Confusing your heart with your dick

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"Vice President Dick Cheney Rushed To
The Aid Of Defense Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld -- Under Fire Over Iraqi Prison
Abuses -- By Saying People Should "Get
Off His Case" And Let Rumsfeld Do His
Job (Tell 'Em Dick)"

"Vice President Dick Cheney Rushed To
The Aid Of Defense Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld -- Under Fire Over Iraqi Prison
Abuses -- By Saying People Should "Get
Off His Case" And Let Rumsfeld Do His
Job (Tell 'Em Dick)" 05/10/2004 02:59 PM

Woman has heart-attack on plane that
also happens to be carrying 15 heart
specialists on their way to a medical
conference

Woman has heart-attack on plane that
also happens to be carrying 15 heart
specialists on their way to a medical
conference 01/01/2004 04:27 AM
Sick airline passenger had many doctors .. You don't get any luckier than this

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World Heart gets big order, 20 Novacor
heart pumps for German centre

World Heart gets big order, 20 Novacor
heart pumps for German centre 02/17/2004 03:51 PM
Canadian Press via Canada.com Feb 17 2004 7:46PM GMT

State-of-the Art Heart Auscultation
Diagnosis Tools are Highlighted on World
Heart Day

State-of-the Art Heart Auscultation
Diagnosis Tools are Highlighted on World
Heart Day 09/27/2004 02:32 AM
Biosignetics Corporation has developed and applied state-of-the art signal processing computational algorithms aiming to stimulate basic research and to teach physicians and medical students to perform “digital” heart auscultation diagnosis during the routine medical checkups. Patent pending Heart Energy Signature has a great potential to become de-facto standard to record, store, compare and track sound based heart diagnosis data. [PRWEB Sep 27, 2004]

Heart pump maker World Heart narrows Q2
loss but misses revised sale target

Heart pump maker World Heart narrows Q2
loss but misses revised sale target 08/14/2004 01:31 PM
Canadian Press Aug 14 2004 4:14PM GMT

Fun With Confusing Virus Numbers

Fun With Confusing Virus Numbers 06/01/2004 10:55 AM
It always pays to be skeptical of just about any numbers that come from anti-virus firms about viruses. Remember, these companies make their money by making sure that we're all scared to death of the next virus - and are willing to pay good money to stop them. Anti-virus firms have a history of pumping up numbers and the risks of certain viruses because it's been shown to help sales. Nothing demonstrates the unreliability of such numbers quite so clearly as two different reports put out by virus companies talking about the number of virus attacks in May. One found the most new viruses since December 2001, while the other said that virus levels dropped sharply in May from April, and appeared to be trending downwards. Amusingly, the company reporting that downward trend still reported more viruses in May (1,050) than the company that said viruses had such a big month (959).

'Silence' can be confusing on iTunes

'Silence' can be confusing on iTunes 02/16/2004 05:41 AM
On February 5th we reported that Apple was selling several music tracks containing only silence on the iTunes Music Store...

A Calm, but Confusing, First Day of
School

A Calm, but Confusing, First Day of
School 09/13/2004 09:41 PM
In dozens of schools across the city, New York City's nearly 1.1 million public school students returned for the opening of a new school year.

Publishers Still Confusing Content And
Services

Publishers Still Confusing Content And
Services 05/13/2004 05:00 PM
Why is it so difficult to understand the difference between content and services? The Online Publishers Association comes out with a study every few months about the "online content" market, and they always get it wrong. We've pointed this out before, but it appears the OPA folks aren't listening or don't care. They highlight the latest study by saying that paid online content has grown 19% - but, once again, the biggest portion of that "content" is dating sites. No one pays for content on a dating site. The content is always free. People pay to connect - which is the service those dating sites offer. Instead of recognizing this, the OPA is encouraging more sites to start doomed plans to charge for "content." Charging for content is increasingly difficult. Charging for services is increasingly easy. Misunderstanding the two is going to lead to many bad business model decisions.

Early Version Of Yahoo 360 Confusing All
Around

Early Version Of Yahoo 360 Confusing All
Around 04/02/2005 06:33 PM
Washington Post Apr 2 2005 10:46PM GMT

Yahoo Groups Now Displays the XML Icon
(Confusing as It May Be)

Yahoo Groups Now Displays the XML Icon
(Confusing as It May Be) 06/01/2004 01:07 AM

"I noticed that Yahoo is now including an RSS 2.0 feed with every Yahoo Group.  Nice.  It even includes an orange XML icon." [John Robb's Weblog]

I note this functionality in my presentations and classes on RSS, but I didn't realize Yahoo was actually providing the little icon on each page now (at least for publicly-accessible archives).

Tech Jargon Confusing People Into Buying

Tech Jargon Confusing People Into Buying 04/14/2004 02:26 PM
Recently we wrote about a study saying that too much tech jargon was scaring off buyers and suggested that companies focuse more on benefits than jargon to attract customers. Well, as some pointed out at the time, tech jargon can be a two way street - often confusing the matter enough that clueless customers feel compelled to buy. In fact, a new study shows that more than one in four people surveyed admitted to buying the wrong product due to confusing jargon - and you have to wonder how many others in that situation wouldn't even admit to it (or, even better, still haven't realized they bought the wrong product). The question, then, is whether or not salespeople are purposely confusing the issue to try to trick people into buying, or if they just don't realizing how confusing the jargon is. I'm guessing it's a combination of both - with some cases being a situation where the sales person is covering up their own ignorance by throwing in jargon words to sound knowledgeable. What it all boils down to, however, is that (a) tech jargon isn't going away and (b) buyers need to be skeptical of what they're being told and should do their best to learn the basics of what they're being sold from third parties before buying.

Oracle says anti-trust case confusing

Oracle says anti-trust case confusing 06/01/2004 11:37 PM
The New Zealand Herald Jun 2 2004 3:11AM GMT

Early Version Of Yahoo 360 Confusing All
Around (washingtonpost.com)

Early Version Of Yahoo 360 Confusing All
Around (washingtonpost.com) 04/02/2005 10:40 PM
washingtonpost.com - It's a blog. It's a dog. No, it's Yahoo 360!

Fun with Dick

Fun with Dick 08/02/2004 10:32 AM

"Dick Cheney"

"Dick Cheney" 09/08/2004 04:23 PM

Ask Dick Armitage

Ask Dick Armitage 07/02/2004 04:40 PM

Dick Strong: How Sorry Are You?

Dick Strong: How Sorry Are You? 05/27/2004 10:54 AM
With Wells Fargo buying his company, Strong can now pay a big SEC fine out of his lint drawer.

oh, and dick cheney, too.

oh, and dick cheney, too. 07/14/2004 10:40 PM
this land is your land, this land is my land... well done, relatively non-partisan political parody from the fine folks at jibjab (with apologies to woody guthre). [note : flash]

Dick Is A Killer

Dick Is A Killer 07/11/2004 10:45 PM
From Etan comes a Liberal Dance Party tune: Dick Is A Killer Some more tracks at the Party Party.

"Dick" Gephardt indeed

"Dick" Gephardt indeed 12/02/2003 05:25 AM
Yahoo

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Bite me, Dick

Bite me, Dick 06/24/2005 07:54 PM
Today, I got an email solicitation of funds from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee. No big deal; I'm not planning to make any political contributions until later this year. But what annoyed me about this particular email was its author,...

Dick Advice

Dick Advice 06/24/2004 09:19 PM
Mr. "Go Fuck Yourself" Cheney .. stupidity and vindictiveness .. angry, hostile, man .. Dick Advice .. Wonkette

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Reimaging Dick.

Reimaging Dick. 08/03/2004 04:35 PM
The Extreme Dick Cheney Makeover (Quicktime req'd)

Crude Dick

Crude Dick 09/27/2004 01:19 AM
Xeni Jardin: Kevin Reynen says, "I've added a photomosaic of Dick Cheney to go along with War President, Porn Ashcroft, and Abu Rummy. Crude Dick is made up of SUVs and oil wells." Link

Through the eyes of Dick Cheney

Through the eyes of Dick Cheney 05/20/2004 12:58 PM

Dick Cheney is a Robot!

Dick Cheney is a Robot! 06/20/2004 07:17 PM
According to the Weekly World News, an unnamed CIA source has revealed that Dick Cheney is a robot. Unfortunately, says the source, the designers were "unable to give it emotions and compassion". The robot can move and speak almost as well as a human and its electronic brain has 24/7 wireless Internet access. A leaked photo shows Cheney with a portion of his chest folded back, revealing wiring and circuit boards. While the source reported that Cheney-bot is unable to learn from experience, he also commented that "the damn thing is smart, I'll give it that much." Cheney's frequent hospital visits are actually a cover for maintenance on his circuits. A scan of the original article can be found at Indymedia.org.

"Poker with Dick Cheney"

"Poker with Dick Cheney" 06/25/2004 08:26 PM

The world according to Dick Cheney

The world according to Dick Cheney 07/02/2004 01:26 PM

Dick Cheney is a robot

Dick Cheney is a robot 06/21/2004 11:40 PM
“According to the Weekly World News, an unnamed CIA source has revealed that Dick Cheney is a robot. Unfortunately, says the source, the designers were “unable to give it emotions and compassion”. The robot can move and speak almost as well as a human and its electronic brain has 24/7 wireless Internet access. A leaked photo shows Cheney with a portion of his chest folded back, revealing wiring and circuit boards. While the source reported that Cheney-bot is unable to learn from experience, he also commented that ‘the damn thing is smart, I’ll give it that much.’”

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Dick Van Dyke, CG Animator

Dick Van Dyke, CG Animator 08/20/2004 02:26 PM
Guess who's really into computer animation, and is also a professional CG animator? Dick Van Dyke.

"Dick "fuck you" Cheney"

"Dick "fuck you" Cheney" 06/25/2004 03:22 PM

Moby Dick: A Book

Moby Dick: A Book 03/14/2005 05:38 PM
This is my review of a well-known and much-loved book by American author Herman Melville. Not many people know that Melville was very fond of liquorice.1

MP3 interviews with Philip K Dick

MP3 interviews with Philip K Dick 06/07/2004 04:17 AM
David sez, "A friend loaned me a bunch of tapes, and one of them turned out to be an audio interview of Philip K. Dick, interviewed in his home. You can hear the television on and his kids playing in the background. Very relaxed and chatty. I transfered it to mp3s. Everything you hear is exactly what was on the tape. I don't have a lot of server space, so I'll have to post the mp3s a batch at a time. I wouldn't mind if someone wants to provide greater hosting capabilities." Here's David's email if you have some spare hosting capacity you'd like to pass along.

01 -- If God exists then he's a fake, or more likely a foot!
02 -- On RAH.
03 -- Christopher.
04 -- self-sacrifice, the person sacrifices himself for another person.
05 -- On Mussolini.

Link (Thanks, David!)

D'Amato: Drop Dick!

D'Amato: Drop Dick! 07/08/2004 02:00 PM

Hating Dick Cheney

Hating Dick Cheney 08/14/2004 02:29 AM
Hating Dick Cheney - Our vice president is so widely hated as being an evil puppeteer, but this seems to be far from the truth. He's really "a frazzled, heart attack survivor who's barely hanging on—to life, his job, his position, his sense of self-esteem."

Catching Up With Dick Tracy

Catching Up With Dick Tracy 03/20/2003 08:33 AM
How watchmaker Fossil teamed up with Microsoft and Palm to create the wearable computer techies have longed for since the dashing cartoon detective flashed his telephone wristwatch. By Josh McHugh from Wired magazine.

Dick Hardt on SXIP

Dick Hardt on SXIP 12/19/2004 03:02 PM
My interview with Dick Hardt, now online at IT Conversations, will hardly convince anyone that SXIP is the one, true way to implement federated identity management, but it could help inject doubt into the notion that the heavyweight Liberty Alliance/SAML...

I nominate Dick Hardt

I nominate Dick Hardt 12/30/2004 04:45 PM

Doc Searls in a partially defensive response to something Da ve Winer wrote about identity - asks:

....identity needs a Dave Winer: an independent developer and free-range technologist who tirelessly advocates something that will work for everybody — and for users and developers diggin' together. I'd like to name names, but I'd rather see somebody step forward.

So I nominate Dick Hardt and his Sxip Networks as that person.

I run around yelling about FOAF and identity allot - but I'm head-down right now making sure that some of these new standards actually ship.

Dick has code that's working and a pitch that works.

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