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Presidential contender Howard Dean tells
Thursday's BOSTON GLOBE that he's a
'committed believer in Jesus Christ' and
he expects to increasingly include
references to Jesus and God in upcoming
speeches

Presidential contender Howard Dean tells
Thursday's BOSTON GLOBE that he's a
'committed believer in Jesus Christ' and
he expects to increasingly include
references to Jesus and God in upcoming
speeches 12/26/2003 05:24 AM
he would discuss his beliefs more openly

boston.com/dailyglobe2/359/nation/Seeking_a_new_emphasis_Dean _touts_his_ChristianityP.shtml
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Jesus is everywhere

Jesus is everywhere 01/16/2004 01:04 PM
Jesus Is Everywhere .. I See Jesus (.com) .. image of Jesus .. Holy Visage

iseejesus.com/main.html
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What Did Jesus Do?!

What Did Jesus Do?! 04/21/2004 11:56 PM
I shared life's Growing Pains with him, and even winced through a video taped copy of Left Behind after finding the books interesting enough, but even my Christian friends think that this is just plain over the top. Ah, the born-agai n B-list celebrity.

What Would Jesus REALLY Do?

What Would Jesus REALLY Do? 11/03/2003 07:03 PM
Remember back during the Republican primary debate in Iowa when the then-candidates were asked, "What political philosopher or thinker do you identify with and why?" Well, our now-president was quick to flaunt his religiosity. He responded, "Christ, because he changed my heart." Now I know this is old news, and it has already been established that Christ wasn't actually a political philosopher, but I think it's still an important issue that needs to be addressed. Although Christ was not a political philosopher, he had a lot to say about morality, and morality is almost inseparable from politics. Throughout his presidency, Bush has left no question that his somewhat peculiar morality has played an immense role in his policy and decision making.

Rushing for Jesus

Rushing for Jesus 01/03/2005 10:10 AM
Reggie White used to thank God for helping him sack quarterbacks. But before his death, the football star confessed that sports trivialized faith and religion. Will his message be heard?

"Bush vs. Jesus"

"Bush vs. Jesus" 09/13/2004 03:42 AM

The Jesus Landing Pad

The Jesus Landing Pad 05/18/2004 04:42 PM
The Jesus Landing Pad "It was an e-mail we weren't meant to see. Not for our eyes were the notes that showed White House staffers taking two-hour meetings with Christian fundamentalists..."

"Flying for Jesus"

"Flying for Jesus" 02/10/2004 09:26 PM

Ted Jesus Christ GOD

Ted Jesus Christ GOD 03/06/2004 01:52 AM
I just got the best piece of spam ever! Ted Jesus Christ GOD (TJCG for short) thinks he's the Second Coming of Christ *and* that His Word shall pass through the world's email servers unhindered: TJCG is also insisting that nobody now and into the future has the right to block port 25 that is an SMTP port or port 80 that is an HTTP port and that it is...

Squint and see Jesus

Squint and see Jesus 07/22/2004 11:43 AM
An image of Jesus was spotted in a tinted window at a Cole Hardware store in Rio Grande Valley, Texas.

"I go to church whenever I get a chance, but I'm not a spiritual person. I do believe, especially now," a resident said after seeing the window.

Link

Big on Jesus, small on everything else

Big on Jesus, small on everything else 04/30/2004 07:45 AM

Oh, God - "The Jesus Factor" asks what's behind the president's religious beliefs is a brief Slate review of a new Frontline documentary (premiering tonight) that examines President Bush's religious views. It sounds pretty interesting, if only to get a sense of where he's coming from. But I was surprised to read a pretty astounding figure buried in the article.

[O]f the $100 million so far dispensed to faith-based charities by the Bush administration, not one dollar has gone to a Jewish or Muslim organization.

What?! I've always been irritated by the use of federal money for faith-based charities, but to find that it's only going to Christian charities is even more egregious. Argh!

"The Jesus Factor"

"The Jesus Factor" 04/30/2004 09:52 PM

What would Jesus download?

What would Jesus download? 05/05/2004 01:12 AM
Holy illegal downloads, Bibleman! Christian music fans are p irating songs, too! What would Jesus download?

"JESUS,MEU AMIGO. "

"JESUS,MEU AMIGO. " 06/11/2004 12:51 PM

K00Ler than Jesus

K00Ler than Jesus 06/09/2004 04:05 PM
My apartment is cooler than yours .. de partager sa vie .. manniquins

jwz.org/casa-larceny
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Cheesy Jesus!

Cheesy Jesus! 06/07/2004 11:36 PM
CheesyJesus.com --Beyond the Jesus Action Figure, this is also your home for lovely Last Supper Wall Tapestries, Mosqu e Alarm Clocks, &qu ot;Wash Away Your Sins" Bubble Bath...and of course, Jack Chick tracts! Your equal-opportunity religious kitsch supplier.

"Brides of Jesus"

"Brides of Jesus" 03/24/2005 04:37 AM

Jesus H. Christina

Jesus H. Christina 10/28/2003 11:07 PM
Because Jesus can't blog for Himself, He has guided a 14-year-old home schooler to do it in His name: "There is no internet in heaven," writes Christina, "since internet is mostly filthy porn and athiest places that dont get into heaven." (10-22)

Jesus Is Just Alright With Me

Jesus Is Just Alright With Me 06/22/2005 02:58 AM
A man walked with Jesus on a beach. "This beach is your life," said Jesus. And looking back, the man could see two sets of footprints, side by side. "You see, I have always walked beside you."

Do You Smell Like Jesus?

Do You Smell Like Jesus? 11/11/2003 09:22 AM
A Boy and His Computer spends a lot of time looking for signs from God such as the one in front of the Cottage Lake Assembly of God in Woodinville, Wash.: "You know you want them: Tax exempt fireworks." (11-10)

Jewschool Hit With Nastygram for Jesus
Tee

Jewschool Hit With Nastygram for Jesus
Tee 12/19/2004 03:34 PM
Mark Frauenfelder: Mobuis sez: "I run a popular Jewish blog called Jewschool to which Douglas Rushkoff is an infrequent contributor.

"I've recently found myself enmeshed in an IP controversy surrounding a parody I was hawking on Cafepress of the uber-trendy "Jesus Is My Homeboy" t-shirt, and am currently debating the issue with the original shirt manufacturer's lawyer. Check out the link for the legal hijinks." Link

Jesus Saves ... Your Business

Jesus Saves ... Your Business 12/30/2003 01:38 AM
For a reasonable fee, ISeeJesus.com will make an image of the Son of God visible at any "business, house of worship, building, farm, restaurant, car lot, or retail outlet of any type." (12-30)

Mad Magazine: Bush Vs Jesus

Mad Magazine: Bush Vs Jesus 09/10/2004 04:55 PM
Mark Frauenfelder: Thom sez: Atrius has a copy of a funny and insightful Mad Magazine parody of a TV commercial Bush would air if he were running against Jesus. Bottom line: "Jesus wrong on social services. Wrong on crime. Wrong on defense. Wrong for America." Link

Jesus Loves The iPod

Jesus Loves The iPod 04/15/2004 06:32 PM

"Jesus está às portas!"

"Jesus está às portas!" 06/20/2004 03:52 AM

Jesus Boots perfected!

Jesus Boots perfected! 08/03/2004 12:29 PM
Je sus Boots perfected! NYT: In the last 150 years, Americans have patented about 100 water-walking inventions. The first, in 1858, was by H. R. Rowlands, who lived in Boston, not far from where Mr. Rosen resides, in Newton, Mass. Most of the subsequent patents, Mr. Rosen said, are iterations of that same idea. "Unfortunately," Mr. Rosen observed, "none of them actually work."

MSNBC - Who Killed Jesus?

MSNBC - Who Killed Jesus? 02/10/2004 09:18 AM
previews Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ .. yet again .. Newsweek .. on

msnbc.msn.com/id/4212741
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Jesus saves (on prescription drugs)

Jesus saves (on prescription drugs) 06/04/2004 12:12 PM
The Son of God has Prozac and Viagra on sale now. Why bother with know-it-all pharmacists when you can get prescription drugs from Jesus Himself? He even sells birth control for only $129.99 a month (loaves and fishes not included.) via The General

Flak for Jesus film 'to worsen'

Flak for Jesus film 'to worsen' 01/22/2004 04:26 AM
Mel Gibson predicts criticism of his controversial film about the life of Jesus will get worse.

Religion Experts Ask How Jesus Would
Vote (AP)

Religion Experts Ask How Jesus Would
Vote (AP) 08/18/2004 08:46 AM
AP - Just a few miles from George W. Bush's former office at the state Capitol, a panel of religious experts weighed a question with relevance to many people of faith: How would Jesus vote?

frontline: coming soon: the jesus factor
| PBS

frontline: coming soon: the jesus factor
| PBS 04/30/2004 04:57 AM
Frontline: The Jesus Factor .. check it out .. Frontline .. frontline

pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/jesus
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"Talking Jesus doll in the works"

"Talking Jesus doll in the works" 04/14/2005 10:32 AM

What would Jesus say about Pete the
Porno Puppet?

What would Jesus say about Pete the
Porno Puppet? 05/01/2004 11:49 AM
Newsweek's Brian Braiker says,

This is a story i wrote this week about Pete the Porno Puppet, a truly bizarro PSA campaign that XXXchurch ("the #1 Christian porn site") launched -- it's an ad designed to convince parents to get rid of their porn stash so that children aren't exposed to it. The irony is that the anti-porn ad was filmed by smut peddler Jimmy D. Also, it's creepy as all getout.

Indeed. When I first ran accross the site a month or two ago, I was surprised to see they were (without permission) posting excerpts from an article< /a> about Hustler publisher Larry Flynt that I wrote for Wired News. Seeing your work snipped out of context to promote a political agenda you're not part of is almost as disturbing as... um... a talking, evangelical sock puppet that wants your porn.

Link to Newsweek story on XXXchurch

Mobile calls from Jesus cut off
(Reuters)

Mobile calls from Jesus cut off
(Reuters) 01/16/2004 10:56 AM
Reuters - A service promising to answer people's prayers with a text message apparently sent by Jesus has been shut down after complaints by Finland's mobile services watchdog.

Jesus loves you but not your cell phone

Jesus loves you but not your cell phone 09/22/2004 02:44 AM
CNET News.com Sep 22 2004 6:22AM GMT

Sacred Cross of Jesus Cellphone Tower

Sacred Cross of Jesus Cellphone Tower 09/06/2004 01:41 AM
Xeni Jardin: Following up on this earlier BoingBoing post about an online image gallery of faux vegetation that disguise cellphone towers, here's the website of one of the companies that makes cell tower concealers. And if you thought this was all about saguaros and palm trees, think again: the crosses shown here were erected in Sprint's name. Can you hear me now, o Lord? Good.

Link to Larson Utility Camouflage (Thanks, Mike)

Spoof TV ads for Jesus Christ Action
Figure

Spoof TV ads for Jesus Christ Action
Figure 04/30/2004 02:56 PM

Link (Thanks, Sean, via Warren)

"JESUS CHRIST ACTION FIGURE TV
COMMERCIAL"

"JESUS CHRIST ACTION FIGURE TV
COMMERCIAL" 05/01/2004 03:41 AM

"Accept Jesus Christ and Get a Free
Playstation 2"

"Accept Jesus Christ and Get a Free
Playstation 2" 01/08/2004 07:18 PM

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Marion Barry is my homeboy

Marion Barry is my homeboy 09/13/2004 06:40 PM
"Hey, darling. Love you. Need your vote." Politics without presidents: a soulful portrait of former DC mayor Marion Barry. I was really impressed by the dog in the left-hand corner of the picture. (registration required)

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Shirts, TShirts, Sweat Shirts, Dazzle
Shorts, Jeans, Camouflage, Fleece, Sweat
Pants, Gym Pants, Belts,
Socks,Underwear, Belts, Pajama 04/22/2004 05:17 AM
Big and Tall World

bigandtallworld.com
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How to spot a trendy logo

How to spot a trendy logo 01/24/2004 11:31 AM
Interesting piece on current trends in logo design (merging blobs, swooshes, pop-art finneals, the color green, wireframes, etc). Though it strikes me that, given my penchant for dinstinctiveness in logomarks that I would be liekley to use this as a crib-sheet for critiquing the logo-development undertaken by my design-firm: "Dude, a green wireframe swooshy pop-art blob? That is so played-out. I want the new-new." Or, as Ian McDonald put it in his brilliant novel, Out on Blue Six:

So I said, like, whazz new, I mean, like new new, not old new, yuh know, like last-week new, so she said, this yulp in the shop, "This is new," like she said, "Cheez, like everyone, but everyone's going to be wearing one next week," like, whazz a yulp know 'bout fashion? Anyway, I thought, well, maybeez sheez right, so, I got one, so I did like, whadyou think? Isn't it wheeeee! like. Isn't it the most? Meanasay, you not got fashion, you not got nothing!

Link (via Smartpatrol< /a>)

Gardens cool and trendy now

Gardens cool and trendy now 05/07/2004 11:58 AM

"The Blog Generation Takes Up Its Trowels" is a NY Times article on young urban gardners, many of whom are artists. The article describes, "a passion that is blossoming among a certain segment of culturally plugged-in urban 20-somethings and early-30-somethings. They may not own backyards, but they are determined to make things grow." Why that sounds just like me! Alas, I found the article annoying and hipstery, but I'm happy that more people are discoverying the joys of gardening.

Also, what? "The Blog Generation"? Egad.

Trendy Geek modifies Pod Shield for 4G
iPods

Trendy Geek modifies Pod Shield for 4G
iPods 09/09/2004 12:31 PM
Trendy Geek announced on Thursday the release of modified versions of its iPod protector, Pod Shield, that were made to fit Apple's recently released 4G iPods. Like their predecessors, the new Pod Shields are made of a thin, transparent film that clings to the MP3 player with static electricity. The front covers just the iPod's display while the back protects the entire stainless steel surface, so the controls, inputs and dock connector are still accessible. Pod Shields, which still fit previous iterations of the iPod, sell in packs of three for US$12.99.

Hyper-trendy prison clothes big in
Berlin

Hyper-trendy prison clothes big in
Berlin 12/11/2003 10:46 PM
Marc sez, "Haeftling sells 'trendy' products manufactured by inmates of a Berlin prison. The marketing and branding is the idea and scheme of a Berlin ad agency. The prison has found itself barely able to keep up with orders." Link (Thanks, Marc!)

ICT group moves to disown trendy
thinking

ICT group moves to disown trendy
thinking 05/31/2004 08:22 AM
ZDNet Australia May 31 2004 12:29PM GMT

Motorola to unveil slew of trendy phones

Motorola to unveil slew of trendy phones 04/09/2004 04:13 PM
thestar.com.my Apr 8 2004 0:07AM GMT

Trendy Geek offering Pod Shields for
iPods

Trendy Geek offering Pod Shields for
iPods 04/13/2004 12:43 PM
Trendy Geek has released "Pod Shields," which are designed to protect iPod screens and stainless steel casings from scratches, dirt and fingerprints...

Trendy appliances break down more, and
their owners don't care

Trendy appliances break down more, and
their owners don't care 06/05/2005 11:42 PM
Cory Doctorow: Which? magazine, the UK equivalent of Consumer Reports, reports that Dyson, Smeg and other trendy appliance brands are less reliable than their less fashionable cousins, but are still highly rated by their owners. (also: "Smeg!")

Within six years of purchase 29% of upright Dyson vacuum cleaners and 22% of their cylinder vacuums needed repairing. The Dyson repair rate is also getting worse. A 2002 survey found that 21% of the company's upright vacuums needed repairing within six years, and a 2001 survey revealed that 14% of its cylinder vacuums broke down.

But despite ranking low in reliability, Dyson owners are still relatively likely to recommend the products to a friend. An average of 38% would recommend their Dyson, making it the fifth most popular vacuum cleaner, despite being the least reliable of those surveyed.

Separate tests by Which? have proved the Dyson cleaners to be among the most effective vacuums, despite them breaking down more. "It's a real shame [that Dysons break down]", the magazine says, "because its vacs are the only upright models we've found that clean really well."

Link (via Memex 1.1)

Trendy Geek offers iPod sleeve for 4G
iPods

Trendy Geek offers iPod sleeve for 4G
iPods 09/09/2004 10:54 AM
Trendy Geek announced today that its film sleeve Pod Shield is now available in two sizes, large and small, fitting the new 20GB and 40GB fourth-generation iPods...

shirts?

shirts? 04/09/2004 04:01 PM
A few t-shirt designs that we ordered. Got them in a few garish unsanity colors of course. bright orange, royal...

T-Shirts Are Cheaper!

T-Shirts Are Cheaper! 08/11/2004 01:53 PM
No, I lied. Our brand t-shirts are not really any cheaper. They still remain at the $13.50 price mark. BUT, to answer a popular request, we have added the US Postal Service shipping option (had to hand code all these annoying rate tables from pdf and html documents on the ...

Warchalking T-Shirts

Warchalking T-Shirts 03/06/2004 02:02 AM
Hey everyone, I just found these tee's that are perfect for us. The tag line on the symbol shirts cracked me up, so I bought 2 of them. They even have a *Warchalking is not a crime shirt*. Sooo sweet! Check them out for yourself: Warchalking tee's

""I had an abortion" t-shirts!"

""I had an abortion" t-shirts!" 07/27/2004 03:02 PM

Video T-shirts

Video T-shirts 05/20/2004 10:15 AM

Sith Shirts

Sith Shirts 03/30/2005 05:10 PM
What will all the cool kids be wearing this summer? Revenge of the Sith t-shirts, of course! Check out a pair of boys t-shirts found by Nick Parra on the left. For the "bigger kids" like me, Big Dogs has a new Star Wars design featuring the "Sith Happens" design on the right.

Emerging t-shirts

Emerging t-shirts 11/19/2003 02:16 PM
Emergants sells t-shirts with slogans relating to "emerging tech:" P2P, Open Source and nanotechnology. Link

MacShirt.com releases three new T-shirts

MacShirt.com releases three new T-shirts 01/19/2004 09:35 AM
MacShirt.com today announced three brand new Mac oriented T-shirt designs...

"very cool braille t-shirts"

"very cool braille t-shirts" 07/14/2004 03:29 AM

vintage hawaiian shirts

vintage hawaiian shirts 12/15/2003 10:29 AM
vintage hawaiian shirts

Store, Coupons, and ?. T-shirts!!!

Store, Coupons, and ?. T-shirts!!! 08/02/2004 05:34 PM
After much delay, we are happy to present our new web store! Our store is full of all sorts of great features such as shipping calculation, volume discounts, multiple product purchase discounts, and coupons. You can also finally order those Unsanity T-shirts that we've talked about for so long. :) They're ...

Funny iPod t-shirts

Funny iPod t-shirts 01/07/2004 06:09 PM
Funny iPod/Gollum crossover t-shirts. Link (Thanks, Oliver!)

Kids T-shirts with attitude

Kids T-shirts with attitude 11/03/2003 03:39 PM
With the holiday season coming up, I know what my friends' kids are getting this year: Alternative T-shirts for Infants...

Moore Guevara shirts

Moore Guevara shirts 08/28/2004 08:12 AM
Cory Doctorow: The good people at Designed by Monkeys are selling this spiffy Michael Moore/Che Guevara mashup t-shirt for fifteen bucks cheap. Link (via A Copyfighter's Musings)

Questions Regarding the Shirts and
Membership

Questions Regarding the Shirts and
Membership 06/18/2004 05:48 PM

Frequently-asked questions regarding the membership drive:

• International shipping
• A payment alternative to PayPal
• Details regarding the T-shirts

"Cheneyquote: "Go fuck yourself"
T-shirts"

"Cheneyquote: "Go fuck yourself"
T-shirts" 07/05/2004 09:37 AM

Jon Stewart for President T-Shirts

Jon Stewart for President T-Shirts 09/11/2004 08:54 AM
This t-shirt that promotes Jonny for president in 2004 is just ridiculous. Everyone knows that 2008 is Stewart's year, when he'll be running against the Schwarzengroper. C'mon people, get real!...

Announcing Ars Technica Polo Shirts!

Announcing Ars Technica Polo Shirts! 03/08/2004 11:08 PM
The Ars Emporium has a hot new item in, the Ars Polo Shirt. Perfect for casual Friday, or any other day you want to grace the room with a svelte black polo, our newest addition comes with an embroidered logo similar to the one we use on articles.

Jesus Rocks

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