Mad Magazine: Bush Vs Jesus

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"Bush vs. Jesus"

"Bush vs. Jesus" 09/13/2004 03:42 AM

Presidential contender Howard Dean tells
Thursday's BOSTON GLOBE that he's a
'committed believer in Jesus Christ' and
he expects to increasingly include
references to Jesus and God in upcoming
speeches

Presidential contender Howard Dean tells
Thursday's BOSTON GLOBE that he's a
'committed believer in Jesus Christ' and
he expects to increasingly include
references to Jesus and God in upcoming
speeches 12/26/2003 05:24 AM
he would discuss his beliefs more openly

boston.com/dailyglobe2/359/nation/Seeking_a_new_emphasis_Dean _touts_his_ChristianityP.shtml
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"Bush Calls for 'Culture Change' -
Christianity Today Magazine"

"Bush Calls for 'Culture Change' -
Christianity Today Magazine" 05/29/2004 08:52 PM

The New York Times > Magazine >
Questions for Ray C. Fair: Bush
Landslide (in Theory)!

The New York Times > Magazine >
Questions for Ray C. Fair: Bush
Landslide (in Theory)! 08/15/2004 05:22 PM
New York Times today publishes a rather panicky interview .. Deborah Solomon

nytimes.com/2004/08/15/magazine/15QUESTIONS.html
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PHP Magazine (International Edition):
PHP Magazine Interviews Zeev & Andi

PHP Magazine (International Edition):
PHP Magazine Interviews Zeev & Andi 06/25/2004 06:41 PM
With the third RC of PHP 5 released on the 8th of June and the Zend PHP 5 Coding Contest, it is easy to see that the full stable release of PHP 5 is just around the corner. At this very late stage of development, PHP Magazine got David Mytton, of olate.com, to interview the two original creators of PHP and Zend – Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans – to find out more about their lives as developers of possibly the most popular Web programming language ever!

Magazine says it has topless photos of
Jessica Lynch. Are Bush and Rove Behind
a Smear Campaign Because Lynch Didn't
Play Their Game? 11/12

Magazine says it has topless photos of
Jessica Lynch. Are Bush and Rove Behind
a Smear Campaign Because Lynch Didn't
Play Their Game? 11/12 11/12/2003 01:17 PM

azcentral.com/news/articles/1111LynchPhotos11-ON.html
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iMicrosoft Certified Professional/i
Magazine to Become iREDMOND/i Magazine

iMicrosoft Certified Professional/i
Magazine to Become iREDMOND/i Magazine 06/02/2004 01:05 AM
MCPmag.com Jun 2 2004 4:48AM GMT

Wired Magazine wins at National Magazine
Awards

Wired Magazine wins at National Magazine
Awards 04/13/2005 05:46 PM
Xeni Jardin: WIRED Magazine received a National Magazine Award for General Excellence from by the American Society of Magazine Editors (ASME) today. This marks the fourth time the magazine has won an "Ellie" award, three of which with current Editor-in-Chief Chris Anderson. (FYI, all four BB co-eds also happen to be contributing writers to the publication). Link

The Wave Magazine - The Bay Area's Best
Entertainment Magazine... Ever.

The Wave Magazine - The Bay Area's Best
Entertainment Magazine... Ever. 02/10/2004 02:50 AM
infiltrated the reality show 'Blind Date.' .. harmon leon goes on Blind Date .. This is hilarious .. The Wave Magazine .. invades

thewavemag.com/printarticle.php?articleid=24594
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Jesus is everywhere

Jesus is everywhere 01/16/2004 01:04 PM
Jesus Is Everywhere .. I See Jesus (.com) .. image of Jesus .. Holy Visage

iseejesus.com/main.html
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What Did Jesus Do?!

What Did Jesus Do?! 04/21/2004 11:56 PM
I shared life's Growing Pains with him, and even winced through a video taped copy of Left Behind after finding the books interesting enough, but even my Christian friends think that this is just plain over the top. Ah, the born-agai n B-list celebrity.

What Would Jesus REALLY Do?

What Would Jesus REALLY Do? 11/03/2003 07:03 PM
Remember back during the Republican primary debate in Iowa when the then-candidates were asked, "What political philosopher or thinker do you identify with and why?" Well, our now-president was quick to flaunt his religiosity. He responded, "Christ, because he changed my heart." Now I know this is old news, and it has already been established that Christ wasn't actually a political philosopher, but I think it's still an important issue that needs to be addressed. Although Christ was not a political philosopher, he had a lot to say about morality, and morality is almost inseparable from politics. Throughout his presidency, Bush has left no question that his somewhat peculiar morality has played an immense role in his policy and decision making.

Do You Suffer from Open Source Phobia? -
six reasons you might relent and be
ready for an extreme makeover - OPEN
SOURCE - Magazine - Darwin Magazine

Do You Suffer from Open Source Phobia? -
six reasons you might relent and be
ready for an extreme makeover - OPEN
SOURCE - Magazine - Darwin Magazine 03/08/2004 11:20 PM
http://www.darwinmag.com/read/030104/open.html ASK A GROUP OF corporate IT leaders whether they'd rather stick their arms into a box of tarantulas or allow open source software (OSS) on their networks, and odds are most would start rolling up their sleeves. Not to do any downloading, either.

Rushing for Jesus

Rushing for Jesus 01/03/2005 10:10 AM
Reggie White used to thank God for helping him sack quarterbacks. But before his death, the football star confessed that sports trivialized faith and religion. Will his message be heard?

What would Jesus download?

What would Jesus download? 05/05/2004 01:12 AM
Holy illegal downloads, Bibleman! Christian music fans are p irating songs, too! What would Jesus download?

Big on Jesus, small on everything else

Big on Jesus, small on everything else 04/30/2004 07:45 AM

Oh, God - "The Jesus Factor" asks what's behind the president's religious beliefs is a brief Slate review of a new Frontline documentary (premiering tonight) that examines President Bush's religious views. It sounds pretty interesting, if only to get a sense of where he's coming from. But I was surprised to read a pretty astounding figure buried in the article.

[O]f the $100 million so far dispensed to faith-based charities by the Bush administration, not one dollar has gone to a Jewish or Muslim organization.

What?! I've always been irritated by the use of federal money for faith-based charities, but to find that it's only going to Christian charities is even more egregious. Argh!

K00Ler than Jesus

K00Ler than Jesus 06/09/2004 04:05 PM
My apartment is cooler than yours .. de partager sa vie .. manniquins

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"Brides of Jesus"

"Brides of Jesus" 03/24/2005 04:37 AM

"JESUS,MEU AMIGO. "

"JESUS,MEU AMIGO. " 06/11/2004 12:51 PM

"The Jesus Factor"

"The Jesus Factor" 04/30/2004 09:52 PM

Jesus Rocks

Jesus Rocks 09/08/2004 06:59 AM

Three Taiwan Golden Melody Award winners, including a famous singer and composer, Yue-hsin Chu, and a group of enthusiastic young Christian musicians have come up with what they call their first native gospel album- JESUS ROCKS.

JESUS ROCKS is the first Asian album using a Creative Commons license (a Taiwanese Attribution-Noncommercial-ShareAlike).

The cover text reads: „JESUS ROCKS represents the sprit of reciprocal sharing. It also conveys the charity of Jesus Christ in English, Mandarin and dialects of Mandarin. JESUS ROCKS covers diverse styles, such as rock’n’roll, folk, blues and funk. So it is suitable for different generations to listen.“

Squint and see Jesus

Squint and see Jesus 07/22/2004 11:43 AM
An image of Jesus was spotted in a tinted window at a Cole Hardware store in Rio Grande Valley, Texas.

"I go to church whenever I get a chance, but I'm not a spiritual person. I do believe, especially now," a resident said after seeing the window.

Link

Cheesy Jesus!

Cheesy Jesus! 06/07/2004 11:36 PM
CheesyJesus.com --Beyond the Jesus Action Figure, this is also your home for lovely Last Supper Wall Tapestries, Mosqu e Alarm Clocks, &qu ot;Wash Away Your Sins" Bubble Bath...and of course, Jack Chick tracts! Your equal-opportunity religious kitsch supplier.

"Flying for Jesus"

"Flying for Jesus" 02/10/2004 09:26 PM

The Jesus Landing Pad

The Jesus Landing Pad 05/18/2004 04:42 PM
The Jesus Landing Pad "It was an e-mail we weren't meant to see. Not for our eyes were the notes that showed White House staffers taking two-hour meetings with Christian fundamentalists..."

Jesus Is Just Alright With Me

Jesus Is Just Alright With Me 06/22/2005 02:58 AM
A man walked with Jesus on a beach. "This beach is your life," said Jesus. And looking back, the man could see two sets of footprints, side by side. "You see, I have always walked beside you."

Ted Jesus Christ GOD

Ted Jesus Christ GOD 03/06/2004 01:52 AM
I just got the best piece of spam ever! Ted Jesus Christ GOD (TJCG for short) thinks he's the Second Coming of Christ *and* that His Word shall pass through the world's email servers unhindered: TJCG is also insisting that nobody now and into the future has the right to block port 25 that is an SMTP port or port 80 that is an HTTP port and that it is...

Do You Smell Like Jesus?

Do You Smell Like Jesus? 11/11/2003 09:22 AM
A Boy and His Computer spends a lot of time looking for signs from God such as the one in front of the Cottage Lake Assembly of God in Woodinville, Wash.: "You know you want them: Tax exempt fireworks." (11-10)

Jesus H. Christina

Jesus H. Christina 10/28/2003 11:07 PM
Because Jesus can't blog for Himself, He has guided a 14-year-old home schooler to do it in His name: "There is no internet in heaven," writes Christina, "since internet is mostly filthy porn and athiest places that dont get into heaven." (10-22)

MSNBC - Who Killed Jesus?

MSNBC - Who Killed Jesus? 02/10/2004 09:18 AM
previews Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ .. yet again .. Newsweek .. on

msnbc.msn.com/id/4212741
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"Jesus está às portas!"

"Jesus está às portas!" 06/20/2004 03:52 AM

Jewschool Hit With Nastygram for Jesus
Tee

Jewschool Hit With Nastygram for Jesus
Tee 12/19/2004 03:34 PM
Mark Frauenfelder: Mobuis sez: "I run a popular Jewish blog called Jewschool to which Douglas Rushkoff is an infrequent contributor.

"I've recently found myself enmeshed in an IP controversy surrounding a parody I was hawking on Cafepress of the uber-trendy "Jesus Is My Homeboy" t-shirt, and am currently debating the issue with the original shirt manufacturer's lawyer. Check out the link for the legal hijinks." Link

Jesus Loves The iPod

Jesus Loves The iPod 04/15/2004 06:32 PM

Jesus Boots perfected!

Jesus Boots perfected! 08/03/2004 12:29 PM
Je sus Boots perfected! NYT: In the last 150 years, Americans have patented about 100 water-walking inventions. The first, in 1858, was by H. R. Rowlands, who lived in Boston, not far from where Mr. Rosen resides, in Newton, Mass. Most of the subsequent patents, Mr. Rosen said, are iterations of that same idea. "Unfortunately," Mr. Rosen observed, "none of them actually work."

Jesus Saves ... Your Business

Jesus Saves ... Your Business 12/30/2003 01:38 AM
For a reasonable fee, ISeeJesus.com will make an image of the Son of God visible at any "business, house of worship, building, farm, restaurant, car lot, or retail outlet of any type." (12-30)

Jesus loves you but not your cell phone

Jesus loves you but not your cell phone 09/22/2004 02:44 AM
CNET News.com Sep 22 2004 6:22AM GMT

Jesus saves (on prescription drugs)

Jesus saves (on prescription drugs) 06/04/2004 12:12 PM
The Son of God has Prozac and Viagra on sale now. Why bother with know-it-all pharmacists when you can get prescription drugs from Jesus Himself? He even sells birth control for only $129.99 a month (loaves and fishes not included.) via The General

Religion Experts Ask How Jesus Would
Vote (AP)

Religion Experts Ask How Jesus Would
Vote (AP) 08/18/2004 08:46 AM
AP - Just a few miles from George W. Bush's former office at the state Capitol, a panel of religious experts weighed a question with relevance to many people of faith: How would Jesus vote?

What would Jesus say about Pete the
Porno Puppet?

What would Jesus say about Pete the
Porno Puppet? 05/01/2004 11:49 AM
Newsweek's Brian Braiker says,

This is a story i wrote this week about Pete the Porno Puppet, a truly bizarro PSA campaign that XXXchurch ("the #1 Christian porn site") launched -- it's an ad designed to convince parents to get rid of their porn stash so that children aren't exposed to it. The irony is that the anti-porn ad was filmed by smut peddler Jimmy D. Also, it's creepy as all getout.

Indeed. When I first ran accross the site a month or two ago, I was surprised to see they were (without permission) posting excerpts from an article< /a> about Hustler publisher Larry Flynt that I wrote for Wired News. Seeing your work snipped out of context to promote a political agenda you're not part of is almost as disturbing as... um... a talking, evangelical sock puppet that wants your porn.

Link to Newsweek story on XXXchurch
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