Having Sex Until the Cows Come Home (Reuters)

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Sorry but those cows are a real turn
off! (Reuters)

Sorry but those cows are a real turn
off! (Reuters) 09/09/2004 10:57 AM
Reuters - What's a big cud-chewing Scottish cow have to do with preserving public decency?

Got fish? cows eat herring for new milk
(Reuters)

Got fish? cows eat herring for new milk
(Reuters) 04/14/2004 12:56 AM
Reuters - Some landlocked Canadian cows are enjoying a little seafood with their hay and grain so they can produce a new kind of milk being touted for its benefits for the brain, eyes and nerves.

You have two cows.

You have two cows. 06/24/2005 04:48 PM
Second US case of Mad Cow confirmed. The initial rapid screening test in November was positive, but a more stringent test was negative, and the USDA told America that the cow was BSE-free. The agency did not mention that it had skipp ed the Western Blot test, used in 2003 to confirm the first U.S. mad cow.

The Cows Says, Mooooove it by Wi-Fi

The Cows Says, Mooooove it by Wi-Fi 06/07/2004 03:46 PM
GPS, Wi-Fi, shock collars combine to make a movable virtual cow fence: It's a little strange, but cow-herding-by-wire (or by wireless) might become a way to manage long herds. A collar with an embedded GPS and Wi-Fi and the ability to make sounds or produce shocks could allow a farmer to wrassle cattle virtually, avoiding more expensive management techniques. The Wi-Fi is used to convey GPS coordinates. Solar-powered Wi-Fi hubs could handle relying information back to a central control....

Two Cows : They're Back!

Two Cows : They're Back! 01/17/2004 10:43 PM

This seems to be making its rounds on the Net right now.

via Louis via Lane

Italian Corporation
· You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
· While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
· You break for lunch.
· Life is good.

Russian Corporation
· You have two cows.
· You have some vodka.
· You count them and learn you have five cows.
· You have some more vodka.
· You count them and learn you have 42 cows.
· The mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

Taliban Corporation
· You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
· You can’t milk them because you can’t touch the cow’s private parts.
· Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital.

Polish Corporation
· You have two cows.
· Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

Florida Corporation
· You have a black cow and a brown cow.
· Everyone votes for the best looking one.
· Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one.
· Some people vote for both.
· Some people vote for neither.
· Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all.
· Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.

New York Corporation
· You have fifteen million cows.
· You have to choose which one will be the leader of the herd, so you pick some fat cow from Arkansas

Waiting for the (Mad) Cows

Waiting for the (Mad) Cows 06/30/2004 12:56 PM
Wired News Jun 30 2004 5:39PM GMT

ASCII cows and other art

ASCII cows and other art 09/12/2004 10:37 AM

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Many of these sites are hosted on free sites that limit bandwidth - if you can’t reach them now, try again later. COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS The Signature Museum Roman Messmer STAR WARS ASCIIMATION (Best viewed in Internet Explorer) LG Beard’s Weird Wonderful Wacky World of Ascii Art The Great ASCII Art Library ASCII Art Dictionary…

Cows, Ducklings & Trombones

Cows, Ducklings & Trombones 04/17/2004 12:59 AM
nosepilot's Al Sacui, master artist of vector and spectra, has a new online graphic novel for your visual feasting. note: intuitive navigation

Mad cows: No tipping allowed

Mad cows: No tipping allowed 01/18/2004 08:17 PM
During a Google search on the Web - where there is an endless amount of misinformation about cow-tipping - I came across a real sermon titled "Cow Tipping" by ...

Cows against public indecency

Cows against public indecency 09/13/2004 03:27 AM
David Pescovitz: The mayor of the Dutch town Spaarnwoude has invited a herd of cattle to graze in a nature reserve to deter people from having too much splendor in the grass:

"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public, and apparently the presence of the cows turns people off having sex," she said.

Most people, anyway. Link

Keeping Cows Safe From Terrorism

Keeping Cows Safe From Terrorism 12/15/2003 05:51 AM
The Department of Homeland Security gives researchers $33 million to study ways to fend off a potential terrorist attack on America's livestock and food supply. By Noah Schachtman.

Newest Bluetooth Gadget: Cows

Newest Bluetooth Gadget: Cows 03/14/2005 06:28 PM
Electronic Times Mar 14 2005 10:38AM GMT

Cloned Cows Yummy and Safe

Cloned Cows Yummy and Safe 04/12/2005 05:25 AM
Researchers at the University of Connecticut publish more evidence showing that meat and milk from cloned cows are safe for human consumption. Will it be enough to convince the FDA? By Kristen Philipkoski.

2 guys - not Cows - working at Tucows

2 guys - not Cows - working at Tucows 08/30/2004 12:15 PM

Here's Joey deVilla on Toronto TV - rapping about - I'm not sure.

Joey is also known as the Accordian Guy - and he's a brilliant writer. I break out laughing during some of his stories.

Joey works at Tucows with Ross Rader - one of my totaly dudes nowadays.

Here's Ross.

I've never met Ross - but he's clearly a totaly nerd. The only thing missing are the Coke can sculptures.

Ross and Tucows are helping us out in out OpenMedia efforts. Right on to them!

We'll soon have Open-Media.org - live.

And then everyone can find out what the hell is OpenMedia.

Dairy Cows Breathe Easier

Dairy Cows Breathe Easier 02/05/2005 09:21 PM
A long-awaited study attempts to clear the air about just how much dairy cows contribute to air pollution. But the California Air Resources Board says more research is needed. By Amit Asaravala.

Bluetooth beefs up networked cows

Bluetooth beefs up networked cows 03/14/2005 06:28 PM
Personal Computer World Mar 14 2005 1:33PM GMT

More Washington Cows Headed to Slaughter
(AP)

More Washington Cows Headed to Slaughter
(AP) 01/10/2004 09:02 PM
AP - As the government planned a weeklong round of cattle-killing in response to a mad-cow case in this town, hundreds of residents crammed into a school gymnasium Saturday to show their support for the beef industry.

Cows Jump From Trailer, Go 'Shopping'
(AP)

Cows Jump From Trailer, Go 'Shopping'
(AP) 12/22/2004 01:02 AM
AP - A couple of cows must have been in the mood for some holiday shopping when they jumped out of a moving trailer on busy boulevard.

Home Prices Grow 7.7 Pct During 1st Qtr.
(Reuters)

Home Prices Grow 7.7 Pct During 1st Qtr.
(Reuters) 06/01/2004 10:37 AM
Reuters - U.S. average home prices rose 7.71 percent during the first three months of 2004 from a year earlier on robust demand and low mortgage rates, the Office of Federal Housing Enterprise Oversight said on Tuesday.

Aussie boffins probe lesbian cows

Aussie boffins probe lesbian cows 09/03/2004 06:13 AM
Cattle worriers to explain bovine girl-on-girl

USDA to Decide on Killing Cows in Herd

USDA to Decide on Killing Cows in Herd 01/02/2004 02:28 PM
Reuters via Wired News Jan 2 2004 1:08PM ET

Votes for cows caper woman fined

Votes for cows caper woman fined 02/19/2004 11:31 AM
A woman who twice listed her cows on electoral registration forms is convicted of giving false information.

For 28 Cows and Precious Water, a Man's
Got to Sit in Jail

For 28 Cows and Precious Water, a Man's
Got to Sit in Jail 05/09/2004 09:33 PM
A 70-year-old Arizona rancher sits in jail because he refuses to remove some cows from federal land.

Woman Fined for Registering Cows As
Voters (AP)

Woman Fined for Registering Cows As
Voters (AP) 02/19/2004 10:08 AM
AP - Brenda Gould is in trouble again for registering her cows as voters.

Cloned Cows Manufacture Cancer Treatment

Cloned Cows Manufacture Cancer Treatment 04/20/2004 01:45 AM

Fighting Cows to Face New Doping Tests
(AP)

Fighting Cows to Face New Doping Tests
(AP) 03/24/2005 08:52 AM
AP - Cows that lock horns in an annual test of strength in the Swiss Alps must face renewed doping tests, authorities have decided.

Consumer Group Wants More Cows Tested,
Tracked

Consumer Group Wants More Cows Tested,
Tracked 12/29/2003 08:09 PM
Reuters via Wired News Dec 29 2003 6:34PM ET

More Japanese think wives need not stay
home (Reuters)

More Japanese think wives need not stay
home (Reuters) 02/06/2005 03:16 AM
Reuters - For the first time, Japanese who believe that wives should stay home are in a minority -- but an overwhelming majority still wants women to do most household chores.

Florence Nightingale's pet owl comes
home to roost (Reuters)

Florence Nightingale's pet owl comes
home to roost (Reuters) 07/29/2004 08:24 AM
Reuters - Florence Nightingale, the crusading saviour of wounded soldiers who almost single-handedly turned nursing into a respected profession, had a soft side too.

Who killed the colonel at his village
home? (Reuters)

Who killed the colonel at his village
home? (Reuters) 01/16/2004 10:56 AM
Reuters - A murder mystery has emerged with all the ingredients of an Agatha Christie thriller -- from picturesque village to baffling motive.

Home of the World's Top Sperm Donors
(Reuters)

Home of the World's Top Sperm Donors
(Reuters) 12/30/2003 09:46 AM
Reuters - Danes are spreading their genes around the world faster than ever aided by exports from local firm Cryos International, the world's biggest sperm bank.

Boston Tea Party chest going home?
(Reuters)

Boston Tea Party chest going home?
(Reuters) 01/05/2005 04:45 PM
Reuters - A small wooden tea chest has returned to Boston more than 230 years after rebellious colonists dumped it overboard during a famous protest that helped set the scene for the American War of Independence.

German forced home from U.S. beach pad
(Reuters)

German forced home from U.S. beach pad
(Reuters) 05/25/2004 08:30 AM
Reuters - A German pensioner living in a Florida beach pad paid for out of his $2,200 (1,200 pounds) monthly social security payments has been forced to return to Germany after the government cut his benefit, authorities say.

New York hawks back home (Reuters)

New York hawks back home (Reuters) 12/24/2004 01:13 PM
Reuters - Two of New York's most-famous birds will be home for Christmas after all.

Home Is Where the Words Are for Zealous
Writer (Reuters)

Home Is Where the Words Are for Zealous
Writer (Reuters) 07/16/2004 11:40 AM
Reuters - Cuban writer Tomas Alvarez, worried about the loss of idiomatic expressions in the Spanish language, is preserving them by covering the outside of his home with sayings and famous quotes.

Man Drives Home with Headless Friend
(Reuters)

Man Drives Home with Headless Friend
(Reuters) 08/30/2004 11:38 AM
Reuters - A Georgia man who drove home with a friend's headless body after a truck accident then went to bed while the remains dangled out the window faces charges including vehicular homicide and drunk driving, police said on Monday.

Hitler wax figure in new Berlin home
(Reuters)

Hitler wax figure in new Berlin home
(Reuters) 05/14/2004 12:07 PM
Reuters - A controversial wax figure of Adolf Hitler which provoked an uproar in Germany and abroad is back on display in Berlin and winning public approval, exhibition manager Inna Vollstaedt says.

King Leopold to get a home in Congo
(Reuters)

King Leopold to get a home in Congo
(Reuters) 02/05/2005 09:23 PM
Reuters - A tarnished statue of Congo's colonial ruler King Leopold II of Belgium, a reminder of the country's violent past, will be given a permanent home in the capital of the former Zaire, the government says.

Linux Expands Beyond the Office Into the
Home (Reuters)

Linux Expands Beyond the Office Into the
Home (Reuters) 12/24/2004 12:23 PM
Reuters - Retired government worker Robert Biggs uses his computer mainly to get recipes and check e-mail. Public relations consultant Phil Gomes uses his to maintain an elaborate personal Web site.
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