/23/2004 06:18 AM
Mary-Kate Olsen treated for eating disorder .. Really? Nuh-uh .. CNN

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"Washington's Other W Twins"

"Washington's Other W Twins" 05/29/2004 12:07 AM

Washington's Other W Twins

Washington's Other W Twins 05/23/2004 10:35 PM
Washingtonienne is hot (and Wonkette is too) .. really good parties .. cheekbone action .. has a drink

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Twins Cards 1.2.5

Twins Cards 1.2.5 11/06/2003 05:02 PM
Match Froggy’s songs and movement in this memory game.

Formerly Conjoined Twins See Each Other
(AP)

Formerly Conjoined Twins See Each Other
(AP) 08/10/2004 02:24 PM
AP - Six days after surgeons separated them, 2-year-old twins Carl and Clarence Aguirre got their first looks at each other on Tuesday — but seemed more interested in their mother and a television set.

Twins Edge Royals 4-3 (AP)

Twins Edge Royals 4-3 (AP) 09/04/2004 01:54 PM
AP - Terry Tiffee led off the bottom of the ninth with his first major league home run to lift the Minnesota Twins past Kansas City 4-3 on Saturday.

N.D. Twins Turned 100 on Christmas (AP)

N.D. Twins Turned 100 on Christmas (AP) 12/27/2004 09:43 PM
AP - Lilly and Marie Clifford marked their 100th birthdays quietly at home, say employees at the twins' assisted living center.

Byrnes Hits 2-Run HR, A's Nip Twins in
13 (AP)

Byrnes Hits 2-Run HR, A's Nip Twins in
13 (AP) 05/08/2004 03:36 AM
AP - Eric Byrnes hit a two-run homer in the 13th inning to give the Oakland Athletics an 11-9 win over the Minnesota Twins on Friday night.

There Are Infinitely Many Prime Twins

There Are Infinitely Many Prime Twins 05/28/2004 06:21 PM

Romanian, 67, expecting twins

Romanian, 67, expecting twins 12/29/2004 08:13 PM
Romanian doctors say a 67-year-old woman, pregnant with twin girls, is set to be the oldest recorded mother.

A conservative cringes at the twins

A conservative cringes at the twins 09/01/2004 08:58 PM
If you just can't hear enough about the Bush twins' performance at the Republican National Convention, we commend to you the remarks of Michael Anthony Peroutka, the candidate of the Constitution Party. They're the folks for whom the current iteration of the Republican Party just isn't conservative enough.

Mariners Edge Twins 4-3 (AP)

Mariners Edge Twins 4-3 (AP) 08/11/2004 01:27 AM
AP - Edgar Martinez homered in his first game since announcing he will retire at the end of this season, and Gil Meche pitched two-hit ball for eight innings in the Seattle Mariners' 4-3 victory Tuesday night over the Minnesota Twins.

Skating Twins Break Arms on Same Day
(AP)

Skating Twins Break Arms on Same Day
(AP) 04/27/2004 07:59 PM
AP - They say twins feel each other's pain, but 8-year-olds Cassidy and Marissa Wiese of Laurel might have taken that idea a bit too far. In a five-hour span on April 17, both girls had rolling skating accidents that resulted in broken left arms.
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