China teaches "real love" (Reuters)

Grok Headline matches for China teaches "real love" (Reuters)

U.S.-Born Panda Returns to China Looking
for Love (Reuters)

U.S.-Born Panda Returns to China Looking
for Love (Reuters) 02/13/2004 09:19 AM
Reuters - She'll have to give up American cookies and get used to much cooler weather, but life in China could be worse on the eve of Valentine's Day because Hua Mei already has three prospective suitors.

School Teaches 'Ethical Hacking' to
Computer Students (Reuters)

School Teaches 'Ethical Hacking' to
Computer Students (Reuters) 06/28/2004 08:29 AM
Reuters - Sporting long sideburns, a bushy goatee and black baseball cap, instructor Ralph Echemendia has a class of 15 buttoned-down corporate, academic and military leaders spellbound. The lesson: hacking.

Virtual Real Estate Boom Draws Real
Dollars (Reuters)

Virtual Real Estate Boom Draws Real
Dollars (Reuters) 06/02/2004 03:30 PM
Reuters - Rising interest rates have yet to cool white-hot real estate prices. Perhaps that's why the concept of virtual home ownership has captured the imagination of a growing number of online gamers, who are plunking down real cash for their own slice of the digital frontier.

China Censors Cut 'Mountain' Love Scenes
(AP)

China Censors Cut 'Mountain' Love Scenes
(AP) 02/17/2004 02:16 PM
AP - Chinese censors have cut love scenes from "Cold Mountain" before its arrival on the country's screens in April, regulators said Tuesday.

Parents in China fear online love games
make children grow up too fast (AFP)

Parents in China fear online love games
make children grow up too fast (AFP) 01/25/2004 04:10 AM
AFP - Parents in China have voiced fears that Internet love games give children a premature interest in adult family life.

Real verdict in China for virtual loss

Real verdict in China for virtual loss 12/28/2003 09:16 PM
CNET Asia Dec 28 2003 7:42PM ET

Love is in the office air (Reuters)

Love is in the office air (Reuters) 02/10/2004 02:56 AM
Reuters - Whether it's a frisson by the filing cabinet, a gaze over bar graphs or hot flushes at the water-cooler, romance blossoms in the workplace for nearly two thirds of employees, according to a survey.

Workers Flock to Web to Say 'I Love
You!' (Reuters)

Workers Flock to Web to Say 'I Love
You!' (Reuters) 02/13/2004 04:00 PM
Reuters - U.S. workers this year are rushing to the Internet in droves, looking for the perfect Valentine gift to say "I love you," an online tracking firm said on Friday.

Zoo to inseminate "love" birds (Reuters)

Zoo to inseminate "love" birds (Reuters) 12/24/2004 01:13 PM
Reuters - Johannesburg zoo plans to artificially inseminate a pair of female birds who appear to be lovers to help boost dwindling numbers of the endangered wattled crane species.

U.S. workers flock to Web to say "I love
you!" (Reuters)

U.S. workers flock to Web to say "I love
you!" (Reuters) 02/13/2004 04:06 PM
Reuters - U.S. workers this year are rushing to the Internet in droves, looking for the perfect Valentine gift to say "I love you," an online tracking firm has said.

Falling in love bends genders (Reuters)

Falling in love bends genders (Reuters) 05/05/2004 01:57 PM
Reuters - Falling in love -- that crazy, blissful feeling -- causes gender-bender changes in men and women's testosterone levels.

Maradona "in love" with Venezuela's
Chavez (Reuters)

Maradona "in love" with Venezuela's
Chavez (Reuters) 03/31/2005 11:12 PM
Reuters - Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona has said he is "in love" with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, whom he admires for his left-wing political policies.

Wooing Teens with Lessons on Love
(Reuters)

Wooing Teens with Lessons on Love
(Reuters) 09/01/2004 07:52 AM
Reuters - China's eastern financial hub of Shanghai is adding a dash of romance to the school curriculum to teach children about real love, as opposed to the Internet chatroom variety.

Smoking ban brings health ...and love?
(Reuters)

Smoking ban brings health ...and love?
(Reuters) 05/25/2004 10:22 AM
Reuters - Ireland's pioneering ban on smoking in pubs and restaurants seems to be helping some addicts to kick the habit and may be promoting a new way to meet people, Ireland's health minister has said.

Thief Steals Yacht Out of Love for His
Daughter (Reuters)

Thief Steals Yacht Out of Love for His
Daughter (Reuters) 05/21/2004 11:35 AM
Reuters - A thief living in Ireland missed his young daughter so much that he stole a 84,000 euro ($100,000) yacht and sailed to England to see her.

Komodo Dragon dies in zoo love plunge
(Reuters)

Komodo Dragon dies in zoo love plunge
(Reuters) 08/21/2004 07:24 AM
Reuters - Love could not conquer all for a rare, 10-year-old Komodo Dragon who plunged to her death at London Zoo after she scaled a dividing wall to reach her mate.

Falling in Love -- a Gender-Bending
Experience (Reuters)

Falling in Love -- a Gender-Bending
Experience (Reuters) 05/06/2004 08:39 AM
Reuters - Falling in love -- that crazy, blissful feeling -- causes gender-bender changes in men and women's testosterone levels.

Author turns love of rats into book
(Reuters)

Author turns love of rats into book
(Reuters) 05/06/2004 07:27 AM
Reuters - They push and shove their way through narrow subway entrances, they are creatures of habit and they love going out to eat at night in a big crowd. They are the other New Yorkers -- rats.

Love lures French kids to German
(Reuters)

Love lures French kids to German
(Reuters) 01/22/2004 02:10 AM
Reuters - a language of love!

Judge tosses coin for tug-of-love child
(Reuters)

Judge tosses coin for tug-of-love child
(Reuters) 12/30/2004 11:21 PM
Reuters - When the separated parents of a five-year old Italian boy could not agree whose house he should stay at over Christmas, a judge settled the dispute by tossing a coin, an Italian newspaper has reported.

Love-sick tomtit risks all to fly home
(Reuters)

Love-sick tomtit risks all to fly home
(Reuters) 07/27/2004 12:36 AM
Reuters - Distance proved no obstacle for an intrepid New Zealand tomtit, which apparently dodged predators and braved open seas to fly more than 60 km (37 miles) back to his lady-love.

Traffic jams green light for love
(Reuters)

Traffic jams green light for love
(Reuters) 09/08/2004 11:32 PM
Reuters - Millions of drivers use traffic lights and jams as the perfect opportunity to pick up a hot date and sometimes even a marriage partner, according to a survey today.

Love-Sick Bird Risks All to Fly Back to
His Mate (Reuters)

Love-Sick Bird Risks All to Fly Back to
His Mate (Reuters) 07/27/2004 09:06 AM
Reuters - Distance proved no obstacle for an intrepid New Zealand tomtit, which apparently dodged predators and braved open seas to fly more than 37 miles back to his lady-love.

Programs: No Love Lost for 'Love
Detector' Software (Reuters)

Programs: No Love Lost for 'Love
Detector' Software (Reuters) 04/11/2004 08:59 PM
Reuters - (Gene Emery is a columnist who covers science and technology. His Internet address is GEmery(at)Cox.net. Any opinions in the column are his alone.)

Rare Komodo Dragon Dies in Zoo Love
Plunge (Reuters)

Rare Komodo Dragon Dies in Zoo Love
Plunge (Reuters) 08/23/2004 10:15 AM
Reuters - Love could not conquer all for a rare, 10-year-old Komodo Dragon who plunged to her death at London Zoo after she scaled a dividing wall to reach her mate.

Lost Sappho love poem published after
2,600 years (Reuters)

Lost Sappho love poem published after
2,600 years (Reuters) 06/24/2005 09:58 PM
Reuters - A love poem written 2,600 years ago by Sappho, the greatest female poet of ancient Greece, was published on Friday for the first time since it was rediscovered last year.

Italy Judge Tosses Coin for Xmas
Tug-Of-Love Child (Reuters)

Italy Judge Tosses Coin for Xmas
Tug-Of-Love Child (Reuters) 12/30/2004 02:48 PM
Reuters - When the separated parents of a five-year old Italian boy could not agree whose house he should stay at over Christmas, a judge settled the dispute by tossing a coin, an Italian newspaper reported on Thursday.

Italian writer's love letters trigger
court battle (Reuters)

Italian writer's love letters trigger
court battle (Reuters) 09/03/2004 11:40 AM
Reuters - The passionate and previously secret love letters of one of Italy's best known novelists have taken centre stage in a court battle as his widow and heirs sue the nation's leading newspaper for publishing extracts.

Are You a Perpetual Bad Relationship
Magnet? Nobody's Unlucky in Love:
Learning Core Causes for Lousy Love
Relationships

Are You a Perpetual Bad Relationship
Magnet? Nobody's Unlucky in Love:
Learning Core Causes for Lousy Love
Relationships 06/18/2004 03:10 AM
Relationship advisor and author Nancy Pina dispenses free relationship advice to adults struggling with individual, couples and marriage issues. She advises teens and young adults in recognizing healthy, loving relationships. [PRWEB Jun 18, 2004]

Chris Abraham: Liberals Find Mad Love at
Act For Love

Chris Abraham: Liberals Find Mad Love at
Act For Love 06/22/2005 02:45 AM
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Boys love games, girls love ringtones

Boys love games, girls love ringtones 06/02/2004 10:08 AM
But neither gives a hoot for 3G

Sorry but those cows are a real turn
off! (Reuters)

Sorry but those cows are a real turn
off! (Reuters) 09/09/2004 10:57 AM
Reuters - What's a big cud-chewing Scottish cow have to do with preserving public decency?

Look Who Has a Real Potty Mouth...
(Reuters)

Look Who Has a Real Potty Mouth...
(Reuters) 08/27/2004 01:59 PM
Reuters - The citizens of Amsterdam may now take counsel of talking toilets that expound on the perils of smoking or the futility of war and berate them on hygiene and cleanliness.

Search on for real-life "Q" (Reuters)

Search on for real-life "Q" (Reuters) 04/19/2005 06:54 AM
Reuters - Get out the rocket launcher camera, brandish your acid-shooting fountain pen and stick on your fake third nipple.

The teaches of peaches

The teaches of peaches 06/05/2005 11:42 PM
Xeni Jardin:
Snip from instructional caption for the lethal "MONKEY STEALS THE PEACH" move: "Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death."

Link to flickr post by Theremina, and here 's the full-size image (jpeg). (via Warren Ellis)

Reader comment: CMorrigu says,

In reference to the "Teaches with Peaches" story about "Monkey Steals the Peach" - the book this was taken from is Ninja Mind Control by Ashida Kim. I've owned this book for many years, and those two pages have always been the highlight. I used to show that section off to people all the time, but then I forgot about it. Thanks to Warren's post yesterday, I dragged the book out and laughed all over again.

Real-Life Problems Solved in New IBM Ads
(Reuters)

Real-Life Problems Solved in New IBM Ads
(Reuters) 01/07/2005 01:49 AM
Reuters - IBM , the world's largest computer company, is putting a human face on the services it offers in a new U.S. brand campaign illustrating how technology can help doctors, lawmakers and young schoolgirls alike.

Barbie clothes -- for real people
(Reuters)

Barbie clothes -- for real people
(Reuters) 06/08/2004 08:14 PM
Reuters - Fairies leaped, surfer girls danced and fashionistas sashayed down the catwalk as Mattel showed off its Barbie clothing line -- for real people.

Red vs. Blue teaches about life

Red vs. Blue teaches about life 08/18/2004 04:43 AM
Want to know what the difference is between real life and the internet? The funny folk at Red vs. Blue would be happy to demonstate. (Warning: 22.125MB Quicktime .mov file but worth the wait, I thought. The Red vs. Blue site also offers a DivX download.) Metafilterians may enjoy the Political Section, where they do political discussions as badly as we do. One naughty word may make the audio NSFW in some locations. Seen at Bifurcated Rivets.

I love women...no, wait, apparently I
love men

I love women...no, wait, apparently I
love men 01/04/2004 04:59 AM
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