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"Secret Santa"
"Secret Santa"
11/12/2003 10:23 PMSecret Santa
Secret Santa
12/03/2002 11:46 AMI am a Secret
Santa.

Secret Santa disappoints
Secret Santa disappoints
12/25/2004 05:12 PMSigh... last month, I wrote: Yes, it's late November again, so it's
once again time for Secret Santa. I have habitually been the person in
the gift exchange whose name never got put into the hat, or the person
who...
Time to buy your Secret Santa Gifts
Time to buy your Secret Santa Gifts
12/19/2004 03:55 PMI got the email today about my Secret Santa gift recipient. He's a
Blog-Keeping, Mac-Using, iPod-Loving Liberal. And no, it's no one I'm
married to; in fact, it's someone I've never even heard of before. So
now I have to...
Secret Santa 2003 is launched...
Secret Santa 2003 is launched...
11/12/2003 01:19 PMSo Secret Santa
2003 has launched. For those of you who are newbies, the point
remains the same - you give us details of your site and your wishlist
and then on December the 10th we send them out to another person
elsewhere on the web who buys you a present. You get someone else's
details and buy them a present. Everyone gets a present! Everyone's
happy!
This is Santa's third year, and Cal, Denise an I are back to
serving just the weblogging / personal publishing community. It's only
right and proper given that's the community that we're part of and
care most about. And Secret Santa has generally been a tremendous
success. Over the last two years over 1,000 presents were sent
out to people, promoting peace love and general loveliness all over
the world - from Japan to Germany!
This year the one most obvious difference is that I've rewritten
the copy so that the vast majority of it is now in bad poetry. I'd
like to apologise to you all for this straightaway, particularly to
the UI, usability and editorial professionals out there who probably
won't appreciate how hard it is to put clear instructions into groups
of rhyming eight-syllable sentences and will just concentrate on the
"It's not very good" aspect of the whole enterprise...
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EBay Plays Not-So-Secret Santa
EBay Plays Not-So-Secret Santa
11/13/2003 01:46 AMBoston.Internet.com Nov 13 2003 0:53AM ET
ThinkBlank’s Secret Santa Exchange
ThinkBlank’s Secret Santa Exchange
11/12/2003 06:48 PMthinkblank.com/santa2003
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A secret that stayed secret in the place
where no one can keep a secret
A secret that stayed secret in the place
where no one can keep a secret
02/07/2005 01:37 AM
We may soon know
the identity of Deep Throat. It seems that Bob Woodward has penned
the obituary of the elusive Deep Throat. There have been
no lack of theories for who might actually be Deep
Throat. And of course, any political
conspiracy
theory secret wouldn't be any fun without
tying it back
to Bush somehow.
Santa santa santa santa santa presents
presents
Santa santa santa santa santa presents
presents
12/25/2004 05:00 PMebaumsworld.com/santabadger.html
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"Santa santa santa santa santa PRESENTS
PRESENTS!"
"Santa santa santa santa santa PRESENTS
PRESENTS!"
12/25/2004 05:03 PMFeds defend secret law with secret brief
Feds defend secret law with secret brief
09/21/2004 06:23 AM
Cory Doctorow:
Bill sez, "The Justice Department continues to demand the right to
file a secret brief in Gilmore vs. Ashcroft, a case that involves
secret law. In response to a September 10th ruling by the 9th Circuit
US Court of Appeals that rejected DOJ's attempt to file their
arguments in secret, the DOJ filed a motion asking the Court to
reconsider its decision."
Link
(
Thanks, Bill!)
Poetry bl0g
Poetry bl0g
02/10/2004 02:51 AMPete the Beat who has been blogging his poems in my back pages (um,
comments) has started his own blog, Beat Way Down. Here's how one
entry begins : The art of highballs and cocktails cannot reach Mars on
Main......
Spam Poetry
Spam Poetry
07/27/2004 06:28 PMCourtesy of The Register, this is a marvellous collection of spam
poetry - little bits of spam emails that seem to have a deeper
meaning. My personal favourite is the lovely phrase "Translucent
gibbon rucksack bonanza".
Poetry, Go, Kerry
Poetry, Go, Kerry
07/31/2004 07:13 PMI love live sports (which is to say, ritualized conflict) and I love
language, so how could I not love the political arena? Herewith some
notes provoked by the just-ended and much-blogged Democratic National
Convention...
The People's Poetry
The People's Poetry
05/27/2004 12:36 PM
What is
the current state of American poetry? Hank Lazer:
Perhaps,
contrary to the laments, we are now living through a particularly rich
time in American poetry—an era of radically democratized poetry...In
its anarchic democratic disorganized decentralization, poetry culture
has developed in a manner parallel to the computer: the decentralized
PC has beaten the main-frame. No one can pretend to know what is out
there, or what is next. Who are some of the most notable
American poets active in the beginning of the 21st century? 1 o'clock poetry
1 o'clock poetry
02/13/2004 03:29 AMUnder the slugging monk
the waiter asks
"Have you lost your little world?"
The poetry wants to be free
The poetry wants to be free
02/01/2005 09:58 PM
U Penn's Center
for Programs in Contemporary Writing launches PennSound, an mp3
poetry library. Press release is
here. Listen to sound files of
single poems; read the
manifesto
; browse the
au
thor index; check out the
webcast archive;
and
more (from the related
Ubuweb).
Spam as Poetry
Spam as Poetry
06/03/2004 08:19 PMBaseball Poetry
Baseball Poetry
08/02/2004 01:00 AM
The
Night Game, by Robert Pinsky;
Ba
seball and Writing, by Marianne Moore;
Baseball
Canto, by Lawrence Ferlinghetti; and
more baseball
poetry than you can shake a stick at.
Apple: Poetry In Motion
Apple: Poetry In Motion
04/22/2004 12:01 PMCompositing tour-de-force Motion introduced at NAB 2004. By Charlie
White, Broadcast Newsroom (via MyAppleMenu)
Slam poetry for CC remix
Slam poetry for CC remix
07/23/2004 04:46 AMWayne Mercier is a Vancouver slam poet who has just released his first
book of poetry published, and along with it, a CD of him reading his
work. He's made the entire audio of the CD available for downloand and
remix under a Creative Commons license.
I'm really excited about this, not just because it's a way of getting
my stuff out into the world, but because - to my knowledge - this is
the first time this has been done in Canadian poetry. Coach House
Press releases electronic editions of their author's work but retains
copyright. Also the fact that this is audio, and thus open to
extensive remixing and incorporation into larger, multimedia projects,
is very cool.
Link
a>
(Thanks, Wayne!)
Captchas as random poetry
Captchas as random poetry
11/10/2003 11:24 PM
Patrick Swieskowski has written a scraper that sucks in four random
captcha words from AOL Instant Messenger's sign-up screen and arranges
them as serindipitous, random poetry.
Link
(
Thanks, Patrick!)
"poetry can no longer be taught"
"poetry can no longer be taught"
05/21/2004 12:54 AMStupid Finnish poetry
Stupid Finnish poetry
03/06/2004 02:03 AM
Teekkarin pääsiäinen:
tuokkonen oikealla
läppäri vasemmalla
Ilo on joskus
yksinkertaista
Apologies to my foreign readers. It would be worse in English,
trust me :-). I just had to put this one in the form of a tanka poem.
I have no explanation.
Last call for spam poetry
Last call for spam poetry
07/01/2004 05:15 AMThe Register Jul 1 2004 9:43AM GMT
Full-Frontal Poetry
Full-Frontal Poetry
07/23/2004 11:38 AM"Hawaiian princess," begins the poem
Ode to Mika, a rewrite of
a review from the
Unveiled Philidelphia strip club newspaper.
"You have tight,/Shapely buns."
google ad gibberish poetry
google ad gibberish poetry
03/06/2004 01:57 AMhemmorhoids buy a bidet
New Zealand Electronic Poetry Centre
New Zealand Electronic Poetry Centre
07/19/2004 04:41 AM
Cap
ital of the Minimal is a new feature at the
New Zealand
Electronic Poetry Centre. It contains poetry, photography, and art
work by 24 Dunedin writers, as well as some previously unreleased
recordings by Flying Nun legends
The
Clean,
The Verlaines, and
The Chills (as well as some considerably more
obscure stuff). [M.I.]
Poetry gala for Bard boy Doherty
Poetry gala for Bard boy Doherty
04/13/2005 10:59 PMBabyshambles singer Pete Doherty is to perform his own poetry at a
Scottish festival celebrating Robert Burns.
The poetry of fraud, back online
The poetry of fraud, back online
04/11/2005 08:35 AMDenverpost.com - Mon Apr 11, 08:22 am GMT
Virus writer resorts to poetry
Virus writer resorts to poetry
04/26/2004 05:13 PMSympatico Apr 26 2004 9:42PM GMT
Perl Haiku Poetry Contest
Perl Haiku Poetry Contest
01/23/2004 03:49 AMSlashdot Jan 23 2004 7:56AM GMT
Poetry Dedicated to Leonardo DiCaprio
Poetry Dedicated to Leonardo DiCaprio
03/15/2003 05:14 PM The Leonardo
DiCaprio Poetry Site This is a poetry site totally dedicated to
the talented actor Leonardo DiCaprio / Without whom / Our lives would
be empty of all inspiration. There would be no work of art for us to
gaze at / No timeless melody to listen to.
Some of it's quite sincere: Must. Not. Heh.
Snicker. . . story about poetry and literature found
in spam
story about poetry and literature found
in spam
12/03/2003 05:15 AMSpammers turn to classic prose ..
poetry
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Xeni on NPR: Cheeseball pop love songs
are poetry, too.
Xeni on NPR: Cheeseball pop love songs
are poetry, too.
02/13/2004 01:18 PM
On today's edition of the NPR program "
Day to Day," I
interview a
University of
Pennsylvania writing instructor who is teaching her students the
common literary elements found in simple pop songs from the '70s and
'80s, classic love poems, and sonnets.
Her
course is called "Hit Me Baby One More Time -- The Erotic Lyric
Tradition", and uses two recently-published compilations of
uber-schlocky pop song lyrics:
I Can't Fight This Feeling (love songs), and
You Give Love a Bad Name (breakup songs).
Listen to the archived audio segment after 12PM PT, and hear what may
well be the most hilarious 30 seconds in NPR history: award-winning
news man Carl
Kassel performing a reading of the Pat Benatar classic "Love is a
Battlefield." Who loves you, baby?
Link to archived audio (Real and WM), available after 12PM
PT.
Coder serves up poetry with newest Bagle
Coder serves up poetry with newest Bagle
04/26/2004 03:46 PMZDNet Apr 26 2004 7:47PM GMT
Hacker serves poetry with newest Bagle
Hacker serves poetry with newest Bagle
04/27/2004 07:18 AMZDNet Apr 27 2004 11:38AM GMT
Spam poetry reaches new artistic heights
Spam poetry reaches new artistic heights
06/17/2004 08:33 AMCrestfallen, thousand years waiting
Poetry of Popular Patter (Los Angeles
Times)
Poetry of Popular Patter (Los Angeles
Times)
05/31/2004 05:38 AMLos Angeles Times - We are victims of anxious advertising executives
and publicity-hungry politicians. Desperate to sell their messages
quickly, they repeatedly load their slogans with words whose first
sound repeats. They do this crudely and self-consciously, these
villains, cheapening a subtly beautiful literary technique.
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OpenGL Shading Language
OpenGL Shading Language
07/15/2004 04:54 PMwhat we do is secret
what we do is secret
04/12/2005 01:44 PM
Thought you
knew the
first wave L.A.
punk scene?
Knew Belinda Carlisle was a
Germs drummer, Pat Smear became
Nirvana's guitarist,
Henry Rollins was
not the lead singer
of
Black Flag?
Think... Again. New book
out
today.
The secret is out of the bag
The secret is out of the bag
06/17/2005 04:39 PMI promised Dick Hardt I wouldn't blog about this - but now that
Photo Matt has blogged it - the whole world knows: Sxip is
working on a TypeKey killer - based upon their Sxip Networks
ytechnology.
It'll be revealed at SuperNova next week. It's about time!
"is secret"
"is secret"
09/07/2004 08:02 PMOpenGL® Shading Language Front-End
Compiler Open Source
OpenGL® Shading Language Front-End
Compiler Open Source
04/25/2004 05:51 AMMicrosoft's secret
Microsoft's secret
09/16/2004 08:56 PMUSA Today Sep 17 2004 0:36AM GMT
Secret Squirrel 0.8
Secret Squirrel 0.8
05/14/2004 11:52 PMA password manager.
Secret Squirrel 0.7
Secret Squirrel 0.7
05/08/2004 07:35 AMA password manager.
WPA's Little Secret
WPA's Little Secret
11/04/2003 02:32 PMWi-Fi Protected Access (WPA) has a weakness: poorly chosen short
human-readable passphrases can be cracked with a robust dictionary
attack offline and without access to the network: Robert Moskowitz,
the senior techncial director of TruSecure Corp.'s ICSA Labs, has
given me permission to post this paper he has written that describes a
weakness in the interface design for WPA-equipped access points and
adapters. Robert's paper is rather technical and specific, but I can
summarize: Short, text-based WPA keys can be broken through no fault
in the WPA protocol. The longer summary: If you use the standard
interface for WPA key entry and provide a text passphrase that uses
words found in dictionaries of fewer than 20 characters, a cracker
passively intercepting initial key exchange messages can employ an
offline dictionary attack and extract the encryption key, gaining
access to the network. Key exchange messages occur at the beginning of
a connection between an adapter (station) and an access point; that
exchange can be forced to repeat by a cracker sending a disassociate
message which forces a new exchange within about 30 seconds. So a
cracker can be on and off the network in a couple of minutes with the
information they need. This is actually much worse than WEP, but
easily solved. Robert points out that dictionary-based cracking
programs abound, and that little modification would be needed to turn
one of those into a weak-WPA-key attack. The fundamentals of WPA
remain intact; this is technically an interface problem given that
manufacturers know -- as he points out in his paper -- that users
won't enter long keys. Microsoft solved this problem with their
128-bit WEP solution for their broadband gateway by writing the key to
a floppy disk after it was generated, allowing users to walk the key
from machine to machine. It should be made clear that WEP's flaw were
deep within: WEP can be cracked regardless of how good your key
selection is or how long the key. With WPA, the length of the
passphrase and its quality has a direct relationship to its integrity.
The problem Robert describes isn't unknown; he's just isolated and
expanded on it. The solution is also quite simple: choose a key of at
least 96 bits or a passphrase that includes gibberish that's more than
20 characters long. So far, of all the WPA interfaces that I've seen,
only Apple's allows you...
What is Victoria's Secret?
What is Victoria's Secret?
03/20/2003 06:42 PM What *is* Victoria's
Secret? How
does she stay so thing? [props to a
fellow tiger]
What's the secret of comedy?
What's the secret of comedy?
02/01/2005 09:56 PMI'm cursed. Just one day after my new book on RSS and Atom went into
production, a new version of RSS 1.0 was released: RSS 1.1 It wouldn't
be so bad, but the Atom project released a new draft...
The Big Secret: Palladium
The Big Secret: Palladium
06/26/2002 01:01 PMAn exclusive first look at Microsoft’s ambitious-and risky-plan to
remake the personal computer to ensure security, privacy and
intellectual property rights. Will you buy it? -- Steven Levy
"tri" CNET: Microsoft to open source
Palladium?
"zeldman.wretkin"
No secret vetoes on right to know
No secret vetoes on right to know
05/12/2004 01:18 AMMinisters must comply with freedom of information laws or explain
their decision to MPs, a watchdog says.
A secret relationship
A secret relationship
09/03/2004 08:27 AMMy brother and I have a 10-year history of incest. Should I tell his
future wife?
Secret love
Secret love
08/10/2004 08:41 AMI've been crazy about this guy for years. How do I tell him?
"The U.N.'s Dirty Little Secret"
"The U.N.'s Dirty Little Secret"
12/10/2003 10:15 PMKeep It Secret! Keep It Safe! 0.9
Keep It Secret! Keep It Safe! 0.9
07/04/2004 07:17 AMA Java password manager.
Secret societies
Secret societies
05/22/2004 06:32 PMSydney Morning Herald,Australia-3 hours ago ... together. With
Google's invitation-only social networking website, orkut,
you're asked to look at what friendship really means online. ...
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